Massage Parlor Reports

Pick up the Washington Post and do your own research.

LE has stepped up their patrol.

[QUOTE=nite_runner]LJ -

I will be staying at Tyson's Corner next week for a few days, can you get me a street or a better address?

N_R[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Pilot Aviator]Had a pleasant visit today at K***.-- and Penny (new to me) was my therapist. Under 30, typically attractive and typically skilled at all the typical activities. Did not care to talk very much.- and was shorted at least by 10 minutes (unusal for my ATF).

MMS said I was almost the first customer of the afternoon.-- but the bell was ringing constantly the entire time I was there and it was so busy when I left, they almost "ran me into" two others as we were departing.

They were upset about that as discretion is appreciated by all.

It is Christmas time.-- be extra nice to your favorite providers

PA[/QUOTE]If they wanted discretion they wouldn't have advertised in the WP for the past few days :P

To all of you dreamers. When I've read report from Lovejugs I had to laugh, after the one from PA, I have to say a few words. I hope I'm not going to destroy it for you all. If you think, there are ladies in NoVa under 30, you are dreaming. None of them is below 40. Not even DC ladies are below 40. Few years ago I was going to DC on regular basis, I had my favorite girl I was seing few times a week. I was crazy about her. I thought she was late 20, Later I found her true age was 37. Some time ago I went to Universal. I will never go back. One lady (taller one) 57, the other 50. How I know? Look through the window at the entrance on the opposite wall. I couldn't read the exact date, only year. My mother is going to be 56 this year. That girl from Rainbow I was looking for, is 40. She looks low to mid 30. You know the one with see section scar. See that is the problem with asian ladies. Very dificult to guess age. Most of them look very good. That's why I love them. I had outcall last night, she said she was 24. I guessed 25, but I don't know. Will see her again, she was lovely. Okay perhaps it's good to dream sometimes.

Hope you all good, happy holidays.

[url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/ths/953592809.html[/url]

Any 411 on other services?

[QUOTE=Frommilehigh][url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/ths/953592809.html[/url]

Any 411 on other services?[/QUOTE]

Your first post should not be a question.
Read, explore, report.

But, I will say that Tracy Baker is a completely legitimate licensed massage therapist. There is no point asking about her on this forum.

WoW!

Is she Hot!

[QUOTE=Frommilehigh][url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/ths/953592809.html[/url]

Any 411 on other services?[/QUOTE]Totally legit. But she does give a nice massage.

If you really emjoy the lady why do you care about the age.

I have developed a computation for these a ladies:

Take the age given and add 15.

Young is hard too find in this area. Have you seen Craigslist? If she says 19 it means she has seen 19.

I NEED young (18+) latins and cannot find; anyone know an MS13 location?

[QUOTE=Hofi35]To all of you dreamers. When I've read report from Lovejugs I had to laugh, after the one from PA, I have to say a few words. I hope I'm not going to destroy it for you all. If you think, there are ladies in NoVa under 30, you are dreaming. None of them is below 40. Not even DC ladies are below 40. Few years ago I was going to DC on regular basis, I had my favorite girl I was seing few times a week. I was crazy about her. I thought she was late 20, Later I found her true age was 37. Some time ago I went to Universal. I will never go back. One lady (taller one) 57, the other 50. How I know? Look through the window at the entrance on the opposite wall. I couldn't read the exact date, only year. My mother is going to be 56 this year. That girl from Rainbow I was looking for, is 40. She looks low to mid 30. You know the one with see section scar. See that is the problem with asian ladies. Very dificult to guess age. Most of them look very good. That's why I love them. I had outcall last night, she said she was 24. I guessed 25, but I don't know. Will see her again, she was lovely. Okay perhaps it's good to dream sometimes.

Hope you all good, happy holidays.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Asian Needs]Pick up the Washington Post and do your own research.

LE has stepped up their patrol.[/QUOTE]

Sorry,

I am in Germany and don't read the WA Post very often...

