Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Niteluvr;2759548]Although this is not a forum for noting favorite porn sites, it got me thinking where porn fits under the general umbrella of ways to bust a nut. They are, in no particular ranking order:

1. Porn. Fulfills a need when a dude is broke, during inclement weather, or he simply doesn't have time to go out for traditional mongering activities.

2. KAMPs and CAMPs. Fills a need when a guy needs a quick fix in the form of a massage, BJ, fuck and / or the simple touch of a woman.

3. Backpage girls. Works when a guy wants new talent and isn't afraid to take some possible risks.

4. Escorts. Great for when a guy wants a better caliber provider and needs to be discreet.

5. Women on social media. Great for when a guy has time to hunt and likes the idea of getting an almost-freebie. Banged an Asian lady recently for the price of a lunch date. Not a beauty queen but very personable and was recently divorced.[/QUOTE]6. Settling for Fucking the wife / GF because she is off the same day as you so no porn watching or AMP visiting.

Closing your eyes and thinking about a co-worker, a hairdresser, or possibly the hot cashier at Publix just so you can nut.

The upside you don't have to pay her (not directly in cash) but you may have to spend time with her all day.

Will never be going back to this awful place.

I had been previously and saw Tina but I guess I forgot what a chubby, plain-face, Chinese girl she actually is. That's my fault.

I entered this time and was greeted by a probably thirty-something chick with a great body. She asked if I wanted a massage and I said yes and she came around the counter to lead me back to a room. All of a sudden, this old be $tch who looks like she has worked her entire life in a Chinese coal mine jumps out and grabs my hand. First of all, if you are running a business like this and advertise young girls, keep the old lady out of sight. Secondly, I was already being taken care of by the girl at the counter. Who the f at ck are you? So, I immediately said something and she replied that a young girl would come right in. Ten minutes go by and a knock at the door. Alright here we go. Old bag again saying young girl ten minutes. Another ten minutes go by and the old lady comes back in and says she will start the massage and a young girl will come in ten minutes. With fifteen minutes left Tina comes in for an uninspired leg massage and the most mechcanical HJ I have ever received. Never finished as she was brutal and stopped on one occasion to answer the phone.

I should have stopped the old lady much earlier and demanded a switch so that is on me but I expect much better nonetheless. So here is to hoping that they get busted and someone new comes in behind them with better service.

Duncs.

[QUOTE=FirmOffer;2752862]Went to Lily today. Crappy table shower, crappy massage, then she grabs Mr. Happy and starts negotiating. She says 50, I say 20, so we settled on 30 for HE. That sucked too. Doubt I'll ever return.[/QUOTE]I had a different experience. I had a good massage from a decent looking woman (5 -- but the mamasan who met me at the door was at least an 8). At the end, she tried to get me to do it myself but I told her "No you do it. I'll pay" and put her hand on it. We never discussed a tip amount but I gave her 4 plus the 5 for the hour. For most of the massage, she was teasing all around the boys and about half way thru, I started some OTC touching. She didn't mind anywhere I touched but I didn't try to go inside the clothes at that point.

She did tell me her name but I forgot it.

[QUOTE=InchLong;2759724]Shit, went, beautiful, I mean fucking gorgeous, Tina served me. Mini skirt, rubbed the sack, rubbed the ass all over, just didn't want to finish me off. She said illegal, etc. She placed my hand on her kitty, said do it yourself. Told her that's no fun, left with mad blue balls. Off to my apartment chick, she closes her services at 12. But I did win, considering to self, left her 10 tip, she looked at the money and didn't really want to take it, like she wanted more. Told me see you, I said nope, later.

She was hot, slim, amazing 23-25 or so, but oh well. She might take it to the next step eventually but I won't go till I hear a better experience from one of you. Damn she was the hottest gal I've seen at a Camp. Period. These statements are based on my views of a hottie. Screw this, gf gots to go, I need me an Asian, tired of this Russian one.[/QUOTE]So it's Tina, not Kina. But I like I said, I'd date this hottie.

I was in Chamblee and stopped by. I went for the 60 min. When I got to the room there was a sheet and not the normal towel. The massage was good. It was like the last one. They must of went to the same school. She asked if I had been there before and I said a month ago. L. E. Check? After a hour she asked if 90 min. Was good. But after the flip nothing. Before I departed the room I counted out the $ . I went to the desk and wave her 5 bills. The other woman reached out and put her hand on my arm. As if I was going to run. Now I wish I did not give her a tip. Won't return!!

[QUOTE=InchLong;2759724]Shit, went, beautiful, I mean fucking gorgeous, Tina served me. Mini skirt, rubbed the sack, rubbed the ass all over, just didn't want to finish me off. She said illegal, etc. She placed my hand on her kitty, said do it yourself. Told her that's no fun, left with mad blue balls. Off to my apartment chick, she closes her services at 12. But I did win, considering to self, left her 10 tip, she looked at the money and didn't really want to take it, like she wanted more. Told me see you, I said nope, later.

