Streetwalker Reports

Buddy met Selina about 3 weeks ago. Said she would call when she got a good phone. Called last week with new digits, so Buddy gave her a shout yesterday. Said she had a cute face, short girl. Maybe 5'-2". Long, nice looking auburn hair, late 20's early 30's. Said she'd been around for a while, had a bad track record with po po. Business office is near 3rd & 35th behind circle K. Looked meaty in her jeans. Probably had a smokin' body before kids, but that was a few years back. Very sharp, intuitive girl. Buddy went for BBBJCIMWS and said she knows how to work it. Standard rates.

[QUOTE=AdamsSausage;2235241]Is the new plaza. Been trying to figure thar out for months. BTW, saw a nice looking, very tall (maybe over 6' thin young girl,19-20?, maybe short light brown hair. Forgot hair color LOL, in jogging shorts and sleeveless top. Looked too good to be a working girl. Walking north on MLK from 8th to 12th. Pasted her and pulled into park near 10th. Did not give her a clear signal. She walked by. Watched her as she meandered up around 12th. Not like she had any place in particular to go, no hurry. Circled around and lost her. Anyone have a clue who she is?[/QUOTE]On 34th Street west side at about 3rd / 4th Ave. Almost directly across from the Mosely.

[QUOTE=JimmyCumsALot;2235465]I was contemplating even writing this report, because for the first time I feel one of my reports has no nutritional value to you all. I have nothing to add to Deno's assessment. We probably exchanged gas fumes today. I saw nothing but Dandi Randi and her lawn mower by checkers. I guess this is more of a rant then a report. My timing has been completely off this past month, because I'm not seeing spit on the streets, except the one older transient dude that never wears a shirt or shoes that cleans the BP bathrooms next to the Hampton on 34th street north for a shiny nickel. I have been seeing this dude for years. He never wears a belt and is always clenching his pants that are two sizes to big from falling down. He seems like a nice dude from a far I guess. He walks the same path as many of our Strumpet's, but Dude is not all there as he will wear sweatshirts during the summer and go shirtless during the winter. I was thinking of buying him a McRib to do some recon for me. Sorry for this pointless report. It's pretty bad when the bum gets more press then the girls.[/QUOTE]Dan has been on the stroll for a decade or more. He doesn't drink, smoke or do drugs. I've helped him out for years with shoes and clothes and a twenty now and then, but he doesn't remember me from one time to another. The County cleans him and cuts his hair and gives him a shave occasionally. He is a perfect example of someone that needs care but is left to wander the streets. He's a harmless one, unfortunately all are not.

[QUOTE=EyeMyt;2235768]Dan has been on the stroll for a decade or more. He doesn't drink, smoke or do drugs. I've helped him out for years with shoes and clothes and a twenty now and then, but he doesn't remember me from one time to another. The County cleans him and cuts his hair and gives him a shave occasionally. He is a perfect example of someone that needs care but is left to wander the streets. He's a harmless one, unfortunately all are not.[/QUOTE]Thanks Eye Myt for the information. I could tell he was harmless. He seems like a gentle, but lost soul. Everytime I see him, I feel the urge to wave to him and say "yeah dude, it's me again". Seriously, it has to be since the late 90's that I have been seeing him. Props to you Eye Myt for being a good Samaratin. I'm sure the 34th Street Karma gods are looking after you. And by the way, isn't it great to know that our tax money is being spent on bolstering our Anti-Strumpet Drone War. I would rather them spend it on a nice pedicure and massage for our boy Dan the Man.

On a separate note, I did go back on the streets around midnight. I found one black chick with huge fun bags on 34th street by Mickey Dees Nutz, north of 9th Ave. I did the turnaround and we made eye contact. She then proceeded to yell at the top of her lungs for me to stop and pick her up. I mean absolutely no discretion. There were a fleet of pigs at Salems subs, probably busting someone for a no turn signal. So I passed and went to 4th Street. Nothing to report on 9th Ave or 4th street. I made arrangements for a BP date who was staying at the La Quinta on 34th by Denny's. On my way there I saw a girl get picked up at the Hampton that looked a lot like Hope the Dope. I have never been with Dope the Hope (although I have met her). I considered waiting around for her, but then common sense prevailed.

