Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=TiderInsider1;2265281]Anybody been to the new AMP that just opened in Pelham yet?[/QUOTE]Any hints on name or location? I drove down Hwy. 31 to Alabastard and didn't see anything.

After that I decided to give the 1 T place a try. Took me a minute to find it. Was pleased that it is kind of secluded. Went in and was greeted by the Mamasan. She put me in a room and in a couple of minutes Sally came it. Sally is tall and slender with small natural breasts and has a small butterfly tattoo on her left arm. She was very pleasant and friendly. I was a little put off that the house fee is $80, that just meant that when it came time for extras there just wouldn't be as much. The TS was very nice, then spent a few minutes in the sauna, and then had a nice back rub. When it came time for the extras, she wanted 1. 4, but I told her that 1. 2 was all I had and that the house was $20 more than what I had planned for and showed her there was nothing else in the wallet. She said 1. 2 was fine at that point (nothing is a better bargaining chip than an empty wallet, I only take in what I'm willing to spend. I leave everything else hidden in the car).

[QUOTE=Hbergeron;2266125]Any hints on name or location? I drove down Hwy. 31 to Alabastard and didn't see anything.

After that I decided to give the 1 T place a try. Took me a minute to find it. Was pleased that it is kind of secluded. Went in and was greeted by the Mamasan. She put me in a room and in a couple of minutes Sally came it. Sally is tall and slender with small natural breasts and has a small butterfly tattoo on her left arm. She was very pleasant and friendly. I was a little put off that the house fee is $80, that just meant that when it came time for extras there just wouldn't be as much. The TS was very nice, then spent a few minutes in the sauna, and then had a nice back rub. When it came time for the extras, she wanted 1. 4, but I told her that 1. 2 was all I had and that the house was $20 more than what I had planned for and showed her there was nothing else in the wallet. She said 1. 2 was fine at that point (nothing is a better bargaining chip than an empty wallet, I only take in what I'm willing to spend. I leave everything else hidden in the car).[/QUOTE]Add says it's on Valleydale mapquest puts it right at intersection of Valleydale and 31.

[QUOTE=Hbergeron;2266125]Any hints on name or location? I drove down Hwy. 31 to Alabastard and didn't see anything.

After that I decided to give the 1 T place a try. Took me a minute to find it. Was pleased that it is kind of secluded. Went in and was greeted by the Mamasan. She put me in a room and in a couple of minutes Sally came it. Sally is tall and slender with small natural breasts and has a small butterfly tattoo on her left arm. She was very pleasant and friendly. I was a little put off that the house fee is $80, that just meant that when it came time for extras there just wouldn't be as much. The TS was very nice, then spent a few minutes in the sauna, and then had a nice back rub. When it came time for the extras, she wanted 1. 4, but I told her that 1. 2 was all I had and that the house was $20 more than what I had planned for and showed her there was nothing else in the wallet. She said 1. 2 was fine at that point (nothing is a better bargaining chip than an empty wallet, I only take in what I'm willing to spend. I leave everything else hidden in the car).[/QUOTE]From the Google map (BP ad "I Knead" it looks like it's next to Rite-Aid in that strip center.

[QUOTE=Boliver123;2265591]Susie was fun. At Fuji, she would always make sure I got the young little ones. Even had her a couple of times, especially if the others were busy, even got a handjob in the hallway. At SS I changed my fantasies to dress-up and she would come in and play with me and the model. Damn, she could also talk dirty. Would love to reach out to her again, just to say Hi.

Boliver.[/QUOTE]That brings back memories. I had Susie once or twice back at Fuji. I can't remember the name but Fuji was also named something else at one time back in the '90's.

[QUOTE=Bully;2266219]From the Google map (BP ad "I Knead" it looks like it's next to Rite-Aid in that strip center.[/QUOTE]Oh joy. Right across from the Hoover Public Safety complex. I imagine it won't last very long in that location. That's sort of the boarder line between Hoover and Pelham's Police jurisdiction. Pelham and Hoover cops are through there all day long. And so is the Shelby County Sheriff's deputies.

[QUOTE=Hbergeron;2266743]Oh joy. Right across from the Hoover Public Safety complex. I imagine it won't last very long in that location. That's sort of the boarder line between Hoover and Pelham's Police jurisdiction. Pelham and Hoover cops are through there all day long. And so is the Shelby County Sheriff's deputies.[/QUOTE]Yeah, not a very good location, or a sure sign that nothing will be going on.

[QUOTE=Bully;2266752]Yeah, not a very good location, or a sure sign that nothing will be going on.[/QUOTE]Well Alabaster was right down from police station and there used to be joy there if this is where I think it is I have never actually seen a Pelham patrol car there and that would be in Pelham's city limits.

It will be like all of the other places where you will be teased and then offered for you to please yourself. What a joy!

