Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Royals8078;3897963]Hey experienced AMP goers. I recently relocated to Chicago from another midwestern city south of here where I was extremely familiar with this scene. I have been doing my homework via this website and google but have one outstanding question. What is the typical door fee and tip at an AMP for a decent massage and L1. There is a place nearby I am thinking about trying but don't know the rates around these parts for this kind of service.

Thanks in advance![/QUOTE]Reacting to the title given by Royal. Sorry for the diversion outside of focused mongering but google John Mulaney's "new in town" skit. Funny as heck.

Treated myself to 4-hands at Relax on Cermak yesterday aft. The massage was not half bad and the rest of the festivities were much better! PM for details.

[QUOTE=Datsurman;3901037]So, I show up at oki doki after being away for a while. Two chicks at the front. A skinny older chick behind the desk (maybe late 30's or early 40's) with a decent body. A 6. 5 or 7. I guess you could say she's cute. Definitely good enough for massage and L1. Then there's probably an 8. Good body. Late 20's or early 30's. Wearing "fuck me pumps" peach color with a 4 or 5 inch heel. Hot / sexy.

I pay 70 and go back to the room. Take off all my clothes and lay on the table naked as usual. Screw the towel. Of course the older chick comes in. She is pretending like she is brand new. I tell her I want the table shower. She takes me back and asks me to lay on the table and starts doing the typical shower. Moving fast like she's doing a speed wash. I tell her to slow down. She does. She avoids the crack. I'm already disappointed. I give her plenty of signals that I am not a pig. I'm reaching for her tits. Trying to grab her ass. She pretends to be shy. On the flip she does the wash and avoids the dick. This is just getting ridiculous, but I've been to oki doki several times before so I know this is just a BS act.

I'm obviously disappointed by the table shower. The massage is even worse. She puts on the towel. I immediately throw it on the floor and tell her I'm hot and don't' want the towel. She starts massage without oil. But it wasn't a massage. She's just pressing on me. What the hell is this? I tell her to use oil. She does. It's better than whatever she was doing before but she is avoiding even inner thighs. No teasing at all! What the hell?

Eventually I flip over. She points to my dick and asks if I want massage there. I'm like. DUH! - I've been grabbing you ass and reaching for your tits for the past 30 minutes. WTF? I didn't even answer the question. I just asked her to take off her shirt. She says that's $100. I'm like damn. You don't even have a decent set of tits, why would I pay $100 to see them? She said, OK. Then give me 60. Fine. That's what I expected. She makes me get the 60 before continuing.

The only positive thing I can say about this woman is that her handjob felt wonderful. Although I don't know if that was because of her skill level or if it was just that I was horny AF. But whatever it was, the handjob felt great and I didn't feel as pissed off as I would have been otherwise. I blew a tremendous load. Got handed a water and left.

Oki has been good to me in the past so I'll eventually give them another chance. I just need to make sure I let them know I'm not a newbie and try to stick with the same therapist in the future.[/QUOTE]Oki has always, from the day One, been a solid and reliable AMP. The talen rotates, therefore qualify of service changes. If you are not extremely pleased today, just come back tomorrow.

[QUOTE=ScottWalkerUga;3892933]I got experience Amy. WOW! Sweet, Petite, & oh so Sweet. .

Best TS I have had in years. Great massage with just the right amount of pressure. On the flip she continues with the massage then delivers a Special Treat and then back to the rest of the massage. I LOVED that I got to continue to relax and have time to bask in the afterglow instead of just getting the wet towel treatment and being told "all done".

Guys this one is a treat. Just relax, let her do her thing, and enjoy the ride.[/QUOTE]I visited Amy at Green again last week and received another well above average massage (for an AMP) with a slow, relaxed and thoroughly enjoyable HE on the flip. Amy is no stunner, but I think she is cute / sexy as heck with her tiny, slender frame and glasses. She also has a fun, playful personality (a major attraction as well). Most of all she knows why I am there and does not disappoint. I was a bit bolder with the roaming this time and acheived full access under the bra. I typically go there end of day and am the only customer in the spa, which is nice. The only hassle remains to be the parking as Green is in a very busy, congested area.

[QUOTE=Datsurman;3901017]Seriously dude? If she was using soap, you will be just fine. Relax. You worry too much.[/QUOTE]You have the same sanitary issues if an investment banker was just in before you.

