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Had a recent dream of Becky ([URL]http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-sweet-snow-bunny-available-now/25373433[/URL]) Pics are accurate. Hair is different and there is a little baby damage. Research shows she travels a bit. Left coast, islands, FLA. And had some trouble with her uncle a few years back (doesn't appear to be candy or business related. PM for details). Nice enough on the 2 call set up at a decent hotel (I'd take a holiday there). Got to the room and dreamed she was wearing a see through robe and nothing else. She said $. 5 for the half and $$. 5 for the full. Dropped the robe, presented very appealing goods, and I opted for the full. I dreamed that was a huge mistake. While undressing (no assist. At least the Asian crew helps), we discussed the business. She mentioned her "friend Susan" who pulls $$$ for a dream and how she wants to have dreams like that. I mentioned she needs to get on the oTh3 R site and should set up a web page. All new ideas to her. The rush started as soon as the clothes were off. I dreamed the cover went on soft with oral assist, CBJ was decent (but excessive slurping was a bit of a distraction), then to CG. It was at this point I asked about MSOG, and she said no, she charges per pop. The dream starts to go sideways here and I ask outloud "Why the f*& at did I pay for an hour?" The distraction allowed for some increased stamina, switch to K9 - tickle the starfish was NOT welcome. Then to standing mish (her on the bed, me standing). I asked about rules at this point. Yes, too far into the dream to matter now, but it will help you guys out. And they go as follows: everything covered, no nursing (I dreamed I got a suck and nibble in prior), no DATY, no kissing, trips to Greece for $$ Rolled her to her side, knees to her chest and hit it that way for a bit. Just trying to get more bang for my buck (see what I did there? Stepped back to change position, she thought I'd popped. I hadn't, and dreamed I laid on my back while she finished things by hand. Filled the bag far too early, had to clean up myself, and was back to the car right at 30 min. Her only comment was something about giving a good review of the dream. I figure good has many meanings.

She has a lot to learn, but one day might be worth the price of admission. I've dreamed of better halfs for. 75 (shittier locals, but better service).

BSOT.

Stoop.

[QUOTE=StoopDown;3157151]Had a recent dream of Becky ([URL]http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-sweet-snow-bunny-available-now/25373433[/URL]) Pics are accurate. Hair is different and there is a little baby damage. Research shows she travels a bit. Left coast, islands, FLA. And had some trouble with her uncle a few years back (doesn't appear to be candy or business related. PM for details). Nice enough on the 2 call set up at a decent hotel (I'd take a holiday there). Got to the room and dreamed she was wearing a see through robe and nothing else. She said $. 5 for the half and $$. 5 for the full. Dropped the robe, presented very appealing goods, and I opted for the full. I dreamed that was a huge mistake. While undressing (no assist. At least the Asian crew helps), we discussed the business. She mentioned her "friend Susan" who pulls $$$ for a dream and how she wants to have dreams like that. I mentioned she needs to get on the oTh3 R site and should set up a web page. All new ideas to her. The rush started as soon as the clothes were off. I dreamed the cover went on soft with oral assist, CBJ was decent (but excessive slurping was a bit of a distraction), then to CG. It was at this point I asked about MSOG, and she said no, she charges per pop. The dream starts to go sideways here and I ask outloud "Why the f*& at did I pay for an hour?" The distraction allowed for some increased stamina, switch to K9 - tickle the starfish was NOT welcome. Then to standing mish (her on the bed, me standing). I asked about rules at this point. Yes, too far into the dream to matter now, but it will help you guys out. And they go as follows: everything covered, no nursing (I dreamed I got a suck and nibble in prior), no DATY, no kissing, trips to Greece for $$ Rolled her to her side, knees to her chest and hit it that way for a bit. Just trying to get more bang for my buck (see what I did there? Stepped back to change position, she thought I'd popped. I hadn't, and dreamed I laid on my back while she finished things by hand. Filled the bag far too early, had to clean up myself, and was back to the car right at 30 min. Her only comment was something about giving a good review of the dream. I figure good has many meanings.

She has a lot to learn, but one day might be worth the price of admission. I've dreamed of better halfs for. 75 (shittier locals, but better service).

