Streetwalker Reports

[QUOTE=LngTimeMongr;5338949]Wow. I'm not. Going to lie that was the most respectful way to disrespect me LOL but you know what I actually liked the detail. So thank you. I know you meant well LOL.[/QUOTE]Dude,

I meant no disrespect, but there are no "tripadvisor" reviews of the fig.

The only reason to monger on fig is if you really do not have other options you like.

It is as raw as the shit in the bible when judah accidentally banged his daughter in law because she was doing a ho stro.

You will feel unsafe, and you will witness more bad driving than at a teen driving school for the blind. You will see more police doing nothing than at peaceful protests. It is surreal and it is getting worse.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;5338636]I assume you are a hard boiled heterosexual, and an at least soft boiled monger.

You start off with your dick and your two hands on the wheel. The car is just a vehicle. The minute you see a girl that even remotely intrigues your cock, the car will magically slow down to accost the prostitute. Now, many of these girls look better from afar, but you can always beg off.

If the girl is to your liking, you just ask her to get in the car. If she says how much will you pay or gives any response other than are you a cop and she wants to feel your turtle, you do not bother. If she really asks to set a price before getting in the car, you can just say, don't worry, let's just get you in. I do not think you can get busted on fig, but there was apparently a bust the other day.

Be generous and if the girl asks for 80-100 to fuck you, just pay the fee and do not haggle. For your first time, just relax.

The main problem is where. I recommend mongering south of Florence and NOT between gage and Florence. Then, I have no idea where it is safe to park. I assume you head east to like an underpass or near Broadway or grand. I would tell you to get a room for the night at the 110 or new bay and make it an evening. Or, just go to a cave like new gage.

You fuck the girl in the room, hope she does not rob you, that you do not get into a car accident or get shot.

But there is really no trick to it, your messenger cock RNA will program your car and cock.[/QUOTE]This is the funniest shit I have read for a while. It's fucking gold.

Just moved here from NYC. Did some hobbying there but never here. Go to spots? What are "the caves" everyone is talking about? Any and all advice is greatly greatly appreciated!

Slooppy.

[QUOTE=Mitchelleces45;5338870]Picked up Selena from Soft white under belly a bit over a week ago.

[URL]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHrY2t3tmiQ[/URL]

Would've never known she was on it had she not told me she was going viral for being on it LOL. She looks better in person FYI. But she has a substance problem also it was oxys I think or sme pill she sorts. But 20 min of had for $50 and then an extra $20 and I got to fuck for another 20 min. She watched the clock to start but didn't check it much after. Til I dropped her off. Most girls on fig that look like her would be charging you 2-3 times that for that much time.[/QUOTE]I saw Selena on YouTube before seeing this post thought she was cute even found her Instagram through the comments. Wouldn't F* her myself but nice going bro. Hopefully she gets interviewed again so she can't talk about hoeing some more LOL.

[QUOTE=JBird433;5348282]I saw Selena on YouTube before seeing this post thought she was cute even found her Instagram through the comments. Wouldn't F* her myself but nice going bro. Hopefully she gets interviewed again so she can't talk about hoeing some more LOL.[/QUOTE]What's her insta? She was super tight I'm down for more. Usually don't repeat but at that price and that tight why not.

Need fig help.

Every time I go to make a pick up they walk away or ignore me.

What am I doing wrong LOL. I'm new to this.

[QUOTE=AquaPinstripe;5357291]Need fig help.

Every time I go to make a pick up they walk away or ignore me.

What am I doing wrong LOL. I'm new to this.[/QUOTE]Hard to help if you don't tell us what you're doing in the first place. How are you trying to get their attention, what do you say if you do, etc.

[QUOTE=AquaPinstripe;5357291]Need fig help.

Every time I go to make a pick up they walk away or ignore me.

What am I doing wrong LOL. I'm new to this.[/QUOTE]I am assuming you are not driving a used police car and that your car is fairly clean and not a hooptie. A Toyota corolla is sufficient. It also helps to be a minority (meaning white). I think if you are black, they are not going to honor your patronage, and if you are Latino, they may not like that either.

