[QUOTE=HappyGardener;7264403]So many dollar signs, 1's and periods. Could you tell us with real dollar amounts?[/QUOTE]I think he meant he got a 10 discount on 110- 90 min cession and 50 tip. I could be 100% wrong. Lmao.
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[QUOTE=HappyGardener;7264403]So many dollar signs, 1's and periods. Could you tell us with real dollar amounts?[/QUOTE]I think he meant he got a 10 discount on 110- 90 min cession and 50 tip. I could be 100% wrong. Lmao.
[QUOTE=OPIllini;7264085]Was there about a month or so ago on a Saturday night. Had "Katie", who's a decent-looking middle-aged provider that speaks good English. Went 90 minutes with her (she even gave me a $1 discount, so it was $1 instead of $1. 1. L1 finish for a $. 5 tip. Good attitude, might repeat if nearby in the future.[/QUOTE]So it was $110 but she gave you a $10 dollar discount for 90 min and you only payed $100 and you tipped her $50 to leave happy. OK got it just in case some people here don't understand. Easy if you've been in the game for a min.
[QUOTE=ShakeNBake69;7264549]Easy if you've been in the game for a min.[/QUOTE]Yeah you're right. I'm such a newbie I didn't get it. Maybe after another 40 years of going to AMPs I'll figure both out.
[QUOTE=HappyGardener;7264692]Yeah you're right. I'm such a newbie I didn't get it. Maybe after another 40 years of going to AMPs I'll figure both out.[/QUOTE]One the funnier posts! (P.S. I am still utterly confused 😳.
[QUOTE=HappyGardener;7264692]Yeah you're right. I'm such a newbie I didn't get it. Maybe after another 40 years of going to AMPs I'll figure both out.[/QUOTE]Hopefully you do if not we are here to help you. If not we can direct you to the terminology that is used on this site. Good luck, enjoy your weekend and let's keep helping each other.
[QUOTE=ShakeNBake69;7264867]Hopefully you do if not we are here to help you. If not we can direct you to the terminology that is used on this site. Good luck, enjoy your weekend and let's keep helping each other.[/QUOTE]Sigh. I always forget humor and sarcasm are lost on the internet. Perhaps I should have put "/ s" after my post. I considered it but didn't.
I had my first AMP experience in the mid 1980's. I've been on this board since the early to mid 2000's. So for 40 years I have gone to AMPs. I lived with an AMP worker. I rarely am going now but I still read the board.
I understand the terminology. I've read the abbreviations. If anyone knows me or my posting history, they know my feelings about them. They know I have campaigned against their use as we aren't hiding anything from anyone. I find them ridiculous and often cause more confusion than anything else. I refuse to use them.
Let's move on.
[QUOTE=HappyGardener;7265539]Sigh. I always forget humor and sarcasm are lost on the internet. Perhaps I should have put "/ s" after my post. I considered it but didn't.
I had my first AMP experience in the mid 1980's. I've been on this board since the early to mid 2000's. So for 40 years I have gone to AMPs. I lived with an AMP worker. I rarely am going now but I still read the board.
I understand the terminology. I've read the abbreviations. If anyone knows me or my posting history, they know my feelings about them. They know I have campaigned against their use as we aren't hiding anything from anyone. I find them ridiculous and often cause more confusion than anything else. I refuse to use them.
Let's move on.[/QUOTE]Your Resume wasn't needed but OK!! And the post was meant to help other members but obviously you felt some type of way. And if you knew what the member meant why even post. All I was trying to do was let everyone else know, and somebody else responded with the same info I gave. I thought we were past this. Anyways let's move on gents. I posted a review in the Ev section in case someone wants useful info and I'll post another one soon about a place up north. If interested hit me up as I am here to contribute whatever I can.
I went to Ev Spa yesterday and the girl I wanted to see already left. New girls. Lily and Coco.
Got me some hot Coco. Cute, mid to late 30's. Around 5'4. Very fit and tight with natural B's. Massage was above average if you like it hard. Her English is good but limited.
Upgrades are available. Standard rates may apply. Very fun and exciting ride. Will have to do another test drive.
Zoom zoom.
