Another other-worldly hour with BrandyLynn
Where do I begin? I'm at a loss for words. I've posted reviews here for years, this woman has no peer in my book. I feel 20 years younger. I need a second job, more time at the gym, and more free time. Please treat this amazing woman with dignity, affection, tenderness and respect. And eat your Wheaties.
This chick is using fake pics and has a smart mouth.
So I thought I'd out her.
Fake pics: [URL]http://columbia.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/amazing-beauty-queenupcale-hotel-24/8903175[/URL].
Real pics: [URL]http://www.coedcherry.com/models/lucia-tsc[/URL].
A Girl Who Just Wants Some Fun
The girl on the ads is not the girl you will meet in person. Obviously. She tells me her reason for using another girls' pictures due to LEO. I was curious after another reviewer said some nice things about her. YMMV definitely. This girl is actually "Wisconsin" girl. Just do a search on Columbia. [URL]backpage.com[/URL] for "Wisconsin" and her old ads will pop up. If you look at the wording of her old ads, they match her new ads.
[URL]http://columbia.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/a-girl-who-just-wants-some-fun-21/9500452[/URL]
Anyway, I txt her rates and it takes her awhile to reply back, no biggie. I ask if she's available in the afternoon and she barely gives a half-hearted text where I don't know what she's implying. So I call her up to speak to her directly. I ask her if she's available. She sounds confrontational and rude on the phone, but I chalk it up as she might be testy thinking I was LEO or something. Anyway, we finally meet and the first time I see her I knew who she was. She's not really petite 5-6 skinny, be cup. Face is alright. I can tell already she hasn't taken a shower and she's wearing tights and a light sweater. I'm assuming it's her sleep clothes. Anyway, I knew I should of walked out, but she seemed nice compared to her personality over the phone. I ask to go to the shower to freshen up. I can't help but think damn this place is dirty for me. For some of you, this might be okay, but I can't stand being in a dirty hotel. I come out she's getting some kool-aid to drink LOL. I was like ugh, ok. I guess I will make myself comfortable too. I lay back on her bed. She proceeds to get ready for the session. Once she takes off her sweater I see why she's wearing one. Track marks. I beat myself for not walking out earlier. The session was okay. Nothing spectacular. Pretty vanilla thru the whole thing. Was it worth it? Not really, but she was nice and accommodating throughout the session. Would I see her again, no since I know she's into drugs. Also. She tells me she has a roommate. A girl (she doesn't escort). Could be, but I also saw a guy's pair of sneakers and when you see her old ads. You can see a guy's foot in her old ads. Everything's covered BTW. Donation is 120 HHR and 180 HR (my session was HHR and I even left 10 minutes early before my time was up. Just wasn't feeling it and didn't really feel safe.