[QUOTE=SpiderMan;2267623]It will be like all of the other places where you will be teased and then offered for you to please yourself. What a joy![/QUOTE]I was right. Nothing to be had there but the usual tease. Massage was mediocre. Everyone needs to quit patronizing these joints, and maybe they'll fold.

[QUOTE=Bully;2272395]I was right. Nothing to be had there but the usual tease. Massage was mediocre. Everyone needs to quit patronizing these joints, and maybe they'll fold.[/QUOTE]You didn't try hard enough. It can be gotten.

[QUOTE=Bully;2272395]I was right. Nothing to be had there but the usual tease. Massage was mediocre. Everyone needs to quit patronizing these joints, and maybe they'll fold.[/QUOTE]Same here. Average looking middle aged.

Massage was mediocre at best and nothing more.

[QUOTE=TideLover;2272880]You didn't try hard enough. It can be gotten.[/QUOTE]Not mortgaging the house for it, given the appearance, and mediocre massage.

Any info on this girl? It seems like I read something but can not find it to save my life. Thanks.

[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/ultimate-body-rub-with-sensual-magic-prostate-touch/8883651[/URL]

[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/come-see-nikki-today/9611066[/URL]

Nikki is in town. I have seen her within the month. She has added some weight but I loved her location and she is professional. A bit bigger than my personal preference but I would repeat.

Sun Spa was a later name for Fuji.. BTW, changing the subject: One night at a spa (can't remember which one), as I was being led back to the room by
my girl, I passed an open room and saw a guy with another one of the girls packing a suitcase. It looked like they were mostly packing
lingerie. The guy was Caucasian. Also, I've seen a white pickup at Fuji / Sun Spa on several occasions with Texas plates, once being driven by "Glasses Girl". Susie is now in Houston, so I was wondering if their parent company or whatever is based there. Just a nit to pick.

Anyone know why Panda was closed up tight Friday?

No sign, door locked and curtains drawn over the front door.

[QUOTE=Jaymack;2285278]Sun Spa was a later name for Fuji.. BTW, changing the subject: One night at a spa (can't remember which one), as I was being led back to the room by
my girl, I passed an open room and saw a guy with another one of the girls packing a suitcase. It looked like they were mostly packing
lingerie. The guy was Caucasian. Also, I've seen a white pickup at Fuji / Sun Spa on several occasions with Texas plates, once being driven by "Glasses Girl". Susie is now in Houston, so I was wondering if their parent company or whatever is based there. Just a nit to pick.[/QUOTE]I think most of the girls that Fuji / Sun had come out of Texas. Dallas to be more precise. And at Yoshiko seemed like most of the girls were from Cali or NYC. I talked to a couple of girls as Yoshiko once and asked them what sort of things they like to do when they weren't working. Answers could get interesting. One girl liked to design and make jewelry, some were going to school. Or at least that's the sort of things they told me.

I had the mamasan at Fuji / Super Sauna offer to find me a wife once. I raised an eyebrow and asked if she meant a girl that worked for the spa and she said "Oh no, I find you good girl. " LOL!. Some times I think maybe I should have taken her up on that offer. I also jokingly brought up that subject with a mamasan at a spa in Macon Ga while I was living there and she said "Oh no, no, no. You don't want spa girl. They no good. " I couldn't help but bust out laughing.

Closed again today as of 11:30. Something happened.

[QUOTE=TwoWheelSx4;2291997]Closed again today as of 11:30. Something happened.[/QUOTE]Probably not enough customers.

[QUOTE=TwoWheelSx4;2291997]Closed again today as of 11:30. Something happened.[/QUOTE]Alabaster still open? It's owned by the same people.

Big turnoff asking for tips.

[QUOTE=TideLover;2292029]Probably not enough customers.[/QUOTE]

Anybody heard anything?

[QUOTE=Harley223;2301666]Anybody heard anything?[/QUOTE]Been by twice but not recently. Both times closed. They are not advertising so I think they're all done.

Went by there today, it is closed up.

[QUOTE=TwoWheelSx4;2302315]Been by twice but not recently. Both times closed. They are not advertising so I think they're all done.[/QUOTE]I'm not surprised that Panda and the Alabaster location are closed. Like many of you I gave them a try, but never went back. What is the point of getting teased then hit up hard for tips?? And the women I saw weren't that attractive and didn't seem to be interested in making the customer happy. I just wonder how long the "foot" place in Hoover and the branch on 280 will stay open.

