Massage Parlor Reports

I went Saturday evening and have to agree with everything said here. Massage sucked, provider was not that attractive. Only good point was she took her time on the ending. I will travel a little bit north and at least get an attractive therapist.

[QUOTE=AsianOccasion;1948320]Tried out the new spot in F-burg.. Wanted to see how good it was... Someone else TOFTT already, fairly certain I drew the same lady, didn't barely understand me, communication was pretty difficult. I think its a CAMP vs a KAMP since I grew up listening to korean ladies talking and it wasnt familiar to me.

My main reason for trying it out was because they have a table shower and no other place in the area has one. Well all the showers I had before were basically masssage tables fitted with clear vinyl to protect them from water... This one was like a 4 inch deep bathtub on stilts. It was probably about 5'8" in the main portion of it cause my head and feet touched the ends. There was a rubber cushion about 3/4 inch thick as padding. The lady as noted before, barely spoke english and took a while to get her to figure out I wanted hotter water... Lukewarm water and a table shower do not go well together. Also, when I went in there, there was a luffa cloth on the table already, indicating it was used on the last guy... She picked it up and moved it to the side. Then she used it on me... Smh... I know they use soap... But cmon, everywhere else its a clean wash cloth off the rack where it was folded.

Massage sucked, she didn't ask what type I wanted, I can't stand the swedish barely touching massages. That said, she did her job, nothing amazing... Little UTC, and lotta OTC. Some feeding in there too...

Personally I get better massages at sunrise in the burg, but if I ever need a shower and a release...

And.. If any of my fellow mongers in here gave a weird look to the guy in hunting camo at the desk as they left, give me a break, it was raining like crazy, I was soaked to the bone and I figured this would be better than sitting in my tree any longer LOL...[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Krakatoa;1950087]I would like to send some love to ATMB. I have now had sessions with Mimi, JoAnn, and Hanna. Each one provides a very fine therapeutic massage. Each is also attractive, slender, personable, and clean. What more could you want? Okay, they're not especially young. That would be asking too much. But for quality and reliability, this place gets my vote. Remember, no TS in Arlington.[/QUOTE]I actually wasn't thrilled with ATMB when I went a few weeks ago. The MS would only allow a 30 min session, and my therapist (susan I think) upsold on packaging- 4/6/10 for various states, all with strict nova finish. Is that becoming a standard thing now?

OK. Been following the posts on here for last couple of days as I was considering checking out either Relax or Sunrise. Sounds like AsianOccasion would recommend Sunrise. Any reviews for that one?? Is is typical AMP with NOVA ending?? Will try it out next week and let you know.

[QUOTE=Massagejunky;1950703]OK. Been following the posts on here for last couple of days as I was considering checking out either Relax or Sunrise. Sounds like AsianOccasion would recommend Sunrise. Any reviews for that one?? Is is typical AMP with NOVA ending?? Will try it out next week and let you know.[/QUOTE]Sunrise has been reviewed. Nothing spectacular but options are limited down south. If you really want to TOFTT try the ampy lookin spot in stafford on rt 1 serenity and report back. Likely might strike out there but I would be interested from rub maps it looks like at least 4-5 people have gone and it has a 3 star I think. So I dunno about that place. I don't pay for that site so I can't read recent reviews there. The only viewable review says it was legit but the reviewer thought the possibility still was there. Since then there were like 4 more. I would think 2 legit reviews in A row and no one else woulda tried so take that at face value.

[QUOTE=AsianOccasion;1951079]Sunrise has been reviewed. Nothing spectacular but options are limited down south. If you really want to TOFTT try the ampy lookin spot in stafford on rt 1 serenity and report back. Likely might strike out there but I would be interested from rub maps it looks like at least 4-5 people have gone and it has a 3 star I think. So I dunno about that place. I don't pay for that site so I can't read recent reviews there. The only viewable review says it was legit but the reviewer thought the possibility still was there. Since then there were like 4 more. I would think 2 legit reviews in A row and no one else woulda tried so take that at face value.[/QUOTE]Serenity is legit, been there 3 times and it was a no go. Who knows, you may get lucky if you play your cards right.