[QUOTE=amplvr]$ for self-serviceHR? Say it ain't so! Even for COB. Keep arguing. Make them give in. And tell her you're tired too. She was playing for sympathy = bigger tip. I heard someplace (non-stop) we are in a recession. Lets make it trickle down to AMPs. Thanks[/QUOTE]

Sorry, yes, I gave in. I was also factoring in the lack of doorbell rings. In better times the bell would have rung a few times. Next time I'll be a little more vocal about her technique, which was the real problem. I'm not shy about saying what I want, but it kind of spoils everything to have to do it. That's why I try to find regulars and stick with them so I can just sit back and relax.

The true ages come out when there are busts that make the papers.

You never see anyone under the age of 35 arrested.

[QUOTE=Hofi35]To all of you dreamers. When I've read report from Lovejugs I had to laugh, after the one from PA, I have to say a few words. I hope I'm not going to destroy it for you all. If you think, there are ladies in NoVa under 30, you are dreaming. None of them is below 40. Not even DC ladies are below 40. Few years ago I was going to DC on regular basis, I had my favorite girl I was seing few times a week. I was crazy about her. I thought she was late 20, Later I found her true age was 37. Some time ago I went to Universal. I will never go back. One lady (taller one) 57, the other 50. How I know? Look through the window at the entrance on the opposite wall. I couldn't read the exact date, only year. My mother is going to be 56 this year. That girl from Rainbow I was looking for, is 40. She looks low to mid 30. You know the one with see section scar. See that is the problem with asian ladies. Very dificult to guess age. Most of them look very good. That's why I love them. I had outcall last night, she said she was 24. I guessed 25, but I don't know. Will see her again, she was lovely. Okay perhaps it's good to dream sometimes.

Hope you all good, happy holidays.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=nite_runner]Sorry,

I am in Germany and don't read the WA Post very often...[/QUOTE][Color=DarkRed]Greetings, Night Runner. Maybe a few of us can help if you give us some more details about where you'll be staying and whether you'll have wheels while you're here visiting. At the least, as a Senior Member you should have been afforded a little more respect. If you send me a PM, I'll try to provide some assistance. Regards,

R::R[/Color]

Well to my defense that is the age they look at least. Who gives a crap if they are really 38 or 40? It's hard to figure out by looking. Scorpio is pretty good at it. But does your little guy know she is 40? What are you going to complain about next? "Ah I didn't like the way her toenails were painted. " I personally don't care. Before this gets too out of hand let me borrow a saying: Arguing on the internet is like winnning the special olympics. Your still retarded. Happy Hobbying.

Lovejugs

I had one of the wierdest/wildest experiences about 20 minutes ago!!! So intense I actually went back to work to use the computer. My labtop is unfortunately fried. I went for some relaxation. Greeted by someone who "looked" around 35-40. Right away I could tell something was a little off by the way she was acting. I don't know if she was mental, on drugs, or both. Either way she was a freak. She kept singing and saying wierd phrases with wierd facial expressions. She couldn't stay still. Always moving and her eyes were as wide as a baby that is surprised. Almost like someone on LSD or Coke. The TS was ok, but very manic. Very rough in places you shouldn't be. I am a little of a good hurt kinda guy. But this was a bit much. The massage was almost sadistic. That is why I am thinking she may be off mentally from drugs or otherwise. It came very close to the point of telling her it's a little rough. And I have a pretty good pain threshold. I wondered if I did tell her would she have understanded anyway? Then came to the ending. She kinda strattled me(a certain number insert here). Now this is the part I am really befuddled by. I couldn't tell if it was a really...really...really good faux BBJCIM or the real deal. I honestly think it was 100% real! I have never experienced anything even close to this in Nova. But you can tell the texture of HJ compared to the texture of a sloppy BBJ. She was also lapping the beanbags. I was literally in heaven. I last about another couple minutes and let her know I was going to finish. Then she went nuts. Just like the movie...The Fast and the Furious. I began to CIM. Was so intense. She was gagging and choking and slupping. And I did see her put a towel to her face(and she didn't know I was looking). I was in shock after it was done. She cleaned me up and of all things she put what I think was aftershave(from the smell and sting) down there. It stung, but then she blew it cool. But I couldn't help but think only a kook would do something like that. I have alot of experience dating/living with ghetto strippers. She has ALOT of the same mannerisms. I am almost afraid to go back, hoping next time she won't pull a Laurana Bobbit. Senior PM for Location and name of provider. Have a safe holidays.