[QUOTE=Pvtlvr;7270172]I went to Ev Spa yesterday and the girl I wanted to see already left. New girls. Lily and Coco.
Got me some hot Coco. Cute, mid to late 30's. Around 5'4. Very fit and tight with natural B's. Massage was above average if you like it hard. Her English is good but limited.
Upgrades are available. Standard rates may apply. Very fun and exciting ride. Will have to do another test drive.
Zoom zoom.[/QUOTE]I saw her earlier this week and had a similar visit as this. Unfortunately for me her monthly visitor was there so couldn't partake in l3 but based on this report looks like it's gone so will have to head back soon.
Called and asked for coco. They said OK. Showed up and two old ugly women were there and said coco doesn't work there anymore. Now it is Linda who is 5 feet tall and probably 60-65 and Lili who is fat and probably 46-50. Avoid this place gents, they are scammers with old ugly grannies working.
Hey all! Just stopped heavenly massage in Morton grove the other day and saw a pretty attractive blond MILF the other day. It wasn't Vera or Jessica, anyone know her name by chance? Thanks.
[QUOTE=Lover312;7271962]Called and asked for coco. They said OK. Showed up and two old ugly women were there and said coco doesn't work there anymore. Now it is Linda who is 5 feet tall and probably 60-65 and Lili who is fat and probably 46-50. Avoid this place gents, they are scammers with old ugly grannies working.[/QUOTE]I recently had similar experience at relax. Made appt with the one that had recent good reviews and was given some old cow so I left. There have been some good ones here in the past so will reconsider a visit in future but right now seems unlikely for a while.
Heading to Menards on Oakton early Sunday morning and was just checking out the location of all the places talked about on this thread. I saw YaYa Spa on the second floor of a building. Searched back thru reports but I don't see any mention of it. I see an MT named YaYa. But assumed that's different I'm also assuming that like most of the Skokie places it's a gramma that at best offers a clothed HJ. Thought I'd inquire anyway.
[QUOTE=HappyGardener;7272555] I saw YaYa Spa on the second floor of a building. Searched back thru reports but I don't see any mention of it. I see an MT named YaYa. But assumed that's different I'm also assuming that like most of the Skokie places it's a gramma that at best offers a clothed HJ. Thought I'd inquire anyway.[/QUOTE]Yaya has been reported here and is legit. Very good, therapeutic massage and nothing more. Time and money won't change that but worth a visit if you want a legit massage.
[QUOTE=ChiTownsFin;7272171]Hey all! Just stopped heavenly massage in Morton grove the other day and saw a pretty attractive blond MILF the other day. It wasn't Vera or Jessica, anyone know her name by chance? Thanks.[/QUOTE]Heavenly is widely reported to be legit. Yeah, you might get lucky if one of the therapists has other ideas, but I can remember a lady getting fired for that. It's a small chain and the owner doesn't want to risk his business on chick chasing tips. You can find former employees like Nara elsewhere. Not that I'm recommending Nara in particular. She's fine, but I know she's not everyone's cup of tea.
[QUOTE=NonProlover;7272549]I recently had similar experience at relax. Made appt with the one that had recent good reviews and was given some old cow so I left. There have been some good ones here in the past so will reconsider a visit in future but right now seems unlikely for a while.[/QUOTE]They got a nice line up now. Lilli is short. Heavier set. Pretty face and very nice. Massage was excellent. L2-was out of this world. 1. 2 for that.
Linda I saw on the way out. Very pretty.
[QUOTE=HappyGardener;7272555]Heading to Menards on Oakton early Sunday morning and was just checking out the location of all the places talked about on this thread. I saw YaYa Spa on the second floor of a building. Searched back thru reports but I don't see any mention of it. I see an MT named YaYa. But assumed that's different I'm also assuming that like most of the Skokie places it's a gramma that at best offers a clothed HJ. Thought I'd inquire anyway.[/QUOTE]I went to Yaya a couple of years ago. Mediocre massage only. Yaya has Never been reported to do anything. On Rubmaps (I am not currently a subscriber) it was she reported she called a nearby security guard when a customer ask for extras. Se Safe Boys.