She was hot, slim, amazing 23-25 or so, but oh well. She might take it to the next step eventually but I won't go till I hear a better experience from one of you. Damn she was the hottest gal I've seen at a Camp. Period. These statements are based on my views of a hottie. Screw this, gf gots to go, I need me an Asian, tired of this Russian one.[/QUOTE]Trade you a 36 yo Latina MILF for your Russian?

Central American, Dark Skin, 112 lbs, tattoo on her ass, great legs, tight pussy. But what a F'ing bitchy temper!

I can't take it anymore, that's why I go Camping. To avoid the stress.

Get her out of my house!

So I'm new to the AMP game and I'm curious on how to scout out some good places. Any recommendations on where to start going to, I've seen several places online but I'm not sure if they are legit.

[QUOTE=InchLong;2760130]Any try her yet? Says 60 hr when I talked to her online.

[URL]http://atlanta.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/very-relaxing-sessions-60/23922973[/URL]


[URL]http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=92299786[/URL]

Had chocolate last night, maybe a little more Chocolate this evening, appreciate if any info.[/QUOTE]She actually looks pretty good I've never done anything with a masseuse but the way she looks I am really tempted to take this offer. Do you think you are going to try her out.

[QUOTE=InchLong;2760099]Like the guy said, line is forming when you mention her name. She is like a Bank on the weekends, best times to try is Tues.-Thur., Sunday nights seem to be slow also. Don't worry, she won't miss anyone, has plenty of dudes in line. You could of just got up and walked away if you got annoyed, to teach her a thing or two, but you liked her even tho you said she had a plain chubby face, you wanted to touch that golden kitty, that thick asian ass. I, I always walk off if they leave during the HJ. No tip.[/QUOTE]No worrying here. Only stayed around because I was well into my session. I did not stay for Tina. You are correct. She is like a bank. Takes money and offers poor service. I did not know who they would bring, but again at that point I was already invested so I was going to get my full massage and I did exactly that. Walked off during the HJ. And no I do not want to touch that pudgy, hairy pussy. It is 2016 Tina, shave.

[QUOTE=InchLong;2760130]Any try her yet? Says 60 hr when I talked to her online.

[URL]http://atlanta.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/very-relaxing-sessions-60/23922973[/URL]

[URL]http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=92299786[/URL]

Had chocolate last night, maybe a little more Chocolate this evening, appreciate if any info.[/QUOTE]I have seen her a couple of times.

Decent handy dandy, and roaming is allowed.

Biggest tits I have ever seen in person and you can play with them all you want if that is your thing.

Her massage skills are nowhere near a CAMP, mostly just a basic rub until you get hard.

Rates are affordable and there is no up-sell, so if you just want to play with a big pair and get jerked off it's a good deal.

I don't think BJ / FS is on the menu.

[QUOTE=InchLong;2760106]Asian Only. Had one for 4 years, from Vietnam, born here, what a dumb ass I was for leaving her. Thanks for the offer tho.[/QUOTE]Yeah, I made that mistake too.

Left a perfectly fine Filipina for a Latina.

Swapped everything I could have ever wanted for a hot piece of ass that turned into a constant headache!

However, I will say Balut did taste like ass and smelled like death.

[QUOTE=SunSin1;2760335]I have seen her a couple of times.

Decent handy dandy, and roaming is allowed.

Biggest tits I have ever seen in person and you can play with them all you want if that is your thing.

Her massage skills are nowhere near a CAMP, mostly just a basic rub until you get hard.

Rates are affordable and there is no up-sell, so if you just want to play with a big pair and get jerked off it's a good deal.

I don't think BJ / FS is on the menu.[/QUOTE]Damn, she's a linebacker on what team?

Have the creak in my neck that had me looking for a decent massage (any test the water for some play). Heard that harmony have some lookers and figure it's a place to start to see if anything can develope. All in all had a fantastic massage by a cute girl but seems like everything is legit. I know many had confirmed that already. Result have not changed. A great massage for the price though.

[QUOTE=Shizzy6969;2760456]Have the creak in my neck that had me looking for a decent massage (any test the water for some play). Heard that harmony have some lookers and figure it's a place to start to see if anything can develope. All in all had a fantastic massage by a cute girl but seems like everything is legit. I know many had confirmed that already. Result have not changed. A great massage for the price though.[/QUOTE]Which Harmony did you go to? There are three.

[QUOTE=Niteluvr;2760460]Which Harmony did you go to? There are three.[/QUOTE]Good call. Harmony massage off Buford. Just north of 285.