Visited with Rio recently. Pics are real & accurate. Extras are available, though I felt they were on the pricey side. The place was very clean w / a full bathroom available, which was a very nice surprise. PM me if you want further color. I likely will not repeat at this price point (200 door fee).

Hey everyone, there was a post from a few weeks back about April at Mercy Acupuncture on Michigan / Wacker that really sold me on it. I'm in town for about a half-day in the next few weeks and I was looking for a legit L1/ L2 place from a hot provider and I don't mind paying for it. Was thinking about hitting up div dolls or CBR even, just to make sure my needs are met but Mercy is so much closer to where I'll be. Has anyone else been to Mercy and hung out with April?

I deal with investment bankers every day. In many cases the truckers are cleaner. LOL.

[QUOTE=ReadyForRub;3901992]You have the same sanitary issues if an investment banker was just in before you.[/QUOTE]

Wondering if anyone has seen this girl yet. I'm going to see her tomorrow.

[URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/130422[/URL]

I've been out of the hobby since BP went under. Anyone have any recommendations in the west town area? (Ukrainian village, wicker park, etc).

Did an outcall with her. This photo has to be 20 years old. Gave me a lame-ass massage with a hand release. Was complaining not to touch her boobs. Waste of time. Don't recommend. $200 for the hour.

[URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/122296[/URL]

I went to Vida four weeks ago. I had some success there in the past. Met an MT named Lola. Lola gave a subpar massage with lots of teasing. The massage was mediocre, but it was made worse by her dry and scratchy hands. She had hard callouses that made it feel like I was getting exfoliated. Lots of questions from Lola, including "What's my name" and "Where do I work" which seemed like she was doing the cop test. There was lots of teasing, but then at 50 minutes in, she said she was done and left the room. She asked for a tip and I was like "Nah, sorry babe. ".

Lola looks to be in her 40's, but her body looked younger. It could be the yoga pants magic.

All in all, would not recommend. Bad massage with no extras? Yech.

Went to a place near Fullerton and Western last night. Had a fat masseuse who seemed horny and eager to get down. I paid for an hour and she immediately started trying to play with the boys once I laid down. At 20 minutes in, she flipped me over and said prices were $50 L1, $100 L2, $200 L3. I wasn't interested, and so it kind of ended there. Her massage was above average, but she shorted me by 40 minutes.

[QUOTE=Casper27;3902579]I've been out of the hobby since BP went under. Anyone have any recommendations in the west town area? (Ukrainian village, wicker park, etc).[/QUOTE]Sister Lavender works the best for me as far as location and level of service goes, but keep in mind that there has been increased police pressure in the general area. I saw yet another massage spa license come over the wire for that strip, but it hadn't opened yet the last time I checked.

It seems Oki has drastically upped their tips. About 25%-30% above the market. GPS? As long as they're getting the above average tips, they'll keep requiring above average tips.

Julisa 20's. 9 body 8 technique 8 pers. 60 door 50/100 menu, might go higher than l2. Opted for 50 w 2 shots. Will repeat.

[QUOTE=XabiAlonso;3899762]Located on Belmont, 2851. Yasmina, thick latina, blonde hair, yoga pants and v neck top to show off large cans. 30 min is 60. Standard is 40. There are about 4 rooms. Front door locked and plenty of signs saying no sexual services. Ignore the signs. She was nice and did the job. This place only accepts cash. I'm not into thr latina market but every once in a while the variety is good. Also, Alex is the name of the one I recommend ftom vida. Otherwise, avoid vida. Lot o construction on belmont so parking hard to find. On my way back to car, I saw a blonde euro walking my way. Of course she looked hot. We smiled and she kept walking. If she worked at a spa, she would be a 10!.[/QUOTE]

Have any of you tried Sabrina in the Schaumburg area? After a number of disappointing sessions with other girls, Sabrina gave me a quality erotic massage.

First of all, there is no door fee. She charges $180 for a half hour, but she allows you to touch her voluptuous body with no additional charges throughout the massage. If you're also interested in intercourse for a whole hour, you can pay an additional $120. She's quite a dynamo in bed. I was very impressed with her knowledge of male erogenous zones. Another positive quality of hers is that she doesn't send you out the door until you get all the time that you paid for. She's also a very charming conversionalist who readily takes interest in your feelings and desires. If you're interested in a two-girl massage, she also works with her sister, but I personally prefer one-on-ones.

