Streetwalker Reports

[QUOTE=TontoMonger;2226348]Ugh. Even though I knew the pickings would be slim tonight with all the rain, I was bored and went for a cruise. In a foolish act of desperation I picked up Randi by the Checkers on 34th st. The stench as soon as she entered the car was awful. It was a pungent mix of old weed, dirty clothes, body odor and doodie. But, I'm not a quitter, so I hung in there and got a below avg BBBJCIM for the usual donation to her "feed the dog" fund.

Repeat? Not likely.

As an aside, she mentioned that it was our dear Lexi's lowlife pos bf, Chris who beat her up. Very sad, but supposedly he's in jail for assault, so with any luck he's honing his own blow job skills so that perhaps when he gets out he can support himself.[/QUOTE]Tonto, you deserve better my friend! But we have all been there. Your report had me rolling, as did Peter's endangered harlots report. I have been staying off the streets for the past month, but I have been vicariously living through all of your guys recent adventures. But it seems like the soup de jour for this week is the infamous Dandy Randi. Oh my, this brought me down mammary lane. I met Randi several years ago and she directed me behind the Bananna boat where she gave me a decent BJ. I'll never forget her telling me in her cartoonish red neck voice for me not to "get fresh" with her. I thought to myself, what the heck do you think I'm payin you for? Anyways, once was enough for me. Hopefully, some of our more esteemed harlots will be topics of discussion in the near future. Ie: Francine, Faith, little Deb or Bobbie Sue. I would much rather re-live memories with these vixens, then Dandy Randi. Ughh, I can taste the odor that Tonto was referring too. Almost as if she was never introduced to toilet paper.

With the new harlot and monger tamer from clwter now under the big tent in st pete, I've noticed the number of caged gamers is up locally and down at the clwtr circus. Enjoy the cotton candy and avoid the popped corn.

If someone ends up nabbed in the act, the legal fees, stigma, and ramifications are profound. When on safari and one spots a fun bunny, rent a tent. When my friend from pasco 1st picked up Brooke, he did this and she asked if she could take a shower first. Once one has secured a table for two, the buffet is open until 11 am the following day. Tom bodett is far more accommodating than grady. They'll both keep the light on for ya.

[QUOTE=TontoMonger;2226348]Ugh. Even though I knew the pickings would be slim tonight with all the rain, I was bored and went for a cruise. In a foolish act of desperation I picked up Randi by the Checkers on 34th st. The stench as soon as she entered the car was awful. It was a pungent mix of old weed, dirty clothes, body odor and doodie. But, I'm not a quitter, so I hung in there and got a below avg BBBJCIM for the usual donation to her "feed the dog" fund.

Repeat? Not likely.

As an aside, she mentioned that it was our dear Lexi's lowlife pos bf, Chris who beat her up. Very sad, but supposedly he's in jail for assault, so with any luck he's honing his own blow job skills so that perhaps when he gets out he can support himself.[/QUOTE]And deserve the peter rammersburg courage award for your intrepid actions in the face of extreme hillbilly harlot danger!! Remember that you only have 9 lives and your date with Randi equals 2. Pity the next monger who feels sorry for her!!

Christopher is exactly where he belongs with no funds, freedom and no ladies. Hopefully, nobody is dumb enough to pay his ransom?

[QUOTE=TastersChoice;2226559]If someone ends up nabbed in the act, the legal fees, stigma, and ramifications are profound. When on safari and one spots a fun bunny, rent a tent. When my friend from pasco 1st picked up Brooke, he did this and she asked if she could take a shower first. Once one has secured a table for two, the buffet is open until 11 am the following day. Tom bodett is far more accommodating than grady. They'll both keep the light on for ya.[/QUOTE]Plus one may own, rent or borrow a residence near the stroll. Girls just want to have fun! Many of the finer bunnies appreciate a play house right on the stroll. Living directly behind the Hess was an eye (and zipper) opener for me!!