[QUOTE=TomD2000;2760031]I was in Chamblee and stopped by. I went for the 60 min. When I got to the room there was a sheet and not the normal towel. The massage was good. It was like the last one. They must of went to the same school. She asked if I had been there before and I said a month ago. L. E. Check? After a hour she asked if 90 min. Was good. But after the flip nothing. Before I departed the room I counted out the $ . I went to the desk and wave her 5 bills. The other woman reached out and put her hand on my arm. As if I was going to run. Now I wish I did not give her a tip. Won't return!![/QUOTE]Why do an L. E. Check, when you are legit as hell! They kill me with that. Last time I was there they had a fine as female working at the front desk. I was hoping she would be the one to give me my massage: NOT!

[QUOTE=Swanson21;2760718]Why do an L. E. Check, when you are legit as hell! They kill me with that. Last time I was there they had a fine as female working at the front desk. I was hoping she would be the one to give me my massage: NOT![/QUOTE]I guess it depends if you've been at their establishment before or if you are a regular IMO. They all say they don't do it, but I guarantee 9 out of 10 do it with the ones they feel comfortable with. Hell, I got lucky on my first visit at two places this week. Sunset and Yan at see-town.

RP.

[QUOTE=InchLong;2759724]Shit, went, beautiful, I mean fucking gorgeous, Tina served me. Mini skirt, rubbed the sack, rubbed the ass all over, just didn't want to finish me off. She said illegal, etc. She placed my hand on her kitty, said do it yourself. Told her that's no fun, left with mad blue balls. Off to my apartment chick, she closes her services at 12. But I did win, considering to self, left her 10 tip, she looked at the money and didn't really want to take it, like she wanted more. Told me see you, I said nope, later.

She was hot, slim, amazing 23-25 or so, but oh well. She might take it to the next step eventually but I won't go till I hear a better experience from one of you. Damn she was the hottest gal I've seen at a Camp. Period. These statements are based on my views of a hottie. Screw this, gf gots to go, I need me an Asian, tired of this Russian one.[/QUOTE]She wouldn't give you a HJ, but she rubbed your balls and ass, then placed your hand on her kitty cat? Then you tipped her $10 cause she said, do it yourself? Did you offer her $40 for the HJ? Seems like to me, if she was rubbing your balls and placed your hand on her love spot, she wasn't worried about doing something illegal. Unless I missed something when I read your post. Or was she just a tease?

[QUOTE=JoeMan99;2759295]Hi Gents,

To my great surprise, I've not found a good experience in ATL yet. It turns out I was spoiled in Augusta, where there are two parlors which give you a fantastic teasing table shower, a solid non-rushed massage, and a nude HJ where they drape their tits around your cock when you bust. This was all I knew, and it seems I had it good! Nothing even close in the general ATL area so far.

So, where shall I try in the greater Atlanta area for even an A- experience?

Thanks![/QUOTE]Where is this place in Augusta? What is the cost for an hour? What do the females look like? Are they young fine females (25-30) or are they old hags? I pass through Augusta every once and awhile.

[QUOTE=Swanson21;2760828]Where is this place in Augusta? What is the cost for an hour? What do the females look like? Are they young fine females (25-30) or are they old hags? I pass through Augusta every once and awhile.[/QUOTE]The poster has to be full of shit. Augusta is a shithole. Check the Augusta board and read the posts.

[QUOTE=Niteluvr;2760858]The poster has to be full of shit. Augusta is a shithole. Check the Augusta board and read the posts.[/QUOTE]Yep. I thought about that after I submitted that post. In fact I just sent you a pm.

[QUOTE=Swanson21;2760828]Where is this place in Augusta? What is the cost for an hour? What do the females look like? Are they young fine females (25-30) or are they old hags? I pass through Augusta every once and awhile.[/QUOTE]There are two, but Kings spa has always treated me better. It can be a little hit or miss on how young / attractive the girls are, but I've had more hits than misses. They are pricey, at $80/ hr, and they want 60 for an HJ. So yeah, Pricey, but I generally have good luck there. All the girls have been under 35, and get nude for the HJ unprompted, and take my load on their tits, unprompted. I honestly wouldn't say the girls are anything to write home about, but the service is fantastic. I have had two girls there under 25 and both 7's, who I opted to fuck for 120 and 140. Prices they asked for.

[QUOTE=Niteluvr;2760858]The poster has to be full of shit. Augusta is a shithole. Check the Augusta board and read the posts.[/QUOTE]See my reply to Swanson. Augusta IS a complete shithole of a place, but Kings has been more reliable than anywhere in ATL so far for me. At any rate, if you don't by my experience from Augusta, you can still tell me where to go in ATL for good service.

