Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Crotalus01;6770871]I'm curious if anyone cares to comment. I've never done a massage parlor for the simple fact that I prefer BBBJ / FS and can get it cheaper from a normal escort. I'm pretty vanilla, no fetishes really. Am I missing something? Just seems like $$ and $$$ is a bit much considering my ATF does massage as well. I will admit I have a serious weakness for Asian women LOL.[/QUOTE]Yesterday for me was the perfect example of why.

I texted for almost six hours to schedule with two different escorts, both of which went dark while trying to schedule a meet within an hour. I was like fuck it, drove to mount Mariah, got an awesome massage with a good standard finish and was home in bed before either of the escorts sent an address.

Reliability and low-stress quotient wins almost every time.

[QUOTE=MrTipswell;6779738]Yesterday for me was the perfect example of why.

I texted for almost six hours to schedule with two different escorts, both of which went dark while trying to schedule a meet within an hour. I was like fuck it, drove to mount Mariah, got an awesome massage with a good standard finish and was home in bed before either of the escorts sent an address.

Reliability and low-stress quotient wins almost every time.[/QUOTE]I also used to be a skeptic, especially knowing the AMPs here aren't like AMPs in other major cities. DFW AMPs used to be just insane, an hour with a beautiful usually-young Asian woman for three bills, GFE, BBBJ, no rushing, very few no's. After that, do I want to pay for a rub and tug only? But after a few visits to Oasis I was won over. I still wish there was an AMP here like I just described in DFW, though I'd likely go broke if there was (DFW was a four times a year trip). But there is something to the experience, from the table shower to the HE, that keeps me coming back, especially when you find a woman with skills to be your regular. Very rarely do I visit escorts anymore here, the HE route just seems easier and tidier.

Went to Golden Hands and got a decent massage from a tiny little.

Thing and was super excited about the ending. Never came. I asked. We talked and she kept saying no. Left frustrated.

So.

I went by ocean. Got a tall skinny lady named Susan. Great massage and on the flip I had access to all the goods. She took her time and I got to play for awhile before it was time. She may offer CBJ. She seemed to hint around but I was short on cash so I went with the tried and true. She was a lot of fun with good personality.

[QUOTE=MemphisChris;6780048]I also used to be a skeptic, especially knowing the AMPs here aren't like AMPs in other major cities. DFW AMPs used to be just insane, an hour with a beautiful usually-young Asian woman for three bills, GFE, BBBJ, no rushing, very few no's. After that, do I want to pay for a rub and tug only? But after a few visits to Oasis I was won over. I still wish there was an AMP here like I just described in DFW, though I'd likely go broke if there was (DFW was a four times a year trip). But there is something to the experience, from the table shower to the HE, that keeps me coming back, especially when you find a woman with skills to be your regular. Very rarely do I visit escorts anymore here, the HE route just seems easier and tidier.[/QUOTE]Absolutely this!

I also miss the old DFW AMP's of old, but I did discover the Studio's which are even better!

For those who have gotten more than the standard HE, what has been your normal tip? Naked? FIV? Thanks for the info.

[QUOTE=OskarWilde;6780807]Absolutely this!

I also miss the old DFW AMP's of old, but I did discover the Studio's which are even better![/QUOTE]Yes I knew of 2 that had studio's but I am in search a couple of more. Juliette had one but I beleive that she has moved and the other has " disappeared / vacation".

[QUOTE=NiceGuy1956;6781350]For those who have gotten more than the standard HE, what has been your normal tip? Naked? FIV? Thanks for the info.[/QUOTE]Usually $ for naked and pussy play.

So I know the Latinas are legit but everyone else on Rub Rankings seems iffy to me. Is there anyone else on this site that is worth trying?

Also I went back to Zen recently as lately they've been the most consistent for me at least. Saw a new girl named Emmy massage wasn't as good as the others but then I think a couple of the usual ones have figured out what I like so may be better next time. The ending was nice though she took her time more than some of the others there.

I drove by in the middle of the afternoon and there wasn't a single car in the lot and no one answered the phone. Is this normal? Were they open? Do you call ahead or just pop in?

[QUOTE=Rugby6996;6783325]I drove by in the middle of the afternoon and there wasn't a single car in the lot and no one answered the phone. Is this normal? Were they open? Do you call ahead or just pop in?[/QUOTE]Both. It's not uncommon though for there to be no cars in the lot. I don't know if the girls ride together or get dropped off. They usually answer the phone though.

Anyone had good service at Asian massage Studio lately, haven't visited in awhile, since my fav had left.

Anyone ever get a full body massage at Zen near Ocean? Prices seem reasonable and place looks legit.

[QUOTE=Rugby6996;6783325]I drove by in the middle of the afternoon and there wasn't a single car in the lot and no one answered the phone. Is this normal? Were they open? Do you call ahead or just pop in?[/QUOTE]It may have something to do with the Lunar New Year today. Big Asian holiday.

[QUOTE=AVeryGoodnight;6785792]Anyone ever get a full body massage at Zen near Ocean? Prices seem reasonable and place looks legit.[/QUOTE]If you decide to go, make sure someone who knows which masseuse to ask for gives you a heads up. I took the luck of the draw and sweet baby Jesus it was awful. She was obviously not into it but right as I started to finish she threw up her hands and walked to the corner with her head down. I've heard they have a girl or two who is enthusiastic about it but the one I had got such a look of sadness on her face at the end. If she had that look from the beginning I wouldn't have continued.

I didn't get a name to avoid and won't be back. I'm not avoiding because I didn't enjoy, I'm avoiding because I legitimately felt awful for her. I mean I didn't know how she felt about it when she started since she hid it but I won't put someone through those emotions for my physical enjoyment now that I know.

The other girls might be totally different. I don't know.

[QUOTE=IndyFun99;6786200]If you decide to go, make sure someone who knows which masseuse to ask for gives you a heads up. I took the luck of the draw and sweet baby Jesus it was awful. She was obviously not into it but right as I started to finish she threw up her hands and walked to the corner with her head down. I've heard they have a girl or two who is enthusiastic about it but the one I had got such a look of sadness on her face at the end. If she had that look from the beginning I wouldn't have continued.

I didn't get a name to avoid and won't be back. I'm not avoiding because I didn't enjoy, I'm avoiding because I legitimately felt awful for her. I mean I didn't know how she felt about it when she started since she hid it but I won't put someone through those emotions for my physical enjoyment now that I know.

The other girls might be totally different. I don't know.[/QUOTE]I had about my worst experience locally at zen but others have posted positive experiences.