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Saw this one at my fun spot on Rt 1. She is probably the youngest one there. I over tipped, but I enjoyed myself. I just like them to look and feel younger than most of the girls you find. I think she might have had a kid though. Her tits and nips seemed deflated. Mileage went a little further because I could speak some Korea.
[QUOTE=Newbie]This was my first visit to this establishment and went on the reccomendation of a friend. Called ahead and made appointment with Eri. She was just as I had imagined, hot American, short blond hair, huge rack and a phat bottom. Opted for 45 minute session for 100, once in the room upsell began, toftt and shelled out 100 tip. Received half hearted massage and almost rushed into the flip. I held out and made her earn her tip. The highlite of my session was Eri, curves in the right places, and a bottom I would have liked to seen from behind. In and out the door in 40 minutes. Kind of pricey for services recevied, reminded me of TBC. Because this was my first visit, menu was limited although I was assured FS was not available. I do like the semi-secluded parking out back and the fact that I was not on display as I parked and walked into the building. I will return to see her again.[/QUOTE]With this place, TBC- that ($$)is the kicker- it isn't a "value". I am not cheap or a cheapskate, but out of principle I hate the upselling and spending FS $$ for a R&T. And at this point of my life- I am not looking for FS anyway.
I love getting a rubdown by a hot American babe (spent too much time overseas in Asia- AMP's are not my fav's) but at $180-$200? Nah. And as soon as you find a good, dependable regular- she is either getting out of the business or moving out of town.
If they only knocked it down to $120 or so, stopped the upselling- they would be booked up solid with appts til the cows came home and rake in a lot more dough, imo.
Went to MU today to say farewell to Kelly. As I was sitting there I happen to see this really nice looking asian girl making her way across the hallway into one of the rooms. She smiled at me and I just knew I wanted her. Kelly said her name was Fong and I immediately got an appointment with her. Anyway, I had just taken a shower at home, so I simply undressed as directed by Kelly and lay on the table belly first. In walks Fong wearing a really short cut pair of shorts, where I could see her nice round ass is hanging out. I say to myself, Oooh crap.
Really cute, with a nice figure. probably 33 and b chi-chi's. Really petite and really struttin her body. She starts off massaging directly in front of me. That's when I reached over grabbing those cheeks giving them a slight squeeze. At this point, I say to myself, what the hell just go for it. So I unbutton her shorts, and pull them, and her underwear down to her knees. As she bent over to remove the shorts, I decided to stand up. As she stood up I grabbed the bottom of her blouse and pulled it over head and then unsnapped her bra. Now we are both totally naked and I grabbed between her cheeks with the left hand and my right hand made its way between her shoulder blade and I pulled her towards me gently fingering the upper part of her brown spot. I started kissing and tongueing her neck and kissed my way to her lips. Our lips locked in position and I was squeezing her against my naked body and continued gently fingering her brown spot. After a couple of minutes of this, she starts returning my squeezes and she really is getting into it. She is really reacting like my lover at this point. She is really hot. Kelly did mention that she is new to the business and I can see that she is really acting like a girl friend. It's been a while since I've gotten this kind of reaction, and I really love this. I motion for her to lay on the table and she leans back and opens her legs. I start kissing her ample nipples and reach down for the kitty with my middle finger and start massaging her little tender spot. Looking down at her body I can see how remarkably proportioned it is. I can't take it anymore. I want in. I try to insert it and it won't go in. Really tight. She says K.Y. I reply yes.
She sees my cover sitting on the table and puts it on me and lubricates it.
It slid in slowly amid her moans. As I worked her she loosened, thats when I started to pound her little kitty. Wow, her facial expressions went thru the roof. She really made some noise and then she just tightened up and let go with a huge yell. I pulled out stood up and motioned for me to lay down for cg and rcg my favorite positions. I then lay on my back and she got on top. I just started pounding that little kitty again and again. She yelled and came and I followed just after. I pulled her towards me and she laid on top of me while I'm still in her. When we recovered I had ten minutes left so she finished off with the massage with me just laying there. I asked for an assisted shower and she oblidged. I then got dressed gave her a long DFK said my farewells to Kelly and left.
Fellas take care of this one. Really nice.
Excellent Dude
$$.0
9,9,9
Fellas take care of this one. Really nice.
Excellent Dude
$$.0
9,9,9[/QUOTE]Is it me or is this is the exact report (word for word) from a week or 2 ago, posted today?
Whats up with that?
[QUOTE=Excellent Dude]Went to MU today to say farewell to Kelly... [/QUOTE]
Dude, this was the SAME report, verbatim, that you gave on 1/25. What gives? Not an Excellent move on your part.