I was in the area and decided to give it a try having read some good reviews plus the new adds look good txt'd set a time friendly communication got there a real Latina spinner opens the door, no English no TS no welcome peck or friendly touch she never looked at me and was busy on 2 phones which did not bode well, maybe we did not connect but a one handed rub whilst she txt'd almost the whole time weak rub no pressure no tease at all when told to turn over the old boy was still flaccid, asked if I wanted a happy ending at this stage it appeared obvious that it would be a rapid tug of the old boy and she wanted eighty so I said no thanks tipped twenty and left.
Hopefully my next reports wii be more positive.
Happy Mongering.
After a fiasco at Wellness on Dempster Saturday night (MT wanted. 8 for L1), I decided to head over to Sysong at 7 xxx Lincoln. Figured I'd TOFTT since it'd been five years since it was last reviewed.
Called ahead and said I was on my way, the MT said to come on over. I arrived and was greeted by "Jennifer", a lady in her mid to late 50's. She's tall and slender and had on nice-looking spandex. I thought this might be a good possibility for L1; I didn't hear or see the dreaded PPS here others had discussed, could be it's under new management?
Jennifer said a medium massage for one hour cost. 65. I admitted to her I wanted soft, but did a quick rubdown on my shoulders, first soft and then medium and told me I was tight and medium would be better for me. I agreed and paid the fee.
Jennifer's massage was exactly as she said. Good work on my shoulders, which turns out I needed good massage on them as they felt loose afterwards, which was appreciated. Jennifer's English is broken, but she said she was a massage teacher, and I could tell she knew what she was doing. (Earlier at Wellness, the MT did a lot of pointless pressing and rubbing; it wasn't a good massage at all).
Jennifer was doing a great job, I asked for another half-hour, and she agreed. I managed to rub her calves and legs briefly, but she didn't let me do so for long. She wasn't complaining, but that's when I first sensed that I may not get a L1 that night.
Later, I asked if four-hand was available, and Jennifer said yes. She got the other lady to come in. The second lady said she was waiting on another customer to show up (it was around closing time, which is 9:30) but told me she'd help Jennifer for a few minutes. Eventually, the customer arrived, and this other lady (unfortunately didn't get her name) left to massage him.
After 90 minutes, Jennifer said she was finished. I'd been naked all the time and she hadn't put a towel on me when I was laying on my stomach, but when I flipped, she put one over my stick and jewels. In earlier reviews, I noticed guys would SS while touching the MT and they would not complain. I didn't consider that as I was hoping Jennifer would take care of me. Alas, it didn't happen and I got dressed.
I paid for the additional 30 minutes of massage and gave Jennifer. 6 in tips (. 4 for her, . 2 for the other girl). She seemed okay with it, but I told her I could give her more if she would give me a soft massage (I was still trying to coax her into giving me a HJ), but she said she couldn't since it was already past closing time. I was disappointed, but understood. I told her I'd take good care of her next time, and she seemed to like that idea. So we shall see as I likely will return this week.
[QUOTE=OPIllini;7316306]After a fiasco at Wellness on Dempster Saturday night (MT wanted. 8 for L1), I decided to head over to Sysong at 7 xxx Lincoln. Figured I'd TOFTT since it'd been five years since it was last reviewed.
Called ahead and said I was on my way, the MT said to come on over. I arrived and was greeted by "Jennifer", a lady in her mid to late 50's. She's tall and slender and had on nice-looking spandex. I thought this might be a good possibility for L1; I didn't hear or see the dreaded PPS here others had discussed, could be it's under new management?
Jennifer said a medium massage for one hour cost. 65. I admitted to her I wanted soft, but did a quick rubdown on my shoulders, first soft and then medium and told me I was tight and medium would be better for me. I agreed and paid the fee.
Jennifer's massage was exactly as she said. Good work on my shoulders, which turns out I needed good massage on them as they felt loose afterwards, which was appreciated. Jennifer's English is broken, but she said she was a massage teacher, and I could tell she knew what she was doing. (Earlier at Wellness, the MT did a lot of pointless pressing and rubbing; it wasn't a good massage at all).
