Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Redon1; 1232555]The last time I went to Tijuana, there was a very long line to get back into the US. Sometimes it can be as much as 3-4 hours. Late at night (after 12) it is a lot shorter. I think there is a web site you can check the wait time. Also be careful about the guys that will offer to take you to the front of the line for $5. They take you there and then they tell you to cut into the line.

There are some interesting clubs and wall leaners there but the long drive and border wait time make it not worth the trouble for me.[/QUOTE]Sentri Pass is your friend. Get one. No waiting in lines. $125 and it's good for 5 years. Check out the DHS GOES page for more info. Hope this helps.

[QUOTE=Redon1; 1232555]The last time I went to Tijuana, there was a very long line to get back into the US. Sometimes it can be as much as 3-4 hours. Late at night (after 12) it is a lot shorter. I think there is a web site you can check the wait time. Also be careful about the guys that will offer to take you to the front of the line for $5. They take you there and then they tell you to cut into the line.

There are some interesting clubs and wall leaners there but the long drive and border wait time make it not worth the trouble for me.[/QUOTE]If you're far from the border and just intend to spend no more than an hour it might not me worth it at all. My trip to Tijuana is over an hour drive so I usually stay in Tijuana for at least 3 hours. Yes even crossing walking the lines during the day can be bad but not as bad as driving. I don't drive into Tijuana anymore unless I'm staying for the whole weekend or something. I just park my car in the US side, once I cross I take a yellow taxi or taxi libre to Adelitas. Once there most all of the action is in that square block. I just walk to the different places like Hong Kong, the cuaouguila (something like that) street where all the street action is at and when I'm done I take a taxi back to the border and walk the line. At night it has never been more than 30 minutes usually about 15.

[QUOTE=Jbond888; 1232440]Your report sounds too good to be true, especially at VAmp. It's really rare to have bargain session at vamp's.

It's probably $.20 EACH for FS, not $.20 for both. Hey if I can have FS with 2 hot V girls for $.2 + door fee, I am there.[/QUOTE]I know it is rare but a senior member told me he has been there many times getting good deals like that, you should try it so it is not too good to be true anymore.

[QUOTE=Bronsonator;1232602]Sentri Pass is your friend. Get one. No waiting in lines. $125 and it's good for 5 years. Check out the DHS GOES page for more info. Hope this helps.[/QUOTE]That's a great option, but if you're not THAT committed, try Option #2: Park in San Ysidro for $8, walk across to the Mexico side. Take a taxi for $5 to any of the pussy bars in the Zona. The taxis are pretty much on auto pilot. As if they just assume you want to get pussy unless you tell the driver differently.

On the way back, $5 is the fare for the taxi from the pussy bar back to the pedestrian line at the border. Then walk to the parking lot after clearing customs.

After reading the reviews on this site I decided to try CH. The place is easy enough find. I went in and the asked me to put my name on some piece of paper. Then the "Dr." asked how long I wanted and I said an hour. I paid the 60 bucks and she took me back to a room. A few minutes later, Michelle walked in. She is a very nice, petite and friendly Chinese girl. She actually gave a good legit massage. On the flip there was no protest when I started rubbing her ass but she clearly didn't like me rubbing the kitty or her boobs. What access I did get made it obvious that she was wearing a very thick padded bra. She started a HJ without any discussion of money and it was pretty good. Michelle is pretty and was fun to talk to but I like to have more hand roaming access than she allowed. I left her 40 bucks on the table when I left and she never acknowledged it. If I go back, I'll request one of the other girls recommended on this site.

Jbond,

It's true, I did the double on Tuesday for $.20.

[QUOTE=Jbond888; 1232440]Your report sounds too good to be true, especially at VAmp. It's really rare to have bargain session at vamp's.

It's probably $.20 EACH for FS, not $.20 for both. Hey if I can have FS with 2 hot V girls for $.2 + door fee, I am there.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Mcfrdd; 1232803]That's a great option, but if you're not THAT committed, try Option #2: Park in San Ysidro for $8, walk across to the Mexico side. Take a taxi for $5 to any of the pussy bars in the Zona. The taxis are pretty much on auto pilot. As if they just assume you want to get pussy unless you tell the driver differently.

