Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Noedger8;2423355]This is why I've never given YGND a try, and probably never will. Even at no-funny-stuff AMPs I hate running into other customers. A few months ago at Riverside, I walked in, and some joker walked in RIGHT behind me, and I had to listen to this jabroni talk through the entire session. PRO TIP. It's impossible to get aroused when you can hear another dude trying to force a girl who speaks no english to perfectly pronounce your name for an our straight. I remember what you look like (because you mowed my lawn through the front door like a jabroni). You new nickname is Jorey Jabroni. Anyone else have an experience with Jorey Jambroni?

[blue]LOL I had to look up Jabroni. I like the word, thanks.

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]The worst I've ever had to listen to was a guy in the room next to me trying to talk the Chinese lady into a dinner date complete with movie, like a high school first date. She had no idea what he was saying, but he kept it up the entire hour. It was pathetic but really funny. There are guys who go to these places looking for a wife. Kind of a low cost Cherry Blossom thing I suppose.

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Misty and Chloe at Magical Massage were very fun I had 3 visits with a 4 hand on the last one they do perform birthday suits and although rushed cause they overbooked it was enjoyable I will probably not repeat unless they have ....[/QUOTE]Anyone know what happened to these two? Their site is 'under construction', and phone number temporarily outdo commission. Have we seen the last of these two fine women? I had a great time with them both. Send me a private message if you know what's up.

[QUOTE=Ritewing;2422159]I agree 100%. That's why Lake says. "don't be early don't be late". I park down the street a bit and arrive at the door exactly on the hour. The girls may have 7 or 8 minutes max between appointments. I'm really amazed that the great ones like Angel and Tierney can be happy and enthusiastic at the end of the day. But that's what makes them so good.

I too have left the studio at 10 or 12 minutes before the hour only to occasionally find the next guy (usually a younger one) standing there with a goofy grin on his face. Yeah I know I'm an old guy, but come on guys. Respect the rules for everybody's benefit.[/QUOTE]I totally agree that its always the young stupid guys who are early and make themselves visible. I have to say though, I really don't give a shit whether someone sees me or not. I've never recognized anyone and have been going to these girls for years. What are they going to do, narc on me? They're there for the same thing. YGND is always booked, so I'm glad they have those extra appts open or I'd never get in.

[QUOTE=BeatMaster;2426389]Anyone know what happened to these two? Their site is 'under construction', and phone number temporarily outdo commission. Have we seen the last of these two fine women? I had a great time with them both. Send me a private message if you know what's up.[/QUOTE]They got a bit too visible and the local constabulary visited and shut them down. Misty, the blonde, is going solo with outcalls. Not my cup of tea, so no big loss.

LTB.

Had visited Catz and enjoyed a mediocre massage, with a wonderful BBBJ a couple of times. Recently she posted for just lip service for 50. Texted her today and saw her within 45 min. Told her I was only wanting her skillful mouth work. It's gotten even better IMO. The boys and the stick get a great workout and then a fine combo of soft warm mouth and skillful tongue action. With her it's BBBJNQNS. Delightful and a good price.

On the way out she handed me a business card. I think I'll throw in on the floor of my bosses car.

What is the contact info for Catz? What area is she located in? Does she post an ad on BP or something? Would like to maybe give it a try if it is worth it.

[QUOTE=JbstLou;2427564]Had visited Catz and enjoyed a mediocre massage, with a wonderful BBBJ a couple of times. Recently she posted for just lip service for 50. Texted her today and saw her within 45 min. Told her I was only wanting her skillful mouth work. It's gotten even better IMO. The boys and the stick get a great workout and then a fine combo of soft warm mouth and skillful tongue action. With her it's BBBJNQNS. Delightful and a good price.

On the way out she handed me a business card. I think I'll throw in on the floor of my bosses car.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BottomsUp2;2416083]I may be visiting the area soon. Does anyone have any info on this ad? I may have overlooked reviews. I saw A Ladies Touch when I googled the number. I never saw a name. A post or PM is fine. Thanks.

[URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/fellas-ill-rub-you-the-right-way-with-long-strokes/5880985[/URL][/QUOTE]I believe her name is Wanda be.

[QUOTE=TwoCents;2427788]I believe her name is Wanda be.[/QUOTE]Her name is Wanda and you don't want to have anything to do with her. She is old, not the least bit attractive and gives a lame massage. Other than that, she's fine.