BD
You really should be writting fiction stories instead of so called reports on this forum. We all appreciate boneified helpful reports from any members to help us along, but really, you are stretching me.
[QUOTE=Butter Dog]Dude, this was the SAME report, verbatim, that you gave on 1/25. What gives? Not an Excellent move on your part.
BD[/QUOTE]
The only thing Excellent about this Dude is his stupidity !!!!!!!!
This appeared in CP this week, has anyone been there and can supply a report ? Thanks
ELITE SPA
Grand Opening
Asian Acupressure – Shiatsu Massage
443-299-9900
7 days a week, 8am – 11pm
7510 Bel Air Rd, Baltimore MD 21236
695 to exit 32A, turn into tint shop & park in rear
Nonsexual
Sorry about the mix-up.
Gentlemen,
I recently moved into the area, and after RTFF, wanted to introduce myself and contribute.
Although it is typically out of my way, work brought me near KYOTO last week and I thought I would drop in. As other fellow pilgrims have mentioned one nice thing about this place is that it is in a nondescript office building, and the entry allows you to go into a entry chamber and then ring the bell so you are not standing around outside like a rube.
Anyway, after taking care of the standard. 7 entry fee a girl named Lisa came in. I would say she has a few extra pounds, but has a nice shape. Probably 30ish (but I admit to being bad at that sort of thing), and altogether a nice package. After a nice shower.- standing up, but then I prefer the standing showers personally), and a nice massage it was time to flip over. She was in to plenty of hand roaming, NE, SE, and we ended 69. Very nice experience. Left $. 0 for a tip. The rooms are OK. I would say they do look like they are kept clean, but are simply older. I am guessing the management isn't keen on rehabing the space for them as they might be if it were say. A law office.
Recommended.
JB
[QUOTE=Jackburtonpce]Gentlemen,
I recently moved into the area, and after RTFF, wanted to introduce myself and contribute.
Although it is typically out of my way, work brought me near KYOTO last week and I thought I would drop in. As other fellow pilgrims have mentioned one nice thing about this place is that it is in a nondescript office building, and the entry allows you to go into a entry chamber and then ring the bell so you are not standing around outside like a rube.
Anyway, after taking care of the standard. 7 entry fee a girl named Lisa came in. I would say she has a few extra pounds, but has a nice shape. Probably 30ish (but I admit to being bad at that sort of thing), and altogether a nice package. After a nice shower.- standing up, but then I prefer the standing showers personally), and a nice massage it was time to flip over. She was in to plenty of hand roaming, NE, SE, and we ended 69. Very nice experience. Left $. 0 for a tip. The rooms are OK. I would say they do look like they are kept clean, but are simply older. I am guessing the management isn't keen on rehabing the space for them as they might be if it were say. A law office.
Recommended.
JB[/QUOTE]Newb to the forum, but not to the scene. WTH is "NE, SE? I'm thinking NorthEast SouthEast but, I think that can't be right LOL. Feel free to PM.
Visited the joint on near the new Costco in Elkridge, used to live near there. Never been a good place, still isn't. Attendant was large and in charge, and asking for much bigger tip than standard, especially for her age and physique. Beatch, I'm not here to pay for your McDonald's habit! WTF
Without giving up too many details I'll just say that I was shown to a room by Kelly and then introduced to Fong. Very pretty with a great figure, nice thin waste and a great bottom. Fong gave a great rub down, not as soft as I prefer but very relaxing. Again I will leave out details but say that I left with a huge smile. I am beginning to believe that too many details on this board may cause trouble for the massage providers. As mentioned in a previous post by E. Dude, "take care of this one".
[QUOTE=Newbie]Without giving up too many details I'll just say that I was shown to a room by Kelly and then introduced to Fong. Very pretty with a great figure, nice thin waste and a great bottom. Fong gave a great rub down, not as soft as I prefer but very relaxing. Again I will leave out details but say that I left with a huge smile. I am beginning to believe that too many details on this board may cause trouble for the massage providers. As mentioned in a previous post by E. Dude, "take care of this one".[/QUOTE]
Good review Newbie. Clearly you're not the typical newbie as you actually gave thought about what is appropriate vs. what could potentially cause trouble. Keep it up!
Now if only the guys on the DC board ([b]New Cruiser[/b] comes to mind immediately) were as insightful...
Hello everyone,
First of all just want to say thank you, I’ve been reading the reviews for a couple months now, visited some of the places that some of you impartially have made (will explain that some other time), but I would like to taste some other type of food I. E. American or Mexican, have no complains about my kun pao chicken but every now and then my stomach ask for something else, do you guys know of any other ethnic restaurants around the area.