Lovejugs

This post has inspired me to become a Senior Member!

[QUOTE=Lovejugs]I had one of the wierdest/wildest experiences about 20 minutes ago!!! So intense I actually went back to work to use the computer. My labtop is unfortunately fried. I went for some relaxation. Greeted by someone who "looked" around 35-40. Right away I could tell something was a little off by the way she was acting. I don't know if she was mental, on drugs, or both. Either way she was a freak. She kept singing and saying wierd phrases with wierd facial expressions. She couldn't stay still. Always moving and her eyes were as wide as a baby that is surprised. Almost like someone on LSD or Coke. The TS was ok, but very manic. Very rough in places you shouldn't be. I am a little of a good hurt kinda guy. But this was a bit much. The massage was almost sadistic. That is why I am thinking she may be off mentally from drugs or otherwise. It came very close to the point of telling her it's a little rough. And I have a pretty good pain threshold. I wondered if I did tell her would she have understanded anyway? Then came to the ending. She kinda strattled me(a certain number insert here). Now this is the part I am really befuddled by. I couldn't tell if it was a really...really...really good faux BBJCIM or the real deal. I honestly think it was 100% real! I have never experienced anything even close to this in Nova. But you can tell the texture of HJ compared to the texture of a sloppy BBJ. She was also lapping the beanbags. I was literally in heaven. I last about another couple minutes and let her know I was going to finish. Then she went nuts. Just like the movie...The Fast and the Furious. I began to CIM. Was so intense. She was gagging and choking and slupping. And I did see her put a towel to her face(and she didn't know I was looking). I was in shock after it was done. She cleaned me up and of all things she put what I think was aftershave(from the smell and sting) down there. It stung, but then she blew it cool. But I couldn't help but think only a kook would do something like that. I have alot of experience dating/living with ghetto strippers. She has ALOT of the same mannerisms. I am almost afraid to go back, hoping next time she won't pull a Laurana Bobbit. Senior PM for Location and name of provider. Have a safe holidays.

Lovejugs[/QUOTE]

I went far west to visit Far East in Chantilly.
Overall it was a nice visit.

First the negatives:

Stuck in the sauna both before and after the TS even though she asked me if I liked the sauna and I clearly said "no". This may have been to buy time while they tried to figure out why the tub sink in the TS room was overflowing. I showered and changed 100% of my clothing after the visit but still smelled a little bit like cigarette smoke. I've started to pay more attention to this because one of my kids commented "you smell different every time you come home" :)

Now the positives:

An acceptable quality level on the massage.
A cute and friendly therapist with a medium build and nice C's but definitely older and this time it actually showed in the skin texture (probably from the smoking).

Members with a quality post count higher than mine may PM for more info.

Arguing on the internet is like winnning the special olympics. Your still retarded. Happy Hobbying.

Lovejugs[/QUOTE]

I love it!!! This is a perfect description of the arguments here!

As I drove past it on my regular trip home, I was pleased to see that Lily's has got the welcome sigh back on. I have enjoyed Lily's in the past through its various names but not sure I want to TOFTT just yet. They must be doing something stupid if they keep getting busted. Would love to hear if anyone has been back there since they reopened.

A nice out of the way provider is Z's in Centerville. Older, friendly provider that really goes out of her way to make sure you leave satisfied.

