Massage Parlor Reports

This is probably a newbie mistake but I was hopeful. I've been seeing signs plugged in the medians for a 49/ hr special for this place so I called for an appointment. First hint: no buzzer in the front, but ok; over the years I've been to a place or two that didn't have one. Second hint: no shower; however, on the phone I asked about TS for which the response was no but there was a shower in the bathroom.

There was an immediate upsell from .49 for the hour to .79 for 1.5 hours. In walks a see-gal from Shanghai with be-cpus, a so-so face and acceptable body. I said ok to the 1.5 hours. The massage wasn't the best I've had but very close.

No roaming was allowed despite a few attempts. Damage: .79 + .25. It was a bit disappointing because I was worked up and looking for something more than just a massage. I'd be interested in knowing if your experience was different.

[QUOTE=JmSuttr;1902207]You have 13 posts to your name and every single one is an unqualified positive review of an AMP. In fact, you've given positive reviews to places in Jacksonville, Colorado Springs, Sacramento, Mobile, PG County and Northern VA. And in most of your posts you claim to have received either BJ (including CIM) or FS. Also, in your Sacramento Forum post on 4/23 you claim that it was an account of your very first visit to an AMP. Yet you have five earlier posts detailing other reported AMP visits.

Don't know what your game is, but my scammer radar is on high alert and I don't believe a word of any of your posts.[/QUOTE]Dude as much money as I make you don't have to believe me but for real AMPs are all great.

Guess what, who gives a shit about your 'ample parking'. Take your ad and shove it. You are another upsell Korean-AMP, full of greedy gambling-debt-ridden K-hos.

Take your ad somewhere else.

[QUOTE=Collio2;1901682]After a visit to several different spas I realized that TOP SPA was one of the better ones. With staffs willing to help you relieve your stress for a good cost. These massage experts high standards massage skill and it will treat you well. In an environment pleasant to be in your comfort is not compromised. They also have ample parking lot. A spa like TOP SPA is not to be ignored. Located in Falls church Come try a visit and you will be surprised.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=YmmvAlot;1883198]I am not a customer of all places, but each place that I patronize advertises for a therapeutic massage from a licensed provider (I've seen the certificates on the wall). If you are expecting anything else.

YMMV Alot.

PS. Some hobbyists ask for a line-up, some don't. The key is to be recognized by the manager as a reliable, drama-free, repeat client. A good business relationship with the manager may not be critical, but it is certainly helpful.[/QUOTE]Even when you visit a new place. I recently visited a new place that wants no reviews. I was expecting (and really felt the need for) a very good massage. I got that. But also got a very nice treat an the end even though I did not recognize the girl. She remembered me from a prior place / visits. So in these times of ultra caution, one thing to remember is that just because others panned a place as a no finish place. If your known (and a reliable good tipper), you will often receive a very pleasant conclusion.

[QUOTE=Collio2;1904206]Dude as much money as I make you don't have to believe me but for real AMPs are all great.[/QUOTE]Because with every post you simply dig yourself further into the sh*thole of forum oblivion. In case you hadn't noticed, this board is all about credibility and you've done a great job of demonstrating that you have none.

For example, your statement "as much money as I make" is a complete non sequitur (look it up) and utterly fails to change my perception of you as nothing more than a cheap shill. As a second example, your statement that "for real AMPs are all great" is factually false. Some AMPs are great, some are just OK and some really suck and are a waste of time and money.

The point of what we do here is to share credible information about which places and masseuses are worth seeing and which are not. And the purpose of my responses to your posts is to show that the crap you're trying to feed us does not add to that body of information and is best disregarded.

[QUOTE=JmSuttr;1904809]Because with every post you simply dig yourself further into the sh*thole of forum oblivion. In case you hadn't noticed, this board is all about credibility and you've done a great job of demonstrating that you have none.

For example, your statement "as much money as I make" is a complete non sequitur (look it up) and utterly fails to change my perception of you as nothing more than a cheap shill. As a second example, your statement that "for real AMPs are all great" is factually false. Some AMPs are great, some are just OK and some really suck and are a waste of time and money.

The point of what we do here is to share credible information about which places and masseuses are worth seeing and which are not. And the purpose of my responses to your posts is to show that the crap you're trying to feed us does not add to that body of information and is best disregarded.[/QUOTE]JmSuttr is right. Some AMP's suck ass.

[QUOTE=Volvos40;1904368]Take your ad somewhere else.[/QUOTE]It's a shame Top Therapy bought into that ridiculous shill post. As I have posted previously, I have found it quite satisfactory in the past. They were closed for a while and probably are struggling to build business back up. I haven't been in since they reopened, but I hope to do so soon and will post a real report.

Tried to send you a message but your inbox is full.