Cannot second the Most Excellent Dude's recommendation of Yummi @ JNW. She was rushed and preoccupied, and felt like the visit had ended even before it had started.
Found myself at 1202 york rd. About 10 Friday night. Ms kelly greeted me at the door. Nice looking lady. Gave her the 7. 00 for the masage and led to a room. She asked if I'd been there before, I said no but I been to JNW and JHH. I guess she wasn't comfortable with that. She said that the other lady was busy and if she was okay. I said I was hoping she would take care of me. I got comfy and she returned about 5-10 min later. She gave a light massage that felt good. On the flip I guess I was excited. She didn't say a thing, so I grabbed her hand and placed it on junior.
To cut a long story short. I left with a smile on my face. She said she hoped to see me again. I said I would return.
.7 house
$.00 tip
7,9,9
[QUOTE=Hetero Man]Found myself at 1202 york rd. About 10 Friday night. Ms kelly greeted me at the door. Nice looking lady. Gave her the 7. 00 for the masage and led to a room. She asked if I'd been there before, I said no but I been to JNW and JHH. I guess she wasn't comfortable with that. She said that the other lady was busy and if she was okay. I said I was hoping she would take care of me. I got comfy and she returned about 5-10 min later. She gave a light massage that felt good. On the flip I guess I was excited. She didn't say a thing, so I grabbed her hand and placed it on junior.
To cut a long story short. I left with a smile on my face. She said she hoped to see me again. I said I would return.
.7 house
$.00 tip
7,9,9[/QUOTE]
$170.00 for a handjob?
I'll bet she really does hope to see you again.
Bench
Decided to celebrate the economic stimulus at the Moo this weekend for a massage, and a massage. Finally got to see what everyone has been talking about Fong. Definitely a keeper. Hope she sticks around for awhile.
Massage #1 was great, and #2 was even better. Somewhere in between she might have lost her dress and bra.
LARS™ Rating:
Face: 8
Body: 9
Attitude 9
Service 9.5
.7/.4
B.D.
Visited escape in Timonium yesterday. Greeted by a late 30s woman who provided the service. Paid house $. 00 for hour and $. 6 tip for mediocre tug. NOT WORTH THE TRIP!
Does anyone have any info on the spa at the corner of rt. 1 and 175 in elkridge? Looking to attend there this week
Thank,
Stoniey
Thought I'd log on to say hi to all.
[QUOTE=Stoniey]Does anyone have any info on the spa at the corner of rt. 1 and 175 in elkridge? Looking to attend there this week
Thank,
Stoniey[/QUOTE]
Historically, this has been, year in and year out, the gold standard of terrible spa experiences. I went two or three times a decade ago, and left once just disgusted. However, it has stayed in business, maybe it is better now.
You could always TOFFT?
[QUOTE=Stoniey]Does anyone have any info on the spa at the corner of rt. 1 and 175 in elkridge? Looking to attend there this week
Thank,
Stoniey[/QUOTE]
I've only been there twice, last time was many years ago. The location is in Jessup, not Elkridge. You might want to check on the Jessup board, there have been a few OK reports posted there.
Crazy Dick (So many Korean Women, so little money)
[QUOTE=Mademarked1]Visited escape in Timonium yesterday. Greeted by a late 30s woman who provided the service. Paid house $. 00 for hour and $. 6 tip for mediocre tug. NOT WORTH THE TRIP![/QUOTE]
Am I reading this right: 2.6 Bengies for a R&T???
If I walk into an AMP and get quoted 1.0 for the house, I know I'm getting jerked off, but in the wrong way. Then right back out the door I go.
I spoke with Kelly to set up an earlier appointment with Fong. Set the appointment for 9:30, was a little late due to traffic. Met by Kelly at the door, paid the .70 house fee for the hour and then Fong arrived. Very nice massage, one of the best I've had. Lots of sign language, her English is better than my Korean. Big smiles all around, PM for details.
Face: 8
Body: 8, great ass, I like 'em curvier up top
Attitude 9
Service 9.5
.7/.6
RR
[QUOTE=Ginger Man]Historically, this has been, year in and year out, the gold standard of terrible spa experiences. I went two or three times a decade ago, and left once just disgusted. However, it has stayed in business, maybe it is better now.