[QUOTE=JimmyCumsALot;2236076]Thanks Eye Myt for the information. I could tell he was harmless. He seems like a gentle, but lost soul. Everytime I see him, I feel the urge to wave to him and say "yeah dude, it's me again". Seriously, it has to be since the late 90's that I have been seeing him. Props to you Eye Myt for being a good Samaratin. I'm sure the 34th Street Karma gods are looking after you. And by the way, isn't it great to know that our tax money is being spent on bolstering our Anti-Strumpet Drone War. I would rather them spend it on a nice pedicure and massage for our boy Dan the Man.

On a separate note, I did go back on the streets around midnight. I found one black chick with huge fun bags on 34th street by Mickey Dees Nutz, north of 9th Ave. I did the turnaround and we made eye contact. She then proceeded to yell at the top of her lungs for me to stop and pick her up. I mean absolutely no discretion. There were a fleet of pigs at Salems subs, probably busting someone for a no turn signal. So I passed and went to 4th Street. Nothing to report on 9th Ave or 4th street. I made arrangements for a BP date who was staying at the La Quinta on 34th by Denny's. On my way there I saw a girl get picked up at the Hampton that looked a lot like Hope the Dope. I have never been with Dope the Hope (although I have met her). I considered waiting around for her, but then common sense prevailed.[/QUOTE]We just keep mongering on with new weapons and talent of our own. Some of our women 'warriors' have phones; while others have captains to pay their ransoms. I also hunted awhile last night, but then opted for using my anti-cock block weapon. The phone. Big Chief Hollowballs and all his posse of piglets couldn't stop me. As they say:

Humpty hollowballs sat on a wall.

Humpty hollowballs had a great fall.

All the mayors piglets and all of his men.

Couldn't put humpty together again.

The peter rammersburg free cheer leader phone program is a smashing success; unlike chiefy's war on consenting adults. Mongers 1, chiefy 0.

I have seen him myself for so many years and years. He is also looking in the water drains like he lost something. Obviously not all there at all but never says anything to anyone or causes problems. I bet if he could get him to talk he would be the best tour guide on the street. We all break him off a 20 for weekly updated numbers of girls from the Rammer Directory. We all would save money and gas and he would have cash in his pocket. Win-Win for everyone!

I also saw Sara with the black hair small tits behind Hess this morning. She is still has a major attitude and I don't even know why I even try with her. She is cute but when you try and work it out with her she is a rush job and just a royal pain. She goes by so many names its pathetic but she is 5'6 long brownish black hair skinny 120 lbs or less. Sad part is she can be pretty but her attitude ruins it all.

[QUOTE=EyeMyt;2235768]Dan has been on the stroll for a decade or more. He doesn't drink, smoke or do drugs. I've helped him out for years with shoes and clothes and a twenty now and then, but he doesn't remember me from one time to another. The County cleans him and cuts his hair and gives him a shave occasionally. He is a perfect example of someone that needs care but is left to wander the streets. He's a harmless one, unfortunately all are not.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=PeterRammer;2236097]We just keep mongering on with new weapons and talent of our own. Some of our women 'warriors' have phones; while others have captains to pay their ransoms. I also hunted awhile last night, but then opted for using my anti-cock block weapon. The phone. Big Chief Hollowballs and all his posse of piglets couldn't stop me. As they say:

Humpty hollowballs sat on a wall.

Humpty hollowballs had a great fall.

All the mayors piglets and all of his men.

Couldn't put humpty together again.

The peter rammersburg free cheer leader phone program is a smashing success; unlike chiefy's war on consenting adults. Mongers 1, chiefy 0.[/QUOTE]If you think about the St Petersburg Rammersburg phone program is great idea. 30 dollars a month phone keeps the girls out of site out of mind. But then what would our piggy protectors do? He'll they should hand out phones on their new park and walk program society they give bums reflecter vests in Tampa so they don't get run over why not phones4 harlots! Any ways I met a blonde 23 named Amanda last Saturday she was wearing all black with short skin tight shorts. Saw here walking by as I ordered a taco on 5th and 34th I ran into her behind dunkin donuts and got a great BBBJ she she let me glaze her face all for. 20 no digits. Said that was her area she was early 20's 5,9 blonde be cups skinny no hygiene problem s from what I could.

See. Will repeat but the no phone thing really kills me.

Ran into two very interesting ones over the past few days.

Angel-long dark hair curly, decent body maybe late twenties mid 30's.

Melia (stage name) - brunette dyed blonde with a cheerleader body. About 22. What a sweetheart.

Unknown- hangs out behind the circle K near central. Usually has on some crazy knee socks and stands out like crazy. Short curly hair.

Any intel on those?

Camo- driving intox will get in a lot of trouble bro. When your that bad off take a cab. If you picked up the brunette 34/ central probably short blue jeans shorts, it maybe Angel.