Just wondering. You guys have any tips regarding getting a massage and avoiding the SO and questions associated with it? Particularly, how to avoid the notice of a "different" smell after visiting the massage parlor? Obviously a shower would be a smart move but how do why'all manage that?

[QUOTE=Megadeth4123;2760934]Just wondering. You guys have any tips regarding getting a massage and avoiding the SO and questions associated with it? Particularly, how to avoid the notice of a "different" smell after visiting the massage parlor? Obviously a shower would be a smart move but how do why'all manage that?[/QUOTE]You could try incorporating a visit to the gym before or after your massage session. So if the wife has any questions you can tell her truthfully you were at the gym.

[QUOTE=Niteluvr;2756610]Ewa was there the other day with the manager. Manager claimed nobody else works there.[/QUOTE]Ewa and another girl (voice only) was there Saturday. Ewa reminds me of an ewalk, and likes to stay at arms length, but that aside give her a 9 in tease and task completion. The other girl was wrapped up on the chairs so no visual.

[QUOTE=RedPanda;2760728]I guess it depends if you've been at their establishment before or if you are a regular IMO. They all say they don't do it, but I guarantee 9 out of 10 do it with the ones they feel comfortable with. Hell, I got lucky on my first visit at two places this week. Sunset and Yan at see-town.

RP.[/QUOTE]This is so true when Forsyth massage parlor ordinance comes into effective starting Jan-01. Providers are more careful in giving HE now unless they know you before, it will definitely take more than one visit to build the trust.

[QUOTE=JoeMan99;2760926]There are two, but Kings spa has always treated me better. It can be a little hit or miss on how young / attractive the girls are, but I've had more hits than misses. They are pricey, at $80/ hr, and they want 60 for an HJ. So yeah, Pricey, but I generally have good luck there. All the girls have been under 35, and get nude for the HJ unprompted, and take my load on their tits, unprompted. I honestly wouldn't say the girls are anything to write home about, but the service is fantastic. I have had two girls there under 25 and both 7's, who I opted to fuck for 120 and 140. Prices they asked for.[/QUOTE]Nothing beats the 200 round trip to Dallas. 150/ hr & 200/ hrs but they have the hottest Asians I have seen in the USA This includes philly, New York, and California in my opinion. Also there is an outstanding variety there.

[QUOTE=JoeMan99;2760928]See my reply to Swanson. Augusta IS a complete shithole of a place, but Kings has been more reliable than anywhere in ATL so far for me. At any rate, if you don't by my experience from Augusta, you can still tell me where to go in ATL for good service.[/QUOTE]I can absolutely tell you where to go. It's called RTFF and BP and CL ads. That's how we find good places to go.

[QUOTE=Funbr202;2760961]Ewa and another girl (voice only) was there Saturday. Ewa reminds me of an ewalk, and likes to stay at arms length, but that aside give her a 9 in tease and task completion. The other girl was wrapped up on the chairs so no visual.[/QUOTE]That third person could have been the pesky manager. She'll run to the desk as you pay your girl and aggressively suggest you tip more, even though you've handed the girl a good tip already. She is a pain in the ass.

[QUOTE=Megadeth4123;2760934]Just wondering. You guys have any tips regarding getting a massage and avoiding the SO and questions associated with it? Particularly, how to avoid the notice of a "different" smell after visiting the massage parlor? Obviously a shower would be a smart move but how do why'all manage that?[/QUOTE]I keep smelly man lotion in the truck (to cover it up) cause my skin gets dry. I also will come in and say hey, go upstairs and wash my face and neck with the smelly hand soap, you know, to wash the stress of the day away. Sometimes I will go at lunch instead of my way home so the smell has time to wear off. I also keep fabreeze in the truck. Then you smell like your air freshener.

I do these things regularly so that it dosent seem suspecious when I do it.

[QUOTE=AcWorthDude;2761304]I keep smelly man lotion in the truck (to cover it up) cause my skin gets dry. I also will come in and say hey, go upstairs and wash my face and neck with the smelly hand soap, you know, to wash the stress of the day away. Sometimes I will go at lunch instead of my way home so the smell has time to wear off. I also keep fabreeze in the truck. Then you smell like your air freshener.

I do these things regularly so that it dosent seem suspecious when I do it.[/QUOTE]Another thing (more expensive) is to bring an unscented massage oil that's better for your skin and won't peg the SO's spidey senses.

[QUOTE=InchLong;2760877]Correct. Told her I would tip her well, but no dice. Just a tease, guess she wanted me to fill up on her and satisfy myself, but if it didn't work out, saved the cash and went to another after.[/QUOTE]I hear ya. That's exactly what I would done.

[QUOTE=Niteluvr;2761330]Another thing (more expensive) is to bring an unscented massage oil that's better for your skin and won't peg the SO's spidey senses.[/QUOTE]True, but when She finds that in my truck she will know exactly what is up.