Strip Club Reports

TullerJohn you may want to ask a dancer named Dillon over at the Millstream Inn to help with your project.

Anyhow stopped by on the way home for a quick beer and discovered that it was 2 for 1 day. IMHO whoever is cooking there is doing a great job and the food frankly is better than Looneys in Maple Lawn and Rathskeller in Savage Mill. I enjoyed Dillon's D cups up close and saw 2 other dancers who were covered in ink making them look like true "lounge lizards". I would like to know which one was the nursing student working at Howard County General Hosp. Her car was parked right in front of the door for all to see.

[QUOTE=TullerJohn;1430518]Ok here it goes, my wife wants to get me a stripper for my birthday (I know I'm a lucky man) and if extra things were to happen durring the time she was to dance, my wife said she would be cool with that, however, the problem is finding this stripper who will come out and perform for us, I've been looking all over, mabey just not in the right place. The bigger agencies like Touch to much I know there is slim to no chances for extras, and most agencies won't come out for just 2 people. Also I can't just find an escort, because my wife, who is awsome for saying I can do this, is not cool with just an escort coming out, it would have to be a dancer. Any suggestions are greatly appreciated, thanks for reading.[/QUOTE]You have options:

Option 1: Go to a strip club and buy a drink for a girl and ask her who she would recommend for the task. If she says that she does not know, simply ask the bartender to introduce you to somebody that would be good for a private show with you and your wife. The bartender will give you the info as long as he / she feels that you are not LE and will probably come back to the club at some point.

CONS: There is no guarantee that the person will show up when scheduled. This is because you will just be one of 20 other guys that night that tried to arrange take out.

Option 2: Go to a strip club and build a relationship with a girl in the club. This will take time. However, you can be assured that she will arrive when scheduled and she will treat you and your wife well.

CONS: It will take some time and be costly.

Option 3: Place an ad on craigslist and backpage. Be explicit with what you want. Also, tell her that you will pay her for a preview / audition. You must do the preview, because BP and Craigslist "providers" often use fake pics.

CONS: You will need to schedule 2 appointments to make sure that the person is legit and clean.

I would just go to the Block during the day shift and negotiate.

[QUOTE=Photonx; 1431104]. The Millstream Inn.

The food frankly is better than Looneys in Maple Lawn and Rathskeller in Savage Mill.[/QUOTE]I couldn't figure out why anyone would compare those three places. And then it hit me, so I googled.

Can anyone tell me why for all these years I thought they were on the *other* side of the city?

If my wife wanted to get me a stripper for my birthday with extras afterwards I am sure she would take pictures and video tape it. Those would be exhibit a and exhibit be in the divorce trial or her murder trial.

Hit my usual spots. Circus is starting to renovate: new carpet, mirrors, sound system. Same girls, nothing of interest. JB: one new lovely. First day and I don't want to be a first customer. Diamond: Vegas is there with some of the Flamingo girls, no interest. RR: usuals, but no serious conversation. Flamingo: starting renovations for back bar, fish tanks gone. Two girls, one I liked but specifics were not to my liking. Said all of the drink prices went to the girls without a cut to the bar (found that hard to believe) Also said for a large drink $.5, tipping was unnecessary. An interesting concept, but how will the bar pay the rent? Came home with problem.

Those that responded, thanks for the info, I'll try a few of those sugestions, if it works out I'll be sure to post here and let you know.

[QUOTE=TullerJohn;1433040]Those that responded, thanks for the info, I'll try a few of those sugestions, if it works out I'll be sure to post here and let you know.[/QUOTE]Just be sure to pst a link to the video.

[QUOTE=Photonx;1431104]TullerJohn you may want to ask a dancer named Dillon over at the Millstream Inn to help with your project.[/QUOTE]Mmmm, mmm Dillan.

Perfect body, at least to my eye, an ass I could eat for hours and a lot of fun to talk to. You may get her to do the dance gig, but you won't get any extra's. I've tried, Lord knows I've tried.

She'd have a good chance of a spousal stamp of approval though.

Good luck and Godspeed.

Good and bad from our beloved Block.

