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[QUOTE=EddiesPickle;3449520]Theres plenty of guys single or married that are tired of it all and just want the pussy, then theres some I imagine with no social skills or might be over weight, for some its a permanant plan and others until miss wonderful comes along wherever the fuck she is. For me its easier to get laid a few times a week and go about my business, if I want company that's what friends are for, 365 days a year being asked what I'm doing or going and worse yet is being told what I'm doing, my ex kept my balls in good shape while she had them and once divorced I've been putting them to good use with younger and attractive girls that say yes most of the time, I have no facts this is all my opinion.[/QUOTE]You got that right EP. I'm not a stud but I could do alright on the free market, but this is alot easier. I had a sidedish a while ago and the ended with a fb message to my former gf. You notice the important word right?

[QUOTE=DartMan;3448943]Obviously the guys who frequent this site can't pick up women in normal social settings. If they could why would they risk getting robbed, arrested or killed using Backpage or SWs. And if they were picking up women at bars and festivals or what have you they wouldn't be here looking for info. Just my 2 cents.[/QUOTE]Just speaking for myself here without going into my personal situation; I need some side action once in a while. I tried the girlfriend thing and, like a lot of wives, they want control over a guy. And one girl just wanted money but no "dating", meaning any relationship or sex. Also; I don't have the time or inclination to chat up some girl in a bar who is just there to get some attention. I want a sure thing. So hookers, from the casual single moms to the regular pros, work for me. I get what I want, without a lot of game playing, and they get what they want. It just works for me.

I probably shouldn't say "side action" as that implies that I'm getting some in a primary relationship. Yeah; twice this year so far, wow. Most guys just suck it up. I'm a problem solver and hookers are the solution.

We all do this for different reasons. Something that seems to have been overlooked in my comment was the dangers we put ourselves in when trying to get that pussy. That's why I prefer AMPs low risk I don't have to use a burner phone, no chance of getting robbed but to each his own. I love reading these stories and learning the different tactics you guys use. Sorry if I offended anyone.

[QUOTE=DieselMike;3450154]Just speaking for myself here without going into my personal situation; I need some side action once in a while. I tried the girlfriend thing and, like a lot of wives, they want control over a guy. And one girl just wanted money but no "dating", meaning any relationship or sex. Also; I don't have the time or inclination to chat up some girl in a bar who is just there to get some attention. I want a sure thing. So hookers, from the casual single moms to the regular pros, work for me. I get what I want, without a lot of game playing, and they get what they want. It just works for me.

I probably shouldn't say "side action" as that implies that I'm getting some in a primary relationship. Yeah; twice this year so far, wow. Most guys just suck it up. I'm a problem solver and hookers are the solution.[/QUOTE]I use to be on the pick up game years ago it was fun. Life changed got into this couple years ago I enjoy this much much more. It takes time to do your research but some of these women are really good. But I am glad I found this later in life when I can afford it.

[QUOTE=DieselMike;3450154]Just speaking for myself here without going into my personal situation; I need some side action once in a while. I tried the girlfriend thing and, like a lot of wives, they want control over a guy. And one girl just wanted money but no "dating", meaning any relationship or sex. Also; I don't have the time or inclination to chat up some girl in a bar who is just there to get some attention. I want a sure thing. So hookers, from the casual single moms to the regular pros, work for me. I get what I want, without a lot of game playing, and they get what they want. It just works for me.

I probably shouldn't say "side action" as that implies that I'm getting some in a primary relationship. Yeah; twice this year so far, wow. Most guys just suck it up. I'm a problem solver and hookers are the solution.[/QUOTE]No need to explain yourself to some troll. Anyone that signs up for a mongering site just to criticize the act of mongering is just looking for some attention.

[QUOTE=DartMan;3450191]We all do this for different reasons. Something that seems to have been overlooked in my comment was the dangers we put ourselves in when trying to get that pussy. That's why I prefer AMPs low risk I don't have to use a burner phone, no chance of getting robbed but to each his own. I love reading these stories and learning the different tactics you guys use. Sorry if I offended anyone.[/QUOTE]I do it for one reason and one reason only, FTP. For the pussy! Nothing else. Don't want a relationship. Don't want to hear about hard times. Don't need friends. Just open the legs and give me the pussy.

[QUOTE=DartMan;3448943]Obviously the guys who frequent this site can't pick up women in normal social settings. If they could why would they risk getting robbed, arrested or killed using Backpage or SWs. And if they were picking up women at bars and festivals or what have you they wouldn't be here looking for info. Just my 2 cents.[/QUOTE]Well, when you're like me the only way is to pay. Most times they up charge me to. I quit trying to get a female. I have been insulted, laughed at, and called names by women I have asked to get coffee or lunch with. Not even good looking ones still turn me down. So I call a girl and pay, oh well, at least I get off.