Jennifer was doing a great job, I asked for another half-hour, and she agreed. I managed to rub her calves and legs briefly, but she didn't let me do so for long. She wasn't complaining, but that's when I first sensed that I may not get a L1 that night.
Later, I asked if four-hand was available, and Jennifer said yes. She got the other lady to come in. The second lady said she was waiting on another customer to show up (it was around closing time, which is 9:30) but told me she'd help Jennifer for a few minutes. Eventually, the customer arrived, and this other lady (unfortunately didn't get her name) left to massage him.
After 90 minutes, Jennifer said she was finished. I'd been naked all the time and she hadn't put a towel on me when I was laying on my stomach, but when I flipped, she put one over my stick and jewels. In earlier reviews, I noticed guys would SS while touching the MT and they would not complain. I didn't consider that as I was hoping Jennifer would take care of me. Alas, it didn't happen and I got dressed.
I paid for the additional 30 minutes of massage and gave Jennifer. 6 in tips (. 4 for her, . 2 for the other girl). She seemed okay with it, but I told her I could give her more if she would give me a soft massage (I was still trying to coax her into giving me a HJ), but she said she couldn't since it was already past closing time. I was disappointed, but understood. I told her I'd take good care of her next time, and she seemed to like that idea. So we shall see as I likely will return this week.[/QUOTE]It has always been a no-go zone; I wouldn't waste my time and money.
Heading to Skokie for work tomorrow. Looking for a massage and L1. Wouldn't be against L2 but not required.
[QUOTE=ThirdTimes;7323333]Heading to Skokie for work tomorrow. Looking for a massage and L1. Wouldn't be against L2 but not required.[/QUOTE]Not sure which place you mean. Maria's? Mongolian?
[QUOTE=ZzTopSterZz;7323658]Not sure which place you mean. Maria's? Mongolian?[/QUOTE][URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/chicago/massage/asian/312-536-5000new-girlcharming-s/145677242955[/URL]
This one. Stopped by. One lady working. Older, but decent massage. All the signs say professional, but she said that I looked good and liked that I shave my chest. No problems getting a handy. Top came off without much issue.
[QUOTE=ThirdTimes;7325350][URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/chicago/massage/asian/312-536-5000new-girlcharming-s/145677242955[/URL]
This one. Stopped by. One lady working. Older, but decent massage. All the signs say professional, but she said that I looked good and liked that I shave my chest. No problems getting a handy. Top came off without much issue.[/QUOTE]I think this lady has been around forever, popping up at different places under various names. She provides decent service, but it's very limited—unattractive and old.
[QUOTE=ThirdTimes;7325350][URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/chicago/massage/asian/312-536-5000new-girlcharming-s/145677242955[/URL]
This one. Stopped by. One lady working. Older, but decent massage. All the signs say professional, but she said that I looked good and liked that I shave my chest. No problems getting a handy. Top came off without much issue.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Walker333;7325764]I think this lady has been around forever, popping up at different places under various names. She provides decent service, but it's very limitedunattractive and old.[/QUOTE]The actual name of the spa is W Foot Spa, on Oakton. I'm pretty sure I previously reported. Anyways, it's a sister location to W Spa aka Sky Spa on Dempster, same owner. Some girls will bounce between locations, based on staffing needs. First time I scoped it out, it was the older woman. For my actual visit, it was a younger, fit provider. Not necessarily a 1 woman shop though the older woman might be the regular provider there. I forget my providers name but I think it was Cici or something like that. Cute, fit, though baby damage. Last time I popped into the Dempster location she was there.
[QUOTE=Walker333;7316929]It has always been a no-go zone; I wouldn't waste my time and money.[/QUOTE]You were right. I had a four-hand with Jennifer and Amanda for 60 minutes, then Jennifer for a 30-minute soft massage. Though Jennifer allowed me to roam her thighs and butt, her touches were not erotic or stimulating, and again I got shut out regarding extras. If you're looking for a really good legit massage, Sysong is your place, but that's all you'll get from them.
Anyone tried the Latinas that advertise on Craigslist in the area? From the map it looks like they're located somewhere around the junction of 90 and 94. Ads are fairly generic. They show up on a couple of other sites but nothing with reviews.