Remember that if you are caught in any of those places during a raid in Prince William county your name and address will be printed in the newspaper and you will be charged with "frequenting a bawdy place".

BE CAREFUL!!

JJ

[QUOTE=Silver Tongue]A nice out of the way provider is Z's in Centerville. Older, friendly provider that really goes out of her way to make sure you leave satisfied.[/QUOTE]

Went to P&S in Vienna again after new management. Old management had a provider by the name of Grace who gave an excellent massage but not much else. New girl May is young and very good looking with a great bod. Good massage no TS and standard Nova flip with lots of roaming.

I used to frequent Tyson Therapy off Tyco back in the day. Bonnie always took great care of me as the mamasan. My ATF's were Amy tall K-girl with nice enhancements. I would love to know where see ended up because she is not at the new place in Tysons Enliven Therapy. My other favorite from TT was an AA girl called Jasmine that went independent and has since disappeared. Anyone the the whereabouts I would appreciate a PM.

Jasmine was simply wonderful! I remember her well! I had some really nice times with her.

If anyone know where she is - PLEASE tell me!

JJ

[QUOTE=Entourage]Went to P&S in Vienna again after new management. Old management had a provider by the name of Grace who gave an excellent massage but not much else. New girl May is young and very good looking with a great bod. Good massage no TS and standard Nova flip with lots of roaming.

I used to frequent Tyson Therapy off Tyco back in the day. Bonnie always took great care of me as the mamasan. My ATF's were Amy tall K-girl with nice enhancements. I would love to know where see ended up because she is not at the new place in Tysons Enliven Therapy. My other favorite from TT was an AA girl called Jasmine that went independent and has since disappeared. Anyone the the whereabouts I would appreciate a PM.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Sleazebum]Remember that if you are caught in any of those places during a raid in Prince William county your name and address will be printed in the newspaper and you will be charged with "frequenting a bawdy place".

BE CAREFUL!!

JJ[/QUOTE]

I think that Zen is just barely inside the "safe zone".
Please correct me if I'm wrong.
I have heeded your warning and studied the maps before visiting :)

[url]http://www.fairfaxcountyeda.org/fairfax_county_map.pdf[/url]

[QUOTE=Sleazebum]Jasmine was simply wonderful! I remember her well! I had some really nice times with her.

If anyone know where she is - PLEASE tell me!

JJ[/QUOTE]Omg the mention of Jasmine has started the wood up. What great boobs. I'd love to know what happened to her as well, if anyone knows. Anyone do FS with her? Bonnie/Bunny was always fun too.

[QUOTE=Ycwinva]I think that Zen is just barely inside the "safe zone".
Please correct me if I'm wrong.
I have heeded your warning and studied the maps before visiting :)

[url]http://www.fairfaxcountyeda.org/fairfax_county_map.pdf[/url][/QUOTE]Zen is definitely in Fairfax County. The county line is a couple miles down the road if you're going west.

This place is legit and a good place to relax. Rumor has it that if you repeat it gets better.

[QUOTE=Showboatt]Anyone of you mongers know anything about the Korean Spa in Centerville.

I am going to visit my daughter in Centerville and plan to take the dive for this forum.

SB[/QUOTE]

Does anyone have info on this place in lorton. I found it in CL. I called and no answer at first then a guy called right back (sounds like my uncle) he gave me directions and then I got to the establishment. He said that my provider would call me right back. When "she" called it still sounded like a guy but with a female voice changer effect applied. I didn't feel comfortable so I rolled out. Has anyone been there before?

Also a good chance of running into our ladys.

[QUOTE=Mcluvin]This place is legit and a good place to relax. Rumor has it that if you repeat it gets better.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Mcluvin]This place is legit and a good place to relax. Rumor has it that if you repeat it gets better.[/QUOTE]I doubt it. Having been there a few times (not mongering) and speaking the language it is pretty clear that they are legit.

My ATF has been handing out "presents" for the past couple of weeks (sox wrapped in holiday paper).