Into the Pussycat. Miss Kathy behind the bar and almost ZERO talent to be able to finish a beer.

Chez Joey. The black girls shooting the shit and no one dancing. Thicker white girl picking out songs on the jukebox. Sorry I bought the beer since once she got under the lights I wished I was anywhere else.

Down the steps at the Diamond and yes, Vegas is tending bar with some of her Flamingo girls. None worth spending money on.

Sucked it up and paid the 10 dollar cover for Two Dollar Tuesday. Figured I could atleast drink cheaper once the 10 was gone. To my surprise HOT HEATHER (She is built like a gymnast / cheerleader solid and pretty) was working. Also a bigger brunette who says she used to live in Hawaii. Pretty face, BIG tits and fat pussy lips (I like these for some reason).

Did a few 2 dances for 20, was rode naked and full grouping and Jim left the Block a happy boy.

Guys, I love me some dark haired Chica's with an accent. If you do too, hit this place around 7:00 on a Wednesday. If I hadn't left my ATM card in the pants pocket of my Tuesday whoring on the block, I might be broke right now. Karina, Bella, Ellie. OMG! Tall, short, GREAT asses, mixed cup sizes. Mmmmmmm.

LIFE IS GOOD TODAY!

Be careful out there boys!

[QUOTE=Drop a Load;1432764]If my wife wanted to get me a stripper for my birthday with extras afterwards I am sure she would take pictures and video tape it. Those would be exhibit a and exhibit be in the divorce trial or her murder trial.[/QUOTE]It's not a place where you get extras in the building, but I believe there are a few bi girls there who would be into what you are talking about away from the club. PM me for some names. They post a dancer schedule, so it's easy to figure out who is there when. Just send me pics or video please. Or an invite! Haha.

Good luck!

FYI, there was a pretty petite asian dancer walking into the Harem on Friday night. I know many of you would like to see an asian so I thought it was worth reporting. No idea how long she's been there or her name. I rarely frequent the clubs yet I'm a regular in the area. 22-25 yrs old. 5'2, 115, long black hair, and actually very cute. Also a pretty smile. Actually thought about dropping in just to see if she had any talent but later forgot.

On Friday night I visited the block. Knew some of the Flamingo dancers were now at the Diamond Lounge so decided to check it out. There were some dancers from the Flamingo there. Was a very disappointing visit except for opportunity to watch the NFL draft on the TV. About six dancers and one or two other customers. Cancers were only topless on stage. No hustle for drinks or lap dances. Dancers asked for tip for their dances but no contact or hustle. Boring.

Decided to try Little Darlings as had not been their since it changed from the Flamingo. Four dollars for a beer was a pleasant surprise. Signs in the lap dance area said $15 per dance. Bar tender indicated it was no longer necessary to buy drinks for the dancers and only one drink for dancers was available. Don't know if it contained alcohol but price was $20 and the dancers did not get a cut. No hustle from the dancers only a few came by and there was no touching. Said they were supposed to tip $1 to staff for each $15 lap dance but got to keep the rest of the money. Quoted $0 for two topless lap dances. I think they were conducted at bar in the back room. Longer dances were quoted at $125 for 15 minutes and $150 to $200 for 30 minutes without any hint of extras. Just about as boring as the Diamond. Couldn't believe I was visiting the Block Several of the dancers were from the Flamingo but didn't act in the same manner. Really surprising as Little Darlings in New Orleans was the most hustle I have seen in a strip club with lots of extras.

Here are some of the places you are looking for.

Spent a 4 hours sampling the block, had a drink in old Flamingo but really worthless. 3 girls. Only 1 worthy of a dance pretties girl was working the door up on the street, oh well. The I went to the new Flamingo and had a few beers. Bought a drink for a dancer, several good looking black girls. Apparently this club has cameras in the dance and VIP rooms. I've had Chyna before and today mileage was way down in the club because she was scared to touch me. She was never afraid in the old Flamingo.

Next stop Red Room, in and out, nothing worthy, Chey Joey a few white girls that had been on the block too long. Couldn't stay for beer.