[QUOTE=Nightgaunt;7340097]Anyone tried the Latinas that advertise on Craigslist in the area? From the map it looks like they're located somewhere around the junction of 90 and 94. Ads are fairly generic. They show up on a couple of other sites but nothing with reviews.[/QUOTE]I've seen the ads too, Lore and Eva, I believe. You might get a response in the Chicago thread, especially the Craigslist Advertiser Reviews sub-thread. Based on the map, the general area appears to be Jefferson Park, which is still the city. I'd be curious to know as well.
[QUOTE=Nightgaunt;7340097]Anyone tried the Latinas that advertise on Craigslist in the area? From the map it looks like they're located somewhere around the junction of 90 and 94. Ads are fairly generic. They show up on a couple of other sites but nothing with reviews.[/QUOTE]Not sure of ones you mentioned but had someone tell me about spot in Lincoln square in chicago that uses craigslist but seems you might have to go more than once to get HJ but who knows you could get lucky on 1st visit no pictures but here link.
[URL]https://www.lerosebodyandskin.com/[/URL]
I've been to Ev on Church numerous times and it's generally pretty good. I've heard that Relax on Howard has gone downhill, but what about Relax on Elston? Ads and reviews are very upfront about services, but how does the quality compare to Ev on Church? Both are about the same distance from Skokie.
[QUOTE=SpaGuy21;7325847]The actual name of the spa is W Foot Spa, on Oakton. I'm pretty sure I previously reported. Anyways, it's a sister location to W Spa aka Sky Spa on Dempster, same owner. Some girls will bounce between locations, based on staffing needs. First time I scoped it out, it was the older woman. For my actual visit, it was a younger, fit provider. Not necessarily a 1 woman shop though the older woman might be the regular provider there. I forget my providers name but I think it was Cici or something like that. Cute, fit, though baby damage. Last time I popped into the Dempster location she was there.[/QUOTE]I was here a couple of months ago, and also had "Cici ". Decent massage and L1 finish. One of the few AMPs in Skokie that L1 is possible: I have also gotten L1 at Wellness and W Spa on Dempsey. Everyone is cautious of course these days, but if a girl at one of the Skokie spots senses a good vibe, chances are you'll leave happy. More likely,though, you may have to make multiple trips to get L1 - if that place even offers that is (several are purely legit as I have seen).
[QUOTE=Nightgaunt;7343452]I've been to Ev on Church numerous times and it's generally pretty good. I've heard that Relax on Howard has gone downhill, but what about Relax on Elston? Ads and reviews are very upfront about services, but how does the quality compare to Ev on Church? Both are about the same distance from Skokie.[/QUOTE]Following. Relax on Howard was long time ago to, but I too have heard that rumor. Any Intel is appreciated.
Saw Amy. I would guess she is in her late 30's or early 40's. Short. Reasonably attractive face. Nice figure. Not a spinner. I wasn't aware of their rates. She asked me how much I would pay. I asked her how much she would charge for full service, but she wouldn't give me a number. So I offered 200 for an hour, and she happily accepted that. Did I overpay? Kissing. DATY. BBBJ. CFS. Massage. I got the full hour. She was into it, which always makes it a better experience. She will be there until the end of August.
There was another taller, cuter girl there as well. Also late 30's or early 40's. I didn't get a look at her figure, because she was wearing a robe.
[QUOTE=NeedItBad;7367492]Saw Amy. I would guess she is in her late 30's or early 40's. Short. Reasonably attractive face. Nice figure. Not a spinner. I wasn't aware of their rates. She asked me how much I would pay. I asked her how much she would charge for full service, but she wouldn't give me a number. So I offered 200 for an hour, and she happily accepted that. Did I overpay? Kissing. DATY. BBBJ. CFS. Massage. I got the full hour. She was into it, which always makes it a better experience. She will be there until the end of August.
There was another taller, cuter girl there as well. Also late 30's or early 40's. I didn't get a look at her figure, because she was wearing a robe.[/QUOTE]I'm guessin the 2 included the HF if it did that's about range I've seen for hour usually 1. 2-1. 4 handful of times I been there without HF.
