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I am looking for AMP chicks in their early 30s or younger, with natural B-cup titties or bigger.

[QUOTE=H Mobius]She told me she was leaving for the mainland, supposedly Texas where she has immediate family (brother, parents), plans to settle down there. Of course, the whole thing could be a big pile of s***.[/QUOTE]
She's told me for years she's from New Orleans/Metarie area.

I hope whatever she does, she can find happiness... She is a sweet girl at her core!

[QUOTE=Hypo Luxa]She's told me for years she's from New Orleans/Metarie area.

I hope whatever she does, she can find happiness... She is a sweet girl at her core![/QUOTE]

Yes she is very sweet the couple of times that I got to see her. I guess my coment about giving my two cents was exactly what I got.... only two times with Penny. I hope she is very happy where ever she is. :-)

Hey Kids.

I went in for a session earlier today. I called to book with Tuk, but she was gone for the day.

I got there and was introduced to Cat/Kat. She was about 5'4-5'5", tanned, shoulder length hair, nice size breasts, and appeared without or little makeup. I also noticed that she had nice eyes and full lips.

She was pretty good and knew what she was doing. We conversated a bit but I was sleeping pretty much because it felt good. Nice girl. No hint of anything extra. She just started last week (supposedly) and she's from New York (supposedly).

2 hour - $.2 with tip included. Oh, I had swedish massage.

late.

[QUOTE=Auto Mode]Where is the best legit massage with HE.

Thank you[/QUOTE]That phrase should get the award for oxymoron of the year! Just slightly contradictory. But to answer your question, I've had pleasant surprises at Thai Hawaiian as well. Good luck.

[QUOTE=Surfer Ten]Hey Brother Hot Rod,

I made the mistake of trying "Yoko" out without first checking this forum for any posts on her. She has been advertising on CL for a while and the ads have changed as more and more mongers are finding out the "real deal" with this one.

As soon as I got there, I kinda thought she looked like a "ladyboy", but figured for a one hour massage at $66. 00 "satisfaction guaranteed or your money back", why not. She asked for the payment upfront and I gave her $70. 00. Big Mistake! As soon as she started the massage, I knew I should have walked out while I had the chance. Very weak massage. The ad says that she’s licensed, but I can’t imagine how she passed with that technique. Anyway, she did her best to hint that more was available by rubbing her breasts on the top of my head as she slid her hands down my back and making sure she rubbed her legs against my arms as she moved around.

Well, I figure I am already there, the massage is not going to be anything more than a light rub, so what the hell. I start fondling her legs and slid my hand up her shorts. She didn’t pull away, so I keep on going for it. I actually get my fingers under her thong and her pussy is soaking wet! All the while, she is softly stroking my rock hard cock and moaning. After I try to pull her shorts down, she says "you give me more money". I ask how much and she replies $200. 00. I tell her that I don’t have that much on me and she asks how much I do have. I tell her that all I brought with me was $100. 00, so with the $70. 00 I paid her up front, I can give her $30. 00 more. She says its not enough. I tell her that all I want is a HJ. She tells me it’s still not enough. Now the little head has almost taken over and I tell her, ok, I have $20. 00 more that I was going to use to buy my dinner afterward. I go to where my pants are and take out the money, emptying my pockets. I tell her "see, that’s all I have". She says ok, go lay down. So I get back on the table and she takes off her shorts and starts stroking me as I play with her sopping wet pussy.

By now I know that this is not a "real" female pussy. It’s a damn good "man made" one though! Freaking amazing the kind of shit they can do nowadays! The wonders of modern medicine! Anyway, she has some great pussy control skills and gripped my fingers pretty tight with that wonderful man made pussy!