Lust: no girls dancing downstairs so girls trolled the bar for tips. Mix of white and black girls. White girls flew to me but they were too eager and too desperate for money. By 9 pm I went upstairs and there were a about 6 black dancers, a few of which very attractive. Bought a drink and lap dance, she took her time and we chatted for a quite a while. Not the action of the old Flamingo but she spent time, we chatted, allowed my hands to roam.

Ok so I do miss the old Flamingo. Is there another club on the block or elsewhere in the Baltimore area similar to the old Flamingo?

[QUOTE=Croaker56;1406179]Man, that brings back the memories. Before she hit the block she used to work at the Ritz on Broadway. Back when Lee owned the joint and before any of the renovations. Last time I saw here was at the Pussycat, but it has been at least 2 or 3 years.[/QUOTE]If your talking about Kim that wears about a pound of make up. The last time I saw her was about 7 or 8 months ago standing outside the pussycat looking like she weighed about 80 pounds. Looked bad.

Players has become my go to club. Its well stocked with lots of young talent, most 7s or above, and a few 9s. Mileage has historically been less than some of the Block clubs, but from what I'm reading on here lately about the decline in action at many Block clubs, may now be comparable. Dancers are extremely friendly, not pushy, and there's no lady drinks to buy. Of course there's no drinks to buy at all, as its BYOB. Dancing on the two stages are typically all nude. Many dancers will give you a little contact when you tip, accepting tips between the tits, or wiggling their ass against your pants. Laps are topless, and generally high mileage, though YMMV. Its generally a great relaxing atmosphere to hang out have a few beers (if you bring your own) watch the girls dance on stage (around 20-24 working on a Friday and Saturday) and chat with a girl at your table with very little pressure to go to the lap area, though they are ready to go whenever you choose. If you like the voluptuos type, (I do) get a dance from Heavenly or Rio, a half brazilian girl with an absolutely knockout body. If you prefer a spinner, try Natalie who gives really enthusiastic laps. There are plenty of other petite spinners, tall and short girls, something for most tastes, although mostly caucasian girls, with very few black or asian.

So today I was at Sherries and as I was going in Lo Lo was leaving. They said she was fired for bad judgement. Later I think I heard the bartender tell another girl who was just coming that she was putting out in the lap dance room. Anyone know Lo Lo?

I missed Willow who I met the last time I was there.

Nice visit with Tastee.

J

Just wish they opened a little earlier in the evening. My day is typically over when they are just opening.

[QUOTE=Mangaman;1446348]Players has become my go to club. Its well stocked with lots of young talent, most 7s or above, and a few 9s. Mileage has historically been less than some of the Block clubs, but from what I'm reading on here lately about the decline in action at many Block clubs, may now be comparable. Dancers are extremely friendly, not pushy, and there's no lady drinks to buy. Of course there's no drinks to buy at all, as its BYOB. Dancing on the two stages are typically all nude. Many dancers will give you a little contact when you tip, accepting tips between the tits, or wiggling their ass against your pants. Laps are topless, and generally high mileage, though YMMV. Its generally a great relaxing atmosphere to hang out have a few beers (if you bring your own) watch the girls dance on stage (around 20-24 working on a Friday and Saturday) and chat with a girl at your table with very little pressure to go to the lap area, though they are ready to go whenever you choose. If you like the voluptuos type, (I do) get a dance from Heavenly or Rio, a half brazilian girl with an absolutely knockout body. If you prefer a spinner, try Natalie who gives really enthusiastic laps. There are plenty of other petite spinners, tall and short girls, something for most tastes, although mostly caucasian girls, with very few black or asian.[/QUOTE]Man I remember going there back in the day I see some things never change might have to make a stop through there one night

[QUOTE=Jacksbackin; 1448899]So today I was at Sherries and as I was going in Lo Lo was leaving. They said she was fired for bad judgement. Later I think I heard the bartender tell another girl who was just coming that she was putting out in the lap dance room. Anyone know Lo Lo?

I missed Willow who I met the last time I was there.

Nice visit with Tastee.