[QUOTE=Xbubba0851;2428592]Her name is Wanda and you don't want to have anything to do with her. She is old, not the least bit attractive and gives a lame massage. Other than that, she's fine.[/QUOTE]Set up an appointment a while back. (easy to book).

Got to her place. When she opened the door, OMG. I suddenly forgot my wallet in the vehicle I told her.

Made a quick you and am still looking for it!

Ugly, flabby, old, you name it.

Avoid.

Wish the Administrator had a "like button" to confirm agreement with previous post.

Be safe and happy hunting.

JAMESJ.

What's with all the TS gals advertising on [URL]Backpage.com[/URL] 'body Rubs' TS?? The big problem I have they are better looking than most of the gals who are advertising.

Guess we know why YGND are doing so well.

[URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/the-best-in-the-midwest-beautiful-busty-bombshell-ready-2-cater-2-u-no-bait-and-switch-36ddd-curvy-cutie/15738850[/URL]

[URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/amy-first-time-in-town-here-limited-time-only/16153338[/URL]

[URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/just-landed-new-in-town/16260959[/URL]

They are just using better looking fake pictures!

From various reviews I have seen, I am 99% sure that!

[QUOTE=WillRodgers;2432510]What's with all the TS gals advertising on [URL]Backpage.com[/URL] 'body Rubs' TS?? The big problem I have they are better looking than most of the gals who are advertising.

Guess we know why YGND are doing so well.

[URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/the-best-in-the-midwest-beautiful-busty-bombshell-ready-2-cater-2-u-no-bait-and-switch-36ddd-curvy-cutie/15738850[/URL]

[URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/amy-first-time-in-town-here-limited-time-only/16153338[/URL]

[URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/just-landed-new-in-town/16260959[/URL][/QUOTE]

James is not exaggerating. I have no comment as to how others choose to spend there money, but what I saw was VERY UNAPPEALING.

I left as soon as the door opened with only a polite, "I'm sorry, I just got a call, I can't stay. ".

[QUOTE=Jamesj;2429358]Set up an appointment a while back. (easy to book).

Got to her place. When she opened the door, OMG. I suddenly forgot my wallet in the vehicle I told her.

Made a quick you and am still looking for it!

Ugly, flabby, old, you name it.

Avoid.

Wish the Administrator had a "like button" to confirm agreement with previous post.

Be safe and happy hunting.

JAMESJ.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Stlhustla;2432593]James is not exaggerating. I have no comment as to how others choose to spend there money, but what I saw was VERY UNAPPEALING.

I left as soon as the door opened with only a polite, "I'm sorry, I just got a call, I can't stay. ".[/QUOTE]My two cents:

Looks, age and body are not always the most important attributes especially when looking only for a body rub.

I have visited a number of older FBSM therapists over the years who I thoroughly enjoyed.

She is not one; Saw her once 2 years ago. A negative experience in every conceivable way.

Nal0 py.

Hey,

I thought it was interesting to see this video. Look exactly like Angel:

[URL]http://www.youporn.com/watch/559594/helping-her-to-orgasm[/URL]

I actually meet Angel before YGND about 4-5 years back at PT's in Centerville. She was a dancer at the time. Did a private with her while I was all drunked up one night. She let me do a little.

DATY in the private area for a few seconds, and let me kiss on her. Got me to come back several times, having a little dancer crush on her. Then a few years passed, and YGND became the new thing. Saw several girls on from there. Most of which have gone except for Teirney. Then Angel showed up in the line up, and I tried her out. To my surprise, it was the same girl. She is definite a hottie, and one of my favs. I'd like to think if I tried super hard, there would be some way I could pull of FS with her some day.

But the girl in the video is not her. Blonde, yes. Great body, yes. But the resemblance stops there.

[QUOTE=BeatMaster;2433182]Hey,

I thought it was interesting to see this video. Look exactly like Angel:

[URL]http://www.youporn.com/watch/559594/helping-her-to-orgasm[/URL]

I actually meet Angel before YGND about 4-5 years back at PT's in Centerville. She was a dancer at the time. Did a private with her while I was all drunked up one night. She let me do a little.

DATY in the private area for a few seconds, and let me kiss on her. Got me to come back several times, having a little dancer crush on her. Then a few years passed, and YGND became the new thing. Saw several girls on from there. Most of which have gone except for Teirney. Then Angel showed up in the line up, and I tried her out. To my surprise, it was the same girl. She is definite a hottie, and one of my favs. I'd like to think if I tried super hard, there would be some way I could pull of FS with her some day.[/QUOTE]