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[QUOTE=OlderFunGuy;3427421]Awhile back someone posted a link for a website that brought up all sorts of personal information. I tried it and punched in my name and was a bit taken back by the info. Parents names, kid name, old addresses, etc. Anyhow, I didn't write the link down and have gone back looking for it and no luck. Anyone able to help out? Thanks OFG out.[/QUOTE][URL]www.truepeoplesearch.com[/URL]
[QUOTE=HuntingStreets;3427811][URL]www.truepeoplesearch.com[/URL][/QUOTE]Thank you HS OFG.
I haven't tried these out bit a friend came across a list of various discounts, so keep a little extra money in your pocket to spend on some female company.
Dunkin Donuts gives free coffee to people over 55.
If you're paying for a cup every day, you might want to start getting it for FREE.
You must ask for your discount!
RESTAURANTS:
Applebee's: 15% off with Golden Apple Card (60+).
Arby's: 10% off (55 +).
Ben & Jerry's: 10% off (60+).
Boston Market: 10% off (65+).
Burger King: 10% off (60+).
Chick-Fil-A: 10% off or free small drink or coffee (55+).
Chili's: 10% off (55+).
Denny's: 10% off, 20% off for AARP members (55 +).
Dunkin' Donuts: 10% off or free coffee (55+).
Einstein's Bagels: 10% off baker's dozen of bagels (60+).
Fuddrucker's: 10% off any senior platter (55+).
Gatti's Pizza: 10% off (60+).
Golden Corral: 10% off (60+).
Hardee's: $0. 33 beverages everyday (65+).
IHOP: 10% off (55+).
Jack in the Box: up to 20% off (55+).
KFC: free small drink with any meal (55+).
Krispy Kreme: 10% off (50+).
McDonald's: discounts on coffee everyday (55+).
Shoney's: 10% off.
Sonic: 10% off or free beverage (60+).
Steak 'and Shake: 10% off every Monday & Tuesday (50+).
Subway: 10% off (60+).
Taco Bell: 5% off; free beverages for seniors (65+).
TCBY: 10% off (55+).
Village Inn: 10% off (60+).
Waffle House: 10% off every Monday (60+).
Wendy's: 10% off (55 +).
Whataburger: 10% off (62+).
White Castle: 10% off (62+).
Car Rental:
Alamo Car Rental: up to 25% off for AARP members.
Avis: up to 25% off for AARP members.
Budget Rental Cars: 40% off; up to 50% off for AARP members (50+).
Dollar Rent-A-Car: 10% off (50+) Enterprise Rent-A-Car: 5% off for AARP members Hertz: up to 25% off for AARP members.
National Rent-A-Car: up to 30% off for AARP members.
Overnight Accommodations:
Holiday Inn: 20-40% off depending on location (62+).
Best Western: 40% off (55+).
Clarion Motels: 20%-30% off (60+).
Comfort Inn: 20%-30% off (60+).
Comfort Suites: 20%-30% off (60+).
Econo Lodge: 40% off (60+).
Hampton Inns & Suites: 40% off when booked 72 hours in advance.
Hyatt Hotels: 25%-50% off (62+).
InterContinental Hotels Group: various discounts at all hotels (65+).
Mainstay Suites: 10% off with Mature Traveler's Discount (50+); 20%-30% off (60+).
Marriott Hotels: 25% off (62+).
Motel 6: Stay Free Sunday nights (60+).
Myrtle Beach Resort: 30% off (55 +).
Quality Inn: 40%-50% off (60+).
Rodeway Inn: 20%-30% off (60+).
CELL PHONE DISCOUNTS:
AT&T: Special Senior Nation 200 Plan $19.99/ month (65+).
Jitterbug: $10/ month cell phone service (50 +).
Verizon Wireless: Verizon Nationwide 65 Plus Plan $29.99/ month (65+).
MISCELLANEOUS:
Great Clips: $8 off hair cuts (60+).
Supercuts: $8 off haircuts (60+).
[QUOTE=EddiesPickle;3430369]I haven't tried these out bit a friend came across a list of various discounts, so keep a little extra money in your pocket to spend on some female company.
Dunkin Donuts gives free coffee to people over 55.
If you're paying for a cup every day, you might want to start getting it for FREE.