NSP renovations in-progress. Only 30-minute appointments available. No TS during the renovation, but a new larger TS and sauna are in the offing. Perhaps next week order and calm will return.

That's how it was for me, but, as always.

YMMV Alot.

[QUOTE=YmmvAlot;1951930]NSP renovations in-progress. Only 30-minute appointments available. No TS during the renovation, but a new larger TS and sauna are in the offing. Perhaps next week order and calm will return.

That's how it was for me, but, as always.

YMMV Alot.[/QUOTE]Is it MSP? Just off 395 on edsall? Thanks.

[QUOTE=KingMountain;1953719]Is it MSP? Just off 395 on edsall? Thanks.[/QUOTE]It's called both MSP and NSP in ads. It says NSP on the door.

Twas the week before Christmas, and pained as I was.

I sought out my favorite MMS Clause.

She promised to send me my ATF provider.

Who took away my pain and made my day better.

I won't say who or where or when, but if you take the time to find an ATF, you might also find a friend.

If you have an ATF.- remember the season! Your sleigh will ride more easily, but as in all things.

YMMV Alot.

TOFTT at the new place in Sterling. Chubby Chinese lady about mid 30's. Massage was ok, no extras offered. $50 and left a $10 tip.

I saw the new ads on CL or BP, whichever. But thanks for not getting my hopes, wasting 2 hours, and flushing $$ down the drain.

[QUOTE=Kijimuna;1958857]TOFTT at the new place in Sterling. Chubby Chinese lady about mid 30's. Massage was ok, no extras offered. $50 and left a $10 tip.[/QUOTE]

FYI...Amy is gone. I think I had Candy...and she was just average..Amy actually gave a great hard Swedish massage...too bad she's gone...

[QUOTE=Krakatoa;1943305]Tried the newish CAMP on Wilson Blvd recently. I have to agree with previous posters, the location seems dicey. What's with the Allstate office upstairs? Nonetheless, I had a positive experience. I received an excellent deep tissue massage from Amy. You could tell she knew what she was doing. I opted for the economy finish, and she was equally talented in that department. Would recommend.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Volvos40;1960124]I saw the new ads on CL or BP, whichever. But thanks for not getting my hopes, wasting 2 hours, and flushing $$ down the drain.[/QUOTE]The massage was pretty good. She teased a little, so I think you could help yourself if you really wanted.

Went to the new place in Fredericksburg yesterday. As I was let in some guy was sitting there on the couch on his phone surfing. The therapist took the fee for 30 minutes and we went back to the room. I tried asking who he was but she didn't undrrstand and went to open the door. She finally closed it after a few minutes. I felt uncomfortable because I didn't know if there was a sting going on. Kept underwear on just in case, massage sucked, don't know if I will return. With the guy sitting out there I should have bolted. But when I left he was gone. Be safe out there as Uncle has been visiting some places.

[QUOTE=Stashio;1961405]Went to the new place in Fredericksburg yesterday. As I was let in some guy was sitting there on the couch on his phone surfing. The therapist took the fee for 30 minutes and we went back to the room. I tried asking who he was but she didn't undrrstand and went to open the door. She finally closed it after a few minutes. I felt uncomfortable because I didn't know if there was a sting going on. Kept underwear on just in case, massage sucked, don't know if I will return. With the guy sitting out there I should have bolted. But when I left he was gone. Be safe out there as Uncle has been visiting some places.[/QUOTE]They wouldn't want to spook the clients as that kind of defeats the intended purpose. If the guy was Asian, then perhaps he was there for some kind of protective purpose. If not Asian, then perhaps he was a client who was waiting for his own masseuse, which would indicate it was a legit place since true AMPs are pretty good about keeping clients from seeing each other. But any of those reasons, including the one you gave, is more than enough justification for excusing yourself and finding another place. Better luck next time!