Assuming you are fine on all the above, it is not easy. So, although it is kind of a lamentable post, I do agree that the girls do sometimes walk away.

If so, you need to be pushy. You say something, hey baby I want to talk to you. If you are in the hottie gallery, it is much more difficult because if a girl is set to pay no mind to you, she made that decision and there is really no changing her mind. From my virgin days on fig, I do recall that the hottie gallery was less of a collosal fukjob than it is now. I would tell you to go to the east side of fig. The side the new gage is on. It is easier. Alternatively, go south of Manchester. Less mongers, less girls. It may help as Tupac said if you do some crunches and wash your ass, maybe do not go there looking like you are getting groceries at 2 am.

If you are mongering in the hottie gallery.

[QUOTE=Slooppy;5342878]Just moved here from NYC. Did some hobbying there but never here. Go to spots? What are "the caves" everyone is talking about? Any and all advice is greatly greatly appreciated!

Slooppy.[/QUOTE]Caves are the short term motels that are in the area. Search Figueroa St on Youtube and you will be bombarded with recent hits of mopes trawling Fig trying to get that revshare. You'll see the motels in question in almost any of the videos. Lots of different types of action going on in LA. Figueroa is a vibe and it's not for everyone.

Was cruising fig, when this wannabe pimp decides he wants to stop and block half of the road where the light is at on 69th! The girls scatter, there was nice ones too. He he's playing his loud ass music! Come on keep traffic moving so these girls can bring you back some cash!! Hott ass red head ran away and I was about to pick her up. Left afterwards because the girls just disappeared to the other streets!

Has anyone seen any good WSW's lately. ?

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;5361835]I am assuming you are not driving a used police car and that your car is fairly clean and not a hooptie. A Toyota corolla is sufficient. It also helps to be a minority (meaning white). I think if you are black, they are not going to honor your patronage, and if you are Latino, they may not like that either.

Assuming you are fine on all the above, it is not easy. So, although it is kind of a lamentable post, I do agree that the girls do sometimes walk away.

If so, you need to be pushy. You say something, hey baby I want to talk to you. If you are in the hottie gallery, it is much more difficult because if a girl is set to pay no mind to you, she made that decision and there is really no changing her mind. From my virgin days on fig, I do recall that the hottie gallery was less of a collosal fukjob than it is now. I would tell you to go to the east side of fig. The side the new gage is on. It is easier. Alternatively, go south of Manchester. Less mongers, less girls. It may help as Tupac said if you do some crunches and wash your ass, maybe do not go there looking like you are getting groceries at 2 am.

If you are mongering in the hottie gallery.[/QUOTE]Looks like I got my answer LOL.

In years past I have had some great times with Preggos. Got some great referrals from this board. Anyone know of a pregnant provider right now?

Dinnerout.

[QUOTE=DinnerOut35;5368165]In years past I have had some great times with Preggos. Got some great referrals from this board. Anyone know of a pregnant provider right now?

Dinnerout.[/QUOTE]The soft white underbelly channel on youtube is back. That tight jeaned monger. Who was seen on fig scoring pussy. Tried to go premium channel on it and out of 2 million subs, he got, wait for it, 700 paid for subscribers. If that is not a message to anyone who advertises on youtube just how pathetic the content is, well, there you go.

Anyhow, I think that pretty much every ho ho interviewed there is pregnant.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;5371076]The soft white underbelly channel on youtube is back. That tight jeaned monger. Who was seen on fig scoring pussy. Tried to go premium channel on it and out of 2 million subs, he got, wait for it, 700 paid for subscribers. If that is not a message to anyone who advertises on youtube just how pathetic the content is, well, there you go.

Anyhow, I think that pretty much every ho ho interviewed there is pregnant.[/QUOTE]I always found the soft white underbelly interviews to be fascinating but in most instances a story of true tragedy. You hear of some of the stories these people tell and to see some of these people tell it is awful no matter how you feel about them or the interviewer.

And pregos I have had always come from a referral from the board. I have never picked up one on the street. Since my post I've gotten one referral but she was 8 months and that's too close to the bun in the oven being due for me.

Dinnerout.