You must ask for your discount!
Etc. . . .[/QUOTE]How's this? I had a tenant attack me with a thing like an ice pick. He stabbed me a couple of times, nothing critical. Called the cops, and they came (late) and arrested the guy. I had to go talk to the Assistant D. A. They're going to charge him with aggravated assault. Shit, it felt like attempted murder to me. I was just lucky. But to reassure me, the D. A. Said "It's going to be a felony because you're over 62!" So the charge reads "Aggravated Assault on the Elderly."
[B]ELDERLY![/B]
Okay, so I'm over 62, but ELDERLY? Fuck, I mean I'll take upping the charge for him along with all the free shit you've listed, but ELDERLY?
It's bad enough being a senior. I'll tell these fuckers when I'm elderly or not. When I've sat in my own shit for days because I couldn't change my own Depends, then I'll be elderly. Until then, I'm still going to shove my limp dick in some streetwalker's yap, and flaccid or no, I'm squirting some unborn babies down her goddamn throat.
Coochie (elderly, my fucking ass) Eater.
God bless you all.
Except for the fucker with the ice pick. He can get corn holed by the biggest black guys in stir until jism shoots out his nose.
P.S. If there any police reading this, I want you to know I'm never calling 911 again. Next time I'll send a fucking postcard, because I think you'll get here sooner.
But there are no discounts on pussy and booty.
[QUOTE=EddiesPickle;3430369]I haven't tried these out bit a friend came across a list of various discounts, so keep a little extra money in your pocket to spend on some female company.
Dunkin Donuts gives free coffee to people over 55.
If you're paying for a cup every day, you might want to start getting it for FREE.
You must ask for your discount!
RESTAURANTS:
Applebee's: 15% off with Golden Apple Card (60+).
Arby's: 10% off (55 +).
Ben & Jerry's: 10% off (60+).
Boston Market: 10% off (65+).
Burger King: 10% off (60+).
Chick-Fil-A: 10% off or free small drink or coffee (55+).
Chili's: 10% off (55+).
Denny's: 10% off, 20% off for AARP members (55 +).
Dunkin' Donuts: 10% off or free coffee (55+).
Einstein's Bagels: 10% off baker's dozen of bagels (60+).
Fuddrucker's: 10% off any senior platter (55+)..[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Howard5354;3430973]But there are no discounts on pussy and booty.[/QUOTE]Discount? You don't need a discount on providers, a lot of them won't even see someone my age!! Remember that next time your feeling"old" LOL.
Alpha.
[QUOTE=Howard5354;3430973]But there are no discounts on pussy and booty.[/QUOTE]Most of these places offer 10% off for vetrans if you ask.
And Howard the price of pussy is highly subjective I always get a discount.
[QUOTE=CoochieEater;3430759]How's this? I had a tenant attack me with a thing like an ice pick. He stabbed me a couple of times, nothing critical. Called the cops, and they came (late) and arrested the guy. I had to go talk to the Assistant D. A. They're going to charge him with aggravated assault. Shit, it felt like attempted murder to me. I was just lucky. But to reassure me, the D. A. Said "It's going to be a felony because you're over 62!" So the charge reads "Aggravated Assault on the Elderly."
[B]ELDERLY![/B]
Okay, so I'm over 62, but ELDERLY? Fuck, I mean I'll take upping the charge for him along with all the free shit you've listed, but ELDERLY?
It's bad enough being a senior. I'll tell these fuckers when I'm elderly or not. When I've sat in my own shit for days because I couldn't change my own Depends, then I'll be elderly. Until then, I'm still going to shove my limp dick in some streetwalker's yap, and flaccid or no, I'm squirting some unborn babies down her goddamn throat.
Coochie (elderly, my fucking ass) Eater.
God bless you all.
Except for the fucker with the ice pick. He can get corn holed by the biggest black guys in stir until jism shoots out his nose.
P.S. If there any police reading this, I want you to know I'm never calling 911 again. Next time I'll send a fucking postcard, because I think you'll get here sooner.[/QUOTE]Your remind me of the movie Bad Grandpa lmao!! Get them Mr. Coochie Eater, Sir!
Alpha.