[QUOTE=DartMan;3448943]Obviously the guys who frequent this site can't pick up women in normal social settings. If they could why would they risk getting robbed, arrested or killed using Backpage or SWs. And if they were picking up women at bars and festivals or what have you they wouldn't be here looking for info. Just my 2 cents.[/QUOTE]I went out dancing a while back. I'm an old white guy. I went where the old white guys go. I'm sizing up the competition, and fer Krissakes, white men CAN'T dance to a beat. Jesus. So I've got an advantage there. I look younger than my actual age (50's, not 60's). So I got a little going for me there, and I'm not horribly out of shape (fuck, round is a shape, isn't it? So now the babes start rolling in. Older white women in their 50's and 60's.

FRESH MEAT!

Goddam, I wish the babes had responded to me like that in high school. I was the belle of the ball. Or at least the balls of the ball. Popularity is an addictive drug and it went right to my head. Now I know what chum feels like when it hits the water.

Why are women like dog turds? The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.

So after an evening of dancing and flirting, I cruised the south loop for a black hooker to slob the knob. Why? Because older white women don't turn me on. Besides, there's something demeaning about sticking Dickie in a stranger's face that appeals to me.

Now to the trollps. I love the thought of some slattern who's willing to suck sperm out of a stranger's dick, and I always ask them how many they've done today. I hope I'm the 15th or 20th! Yeah. I like big, full, black lips that make it like their teeth disappear instead of some thin lipped old babe who thinks she's doing you a great big goddam favor scraping her teeth up and down your shaft. I like 20 year olds, not their grammas. (I'd do gramma if she was with her 20 year old granddaughter, you know I would). So for $30 - $40, this rounds out an evening of getting my ego stroked as well as my peepee. And I didn't have to buy dinner, meet her fucking kids and grandkids, and pretend to be a gentleman any longer than the two hours I spent dancing and doing a little pussy teasing on the old t w a t s.

Am I sick? Well fucking sue me.

Coochie (Yes, I can get normal women the normal way, but HEY! I'm not normal) Eater.

God Bless You All!

[QUOTE=CoochieEater;3450637]I went out dancing a while back. I'm an old white guy. I went where the old white guys go. I'm sizing up the competition, and fer Krissakes, white men CAN'T dance to a beat. Jesus. So I've got an advantage there. I look younger than my actual age (50's, not 60's). So I got a little going for me there, and I'm not horribly out of shape (fuck, round is a shape, isn't it? So now the babes start rolling in. Older white women in their 50's and 60's.

FRESH MEAT!

Goddam, I wish the babes had responded to me like that in high school. I was the belle of the ball. Or at least the balls of the ball. Popularity is an addictive drug and it went right to my head. Now I know what chum feels like when it hits the water.

Why are women like dog turds? The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.

So after an evening of dancing and flirting, I cruised the south loop for a black hooker to slob the knob. Why? Because older white women don't turn me on. Besides, there's something demeaning about sticking Dickie in a stranger's face that appeals to me.[/QUOTE]I think I just peed myself. Lmfao. If you wrote for the newspapers they wouldn't be having such a hard time staying afloat! Gold COOCHIE, GOLD!

I love reading these explanations for peoples reasons to pay for pussy. There all so very accurate. I have had people want hang with me because they think it would be a way to meet women and people say that if they looked like me they would have a lot of girlfriends. Well maybe in the land of butterfly and rainbows. That's just not how life works. Relationships are a pita. I try my best to do my research and read everyone's helpful reviews on this forum. Everyone has been great. We all like the sex. I also love the thrill of getting directions and finding my way to that door when it opens. Being able to have sex with a total stranger is way more fun than dating. The provider represents that women you don't know in the grocery store that you are visually undressing or the women at the gym in yoga pants. The provider you can actually undress and fuck. Total bliss.

[QUOTE=DartMan;3448943]Obviously the guys who frequent this site can't pick up women in normal social settings. If they could why would they risk getting robbed, arrested or killed using Backpage or SWs. And if they were picking up women at bars and festivals or what have you they wouldn't be here looking for info. Just my 2 cents.[/QUOTE]I spent my younger years playing in rock bands. I lived the lifestyle too, blow and strippers all the time. In fact those days are why I'm such a sexual deviant now. I look at it this way. When I was kid there was no way I would pay somebody to change my oil, I could do it myself and save 20 bucks. These days? Fuck it! It's way easier to pay the 50 bucks or so to have it done while I relax watch judge Judy and have a cup of coffee. Pussy is the same way, why put the time and effort into tracking down some women that may let me fuck her in the ass. Or, pay the 200 and not have to put all the effort in and get a sure thing. The older I get the easier I want things to be.