Her HJ was pretty good and even though it was kinda strange to be playing with a "ladyboy" and that surgically constructed pussy, I guess it was pretty cool to see and feel. I bet fucking it would have been pretty nice as it was very tight, wet and silky smooth inside. But, she was asking $270. 00 for fs and for that price, I could have the finest looking real woman at an AMP, plus an extra $70. 00 to pay for an excellent legit massage afterward! Good thing I only brought $120. 00 total though cause I was so freaking horny I may have been stupid and paid the $270. 00! Damn, that fricken little head can be dangerous!

To top everything off, I had parked in the visitor parking and ended up having to pay $9. 00 for parking there! Since I gave her all the money I had, I was lucky that I had a couple of bucks in the car and a bag of quarters I carry around for golf balls at the range. I went home right after that, since I had given her all my money and had nothing left to by diner with.

After I got home, I popped a beer, flipped on my computer and checked out the forum. Sure enough, I found the following post. Felt like a fucking idiot for not checking first!

Aloha ST

Here is the post:

Yoko is a post-op thai-boy. Someone accused her of false advertising on CL when she claimed to be female and now only advertises without mentioning gender. I think she lubes up before the session so it looks like she gets wet.[/QUOTE]Thanks a lot bro, I ended up going to see Patty at Yang's instead. Was great and well worth the $100 spent.

[QUOTE=Thatsmypotyo]Massage Thailand:

Ta is fairly cute and very very flirtacious. She even likes to talk about gonig on vacation with you and getting a room together. I'm sure it's all for show.

Anyways here's that. Have fun.[/QUOTE]True that about Ta, haven't been there since may2 left (I went for her legit deep tissue and sneakin a rub on her butt here and there, damn she had a hot bod for sure). Anyway that is so true about her wanting to go out, and a few times I did see some people stop by and took her/them? Out and even throws hints to get taken out on what you may mention. But the downer for me is she has a kid and prolly lookin for a sugar daddy o course, but idk mebe she just wants to get out and do something.

I was sitting at home one evening freezing my frickin ass off in this cold, windy weather. I havent felt the warm sun glaring down on my face for at least a frickin month, ho ever, the head down south has gotten some warmth in the warm, moist, punani cave this past week at a recent stop at Butterfly, or now known as Hula Girl. The MS of this place used to be the MS at Hula Relaxation on Koreamoku. Very petite Korean lady with hair down to her ass. The place has a horrible entrance, high visibility from passerbys as you enter from Young Street. Not to mention the 5 - 10 patrons sitting at the bar directly across the street with a perfect view of all who enters Hula Girl. You can either park in the lot directly next to Hula or park across the street in the lot Nirvana stay. I can say this, at least, they try to cover the entrance with a fence like partition and plants covering the entrance. I walked up to the door, glanced inside through something covering the door, and before ringing the doorbell got a nice view of some pretty long tan legs sitting on couches belonging to two unknown females. Faces were not visible but dem legs were and they looked pretty good. I was excited to see what was inside. Ding Dong, MS opened the door, smiled and gave me a big hug. "I havent seen you for a long time" says MS, "good to see you too" I say. All the girls are visible as you enter. They sit, watch TV and wait for you to pick one. On this evening there was a nice selection, local, haole, filipina and mixed. Must have been about 10:00p at the time i visited. I was in the mood for a little color, so I selected the blonde, hair blue eyed wahine. About 5'3, 115, shapley round ass, b size breasts, no tan. She was cute enough to try out her services. Sorry, didnt get her name but she had really nice blue eyes.

After my selection, I hear the the phrase I love to hear from MS. "Come honey, let me take you to the room". Yes, the part of evening where you anticipate fucking the shit out of your selection. I was waiting for a couple minutes and my blonde delight walks in. We go through the preliminaries and then its down to the fun part, well, had a little bump in the road to fun land. She asked for the tokens up front. Man, I hate when they ask for money up front so I told her I'd leave it on the table in plain view. She was fine with that. Standard rates apply. Now to the fun stuff, I jump out of my clothes she out of her little attire and business is in session. Afterwards, shower, a little cuddling and a thank you and a nice kiss goodbye.