[QUOTE=CoochieEater;3430759]How's this? I had a tenant attack me with a thing like an ice pick. He stabbed me a couple of times, nothing critical. Called the cops, and they came (late) and arrested the guy. I had to go talk to the Assistant D. A. They're going to charge him with aggravated assault. Shit, it felt like attempted murder to me. I was just lucky. But to reassure me, the D. A. Said "It's going to be a felony because you're over 62!" So the charge reads "Aggravated Assault on the Elderly." Okay, so I'm over 62, but ELDERLY? Fuck, I mean I'll take upping the charge for him along with all the free shit you've listed, but ELDERLY?
Coochie (elderly, my fucking ass)r.[/QUOTE]Happy to hear it was only a minor injury and you still have your sense of humor.
[QUOTE=CoochieEater;3430759]
[B]ELDERLY![/B]
Okay, so I'm over 62, but ELDERLY? Fuck, I mean I'll take upping the charge for him along with all the free shit you've listed, but ELDERLY?.[/QUOTE]Ok, so I'm slightly younger than you but I was bitching to my mom, who lives in a Brookfield retirement community, about how tired I was of taking care of the house and lawn. She said "sell the damn thing then and move in here, you're old enough now. " Stopped me dead in my tracks. What the FUCK do you mean I'm old enough to live in a retirement community? All I could picture was me hustling some 22 year escort past old Joe and his walker on my way to nail her on the coffee table in the common room. Maybe I better keep the house for a bit.
[QUOTE=HuntingStreets;3431287]Ok, so I'm slightly younger than you but I was bitching to my mom, who lives in a Brookfield retirement community, about how tired I was of taking care of the house and lawn. She said "sell the damn thing then and move in here, you're old enough now. " Stopped me dead in my tracks. What the FUCK do you mean I'm old enough to live in a retirement community? All I could picture was me hustling some 22 year escort past old Joe and his walker on my way to nail her on the coffee table in the common room. Maybe I better keep the house for a bit.[/QUOTE]If you let me fuck hookers in the basement, I'll mow your fucking lawn for you. I might be elderly, but I can still push a lawn mower. Oh, I can use a weed whacker and an edger too. I've even been known to trim bushes.
Coochie (Elderly.) Eater.
God Bless All You Young Fuckers.
P.S. Someday I'll be old enough that I'll find a 65 year old white woman attractive, but until then I'm banging young black coochie. This is really counterproductive, since Viagra doesn't work for me, I'll never find that rich old widow with a bad cough. Or if I do find her, I won't be able to stick anything in her stiffer than yesterday's Ramen. For those of you old enough to remember Martha Rae, some fucking young gigolo hooked up with her, and got her cash. Megan someone or other got to Groucho Marx. Damn! Where are the rich black women?
Eddies curious why theres no thread for tavern pick up's, is that a thing of the past, I still get lucky there.
The UTR I posted about a while back needs cash today for a new Rx for her mom's breathing. If I wire it to her I'll be cutting somebody out of a discount BBBJ. I'm not allowed to post phone number so PM me if you want it and you're available.
[QUOTE=CoochieEater;3431908]If you let me fuck hookers in the basement, I'll mow your fucking lawn for you. I might be elderly, but I can still push a lawn mower. Oh, I can use a weed whacker and an edger too. I've even been known to trim bushes.
Coochie (Elderly.) Eater.
God Bless All You Young Fuckers.
P.S. Someday I'll be old enough that I'll find a 65 year old white woman attractive, but until then I'm banging young black coochie. This is really counterproductive, since Viagra doesn't work for me, I'll never find that rich old widow with a bad cough. Or if I do find her, I won't be able to stick anything in her stiffer than yesterday's Ramen. For those of you old enough to remember Martha Rae, some fucking young gigolo hooked up with her, and got her cash. Megan someone or other got to Groucho Marx. Damn! Where are the rich black women?[/QUOTE]My friend was 86 and he kept eating pussy and ass until the reaper snatched his ass.
[QUOTE=CoochieEater;3431908]P.S. Someday I'll be old enough that I'll find a 65 year old white woman attractive[/QUOTE]25+ years ago I dated a girl but never banged her, but I did get her MILF of a mom (42). Her mom today is not a GILF. And I have too much respect for the original girl (damn morals).
Aside from a few wrinkles in the face, my current GF does have a GGILF for a mother.