J[/QUOTE]Lo Lo is a very tall blonde. 5' 11" without heels. She looked like she had beeb around the block, but fairly well kept. Very friendly and gave me a rain check for a high mileage tour the next time I came through. I stopped by last week and she was out sick. Seems like someone cahed in the rain check before I could get to her. I am amazed, like she is the only one getting freaky in the lap dance roon. Right. Sounds like someone wanted to get even. They ALL have bad judgement then.

Tastee is okay, but I really miss Justice. Would come in from NY.

Looking to get into trouble on the Block and I couldn't find what I was looking for.

Into Lust around 2:00. 3 white girls and 1 black girl. Approached by the black girl and a skinny white girl. Neither to my liking and no one really dancing. One beer and done there.

Into Pussycat. 4 or 5 white girls here. Talked to ex-body builder Stevie and drank a beer but still nothing to my liking.

Into Hustler. 2 white girls working. Tiny / Young dark haired Clarissa that is on their Little Darling ads. But not my type. Enhanced Candace working too, but with only 2 girls, they couldn't stop and chat. So I hung out with my favorite (kind of busty) bartender Tiffany. Her last day before heading to OC for the summer to tend bar on bayside.

Lastly into Chez Joey. Usually I wander into Chez Joey six beers in so even if the girls aren't to my exact liking, I can usually find someone to complete my day. On this day 6-7 girls of various colors, shapes and sizes were working. Gypsy sits down and we talk until her regular comes in. She asks me if she send over someone to keep me company. I asked her she thought would fit my taste and she points to a new girl (MAYBE 18) dancing on stage. Says she hasn't danced naked yet, but she is my type. I told Gypsy, no thanks and thought I could land her on my own. Well she never comes around to collect her dance tips and never makes eye contact with the customers.

Oh well, money saved is more for next time.

Hornier and richer will be today's goal.

Lookout Millstream, Jim's coming your way today (Friday).

Happy Hunting boys!

Jim

Seeing at today was 38 for me, I dropped by Gold Club on my way home. I was there a couple years back and had a CRAP time; I couldn't even get a drink. However, I enjoyed tipping Scarlett's generous bosom and I got a private double lap dance from Kitty. Pleasantly curved brunette with facial and tongue piercings who let my hands (and mouth) have a little fun over 2 songs. I can tell there's no plastic on her chest; she passed the taste test. Another tall, light African-American girl asked me to join her as I was leaving, I politely declined. She wouldn't let me go until I squeezed her tit. Then as I pull away from the back, the ladies on a smoke break shout Happy Birthday and blow me kisses.

I've had worse birthdays.

Had some time (and some money) and found myself on the Block.

Wondered into Chez Joey looking for the young girl I saw there last week. No go. Had a beer, watch a pretty poor show and was out the door.

Popped into the Oasis since the doorman had a good line (can't remember what it was now, but it made me laugh yesterday). The "promotion" for the day was buy a girl a drink, get a lapdance for free. Well nothing caught my eye to partake in this activity. A pink (yes PINK) haired girl from Miami was cute until she opened her mouth and showed missing teeth. Another beer and gone.

Got to hit my luck spot at the Hustler. Right? WRONG! Since I was ready to play, I payed for the all access pass (access to upstairs and free drinking). Sounded good for $20, accept only 3 girls were working and all of them were in rooms and no one was dancing. Drank 2 "free" beers, watched the Orioles on the big screen, ate out of the vending machine and moved on.

Down to the Circus. Not sure why, but I did. OMFG. Place looks better than it has in years, but same tired bartender and girls were working. Another beer and gone.

Let's try the Diamond. Vegas was bartending and three girls dancing. Bought a pretty (as she says NIGHT TIME GIRL) a drink had another beer and out.

CRAP. Am I going home horny with money to burn?