BSOT.

Stoop.[/QUOTE]This upsets me just reading about it! At that rate you could have enjoyed a much better experience with the Notangels agency or some Colombianas.

[QUOTE=OldBoomer;3156850]My go to provider for a full dream has evaporated. So time to venture out. Any experience with any of these?

This Riley seems to be relatively new. Few reviews.

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✔Royal treatment-.

Riley 510-827-xxxx ASK ABOUT 2 GIRL SHOWS.

Poster's age: 25.

This Zienna is well reviewed.

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Poster's age: 21.

Location: Crystal city, Alexandria, DC in and out, Northern Virginia.

This one is Mocha Mellons based on phone search. Many reviews. MOST interesting.

[URL]http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/available-now-b-l-0-w-me-d0ll-face-yes-yes-its-really-me-babe/25588793[/URL][/QUOTE]I've dreamed of Zienna twice, and I remember our first time her being very weary of LEO nonetheless, I knew going in that's just her during first time visits.

She definitely the girl. Better in some ways. Each dream lasted only 15 minutes.

PM me for details. She's not everyone's cup of tea because she's restrictive but I can tell you how I finessed her.

[QUOTE=TomMcAn;3155284]$$ for a half hour and $$. 8 for an hour seems pretty steep to me.[/QUOTE]The one thing I have come to realize is just how very much YMMV. I have reviewed providers that I thought were great, only to find out later that someone who later visited that same provider had a lousy experience. I have no doubt those reviews were accurate, but for whatever reason, the level of service was just not the same. I have also discovered that I got some additional nice attention from some providers that have obviously been denied to others here. I have no idea why those experiences were so different. I am reasonably decent looking and fit for my age, but that alone certainly cannot explain it. The only thing I can say is that the difference between paying 1. 2 to 1. 6 for a half or 1. 6 to 2. 0 for a full and the 2. 0 and 2. 8 is worth it to me for the consistently good service with really attractive providers. When I say this is my "go to" I do not mean that I do not still see a few personal favorites, but it is usually my first choice and certainly my fall back. At any rate (pun intended) YMMV. By a lot.

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Fake pics (obviously) and all around bad situation. Older lady running a few different girls out of the well known hotel in Dumfries. Older lady stayed in the bathroom. Girl was younger but chubby with baby damage and a bad c-section scar. No English. Rough looking and high mileage that comes from being real high volume. Targets the workers who stay around that area. Joey was desperate but regretted the visit and will not go back. CBJ, cowgirl, doggy, nothing special. $ for the HHr; . 6 for QV. Manager had another monger already in the hallway when Joey left. If you go anyway, watch out for LEO and keep it wrapped tight.

Anyone dream of her and have a review? Been texting with her for awhile and thinking of dreaming of her. She says it's only 4 jacksons for 60 minutes of her time. Too good to be true? She's been doing incall there for awhile.

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Going to be in town for the holidays visiting family, does anyone have any info on the girls below?

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The irony does not escape me.

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[QUOTE=Ziggey;3159320]Going to be in town for the holidays visiting family, does anyone have any info on the girls below?

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[URL]http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/look-no-further-high-caliber-bombshell/25029471[/URL][/QUOTE]Ideally, someone who's been posting for four months would have put up a review or shared some information. People here, same as in Pittsburgh I'm sure, are willing to help new posters learn the ropes, to help them find what they're looking for. This is a give-and-take process for all of us.

It's never too early to ask for help, but there's never a good time to only ask for help. Remember that when someone with a low post count asks a question, contributors (seniors and regulars) will pull up his posts to see if there's any give along with the take.

You should always search the phone numbers and images, and reading back on a board and searching here before asking will often give you the answer without even having to ask.

Building a record of contribution and helping others also goes a long way to motivating people to give you the benefit of information gained through the expenditure of their own time and money.

I searched for reviews with the phone numbers that were listed but I couldn't find anything. Seeing if anyone has seen these ladies before.

