Streetwalker Reports

[QUOTE=PeterRammer;2233655]Like I go through strumpets. Well maybe I'm a little worse? Hope she takes the initiative to keep it charged and turn it on? I've been avoiding her with all her drama and instability, but she does know how to tame a wild cobra! Maybe she'll do a better job of keeping her appointments this time since Pisstopher is gone?[/QUOTE]She's staying with me so she's actually on top of stuff right now. Her pill habit is under control. Just enough to keep her from getting sick, and she's not touching anything else.

I don't get involved in the business side of things outside of an occasional paid ride or BackPage ad, but she is going to be doing some Internet work for me which has a massive financial upside.

This morning about 5:30 I missed on a nice looking petite blonde. Looked a lot like Jen Z in her day if you know who that was. Except more golden blonde where Jen was that white blonde. She's about 5'2" 105 had a narrow face. Like 22 -24.

Still would like to find little-Bit again anybody see her?

Where was she? 4th, 9th, 34th, Haines? She sounds interesting.

Was out and about this afternoon (yeah, never a great time I know!) and nada on 34th from Central to 62nd or along Haines.

[QUOTE=Bajingo;2233779]This morning about 5:30 I missed on a nice looking petite blonde. Looked a lot like Jen Z in her day if you know who that was. Except more golden blonde where Jen was that white blonde. She's about 5'2" 105 had a narrow face. Like 22 -24.

Still would like to find little-Bit again anybody see her?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bajingo;2233779]This morning about 5:30 I missed on a nice looking petite blonde. Looked a lot like Jen Z in her day if you know who that was. Except more golden blonde where Jen was that white blonde. She's about 5'2" 105 had a narrow face. Like 22 -24.

Still would like to find little-Bit again anybody see her?[/QUOTE]Fits that description and had been working 9th ave around MLK area.

Aka Jessica sweet chest is out and about spreading her cheer to happy mongers in the New Plaza area. She's crazy as a loon, but has a tight azzed body. Catch her before Snotdrizzle and crew decide to take her back again!! No digits, but I hope to get her on the peter rammersburg free phone program soon?

I want to put it out there that Hope is back in the business already of wheeling and dealing and stealing. Whatever you do don't go in the store for her and leave the car running. As Ms Hope will leave the premises with your car and you inside. Hope was able to haul ass and get a room at the Holiday Bread and Breakfast for 5 k and then check out within 6 hours. But she left Jason the pimp sitting there alone all this time and he still sits. What a nice wife she would make a guy with all that love.

Amazingly she has an insider who puts up the change but she is heavy on the dope right now so becareful or you will lose your wheels to this special kind of Hope!

And yes the little boa milking bunny will be hopping along the python trail in search of her fresh milk today!! We got a scare last night when Deputy Snotdrizzle and posse tried to shut her down. The monger Gods struck fast and rescued our fair python princess; so the Hope is not lost. Don't know if the $550 was a wise investment, but thank you Santa for our early Christmas gift?

Did some window shopping yesterday afternoon and things were very quiet. Saw Maria behind Hess and a few others on 34th near McDonalds. Over by Haines saw Tina looking a bit skinny, but nice. Saved the best for last when out of nowhere slithered Brenda the cobra bender! She's been utr lately and living with her parents nearby. Was sober, but now has some new pharmaceutical needs. Whatever meds she's on; she looked great and is now a member of my cheerleading squad! She's a very good girl, aims to please and has very modest needs. I give her 5 pythons for her performance.

There was activity on 34th street near 54th ave with Ashley and a couple of others. Haines had a few hags and also Tina as well. Hess was quiet except for sorry-azzed Randi begging for love and looking really ragged. Further south there were quite a few from Amscot to Central Ave. Behind New Plaza it was pretty busy as well. Big Chief Hollowcock had his boys swarming the New Plaza area and also near Salem's. Saw quite a few in the eye of Hollowcock's storm despite his piglets presence.

All in all; not a lot out. But if you were patient and careful, your cobra would get exactly what he needed.

So last Saturday was a long night of heavy drinking and I decide to check out the stroll, I was 1 foot in the grave drunk and I spot a very thing taller girl from what I remember she was brunette. Found around 34th / central and she hops in do a LEO check then BBBJ she's doing decent work but I'm so drunk I decide I need to get laid to finish we agree on price and she mounts up no hesitation. It was great however mid way through I couldn't remember if I put on a condom or not. Well 1 min later I filled her up and that confirmed I did not. I clean up best I could and since then I'm having MAJOR anxiety that I have aids but I can't go test yet cause it was 3 days ago and I guess I have to wait.

Anyone else gone bareback and lived to tell about it?? I want to try and track Her down but I honeslty can't remember what she looks like other than thin tall brunette and bigger teeth.

[QUOTE=PeterRammer;2234284]Aka Jessica sweet chest is out and about spreading her cheer to happy mongers in the New Plaza area. She's crazy as a loon, but has a tight azzed body. Catch her before Snotdrizzle and crew decide to take her back again!! No digits, but I hope to get her on the peter rammersburg free phone program soon?[/QUOTE]Is the new plaza. Been trying to figure thar out for months. BTW, saw a nice looking, very tall (maybe over 6' thin young girl,19-20?, maybe short light brown hair. Forgot hair color LOL, in jogging shorts and sleeveless top. Looked too good to be a working girl. Walking north on MLK from 8th to 12th. Pasted her and pulled into park near 10th. Did not give her a clear signal. She walked by. Watched her as she meandered up around 12th. Not like she had any place in particular to go, no hurry. Circled around and lost her. Anyone have a clue who she is?

On a stroll on 34th this afternoon found nothing but Randi by Checkers looking for meal money. Drove Haines from 54th to the end and nada.

[QUOTE=Dinosluck;2235367]On a stroll on 34th this afternoon found nothing but Randi by Checkers looking for meal money. Drove Haines from 54th to the end and nada.[/QUOTE]It was a colossal disappointment this afternoon when I spotted Jessica near New Plaza. She hadn't bathed for a couple of days, had no sleep and looked like shit. She's hanging at the chicken coop of 35th Street with the other rock stars.

Is back at his cock block campaign today, but it's a loosing cause for his dumb azz. The ranks of our harlots are a bit lighter, but new talent is stepping forward as I write this. The sacred profession of harlotry will long out live our chump azzed chiefy. In a short while I'll be meeting a little cheer leader friend to engage in lewd and laschivious acts right here in Big Chief Hollowhead's town. You can't shut this game down because we got phones lardazz!! Just kidding; we really worship you chief!

[QUOTE=Dinosluck;2235367]On a stroll on 34th this afternoon found nothing but Randi by Checkers looking for meal money. Drove Haines from 54th to the end and nada.[/QUOTE]I was contemplating even writing this report, because for the first time I feel one of my reports has no nutritional value to you all. I have nothing to add to Deno's assessment. We probably exchanged gas fumes today. I saw nothing but Dandi Randi and her lawn mower by checkers. I guess this is more of a rant then a report. My timing has been completely off this past month, because I'm not seeing spit on the streets, except the one older transient dude that never wears a shirt or shoes that cleans the BP bathrooms next to the Hampton on 34th street north for a shiny nickel. I have been seeing this dude for years. He never wears a belt and is always clenching his pants that are two sizes to big from falling down. He seems like a nice dude from a far I guess. He walks the same path as many of our Strumpet's, but Dude is not all there as he will wear sweatshirts during the summer and go shirtless during the winter. I was thinking of buying him a McRib to do some recon for me. Sorry for this pointless report. It's pretty bad when the bum gets more press then the girls.