Into the Harem. Miya, Sassy, Ivy and two other girls working. OK. Promising. I pass on Miya and watch Ivy dance (she looks like Cameron Diaz with glasses). Cute and enjoyed her dance. As I was thinking about her coming off stage, Sassy approached and asked how my day was going. Cute blonde / brown hair, pulled back, adorable smile A cup. Let's have a drink and find out. We chat and now she has to dance. Ivy sits down and we exchange dirt talk and she tells me she gets off at 8:00 and will I get off with her shortly thereafter. I look at her and she is serious. She gives me some digits and tells me to think about it and grabs little Jim and says "I know he does".

More money buying drinks for the girls, more beer for me. Close to 8:00 and an old "friend" of mine comes in to start her shift."Becky" is a very tattoo'd blonde with fake boobs and even has ass implants. She and I talk for a minute and I realize all my money except for parking has been doled out.

I thank the girls, and am gone.

Lots of fun conversations, a grope or two here and there, but headed home broke and drunk and full of see.

Anyway, keep looking for a good time boys, you never know where it might find you.

Jim

Been putting time in at The Haven. Not into the street walker thing. Been going for about a month. Hooking up with a couple of the girls on the regular. Not costing me anything extra. Been fun but I also go to the bar / clubs to get my fuck on. Like the thrill of the chase.

With Ivy? Must have been thinking with the wrong head!

[QUOTE=Jim1542; 1454825]Had some time (and some money) and found myself on the Block.

Wondered into Chez Joey looking for the young girl I saw there last week. No go. Had a beer, watch a pretty poor show and was out the door.

Popped into the Oasis since the doorman had a good line (can't remember what it was now, but it made me laugh yesterday). The "promotion" for the day was...[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bumperdude;1456946]With Ivy? Must have been thinking with the wrong head![/QUOTE]Come to find out, my hearing sucks.

She didn't say her name was Ivy, she said her name was Heidi. I was in there yesterday and I looked at the dancer schedule and didn't see "Ivy". So when Heidi got on stage, I thought to myself. Ahhhhh Ivy / Heidi sound the same.

Needless to say, I had a GREAT afternoon with this blonde whose body reminds me of Cameron Diaz. Get her some contacts and get her to wear eye makeup and she is a strong 8 for anyone's scale.

Have fun gents and be careful.

Jim

The below link will take you to photos of a girl / woman who is trying to win Maxim's Hometown hotties for MD.

[url]http://60photos.com/welcome?_vt=351732543&p=190778740&u=92930630&f=1342175&ref=feed_story[/url]

She is also a dancer at the Gentleman's Gold Club on Route 40 (dances as Brazil).

She gives an amazing lap dance (she swears I made her come. Kind of doubt it).

Look their website (below) and check for her name on the schedule. You will thank me.

[url]http://www.gentlemensgoldclubgirls.com/EntertainersSchedules.htm[/url]

Stopped by Sheeries yesterday around 2pm. What a waste of time. Cold cheap beer though. The stage had Tianna, Caramel and some other girl.Tianna was the smallest, so if you like them large this was the place to be. Everytime this place starts to pickup they fire the girls for being too friendly.

Went down to Gold Club to get the discounted lap dances on Wednesday. Most of the regulars were not there. Decided to head south back home. Sometimes you "feel like nut, sometimes you don't."

Venturing up to the block this week-evening. I know most fo the bros go during the day. Which.

Bars are you guys frequenting for most bang for the buck and clean dancers. Have been going to.

Players Club and Gold Club. Nice talent there. Have to spend alot of cash for after hours activities at.

Those places. Anyone been to the new Flamingo last week? Quality of lineup?

[QUOTE=Md Curious2; 1465422]Stopped by Sheeries yesterday around 2pm. What a waste of time. Cold cheap beer though. The stage had Tianna, Caramel and some other girl. Tianna was the smallest, so if you like them large this was the place to be. Everytime this place starts to pickup they fire the girls for being too friendly.

Went down to Gold Club to get the discounted lap dances on Wednesday. Most of the regulars were not there. Decided to head south back home. Sometimes you "feel like nut, sometimes you don't."[/QUOTE]Glad to see that Sherrie's hasn't changed. The last time I was there, (20 or so yrs. Ago) , I had the pleasure of seeing this BBW stick 2 matches in her nipples, light them, and spin them in opposite directions. Haven't seen that since. Do any of you old-timers remember Charlotte's on RT 40? Just before she closed, she had a bunch of big Latina's dancing there. And while we're going down memory lane, how about Topless Christine's in Aberdeen, always had carry-out available. Be safe.