After loosening my back and pelvic area, she obliged to smother my cock with her DD cup boobs until I jizzed all over them. Shortly thereafter, I couldn't resist upgrading to intercourse for the whole hour. She puts the condom on your cock with her mouth and gives you deep throat. We then transitioned to cowgirl and finished with doggy.

Sabrina's only drawback was her reluctance to make out, but I respect her boundaries.

I highly recommend her, especially if you haven't had much satisfaction at other parlors. Here's a link to her ad.

[URL]https://backpage.com.chicago.listcrawler.com/post/26695641/Schaumburg[/URL]

[QUOTE=Fit312;3903065]Sister Lavender works the best for me as far as location and level of service goes, but keep in mind that there has been increased police pressure in the general area. I saw yet another massage spa license come over the wire for that strip, but it hadn't opened yet the last time I checked.[/QUOTE]Various services are available, but YMMV.

I prefer asians too but I agree that an occasional Latina is nice.

[QUOTE=XabiAlonso;3899762]Located on Belmont, 2851. Yasmina, thick latina, blonde hair, yoga pants and v neck top to show off large cans. 30 min is 60. Standard is 40. There are about 4 rooms. Front door locked and plenty of signs saying no sexual services. Ignore the signs. She was nice and did the job. This place only accepts cash. I'm not into thr latina market but every once in a while the variety is good. Also, Alex is the name of the one I recommend ftom vida. Otherwise, avoid vida. Lot o construction on belmont so parking hard to find. On my way back to car, I saw a blonde euro walking my way. Of course she looked hot. We smiled and she kept walking. If she worked at a spa, she would be a 10!.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Rm6969;3902172]Hey everyone, there was a post from a few weeks back about April at Mercy Acupuncture on Michigan / Wacker that really sold me on it. I'm in town for about a half-day in the next few weeks and I was looking for a legit L1/ L2 place from a hot provider and I don't mind paying for it. Was thinking about hitting up div dolls or CBR even, just to make sure my needs are met but Mercy is so much closer to where I'll be. Has anyone else been to Mercy and hung out with April?[/QUOTE]Pretty close to a sure thing.

[QUOTE=SzForLife;3901290]Tried to go to Pine this morning early but you mongers already had it packed by 10 am. LOL. Decent looking woman told me to come back later. I ended up in Lagrange at the place on Plainfield Rd and Lagrange Rd. Mamasan gave me a dirty look when I rang the bell, and asked what I wanted. I said if this is a bad time, forget it, ill go elsewhere. She said no come in. I Drew Cherry, not bad looking and very talkative. No teasing whatsoever, and the towel stayed on the enrire session. Very good massage though. May repeat.

Place is very small, and the walls don't go up to the ceiling. But it was clean and the MT was decent looking and pleasant to talk to.[/QUOTE]I've been here a few times. The parking area can be somewhat like being in a fishbowl. Potentially some eyes on you, especially during the day. I've parked just north of there, in a covered parking area in a very small office complex type area. I then walked around thru the alley. I've also been to the place next door for a hair cut, disguised as a stand up member of the community!

[QUOTE=SpartanKY;3903039]I went to Vida four weeks ago. I had some success there in the past. Met an MT named Lola. Lola gave a subpar massage with lots of teasing. The massage was mediocre, but it was made worse by her dry and scratchy hands. She had hard callouses that made it feel like I was getting exfoliated. Lots of questions from Lola, including "What's my name" and "Where do I work" which seemed like she was doing the cop test. There was lots of teasing, but then at 50 minutes in, she said she was done and left the room. She asked for a tip and I was like "Nah, sorry babe. ".

Lola looks to be in her 40's, but her body looked younger. It could be the yoga pants magic.

All in all, would not recommend. Bad massage with no extras? Yech.[/QUOTE]I agree with your post. Your experience is spot on. Lola. Lorena- is a *****. Yes it definitely is the yoga pants that she wears that looks nice. However, her personality amd arrogance is not worth seeing her. I recommend Alex over her. Vida is hot and cold. They place rarely responds back to texts or calls. I think lorena handles the calls and doesn't like to give other girls the clients.

