Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Undercoverchef;1453034]At the end she comes out and puts her hands to my nose and say's smell lobster! And rubs her stinky fishy hands on the tip of my nose while repeating lobster! Lobster! Like some kind of freak. I am not a psychologist but it came off a little bit angry, its my opinion that she has a little bit of a anger issue directed at us mongers.[/QUOTE]I wouldn't freak so much. Maybe she pulled her hand out of her box and was trying to turn you on. A Korean girlfriend of mine put her fingers to my nose after rubbing her snapper.

I have to say it turned me on and No she had didn't smell of dead flounder. These women change directions faster than a weathervane in a hurricane. If you can't handle them stay with the dead in bed lazy American, been there done that.

My last visit to 1021 had a strange encounter with Mika also. I went to the side door, rang the bell and waited for them to buzz me in. A good minute later the buzzer sounds and I go up the stairs and to their door in the hallway. Another good minute later and the cloth covering the glass in the door is pulled aside and I'm given the once over. She lets me in and I say hello and she puts her fingers up to her lips telling me stop talking. She closes the door and brings me inside and asks if I've been there before. I told her I've been there before many times but not recently (which is true) which she doesn't seem to believe. She puts her arm out signalling for me to walk in front of her to the room. I take a step and then BOOM, I feel her arm coming up between my legs and she punches me in the balls. I take another step and BOOM, another step BOOM. She goosed my balls every step to the room. What she did next was even worse as I was "assigned" Sugar who went through the motions but will never be confused with Yung or Pink in the service department. She also uses an absurd amount of baby powder in the room and I left smelling like I should be wearing a diaper. I'm missing my 40 minute hours at OS more and more.

[QUOTE=Fats;1457247]My last visit to 1021 had a strange encounter with Mika also. I went to the side door, rang the bell and waited for them to buzz me in. A good minute later the buzzer sounds and I go up the stairs and to their door in the hallway. Another good minute later and the cloth covering the glass in the door is pulled aside and I'm given the once over. She lets me in and I say hello and she puts her fingers up to her lips telling me stop talking. She closes the door and brings me inside and asks if I've been there before. I told her I've been there before many times but not recently (which is true) which she doesn't seem to believe. She puts her arm out signalling for me to walk in front of her to the room. I take a step and then BOOM, I feel her arm coming up between my legs and she punches me in the balls. I take another step and BOOM, another step BOOM. She goosed my balls every step to the room. What she did next was even worse as I was "assigned" Sugar who went through the motions but will never be confused with Yung or Pink in the service department. She also uses an absurd amount of baby powder in the room and I left smelling like I should be wearing a diaper. I'm missing my 40 minute hours at OS more and more.[/QUOTE]Sounds like Mikka is loosing it. I was there when she first came back and she seemed a little different. I won't go back until Ruby or Katie come back. My playing money is limited so I'm going to spend it on who I want not what Mikka wants. I would have walked at that point.

[QUOTE=Fats;1457247]My last visit to 1021 had a strange encounter with Mika also. I went to the side door, rang the bell and waited for them to buzz me in. A good minute later the buzzer sounds and I go up the stairs and to their door in the hallway. Another good minute later and the cloth covering the glass in the door is pulled aside and I'm given the once over. She lets me in and I say hello and she puts her fingers up to her lips telling me stop talking. She closes the door and brings me inside and asks if I've been there before. I told her I've been there before many times but not recently (which is true) which she doesn't seem to believe. She puts her arm out signalling for me to walk in front of her to the room. I take a step and then BOOM, I feel her arm coming up between my legs and she punches me in the balls. I take another step and BOOM, another step BOOM. She goosed my balls every step to the room. What she did next was even worse as I was "assigned" Sugar who went through the motions but will never be confused with Yung or Pink in the service department. She also uses an absurd amount of baby powder in the room and I left smelling like I should be wearing a diaper. I'm missing my 40 minute hours at OS more and more.[/QUOTE]I haven't been back since my last visit as I reported similar. Mika is out of control with her freakish shit. I won't be back now till she is gone which could be months. Too bad as 1021 was always my number one Spa without question.

Had some time today & FE has always been a favorite. Got Sarah. Tiny 95 lbs with fakes but look nice on her. Shaved bald. Attentive TS pretty good massage and an enthusiastic main event. Chatted for about 10 mins very comfortable. Full unrushed hour. No complaints.