GTR

[QUOTE=Captn Stubbing; 1468424]Venturing up to the block this week-evening. I know most fo the bros go during the day. Which.

Bars are you guys frequenting for most bang for the buck and clean dancers. Have been going to.

Players Club and Gold Club. Nice talent there. Have to spend alot of cash for after hours activities at.

Those places. Anyone been to the new Flamingo last week? Quality of lineup?[/QUOTE]I went to Little Darlings Thursday. The talent is definitely better, but I do not have first hand knowledge on take out as of yet. However, I do know that at least one of the dancers was having "street dates" after the club closed that night, because I saw her on Fayette near the small stroll by the Sheraton trying to get dates.

[QUOTE=Gintonicrocks; 1468926]Glad to see that Sherrie's hasn't changed. The last time I was there, (20 or so yrs. Ago) , I had the pleasure of seeing this BBW stick 2 matches in her nipples, light them, and spin them in opposite directions. Haven't seen that since. Do any of you old-timers remember Charlotte's on RT 40? Just before she closed, she had a bunch of big Latina's dancing there. And while we're going down memory lane, how about Topless Christine's in Aberdeen, always had carry-out available. Be safe.

GTR[/QUOTE]Oh man. Many years ago I met a dancer named Raven on the block at the old Oasis before it moved to its current location. She said her aunt owned Charlotte's and I should stop out some time as she usually worked there most nights. So one Friday evening when I was bored I figured why the hell not. I get there about 8ish and there is only one other person in the place. I get a drink and wait, and wait, no dancers. I get up as if to leave and the person behind the bar says the girls will be right out. So I sit back down. A few minutes later the lights dim and music starts. And, I shit you not, a scrawny woman comes out on stage to dance and she was 70 years old if she was a day. Even her wrinkles had wrinkles. I was out of there so fast I must have looked like the Roadrunner fleeing Wile E. Coyote.

Since we're heading down mammary lane, any else remember a place called Reb's Fireplace in Waldorf? Pretty decent dancers, cheap beers but no back room. Used to have to go out to the parking lot to get your blowjob, and have the babe back and cleaned up before she started her next set.

Good times.

[QUOTE=Enor Muscock; 1470022]Since we're heading down mammary lane, any else remember a place called Reb's Fireplace in Waldorf? Pretty decent dancers, cheap beers but no back room. Used to have to go out to the parking lot to get your blowjob, and have the babe back and cleaned up before she started her next set.

Good times.[/QUOTE]I do remember that club. When I was in the military in the late 80's. The girls there would let you get away with anything. I thought that place burned down, which is kindof ironic.

[QUOTE=Enor Muscock; 1470022]Since we're heading down mammary lane, any else remember a place called Reb's Fireplace in Waldorf? Pretty decent dancers, cheap beers but no back room. Used to have to go out to the parking lot to get your blowjob, and have the babe back and cleaned up before she started her next set.

Good times.[/QUOTE]I went there one Friday night, picked up a girl that was just getting off shift, went to her place and had a HELLUVA time. The next night the club burned down! My one and only trip there. Mammary Lane indeed.

Where can I find the best ebony strippeers, with tall athletic bodies and nice racks. About 5'10 150 and darkskinned what club if you notice any females like this.

[QUOTE=Jada123;1470447]Where can I find the best ebony strippeers, with tall athletic bodies and nice racks. About 5'10 150 and darkskinned what club if you notice any females like this.[/QUOTE]If I tell you that you have to go to New Jersey will you stop posting in the Baltimore threads?

Either way you actually have to go to New Jersey or Atlanta. What you're describing just doesn't exist here.

At least not a version of it nice enough worth paying for.

LOL. That easy.

Think around Calvert st. And in that area. Just below 25th st.

There are lots of tall Black girls with big racks, wow. Are theyre ever.

If you like them.

Smiling Fox, ; }