[QUOTE=NeedItBad;7367492]Saw Amy. I would guess she is in her late 30's or early 40's. Short. Reasonably attractive face. Nice figure. Not a spinner. I wasn't aware of their rates. She asked me how much I would pay. I asked her how much she would charge for full service, but she wouldn't give me a number. So I offered 200 for an hour, and she happily accepted that. Did I overpay?[/QUOTE]Did you pay an entry fee on top of the $200? Or did you go in to the room and then offer only the $200.
Amy did not ask me for an entry / house fee when I arrived. I just paid $200 for the hour once I got into the room.
[QUOTE=HappyGardener;7368258]Did you pay an entry fee on top of the $200? Or did you go in to the room and then offer only the $200.[/QUOTE]
I went today around 1:30. First time I've been there on a weekday during the day. That dentist office has never been open when I've been there. That walk in to the shared space is a bit weird. Anyway. Rang the bell and was walked to a room by a short, thickish, dark haired Chinese woman. Almost had Korean facial features. Not exactly pretty until she smiled then she looked much cuter. Mid 30's, natural B's, solid legs snd ass. Like work out legs. Not much flab on them. I gave her $200 and told her an hour. Made the counting easy with 2 $100 bills. She left with that snd came back. Massage was a 5/10. Dropped the dress and gave me a cat bath on my back and rubbed the girls all over me from head to toe. That was fun and erotic. Lots of kissing my neck and ears and warm breaths on me.
On the flip, she added some lube and did a nice Russian for awhile. Then dropped down for a BBBJ and ball licking that had me ready to explode in her mouth. I had done the Cialis / Viagra cocktail and I was as hard as high school sophomore watching cheerleader practice. I asked her to stop and flip so I could DATY. She came quick and then again and then I got the palm on the forehead stop signal. It's amazing how much friendlier they are after they've cum a couple of times. I gave her a chance to catch her breath and then I let her suck me some more. She put a bag on, climbed on for Asian cow girl and lasted about 2 minutes with the squeezing and grinding. She pulled the bag off snd started laughing. It was a 5 or 6 day load in there. I think she was glad I didn't fill her up.
Anyway. Out the door I went. She's there until Sept 15. Her name is Linda.
[QUOTE=HappyGardener;7376741]I went today around 1:30. First time I've been there on a weekday during the day. That dentist office has never been open when I've been there. That walk in to the shared space is a bit weird. Anyway. Rang the bell and was walked to a room by a short, thickish, dark haired Chinese woman. Almost had Korean facial features. Not exactly pretty until she smiled then she looked much cuter. Mid 30's, natural B's, solid legs snd ass. Like work out legs. Not much flab on them. I gave her $200 and told her an hour. Made the counting easy with 2 $100 bills. She left with that snd came back. Massage was a 5/10. Dropped the dress and gave me a cat bath on my back and rubbed the girls all over me from head to toe. That was fun and erotic. Lots of kissing my neck and ears and warm breaths on me.
On the flip, she added some lube and did a nice Russian for awhile. Then dropped down for a BBBJ and ball licking that had me ready to explode in her mouth. I had done the Cialis / Viagra cocktail and I was as hard as high school sophomore watching cheerleader practice. I asked her to stop and flip so I could DATY. She came quick and then again and then I got the palm on the forehead stop signal. It's amazing how much friendlier they are after they've cum a couple of times. I gave her a chance to catch her breath and then I let her suck me some more. She put a bag on, climbed on for Asian cow girl and lasted about 2 minutes with the squeezing and grinding. She pulled the bag off snd started laughing. It was a 5 or 6 day load in there. I think she was glad I didn't fill her up.
Anyway. Out the door I went. She's there until Sept 15. Her name is Linda.[/QUOTE]You can never go wrong with EV. Once they consider you a regular, they’ll keep you updated on all the new players.
[QUOTE=Walker333;7377886]You can never go wrong with EV. Once they consider you a regular, theyll keep you updated on all the new players.[/QUOTE]Any chance you know what time they open may try and stop by before I head to work.
[QUOTE=Goofy89;7378945]Any chance you know what time they open may try and stop by before I head to work.[/QUOTE]Maybe 9 am, you can always call or text. Or text the day before and ask if you can in a little earlier.