[QUOTE=PeterRammer;2226562]And deserve the peter rammersburg courage award for your intrepid actions in the face of extreme hillbilly harlot danger!! Remember that you only have 9 lives and your date with Randi equals 2. Pity the next monger who feels sorry for her!!

Christopher is exactly where he belongs with no funds, freedom and no ladies. Hopefully, nobody is dumb enough to pay his ransom?[/QUOTE]Used to be fun fun fun. I've had good services from her in the day. I'm going to try it again to make sure she's really that bad.

Is that all discount motels managers on 4th st and 34st know the trick how to handle bunnies. Because bunnies try to escape from fox and change their cave frequently, all of them knows more than a dozen of cheap motel managers who are bunny-friendly. All the US.

Cities have the same culture. I would think Cornell University, School of Hotel Administration should put this business practice into their text book so that hotel manager understand this culture.

Xx.

[QUOTE=PeterRammer;2226568]Plus one may own, rent or borrow a residence near the stroll. Girls just want to have fun! Many of the finer bunnies appreciate a play house right on the stroll. Living directly behind the Hess was an eye (and zipper) opener for me!![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=EyeMyt;2226684]Used to be fun fun fun. I've had good services from her in the day. I'm going to try it again to make sure she's really that bad.[/QUOTE]And bravery in the face of such a horrible date with Randi! She seriously needs to be run through the car wash and scrubbed.

I saw her behind the plaza the other day but then disappeared. Anyone seen her?

I wasted a lot of gas Sunday night. I saw a few skanks between 9th Ave and 38th Ave.

I wouldn't fuck them with Holloway's dick, but then again maybe I would.

[QUOTE=XiaoXing;2226746]Is that all discount motels managers on 4th st and 34st know the trick how to handle bunnies. Because bunnies try to escape from fox and change their cave frequently, all of them knows more than a dozen of cheap motel managers who are bunny-friendly. All the US.

Cities have the same culture. I would think Cornell University, School of Hotel Administration should put this business practice into their text book so that hotel manager understand this culture.

Xx.[/QUOTE]Where this hobby is legal, I imagine there are a number of interesting fields of study related to that? I'd be proud t have my son receive his MBA in Strumpet Control with a minor in Psychology. The hobby generates enormous sums of $$$ for a city. Too bad we're in the Stone Age here.

[QUOTE=Lolligagger;2227200]I wasted a lot of gas Sunday night. I saw a few skanks between 9th Ave and 38th Ave.

I wouldn't fuck them with Holloway's dick, but then again maybe I would.[/QUOTE]But if you have enough strumpet phone #'s, some might actually work. Or if you have a really easy # to remember, maybe the harlots will call you? I've had my # for so many years that many fine strumpets have it memorized. Plus it's an easy one to remember, and that's important with clueless harlots. I know I've spent a small fortune on the peter rammersburg free harlot phone program, but I'm never dry. I've already spoken to a few bunnies today and the night is young!!

Does anyone have digits for spinner Heather located off the 9th Avenue corridor? If no digits any intel on time of day is best to locate this young strumpet.

[QUOTE=PeterRammer;2228112]But if you have enough strumpet phone #'s, some might actually work. Or if you have a really easy # to remember, maybe the harlots will call you? I've had my # for so many years that many fine strumpets have it memorized. Plus it's an easy one to remember, and that's important with clueless harlots. I know I've spent a small fortune on the peter rammersburg free harlot phone program, but I'm never dry. I've already spoken to a few bunnies today and the night is young!![/QUOTE]I don't have to go strolling, because bunnies called me instead. If you call them these days, they become big head, because some of them read this forum also and realize they become treasurable. If you have a lot of bunnies digits and they can remember yours, you are still young.

Xx.

Has any of you scooped up the pretty girl with the long brown hair and a pretty face? About 5'3" with really nice "C"'s, I seen her yesterday walking between 52nd ave and 58th ave.