I'll be taking a few small gifts on my next visit (one for each of the usual therapists).

Share the spirit of the holiday with more than the standard tip.

Don't be a scrooge -- and always be nice to the ladies.

PA

I too called International Spa and spoke to a guy who really made me feel uncomfortable. Sounded too "official" and was vague with any details. Gave me the creeps and I decided not to take a risk.

New in the area can any PM me a place to get a nice massage with extra care?

[QUOTE=Screw Face]New in the area can any PM me a place to get a nice massage with extra care?[/QUOTE]RTFF is always suggested before asking for help. There is much info here so do alittle homework.

PC out

[QUOTE=Smacks]I doubt it. Having been there a few times (not mongering) and speaking the language it is pretty clear that they are legit.[/QUOTE]I have also been to Spa World several times with my wife. A 100% legit place and a good place to relax.

Also read the Washington Post Sports Section.

Good luck!

JJ

[QUOTE=Screw Face]New in the area can any PM me a place to get a nice massage with extra care?[/QUOTE]

Been there so many times that I had to start new sock drawer in my dresser..

A N

[QUOTE=Pilot Aviator]My ATF has been handing out "presents" for the past couple of weeks (sox wrapped in holiday paper).

I'll be taking a few small gifts on my next visit (one for each of the usual therapists).

Share the spirit of the holiday with more than the standard tip.

Don't be a scrooge -- and always be nice to the ladies.

PA[/QUOTE]

Made my last visit this year to a local place. And met someone new (to me anyway) - Yung.

Yung is likely late 30s. And reasonably, wonderfully typically attractive, proportioned and at ease.- and surprise a great conversation, talked for a while, quiet for a while.- it is enjoyable to converse, even if only about how cold the day was.

After hello and holiday greetings, off for a fine TS. Water was just barely warm enough at first, but by the rinse it was plenty warm (and everything was well washed and cared for).

Back to the studio room -- and what followed was a really great massage (perhaps one of the best in a very, very long time, anywhere). Deep, but not hard, a textbook rendition of a great Swedish massage, and then really hot towels to relax the muscles.

Standard rates for the hour and a bit more for the tip (it is the season for giving, and a holiday tip is even more appreciated than the three packages of chocolates I walked in with (and left as a seasonal treat for the staff)).

For a great relaxing and reviving hour, Yung can make you feel young again.

Happy Holidays and always be nice to the ladies

PA

PS - an hour with your massage therapist can really reduce the stress of holiday shopping!

A gift of socks means a wish for safe travel if taken in the nice way. If not taken in a nice way it means to hit the road and keep on going.

JJ

[QUOTE=Asian Needs]Been there so many times that I had to start new sock drawer in my dresser..

A N[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=VAmongerman]Omg the mention of Jasmine has started the wood up. What great boobs. I'd love to know what happened to her as well, if anyone knows. Anyone do FS with her? Bonnie/Bunny was always fun too.[/QUOTE]Jasmine was awesome but so was Amy from Tysons Therapy. I heard that Jasmine went indenpendent and then retired from the business. Amy tall attractive K-girl with nice enhancements but I have lost track of her and was hoping she has resurfaced in Nova at one of the fine AMP establishments.

I visited my first AMP today, not bad. $80/hr for TS, and massage. I was greeted by my massuse, a 45ish petite asian woman. Face wasn't great, probably A minuses, and had fantastic legs. She took me back to the room, had me disrobe, and took me to the TS. Again, first time AMPer, so for me the TS was good. She cleansed EVERY inch of my body, and dried me off.

Once in the room, she started to massage my back. She rubbed her naughty bits on my hands, so I took that as a sign to roam free. Which she had no problems with. She did try to upsell me something for $, but I couldn't understand her, and wasnt going to spend that much anyway. I did leave satisfied and tipped her $. 4

When I was done, she continued the massage. I don't know if I'd go back or not. I did like the experience, but I may find an independent provider closer to home.