Was over in Hoover and decided to make a late night run to Foot. Needed a massage and figured what the hell. Big mistake. Girl as usual knew about 4 words. Hard, soft, etc. Wanted it deep in a few areas and was not getting it. After telling her a few times and she not understanding, I finally gave up and just went along. I could tell nothing was even about to take place. All the covering in all the right places. Anyway when I got up to pay, she points at the menu of services and points to the hour selection with a perplexed look on her face. So I give her 60 and drink my cup of water. Meanwhile she's looking at my bills as if she can't tell a 20 from a pineapple. And then she goes "teep. " I said excuse me. She says " I get teep. " I said not from me you don't. I told her that the massage was not that good and if you wanted a tip, you need to do something extra. She looked at me with the look of " I have no idea what you just said. " And on that note I took my dum-dum sucker and left. Needless to say, I wasn't looking for extras, but don't ask me for a fucking tip.

If the service is not that good, and they ask me for a tip, I usually say "Don't pet any strange dogs" and leave.

Seen this ad several times and tried to call once but got no reply. Has anyone got any feedback? Please answer here or PM would be very appreciated.

[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/oo-educated-in-the-art-of-massage-o-o-gifted-in-the-art-of-touch-oo/6072615[/URL]

Also interested in the provider who advertises "Heavenly Massages".

Thanks.

Tug.

[QUOTE=RubnTugn;2305978]Seen this ad several times and tried to call once but got no reply. Has anyone got any feedback? Please answer here or PM would be very appreciated.

[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/oo-educated-in-the-art-of-massage-o-o-gifted-in-the-art-of-touch-oo/6072615[/URL]

Also interested in the provider who advertises "Heavenly Massages".

Thanks.

Tug.[/QUOTE]I tried a few times but never got anyone on the phone or not even a call back. If you do, let me know how it went.

Either she travels with a friend / s or she post multiple ads. There are multiple ads that appear when she post.

[QUOTE=RubnTugn;2302331]Went by there today, it is closed up.[/QUOTE]Massage board had hard on for these AMPs and hit everyone in Birmingham. They shut panda and Alabaster down because on non licensed massage therapist.

[QUOTE=RubnTugn;2305978]Seen this ad several times and tried to call once but got no reply. Has anyone got any feedback? Please answer here or PM would be very appreciated.

[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/oo-educated-in-the-art-of-massage-o-o-gifted-in-the-art-of-touch-oo/6072615[/URL]

Also interested in the provider who advertises "Heavenly Massages".

Thanks.

Tug.[/QUOTE]Never heard of anyone that actually saw her.

Had a great experience with Nikki last week, does very good massage and style. She is a repeat. PM for details.

[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/come-see-nikki-today/9611066[/URL]

Tug.

Awhile back there was a post regarding a UTR provider in Pelham / Alabaster area. Any word on if she is still operating? I would like to find something closer to home and my office for those times I have a short amount of time to play. PM me with any info. Thanks in Advance.

[QUOTE=TideFanj2;2310059]Awhile back there was a post regarding a UTR provider in Pelham / Alabaster area. Any word on if she is still operating? I would like to find something closer to home and my office for those times I have a short amount of time to play. PM me with any info. Thanks in Advance.[/QUOTE]Yes I had a couple sessions with her. Little on the heavy side but did a great job. Always left happy. She moved to Moody though. If anyone knows anyone else in the Pelham, Helena or AlAlabaster area. Pm me.

Last I heard she was at the extended stay off 119, didn't know she moved to Moody.

I, too, would like to be PM'd of anyone in these areas.

Have a few in Hoover working out of home / Apt.

Tug.

[QUOTE=AlfredeNewman4;2310281]Yes I had a couple sessions with her. Little on the heavy side but did a great job. Always left happy. She moved to Moody though. If anyone knows anyone else in the Pelham, Helena or AlAlabaster area. Pm me.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RubnTugn;2310740]Last I heard she was at the extended stay off 119, didn't know she moved to Moody.

I, too, would like to be PM'd of anyone in these areas.

Have a few in Hoover working out of home / Apt.

Tug.[/QUOTE]In my OP I said Alabaster / Pelham. I guess I should have said south of town. My office is on the south end of town, but I travel throughout the area all day. Would be nice to have a "route" of regulars to call whenever I need to let of some steam.

[QUOTE=RubnTugn;2307515]Had a great experience with Nikki last week, does very good massage and style. She is a repeat. PM for details.

[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/come-see-nikki-today/9611066[/URL]

Tug.[/QUOTE]Where is Nikki Located. Has anyone been to H-Massage or Lotus Massage. Close to 280 and on 280. Just wondering if they offer any extra stuff.

Has anyone been to these massage places? I was just wondering if they offered any extra services?

Typically no. But stranger things have happened in the past.

QUOTE=JrSwag2;2311083]Has anyone been to these massage places? I was just wondering if they offered any extra services?

Tug, thought I shared with you a "new utr" on the west side.

QUOTE=AlfredeNewman4;2310281]Yes I had a couple sessions with her. Little on the heavy side but did a great job. Always left happy. She moved to Moody though. If anyone knows anyone else in the Pelham, Helena or AlAlabaster area. Pm me.