[QUOTE=CoochieEater;3450637]I went out dancing a while back. I'm an old white guy. I went where the old white guys go. I'm sizing up the competition, and fer Krissakes, white men CAN'T dance to a beat. Jesus. So I've got an advantage there. I look younger than my actual age (50's, not 60's). So I got a little going for me there, and I'm not horribly out of shape (fuck, round is a shape, isn't it? So now the babes start rolling in. Older white women in their 50's and 60's.

FRESH MEAT!

Goddam, I wish the babes had responded to me like that in high school. I was the belle of the ball. Or at least the balls of the ball. Popularity is an addictive drug and it went right to my head. Now I know what chum feels like when it hits the water.

Why are women like dog turds? The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.

So after an evening of dancing and flirting, I cruised the south loop for a black hooker to slob the knob. Why? Because older white women don't turn me on. Besides, there's something demeaning about sticking Dickie in a stranger's face that appeals to me..[/QUOTE]Being from KY I'm not sure how I stumbled upon your posts but I'm so glad I did. I just spent the last half hour laughing myself to literal tears reading some of them. Holy shit, man! These are book-worthy!

LuvnLivn.

[QUOTE=LuvnLivn;3452805]Being from KY I'm not sure how I stumbled upon your posts but I'm so glad I did. I just spent the last half hour laughing myself to literal tears reading some of them. Holy shit, man! These are book-worthy!

LuvnLivn.[/QUOTE]I try to write with some humor, and I have to admit in my writing, that people (and I in particular) are flawed in some way. Now considering the number of countries that have legalized prostitution, there's a shitload of people with this flaw or affliction. It's a rather broad term, but it is my understanding that there is a term for people with this condition, and that term is "MEN. " I can only look at myself and laugh. If this provides you with a laugh, then we're all the better for it. So thanks again for the kudos, and I'll keep writing as long as there are highly motivated cocksuckers just waiting to separate me from my hard-won dollars.

Coochie (Yep, the fucker thinks he's Hemingway) Eater.

God Bless You All.

[QUOTE=CoochieEater;3450637]I went out dancing a while back. I'm an old white guy. I went where the old white guys go. I'm sizing up the competition, and fer Krissakes, white men CAN'T dance to a beat. Jesus. So I've got an advantage there. I look younger than my actual age (50's, not 60's). So I got a little going for me there, and I'm not horribly out of shape (fuck, round is a shape, isn't it? So now the babes start rolling in. Older white women in their 50's and 60's.

FRESH MEAT!

Goddam, I wish the babes had responded to me like that in high school. I was the belle of the ball. Or at least the balls of the ball. Popularity is an addictive drug and it went right to my head. Now I know what chum feels like when it hits the water.

Why are women like dog turds? The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.

So after an evening of dancing and flirting, I cruised the south loop for a black hooker to slob the knob. Why? Because older white women don't turn me on. Besides, there's something demeaning about sticking Dickie in a stranger's face that appeals to me..[/QUOTE]I'm just curious not familiar with the Milwaukee dance ace on where to go?

[QUOTE=HoldenMcGroin;3450851]I spent my younger years playing in rock bands. I lived the lifestyle too, blow and strippers all the time. In fact those days are why I'm such a sexual deviant now. I look at it this way. When I was kid there was no way I would pay somebody to change my oil, I could do it myself and save 20 bucks. These days? Fuck it! It's way easier to pay the 50 bucks or so to have it done while I relax watch judge Judy and have a cup of coffee. Pussy is the same way, why put the time and effort into tracking down some women that may let me fuck her in the ass. Or, pay the 200 and not have to put all the effort in and get a sure thing. The older I get the easier I want things to be.[/QUOTE]I made a comment on a post someone made about going to whatever stage at Bummerfest to pick up all the hot women. It was more a slam on that idea not monggering in general which some took it as. Picking up chicks in public takes time and effort. Plus chances are they're going to want your # and possibly start "dating". I agree with everything said about the hobby less effort, everyone knows what the end goal is she gets hers you get off and hopefully everyone goes home happy. But there is also a lot of risk in this game. Trust me if I could walk into a bar and offer someone $50 for a hummer no question asked I'd be all on it. But to play the buying drinks getting to know you crap mmm not for me.