I don't feel welcomed there although I've been there three times total. More money for the Euros!

[QUOTE=Rm6969;3902172]Hey everyone, there was a post from a few weeks back about April at Mercy Acupuncture on Michigan / Wacker that really sold me on it. I'm in town for about a half-day in the next few weeks and I was looking for a legit L1/ L2 place from a hot provider and I don't mind paying for it. Was thinking about hitting up div dolls or CBR even, just to make sure my needs are met but Mercy is so much closer to where I'll be. Has anyone else been to Mercy and hung out with April?[/QUOTE]I've written about April years ago. I remember her as a hot Asian. I would not recommend because she's been around so long and didn't always practice the safer routes. Just an opinion. There is an AMP on Monroe and wabash. Its in an office building and utr. If I remember the name in the next few days, I will post.

[QUOTE=XabiAlonso;3904083]I've written about April years ago. I remember her as a hot Asian. I would not recommend because she's been around so long and didn't always practice the safer routes. Just an opinion. There is an AMP on Monroe and wabash. Its in an office building and utr. If I remember the name in the next few days, I will post.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the tip, I wouldn't want to bring back anything but a souvenir.

[QUOTE=XabiAlonso;3904083]I've written about April years ago. I remember her as a hot Asian. I would not recommend because she's been around so long and didn't always practice the safer routes. Just an opinion. There is an AMP on Monroe and wabash. Its in an office building and utr. If I remember the name in the next few days, I will post.[/QUOTE]Was there some time ago had L1, but weak massage. Place was clean, mt -around 40, slim, smiling constantly.

[QUOTE=Monotoli;3903727]Have any of you tried Sabrina in the Schaumburg area? After a number of disappointing sessions with other girls, Sabrina gave me a quality erotic massage.

First of all, there is no door fee. She charges $180 for a half hour, but she allows you to touch her voluptuous body with no additional charges throughout the massage. If you're also interested in intercourse for a whole hour, you can pay an additional $120. She's quite a dynamo in bed. I was very impressed with her knowledge of male erogenous zones. Another positive quality of hers is that she doesn't send you out the door until you get all the time that you paid for. She's also a very charming conversionalist who readily takes interest in your feelings and desires. If you're interested in a two-girl massage, she also works with her sister, but I personally prefer one-on-ones.

After loosening my back and pelvic area, she obliged to smother my cock with her DD cup boobs until I jizzed all over them. Shortly thereafter, I couldn't resist upgrading to intercourse for the whole hour. She puts the condom on your cock with her mouth and gives you deep throat. We then transitioned to cowgirl and finished with doggy.

Sabrina's only drawback was her reluctance to make out, but I respect her boundaries.

I highly recommend her, especially if you haven't had much satisfaction at other parlors. Here's a link to her ad.

[URL]https://backpage.com.chicago.listcrawler.com/post/26695641/Schaumburg[/URL][/QUOTE]Thanks Sabrina, just double checking, you are offering a massage and cfs for 300? There is a section for classified ads.

[QUOTE=Meijerslp;3904631]Thanks Sabrina, just double checking, you are offering a massage and cfs for 300? There is a section for classified ads.[/QUOTE]My post was a recommendation, not a classified ad. I don't know if Sabrina has already posted in this forum's classified ad section. I haven't checked.

And yes, Sabrina offers 30-minute erotic massages for $180. $300 covers a full VIP service for an hour.

[blue]Could be, she's also the only person you talk about so just in case you are her you can't post about her anymore.

A2[/blue]

Its been a while since I was over at Belmont, but I went back the other night. As usual, I got great service there.

Paid 60 for the hour. MT said her name was Wendy. The massage was excellent. Long smooth strokes along my back. I almost fell asleep it was so relaxing.

The flip was handled very nicely. She asked for, and received, 60. Considering how good the massage was (plus the best prostate massage I've ever had) I thought the price was fair. Afterwards she went back to massaging my arms and finished with this leg stretching thing that felt great. This was actually the first time I've been asked for more than the standard tip at this place, but it seems pretty clear that "standard" prices are going up all around town.

Here's what I like about this place: I always get great massage and I've never been shorted on time. The MTs are always nice and I've never left the place thinking I've wasted money.