So I was looking for a new Chinese massage girl...tried the little house on Wilson Blvd. House is real leaner, like everything is sloped, no heat, cold ass, language barrier was tough, but I paid .9 for 90 minutes, led into really cold bedroom, about 5 inches lower than the main floor, got Amy, a really fit hard see girl with sort of reddish hjghlights, and maybe some dental thing goin on. I asked for deep pressure, and she proceeded to kick my ass. From now on I will ask for 'hard Swedish'the way she kept flipping tendons and long muscles was painful. After 60 minutes came the flip, she stayed with hard Swedish, gave a great sexy abdpmen groin / leg massage with out ever grabbing Johnson, but it was still fun. Tipped .4 and left feeling really worked over. I would do again probably.

Had a really nice time at this place, not too long ago, with Lisa, medium build and see cup, was really friendly and I wished this place was closer to my area. Good massage, on the flip was happy with the nova service. Her breasts were really nice with pencil nips. She is a sweetheart take care of her guys.

A few years ago I had several options for an ok massage and oral relief. Nowadays it seems harder to find. If any seniors have a tip I will reciprocate, there is a massage worker I know where 80 is enough for everything.

VAM.

[QUOTE=DrBombay;1905261]Tried to send you a message but your inbox is full.[/QUOTE]Try again, thanks.

Going to be in the Reston area next few days and was wondering if anyone could guide me to a good therapist. Thanks in advance.

[QUOTE=Collio2;1901682]After a visit to several different spas I realized that TOP SPA was one of the better ones. With staffs willing to help you relieve your stress for a good cost. These massage experts high standards massage skill and it will treat you well. In an environment pleasant to be in your comfort is not compromised. They also have ample parking lot. A spa like TOP SPA is not to be ignored. Located in Falls church Come try a visit and you will be surprised.[/QUOTE]Your spa sucks. The providers are too old with no FS or take out.

Was looking for something new in the Leesburg area and found a posting for a 'Grand Opening' at a spa just east of Leesburg. While there were no mirrors in sight, their name would suggest you'the find some.

I called and made an appointment. I arrived on time and was greeted by the person behind the desk who would end up being my attendant. She was a late twenties (early thirties) see-Girl with an average GND look to her (if you lived in that area of the world). I found her essentially attractive. Average height and build with Bee cups. She later identified herself as Laura.

First thing I noticed was the main 'lobby' was accessible without ringing a bell and there was an area for a receptionist to sit with shelves behind – kind of like it was an dentist office or something similar to the previous tenants.

Laura collected the fee (.7 for an hour). I was not offered a shower while the ad does say 'Shower Facilities' were available. I didn't notice that in the ad before I got there so I just went with the flow and didn't ask.

The next thing I took notice of was Laura's casual attire – jeans, turtleneck and slippers. I thought that it would be difficult to shed all that if need be later but again, just going with the flow.

The massage was fantastic. A nice oil was used after making sure it was OK. During massage, draping was there but not really used. After working over my back side of my body with the skill of a CMT finding all the knots she retrieved a hot towel and wiped off all the oil.

She then had me flip and that's when the draping came into play. The frontal massage was done with a lotion (unscented) and with great skill. Lastly a head / scalp massage was given.

All and all a great massage and a good experience. I tipped her .3 which she seemed very happy with. Every minute of my hour was given to me during the massage so total time with her was 75 minutes with undressing / dressing and goodbyes.

I am going to try again in a about a week to see if a second visit opens up any additional activities.

I saw the first few ads and wondered if they were see-girls. They tend to give the best massage IMO, and rarely anything else. They can get a little playful, but that's usually on subsequent trips. The other see-AMPs are charging 60 for the hour, a couple even lower than that (Oakton, Herndon).

[QUOTE=BigGuyXXL;1909188]Was looking for something new in the Leesburg area and found a posting for a 'Grand Opening' at a spa just east of Leesburg. While there were no mirrors in sight, their name would suggest you'the find some.

I called and made an appointment. I arrived on time and was greeted by the person behind the desk who would end up being my attendant. She was a late twenties (early thirties) see-Girl with an average GND look to her (if you lived in that area of the world). I found her essentially attractive. Average height and build with Bee cups. She later identified herself as Laura.

First thing I noticed was the main 'lobby' was accessible without ringing a bell and there was an area for a receptionist to sit with shelves behind – kind of like it was an dentist office or something similar to the previous tenants.

Laura collected the fee (.7 for an hour). I was not offered a shower while the ad does say 'Shower Facilities' were available. I didn't notice that in the ad before I got there so I just went with the flow and didn't ask.

The next thing I took notice of was Laura's casual attire – jeans, turtleneck and slippers. I thought that it would be difficult to shed all that if need be later but again, just going with the flow.

The massage was fantastic. A nice oil was used after making sure it was OK. During massage, draping was there but not really used. After working over my back side of my body with the skill of a CMT finding all the knots she retrieved a hot towel and wiped off all the oil.

She then had me flip and that's when the draping came into play. The frontal massage was done with a lotion (unscented) and with great skill. Lastly a head / scalp massage was given.

All and all a great massage and a good experience. I tipped her .3 which she seemed very happy with. Every minute of my hour was given to me during the massage so total time with her was 75 minutes with undressing / dressing and goodbyes.

I am going to try again in a about a week to see if a second visit opens up any additional activities.[/QUOTE]