Over the long weekend, after some yard work-decided I needed to treat myself to a decent massage and of course with a HE. Had 2 places in mind-NMS and Lily's. I have been to NMS many times-though need to stop and see the new set up-decided on Lily's. Mamasan let me in-and I drew Yuri. Decent lookling-early 30's. Big top-nice muscle tone overall-decent english. TS was ok-have had much better-got all the right spots-done by hand-no sponge-but lacked that needed sensuality that makes a TS unforgettable. Asked for the sauna to dry off-just a few minutes-oops-another monger is in there-awkward no look at each other-sorry if it was one of you guys-anyways-he gets wisked away by this young spinner in a short pink mini mini skirt. Now I have therapist envy. After sauna-good hard to medium massage-good cracking of back. Decent tease and then the flip-lights lowered and a nice long release-got as much OTC roaming as I wanted and she seemed pretty into it and was all worked up (at least that is what she was saying). Good clean up afterwards. I was shorted 10 minutes-but didn't care as I needed to get on the road. Damage-typical 60/40.

[QUOTE=MuffyTheDiver;1457592]I haven't been back since my last visit as I reported similar. Mika is out of control with her freakish shit. I won't be back now till she is gone which could be months. Too bad as 1021 was always my number one Spa without question.[/QUOTE]Mika is as crazy as a shit house rat. Maybe the owners will make a change when they see the drop is off, just like last year and bring sophia back early. Only problem is that I believe Sophia is in Korea on an extended vacation.

I would not count on seeing Ruby back until Sophia returns, there is bad juju between Ruby and Mika.

[QUOTE=Gogglz Paesano; 1455849]I wouldn't freak so much. Maybe she pulled her hand out of her box and was trying to turn you on. A Korean girlfriend of mine put her fingers to my nose after rubbing her snapper.

I have to say it turned me on and No she had didn't smell of dead flounder. These women change directions faster than a weathervane in a hurricane. If you can't handle them stay with the dead in bed lazy American, been there done that.[/QUOTE]Thanks For the advice, but it was not snapper, definitely lobster I know the difference between pussy and lobster, after all I am a chef and experienced Korean massage girl handler.

Mika is a freaky ***** and not in a good way, she gives off an angry vibe not exactly the Geisha experience we are all used to.

You can do what you want but I will take my business somewhere else until she either gets the message or Sophia comes back.

Has anyone yet gone up to Mika and told her smell like fish, is that your boom boom spot? I bet you would get the stink eye and the worse girl yet. Me I would slap her hand away and ask what wrong with you. And as I leave I'd say "one word" "douche. And tell her no come back until you correct yourself. Yeah I know it's a lot easier said than done. Someone has to stand up to her and let her know, finger smell bad for business.

Any parlors, Asian or white girl that provide more than HJ. PM me if you like.

Tiger in CT

[QUOTE=Tiger 37; 1458668]Any parlors, Asian or white girl that provide more than HJ. PM me if you like.

Tiger in CT[/QUOTE]Tiger, Are you serious? I am assuming you are not from this area and have not read this forum and live in a cave! This is Rhode Island. Your not in Kansas anymore Dorothy. LMAO.

[QUOTE=Yellowfever023; 1458461]Mika is as crazy as a shit house rat. Maybe the owners will make a change when they see the drop is off, just like last year and bring sophia back early. Only problem is that I believe Sophia is in Korea on an extended vacation.

I would not count on seeing Ruby back until Sophia returns, there is bad juju between Ruby and Mika.[/QUOTE]Yes Sophia is in Korea, not sure when she gets back and I agree therre is definately some bad blood between Mika and Ruby, Pink and any other girl who doesn't follow the "rules" that Mika outlines for these girls. The fishy hands are only one part of the "Turn Off" feeling Mika puts off, her attitude towards regulars sucks.

Muffy

[QUOTE=Tiger 37;1458668]Any parlors, Asian or white girl that provide more than HJ[/QUOTE]Almost all our MPs here are full service. The ones that are not are Lily, North Main Street, Sunflower and now recent reports indicate Simple Pleasures has gone that way. There are recent in depth reports here of how well they perform, except for maybe Harmony who we haven't heard much about lately since services there started going downhill.

[QUOTE=Fly Dangler;1458742]Almost all our MPs here are full service. The ones that are not are Lily, North Main Street, Sunflower and now recent reports indicate Simple Pleasures has gone that way. There are recent in depth reports here of how well they perform, except for maybe Harmony who we haven't heard much about lately since services there started going downhill.[/QUOTE]I would include Pleasant and Asiana (new one) in the list of HJ places. And there are probably some missed also.

[QUOTE=Stressed Out;1458891]I would include Pleasant and Asiana (new one) in the list of HJ places[/QUOTE]Pleasant used to be HJ only, but seems to have evolved into FS. At Asiana they seem to want to try to convince customers they're standard service only, but (shhh, don't tell anyone) there's more on the menu as I found out my first visit and a couple other reports hither and yon confirm.