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So I just left her place, had to write a review.

Tried seeing her last week, but fell apart. She's kind of a pain to deal with, requires phone calls, which I'm not a fan of, but to each their own. Today I thought I'd try again. Wish I hadn't.

After way to many phone calls I end up at her house in Waterford. She's waiting for me in the porch in the outfit that I requested. Cool. She looks 90% like the one and only face pic on the ad. (By the way, she will NOT send or post a body pic) She looks alright, about 5 foot, 120-130, nice ass. After quick pleasantries, we go inside to her room. She has roommates who were not home.

In her room I place the donation, $ for hh, on the dresser. She says I have to disrobe first, fine I'm not shy. Once to my boxers she strips. Nice cans, nice butt. She's got a bit of a belly, oh well. Not a deal breaker. She then lays out the game plan LOL. Says she'll give me some brain and to make sure I had the jimmy, which I had to supply. This is where it goes down hill.

She starts with some handy and notices I'm not cut (thanks dad). Says she don't suck uncut. Sheesh. I shoulda left then, head is my kryptonite. I say fine. She puts the hat on me and asks if I want to be on top. I say I want CG first, she unexcitedly says sure, but not too long. She gets started, and it's actually good. 45 seconds later she stops and asks for me to be on top. Now mish is the position that ends me the quickest for whatever reason so I usually try to get their last. I ask for doggy. Nope! WTF.

I start mish and her phone starts ringing. She says something about the phone so I ask if she has to answer it! She says no, her roommate calls when she's on the way home. Not my issue. So I'm taking my time, paid for hh, want my money's worth. I'm going slow, she asks if I finished. I say nope, taking my time. Phone is ringing again, says I need to make it happen before the roommate gets home. Again, WTF. So I take it to pound town and finish. I get up and head to the bathroom for a quick birdbath while she dresses. Been there 10 minutes. She ushers me out the door while on a phone call. With a dude (could hear it).

In summary, definitely over paid as the menu has one item on it, and got cheated into a SS. Will not return. Don't recommend.

Still doing my homework about this one. My searches did not find anything significant. She has been on my radar for a while.

Anybody have details on her or what search engine to use? I have a funny feeling TGTBT. I guess if this link doesn't work maybe for a reason.

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I had a dream about Paris. My dream was in Southfield. We moved onto the bed after I put the donation down and she asked me to get comfortable and she did the same. We started with a nice massage. I went down and licked her juicy and fresh pussy. I finished up and she took control with a solid BJ. I don't think she allows cim, so she stopped after I was rock hard. I rode her and then she rode me like there was no tomorrow. After 5 minutes of riding she asked me to do her k9, so she slid to the edge of the bed and stuck her ass in the air so I could pound that pussy from behind. I was going to try anal but I did not know what she would do. I could not finish so I told her I wanted to do her big g tits. She took my cover off and then I put my cock in her tits and then came all over them. She got up and got a towel to clean me up and got dressed. Her boobs are absolutely amazing and I believe they are real. I will repeat for sure. I highly recommend her to all the guys that love massive tits, she has some nice ones!

Ok, well. My first post and review. Hope this doesn't offend anyone, but here's my experience with Bella 7/28/14. [URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/1-playmate-once-ina-lifetime-beauty-19/14123976[/URL].

Ever want to get into a sexy sleek Ferrari and expect it to perform in reciprocation to every move, no matter how subtle? So, then ya edge into the corners to get her to grip and grab. Only to find out that this hot, slick, bodacious rocket only has an automatic transmission, 4 cyl. , and pleather. All show, no go. Ya give this car respect, ya put all kinds a green into it, ya show up with smiles, and admiration. And the boner just wilts into quandary in less than 10 min. With 50 min left of mere plight and sorrow. Damn, that was a hot lookin' car. But only if it would do more than. Open it's doors. "exotic, fun & stimulating. ". 1 out 3 isn't exactly worth $225. I had ta' make medical excuses why my stick shift wasn't gettin' into gear. Out of respect, ya know?

[QUOTE=GoodTimesHadBy;2159657]Do not see this chick. She was in Westland. Now out in AH. Fake pics. Bad attitude. She has a really short fuse.[/QUOTE]SAME experience! No shit with the bad attitude and short fuse! I had to confirm her prices and service, cause they didn't jibe. Then she got all pissy and rude about nothin' I hung up.

Had a dream about Sapphire a few weeks ago. She works solo or as a duo with Sweet Veronica -they work out of the same house so I was familiar with the location (decent) and comfortable with surroundings. This girl is pretty young-probably just into her 20's. She is pleasantly curvy with a nice set of ta-tas. Even though she is young she had that weary tired thing going on that wasn't really working for her. I asked about her limits and greek and cim were not on the menu. We planned on an hour and I used just about every minute of it mostly because she was too mechanical / distant. While physically this was a GFE it felt more like a wife experience going through the motions.

Will not repeat.

Well. Had to make up some medical excuse why I couldn't keep it up for more than 10 min. Then 50 min of nuthin'! Hahaha. Yeeesh. DFF, no kissing on anything, no licking, no nothing! Most definitely no DATY. But GOODNESS she's better lookin' in person than her pics, guys! It's like steppin' into a sexy ferrari and finding out it's a kit car! Grrrrrrrrr. All show, no go. But, man, was it great to look at. But, not at $250 hr. Yeeesh!

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I had a dream about Paris. My dream was in Southfield. We moved onto the bed after I put the donation down and she asked me to get comfortable and she did the same. We started with a nice massage. I went down and licked her juicy and fresh pussy. I finished up and she took control with a solid BJ. I don't think she allows cim, so she stopped after I was rock hard. I rode her and then she rode me like there was no tomorrow. After 5 minutes of riding she asked me to do her k9, so she slid to the edge of the bed and stuck her ass in the air so I could pound that pussy from behind. I was going to try anal but I did not know what she would do. I could not finish so I told her I wanted to do her big g tits. She took my cover off and then I put my cock in her tits and then came all over them. She got up and got a towel to clean me up and got dressed. Her boobs are absolutely amazing and I believe they are real. I will repeat for sure. I highly recommend her to all the guys that love massive tits, she has some nice ones![/QUOTE]How accurate are those pics? If memory serves me correctly I saw those pics posted at least a year + ago. Not saying it isn't her, just that she has not updated pics in a long time.

[QUOTE=Joel259;2168324]Still doing my homework about this one. My searches did not find anything significant. She has been on my radar for a while.

Anybody have details on her or what search engine to use? I have a funny feeling TGTBT. I guess if this link doesn't work maybe for a reason.

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/troy-melissa-clean-classy-discrete-pretty-very-petite-busty-blonde-248-390-2390-30/8497945[/URL][/QUOTE]I know I have seen some of those pics before, so I would say at least some of them are 2-3 years old or more. Check around NR, she may be on there. I THINK she is legit provider, but like I said, pics, at least some of them, are old.

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Did some RTFF but not seeing anything. Do beat me up guys. Curious if anyone has information? Thanks again.[/QUOTE]Tineye shows results on 4 of those pics. Tineye is your friend.

[QUOTE=ToolX;2168829]I know I have seen some of those pics before, so I would say at least some of them are 2-3 years old or more. Check around NR, she may be on there. I THINK she is legit provider, but like I said, pics, at least some of them, are old.[/QUOTE]That's Melissa. Saw her a while back, ok time. But I heard that she's been using and doesn't really look as good as before. Nice boobage though. She used to run with.

Cassius. YMMV.

I thought I saw a review for her on here earlier.

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