I know this Selena you're talking about. She's a nice lass who attacked my yogurt slinger with abandon this time last year. Not a deepthroater but she slurped with such abandon that I was powerwashing her tonsils with manjuice in no time flat.

Nice girl, rational prices, I definitely recommend her.

[QUOTE=AdamsSausage;2235664]Buddy met Selina about 3 weeks ago. Said she would call when she got a good phone. Called last week with new digits, so Buddy gave her a shout yesterday. Said she had a cute face, short girl. Maybe 5'-2". Long, nice looking auburn hair, late 20's early 30's. Said she'd been around for a while, had a bad track record with po po. Business office is near 3rd & 35th behind circle K. Looked meaty in her jeans. Probably had a smokin' body before kids, but that was a few years back. Very sharp, intuitive girl. Buddy went for BBBJCIMWS and said she knows how to work it. Standard rates.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BrentFl;2236195]
Melia (stage name) - brunette dyed blonde with a cheerleader body. About 22. What a sweetheart.
[/QUOTE]She is sweet if it's who I'm thinking of. Where did you see her, and did you get digits?

[QUOTE=PeterRammer;2235696]On 34th Street west side at about 3rd / 4th Ave. Almost directly across from the Mosely.[/QUOTE]That was my guess, but never really sure. Saved me a lot of brain strain.

[QUOTE=Bajingo;2236133]I have seen him myself for so many years and years. He is also looking in the water drains like he lost something. Obviously not all there at all but never says anything to anyone or causes problems. I bet if he could get him to talk he would be the best tour guide on the street. We all break him off a 20 for weekly updated numbers of girls from the Rammer Directory. We all would save money and gas and he would have cash in his pocket. Win-Win for everyone!

I also saw Sara with the black hair small tits behind Hess this morning. She is still has a major attitude and I don't even know why I even try with her. She is cute but when you try and work it out with her she is a rush job and just a royal pain. She goes by so many names its pathetic but she is 5'6 long brownish black hair skinny 120 lbs or less. Sad part is she can be pretty but her attitude ruins it all.[/QUOTE]Reminds me of that ghettolicious poontang Sarah. She's always thinking ahead to her next high and can't / won't ever keep her feeble mind on the python at hand. Some strumpets are great at creaming the pulsating cobras with just the right cheer leader attitude. But little miss muffit is too dumb to multitask. She'll tell you her name is Samantha, but later call her dealer telling him: "it's Sarah. " DUH!! We don't pay these snake snot snorting strumpets for their brains!!

Dan would get my vote for mayor because he's as honest and harmless as a day is long.

It totally pours! Early this afternoon while driving my new special cheer leader back to her stomping grounds I about struck gold. On 4th Street north from 75th south to 62nd Ave there were 3 different workers. I also spotted what looked suspiciously like mia Kendra close to the Palms. I'm pretty certain it was her, but didn't want to be too obvious in front of my new mami. Went back looking later, but nothing. There definitely is increased harlotry in this area.

Later on 9th Ave north near 15th Street an older quite attractive blonde was shaking her money maker. Kim just recently returned and she's smoking up a storm. She looked good and performs well, but is an older lady. Those of you who formerly dined at Keller's will remember her as the sassy blonde waitress there. She's another proud member of the peter rammersburg anti-cock block phone program.

[QUOTE=AdamsSausage;2236571]That was my guess, but never really sure. Saved me a lot of brain strain.[/QUOTE]That Big Chief Hollowballs and posse like to lurk in that area. Be very careful if and when you scoop there, and don't circle too obviously. It's also an area that you want to be particularly careful in late at night. Plenty of nasty gangstas and wannabees hanging nearby. Years ago a couple of snotwads tried to car jack me nearby, but they came up empty. Yesterday during one of my tours of that area, I spotted a hott azzed worker walking my way. I wanted to scoop her, but I noticed about 5 blocks behind her was Officer Muddbutt headed my way. I would have circled, but way too many donut worshiping cumwads were lurking nearby. Hollowcrotch and crew have been pretty aggressive in that neck of the woods. Worker spotted was WSW, 20-25,5'4", 120 lbs, blue / brown and damn pretty. Don't know her name, but my python wants to be formally introduced to her tonsils?

Saw Melia walking near the Cactus yesterday and stopped to talk for a minute but disn't have time to pick her up. She looked great from a distance but was drawing a lot of attention to herself trying to flag someone down.

She looked like she may be a good time. Anyone have any info or digits? Thanks.