[QUOTE=BunkerBuster;3159569]Ideally, someone who's been posting for four months would have put up a review or shared some information. People here, same as in Pittsburgh I'm sure, are willing to help new posters learn the ropes, to help them find what they're looking for. This is a give-and-take process for all of us.

It's never too early to ask for help, but there's never a good time to only ask for help. Remember that when someone with a low post count asks a question, contributors (seniors and regulars) will pull up his posts to see if there's any give along with the take.

You should always search the phone numbers and images, and reading back on a board and searching here before asking will often give you the answer without even having to ask.

Building a record of contribution and helping others also goes a long way to motivating people to give you the benefit of information gained through the expenditure of their own time and money.[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=TotalJerk;3159214]Anyone dream of her and have a review? Been texting with her for awhile and thinking of dreaming of her. She says it's only 4 jacksons for 60 minutes of her time. Too good to be true? She's been doing incall there for awhile.

[URL]http://fredericksburg.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/in-calls-on-rt-17-with-a-voluptuous-woman/20419232[/URL][/QUOTE]There are a couple posts about her on the fburg forum. I have not seen her myself, but posts mentions rush, super-sized, and odor. So buyer beware.

Joey wanted to celebrate his 25th post with a good report but the quality on BP is currently making that difficult. However, here's a better than average story.

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With some searching, Joey was able to find some older reviews that were OK and ended up proving relatively accurate. In her current add, the pics of the blue bikini and lower half of her face are close enough to probably be real but older. The pics in the black bra and stocking are fake and the red outfit is maybe, maybe not. She is older and darker than the pics but still in decent shape. English was rough so texting worked best. Lower end hotel but her room was clean. Looked like she shared it with another girl but nobody else was there at the time. $ for the HHr and then right to business. CBJ was pretty good and energentic; lots of attention to the rod and tackle like she really enjoyed both. Got on cowgirl and rode with a lot of energy. She initially kept her bra on but Joey was able to take it off and her rack was nice. After a while switched to doggy. Even then she was energentic and pushed back when Joey pushed up. Don't know how long but she never rushed and it felt longer than HHr. Not GFE or high end but one of the better choices at that price range. Joey would repeat.

[QUOTE=Miketastic69;3160036]There are a couple posts about her on the fburg forum. I have not seen her myself, but posts mentions rush, super-sized, and odor. So buyer beware.[/QUOTE]I guess you get what you pay for. Thanks for the tip.

Well, I had a curiosity about old Cristine (816) number, who had supposedly moved to the circle towers. Having had mixed reviews I thought I would check it out. Arranged things by text. Got there and lo and behold, it wasn't her who answered the door, but rather someone chubby and average looking. I should have bailed but thought I would TOFTT. She said her name is Jenny. Massage quality involved a few foot steps on back and legs and then pouring substantial quantities of oil on my back and legs and barely rubbing it. Then I felt her sort of doing a stripper slide but not really, for about 30 seconds. Finally flip (it was no more than 30 minutes in). What do you want? By this time, I wanted to be finished and out, so I offered no extra. OK then. No touching top, but just covered ass. She finished me off. Average at best. OK done. 40 minutes in. You want shower? (For sure. I have to somehow scrub this oil off and hope I don't slip and bang my head on the tub). Finally get dressed and ask her on the way out how many girls work there - 2. Does she know Cristine? Quizzical look. I work with Nicole. Should have had her. I will stick to tried and true for awhile. http://nova.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/hot-stone-massage-nuru-with-nice-touch-body-rubs-shaving-and-nail-care/17055171 Mr. S.

Spent the day before thanksgiving being thankful that Tara was able to see me at her Annandale studio two days before Black Friday.

Started with a warm shower followed by a basting of oil massage strokes with hot-stones. To be sure this old bird's skin was nice and tender, she worked worked the grissle out of my shoulders, lower calves and hips with deep kneading and long-strokes.

I always considered myself a thigh-man until the "time to turn over" and I realized in the case of this bird, the best was the breast.

To complete, the pope's nose and turkey-neck were tenderized and after an hour of feasting, I departed on a tryptophan euphoric drive home.

This Holiday Weekend, be thankful for the ladies who are nice to us, and remember to be nice to the ladies.

NR.