The only negative about this place, and the same is true for New Hope (which is close by), is that the place is so obviously seedy I am constantly expecting it to be raided (especially during my massage). Both places are surrounded by fancy condos where everyone must know exactly what's going on. I really don't understand how they stay in business.

Visited last Tues. At around 6 pm 70 for the hr, she was the only one working. She made me wait at least 20 minutes in the room while she finished another client. Massage was mediocre at best, wore a short skirt and bent over a few times while she moved around the room to expose her thong. After about 20 minutes she told me to get on all 4's and as previously mentioned gave a brown eye with the left and a cow milking with the right. Was curious about her services so now I know. Wouldn't do an hr next time.

[QUOTE=Jayp80;3905047]Visited last Tues. At around 6 pm 70 for the hr, she was the only one working. She made me wait at least 20 minutes in the room while she finished another client. Massage was mediocre at best, wore a short skirt and bent over a few times while she moved around the room to expose her thong. After about 20 minutes she told me to get on all 4's and as previously mentioned gave a brown eye with the left and a cow milking with the right. Was curious about her services so now I know. Wouldn't do an hr next time.[/QUOTE]Was this at Golden dream spa?

[QUOTE=Rtyclp;3904837]Its been a while since I was over at Belmont, but I went back the other night. As usual, I got great service there.

Paid 60 for the hour. MT said her name was Wendy. The massage was excellent. Long smooth strokes along my back. I almost fell asleep it was so relaxing.

The flip was handled very nicely. She asked for, and received, 60. Considering how good the massage was (plus the best prostate massage I've ever had) I thought the price was fair. Afterwards she went back to massaging my arms and finished with this leg stretching thing that felt great. This was actually the first time I've been asked for more than the standard tip at this place, but it seems pretty clear that "standard" prices are going up all around town.

Here's what I like about this place: I always get great massage and I've never been shorted on time. The MTs are always nice and I've never left the place thinking I've wasted money.

The only negative about this place, and the same is true for New Hope (which is close by), is that the place is so obviously seedy I am constantly expecting it to be raided (especially during my massage). Both places are surrounded by fancy condos where everyone must know exactly what's going on. I really don't understand how they stay in business.[/QUOTE]Seems like M is part time working at Belmont.

[QUOTE=Walker333;3905852]Seems like M is part time working at Belmont.[/QUOTE]Is M Mandy from golden?

[QUOTE=WretchedBliss;3905423]Was this at Golden dream spa?[/QUOTE]Yes it was. My 4th visit but first with her.

[QUOTE=TheRedStar;3906028]Is M Mandy from golden?[/QUOTE]Pretty sure Mandy (of Golden) is not moonlighting at Belmont.

It appears that J has left western, in any case her phone is now answered by Michele (some of You might remember her from Nana's). Decent massage, not very enthusiastic L1. Top doesn't come off even for an old friend. Very skinny, very talkative, mid forties.

Say what you will about Yun Ping, but the prices are very reasonable. I did 60 minutes of 4-hand today for 90 (incl table shower). Lily, one of the providers, was pretty cute and probably mid 30's. The other provider was a bit older and I didn't catch her name. Decent massage, plenty of teasing, and fine L1 finish. Tipped 40 each and likely will repeat.

[QUOTE=Biliator;3907327]Say what you will about Yun Ping, but the prices are very reasonable. I did 60 minutes of 4-hand today for 90 (incl table shower). Lily, one of the providers, was pretty cute and probably mid 30's. The other provider was a bit older and I didn't catch her name. Decent massage, plenty of teasing, and fine L1 finish. Tipped 40 each and likely will repeat.[/QUOTE]Was the L1 finish with both girls too? Any OTC or UTC roaming?

[QUOTE=PeterWanger69;3907650]Was the L1 finish with both girls too? Any OTC or UTC roaming?[/QUOTE]Yes, both ladies were involved in the L1 "therapy" . As for roaming, the cute one (Lily) unfortunately had slacks on, so strictly over, and from the waist down (I didn't push my luck). Thee other woman was in a dress and did not object to my hand sliding up underneath and squeezing her panties-clad cheeks.

Been getting good service there.

3 x in 2 weeks.

Anybody hobby in other US cities? Las Vegas has taken a real hit lately. They are cracking down hard on the parlors. Seems like a negative trend going around the country. From what I understand Philly and Dallas are still pretty good though. Any experiences here?