Overall, a satisfying experience, one that has me on the fence about repeating. As I exited, there were about 6 girls sitting down watching TV. My girl showed me to the door and as i walked around the fence like partition I noticed a couple of heads looking in my direction from the bar across the street. Oh shit, I thought, next thought, I hope nobody recognizes me. I didnt look back but headed directly down Young Street without looking back.

[QUOTE=John Smith120]Straight Outta Issan, Thai Massage Therapist.[/QUOTE]What's da scoop is she good to go, or what I dont get the message (or massage in this case, lol) behind the pics?

Any 411?

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Funny how some legit places with legit girls get mentioned at a happy ending service usa sex guide website for any dumb undercover police to stumble across and make problems with a great persons life. INteresting indeed, keep the reports coming.

Hi Kids.

Me again. Damn. I thought I would learn something about saving due to the economy but I still go get massage.

Anyway, I went to the usual Thai Hawaiian. I called them prior and spoke to Kay to see who was working. I wanted to try out someone that I've never tried before.

I go there and took a shower as usual and was serviced by Stacy. Fairly young girl. She said she was turning 23 and from Cali. She's a shortee...I think 5'0"-5'1"? She was nice and we conversated for most of the time. Strictly legit. She just started so her schedule varies and she said that she has no set schedule.

One hour - .6 / .3 tip included.

later.

[QUOTE=Aaron Colt] The place has a horrible entrance, high visibility from passerbys as you enter from Young Street. Not to mention the 5 - 10 patrons sitting at the bar directly across the street with a perfect view of all who enters Hula Girl. You can either park in the lot directly next to Hula or park across the street in the lot Nirvana stay. I can say this, at least, they try to cover the entrance with a fence like partition and plants covering the entrance.

Overall, a satisfying experience, one that has me on the fence about repeating. As I exited, there were about 6 girls sitting down watching TV. My girl showed me to the door and as i walked around the fence like partition I noticed a couple of heads looking in my direction from the bar across the street. Oh shit, I thought, next thought, I hope nobody recognizes me. I didnt look back but headed directly down Young Street without looking back.[/QUOTE]I know what you mean about visibility of this bar, as well as going to Nirvana. Lots of people, with a chance to recognize you from the street.

Advice. Stop into the bar first, get a beer and relax for a moment. That will give you an opportunity to check out other patrons at the bar.

If daytime, where sunglasses on the street to prevent people driving by from checking a glimpse.

These are a couple of precautions that another monger must consider.

[QUOTE=Alohano]Jenny/Junko is there. I can not think of anyone that stays as young looking as she does. Incredible. But I saw Cherry today. I asked for the young Japanese from the CL ad and she's who I got. She is clearly 100% Korean and while I'm not good at guestimating ages, I do not think she's in her 20's. I saw her before somewhere and of course Jenny/Junko's been at about a half dozen places where I've seen her.

Long story short, I went with legit $$$ and made that known from the beginning. Cherry's ok friendly, poor massage technique but in a weird way, I think she's attractive. Just a tad on the heavy side, long black hair. No way in the whole wide world she's Japanese.

Junko said there is another young therapist that works only evenings.

Can't say I'd recommend vs the Thai places in CC. Especially since neither is Japanese.[/QUOTE]Went there a week ago and got a gal named Lisa. She looked nihongo but not exactly sure. Anyway, lame massage but on the flip side bbfscip. She let me do her doggie while I slipped my thumb up her backdoor. L7A9S10
$$. total damage. She said that all the girls are now playing, if you know what I mean. Never seen anyone else there so dont know the line up.

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Erica answered the door and said I should try a new girl who I believe was Lilly. The most adorable half Viet half Chinese spinner I have ever seen in the business. Was a travel agent in Washington and just the first week at the job. A bit shy during service but did bbbjtcim and was surprised I did not want bbfs.

Great natural body and girl next door personality will repeat .5 plus 1.