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[QUOTE=BerkDude;5778047]Can anyone recommend a black provider in the Albany or Troy area? Prefer BBW or large breasts. Would also appreciate any under the radar recommendations.[/QUOTE]This one seems to post often enough, haven't seen a review: [URL]https://albany.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/black_caribbean/unrushed-discreet-and-disease/662604481098[/URL].
I've texted her, comes off real enough and seemingly nice.
Someone had posted this in another forum. Some are pretty funny and most ring true.
Many thousands of ads read, I have compiled the following translations of commonly used provider buzzwords to their actual English meanings.
Curvy: Fat.
Thick: Fat.
Juicy: Fat.
MILF: Old and fat.
Petite: Short and fat.
Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.
BBW: Impossibly fat.
Snow Bunny: White.
Mixed: Black.
Exotic: Black.
From the Islands: Black.
Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.
💎 or 👑 - I have a pimp.
No AA: My pimp is black.
Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.
I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.
Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.
Squirter: I'll piss on you.
Party Friendly: Junkie.
Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.
Deposit Required: Scam artist.
Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.
Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.
Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.
My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.
Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's Wi-Fi.
No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.
I Love White Guys: Overpay me.
Mature Men Only: Overpay me and don't fuck me too hard.
No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.
Any legit providers in Rennsalear?.
Saw Amber last week & Did not look good. Basically crakhead status. Very skinny. Looked dirty. And epically out of sorts. I will never return again. She has taken a turn for the worst.
Be safe.
Awesome! And 100% accurate.
Peace.
PK.
[QUOTE=Tomb8871;5780742]Someone had posted this in another forum. Some are pretty funny and most ring true.
Many thousands of ads read, I have compiled the following translations of commonly used provider buzzwords to their actual English meanings.
Curvy: Fat.
Thick: Fat.
Juicy: Fat.
MILF: Old and fat.
Petite: Short and fat.
Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.
BBW: Impossibly fat.
Snow Bunny: White.
Mixed: Black.
Exotic: Black.
From the Islands: Black.
Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.
💎 or 👑 - I have a pimp.
No AA: My pimp is black.
Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.
I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.
Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.
Squirter: I'll piss on you.
Party Friendly: Junkie.
Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.
Deposit Required: Scam artist.
Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.
Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.
Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.
My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.
Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's Wi-Fi.
No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.
I Love White Guys: Overpay me.
Mature Men Only: Overpay me and don't fuck me too hard.
No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=OffTheBooks;5781158]Saw Amber last week & Did not look good. Basically crakhead status. Very skinny. Looked dirty. And epically out of sorts. I will never return again. She has taken a turn for the worst..[/QUOTE]There are 2 or 3 Amber's so if you have a link it would help. Thanks.
[QUOTE=OffTheBooks;5781158]Saw Amber last week & Did not look good. Basically crakhead status. Very skinny. Looked dirty. And epically out of sorts. I will never return again. She has taken a turn for the worst.[/QUOTE]Which amber? The Hispanic one?
[QUOTE=BlastYourFace;5781646]Which amber? The Hispanic one?[/QUOTE]I'm guessing he means this one.
[URL]https://albany.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/exotic/its-amber-im-available-today-s/276944914906[/URL]
[QUOTE=WarrenAJeffers;5782050]I'm guessing he means this one.
[URL]https://albany.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/exotic/its-amber-im-available-today-s/276944914906[/URL][/QUOTE]No I am talking Amber Amber. Amber Latina little Amber. Was not looking right. At all.
[QUOTE=OffTheBooks;5782222] No I am talking Amber Amber. Amber Latina little Amber. Was not looking right. At all.[/QUOTE]Just saw her today. Nothing seemed out of sorts about her.
Wow. I was seeing what Asian roulette has last night and had to ultimately chose 1 from the others and I woke up to a text from the "Mexican cartel" demanding money bc I wasted the time of their girls and they sent few pics of dead people sliced up in pieces and said I must now pay or this will happen to me and the family.
I can't believe this it is very odd and pretty weird.
Funny thing is he said he is part of a "sexual cartel" I responses back saying well listen pal if you are sexual with your cartel members then it's ok but none of my business. This did not sit well with him as he continued to blow up my phone but I blocked number. Be careful out there.
[QUOTE=OffTheBooks;5783280]Wow. I was seeing what Asian roulette has last night and had to ultimately chose 1 from the others and I woke up to a text from the "Mexican cartel" demanding money bc I wasted the time of their girls and they sent few pics of dead people sliced up in pieces and said I must now pay or this will happen to me and the family.
I can't believe this it is very odd and pretty weird.
Funny thing is he said he is part of a "sexual cartel" I responses back saying well listen pal if you are sexual with your cartel members then it's ok but none of my business. This did not sit well with him as he continued to blow up my phone but I blocked number. Be careful out there.[/QUOTE]Got the same text and phone call. Went off on him. Threatened to kill him his mother and any other family member. Used every word in the book. He hung up on me and I called him back. He eventually blocked me. I won't put up with that bullshit.
[QUOTE=Reaper302;5783692]Got the same text and phone call. Went off on him. Threatened to kill him his mother and any other family member. Used every word in the book. He hung up on me and I called him back. He eventually blocked me. I won't put up with that bullshit.[/QUOTE]That is so crazy. Good for you bc you did it the right way. Screw those guys man!! Do you think they are the Asians handlers?
[QUOTE=OffTheBooks;5783714]That is so crazy. Good for you bc you did it the right way. Screw those guys man!! Do you think they are the Asians handlers?[/QUOTE]It was after I had contacted a different ad. Still try to call the number now and then just to harass them.
Hey guys hope everyone staying safe. I am about to pull the trigger with this one, before I do any info?
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