On the way back, $5 is the fare for the taxi from the pussy bar back to the pedestrian line at the border. Then walk to the parking lot after clearing customs.[/QUOTE]I used to do that few years ago, park in san ysidro (behind jack in the box) , WALK to the bar zone LOL yes fellas, walk, it is a good walk and you can see a lot of funny things on your way, get pussy at the adelita bar (AB) eat some tacos and walk back to the border, I must admit it was stupid and dangerous but. Back in the day WTF LOL, I stopped doing it since Tijuana got pretty bad I might go again since Tijuana is "safe" again or not too dangerous PM me if somebody wants to join.

I went to the one on Beach / Cerritos not sure if it is still Dream Day Spa.

It totally sucked!

Paid the $40 entrance some older lady asked her if she was the only one she said no.

So I said okay.

Some other lady comes in chubby and a bit younger but still old. I'm like dang it!

Anyhow she starts massaging and I'm not into her at all so I ask if there is anyone else working she said just the other gal.

They had alot of calls and people stopping in. Anyhow. I was like just give me a hard massage please.

She asked if I wanted to switch to the other gal twice I said it's okay.

Anyhow shorted me by 7 minutes. I shorted her tip by giving nothing. And taking my water bottle and leaving.

Am I at the wrong Beach / Cerritos location guys? Thanks!

JBond,

Let me clarify. It's $.20 for 2 girls. Only FS with the one, and I got lipped locked on the others "DD's". I didn't really force the issue ond servicing them both, because it would have required a hat change.

[QUOTE=Wireless91910; 1232817]Jbond,

It's true, I did the double on Tuesday for $.20.[/QUOTE]

JBond,

Let me clarify. It's $.20 for 2 girls. Only FS with the one, and I got lipped locked on the others "DD's". I didn't really force the issue ond servicing them both, because it would have required a hat change.

[QUOTE=Wireless91910; 1232817]Jbond,

It's true, I did the double on Tuesday for $.20.[/QUOTE]

It looks like most of the AMPs in CM will close in about six months. Since many of the women can barely speak English it's unlikely they can pass the exam.

[url]http://www.ci.costa-mesa.ca.us/council/agenda/2011-07-05/2011MassageOrdinanceCouncilAgendaReport.pdf[/url]

Well I hope the other massage places in other cities pay all their taxes and city bribes. Costa mesa was a good spot, but if other cities in O. C. Follow suit, it would really be bad for the economy =)

[QUOTE=Jon Jones; 1233271]It looks like most of the AMPs in CM will close in about six months. Since many of the women can barely speak English it's unlikely they can pass the exam.

[url]http://www.ci.costa-mesa.ca.us/council/agenda/2011-07-05/2011MassageOrdinanceCouncilAgendaReport.pdf[/url][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Greenhornet57;1233296]Well I hope the other massage places in other cities pay all their taxes and city bribes. Costa mesa was a good spot, but if other cities in O. C. Follow suit, it would really be bad for the economy =)[/QUOTE]That city is so screwed financially, dosent surprise me that the are finding ways so squeeze money out of buisness any way they can. They are laying off half the citys workforce.

[QUOTE=Jon Jones; 1233271]It looks like most of the AMPs in CM will close in about six months. Since many of the women can barely speak English it's unlikely they can pass the exam.

[url]http://www.ci.costa-mesa.ca.us/council/agenda/2011-07-05/2011MassageOrdinanceCouncilAgendaReport.pdf[/url][/QUOTE]Here are some of the things found in the fine print.

1. No massage practitioner or therapist shall massage or allow an employee to massage the genitals, buttocks, gluteal fold, or anal area of any patron or the breasts of any female patron.

(b) Table showers are prohibited.

2. Skirts, mini-skirts and dresses are not allowed to be worn at any time while on the business premises, only trousers, pants or shorts may be worn while on duty.

If this goes into effect, CM is not going to be a fun place for massage, even legit massage.

[QUOTE=Roninii;1232473]Holy crap! The last time I went there a skinny little V girl tried to upsell me like crazy with a lazy, terrible attitude. What a difference![/QUOTE]I had the same experience. She wanted $.4 for FS (not including door fee). I only had $. She accepted, but her attitude changed and told me that's the usual fee. How the hell was I supposed to know. I've never paid more than $. She was extremely nice when I got there, but it got awkward after she accepted the $. She started with a CBJ which was pretty good, then she went for CW. I tried kissing them flat titties but she pushed me back. We moved to K9 then I told her to lay down. She told me to lay down instead. I was like, WTF! She had that hurry-up-and-finish face. She was pretending to moan and told me to cum inside already. Then I told her to lay down again, she complied but w. A disappointed look. I think she was pissed off, because the moaning stopped. I had to imagine I was fn somebody else so I could finish. I've never gone back.