You could always TOFFT?[/QUOTE]Lotus usually has some choices and you need to shop carefully before you place your order. I used to be a regular but stopped after a terrible experience a few months ago (and another bad experience long before that). I went back a few days ago. I rejected the 1st and 2nd girls. Mamasan just brought in the 3rd girl and said "Give me some money", in a very nasty tone. The 3rd girl was cute but mamasan was too nasty and I walked out (unescorted), mamasan bitched at me in Korean. As I walked away, I spotted a 4th girl at the candy dish, who was fat and sloppy. I was surprised that there were that many girls available.
When you get a good attendant, the place can be fine. It is hit and miss, just like most of the other places. I don't hesitate to walk out if I don't see something that looks good and acts friendly during the initial introduction. Mamasan can be nasty.
I'll stay away for a few months before I try that place again.
Horsetrader
[QUOTE=Baltimonger]Am I reading this right: 2.6 Bengies for a R&T???
If I walk into an AMP and get quoted 1.0 for the house, I know I'm getting jerked off, but in the wrong way. Then right back out the door I go.[/QUOTE]My bad, Im new at this. $.0...but yes, I still got jerked off in more way than 1!
Was in the mood for a AMP massage yesterday and decided to try Alberto's once again. To my surprise, the house fee is now $80. With everyone hurting for business, why would you increase fees now?
The reason the prices go up is because there are fewer patrons visiting them. And the overhead and upkeep stays the same. Knowing this, " what would you do #1499".
So in order to stay in business, the MP owners must try to make up for lost revenues. To do this the prices have to go up. Otherwise the MP's are out of business.
It's a catch 22. You're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't.
These people have to be able to survive for at least the next two years to make it thru this depression.
A business is a business is a business is a business.
HM
The little man that just left office put this country into jeopardy for the crumbs off the table.
[QUOTE=Hetero Man]The reason the prices go up is because there are fewer patrons visiting them. And the overhead and upkeep stays the same. Knowing this, " what would you do #1499".
So in order to stay in business, the MP owners must try to make up for lost revenues. To do this the prices have to go up. Otherwise the MP's are out of business.
It's a catch 22. You're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't.
These people have to be able to survive for at least the next two years to make it thru this depression.
A business is a business is a business is a business.
HM
The little man that just left office put this country into jeopardy for the crumbs off the table.[/QUOTE]Most people will reduce the number of times they visit the AMP's so they will lose more income and business.
[QUOTE=Member #1499]Was in the mood for a AMP massage yesterday and decided to try Alberto's once again. To my surprise, the house fee is now $80. With everyone hurting for business, why would you increase fees now?[/QUOTE]
Maybe they finally upgraded from that 45 yo Koreaen with bad breath. The only words she ever said were no and yes. She said them 15-20 times during every massage no matter how many times you went in there. I do miss Cindy 'Long Hair' though. She was a special lady.
Actually she is 42 years old and really nice. Her breath was light with cigarette. Very beautiful. She gave me her phone #. I'm seeing her at her place. There's nothing wrong with her. I'm in love.
[QUOTE=Bmore Slim]Maybe they finally upgraded from that 45 yo Koreaen with bad breath. The only words she ever said were no and yes. She said them 15-20 times during every massage no matter how many times you went in there. I do miss Cindy 'Long Hair' though. She was a special lady.[/QUOTE]They upgraded to a 40 something yo Lisa, but I can't say she is anything to brag about either. I also miss Cindy and Candy, they were always pleasant and understandable.
[QUOTE=Hetero Man]The reason the prices go up is because there are fewer patrons visiting them. And the overhead and upkeep stays the same. Knowing this, " what would you do #1499".
So in order to stay in business, the MP owners must try to make up for lost revenues. To do this the prices have to go up. Otherwise the MP's are out of business.
It's a catch 22. You're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't.
These people have to be able to survive for at least the next two years to make it thru this depression.
A business is a business is a business is a business.
HM
The little man that just left office put this country into jeopardy for the crumbs off the table.[/QUOTE]
Mayhaps all the MP's and the Amps should all get together and apply for a piece of the Stimulus package. Shouldn't all those billions go where it would help us mongers???
Good idea!
I'm reporting for the first time. I've been reading all the reports on this forum and decided to check out JNW Sat. Afternoon. Was greeted by "Jo" who had a smokin body. We did the usual have you been here before stuff and then she led me to the room. I asked if there were any others there, since I prefer rather thin girls. She said no that she was the only one. I said ok, and away we went. She left to take a shower and returned in full glory. There wasn't much 4play, and I felt a little rushed in that she was not up for any gymnastics. CG as fast as her little hips would move and it was over. All in all, it was good. Probably return but would be more assertive. 6 for the 45 min, 1. 0 for the rest. Looks 9, attitude 6, overall 8.
Jay
New to the forum, just wanted to give some info back after reading it for awhile now.
Went to JHC for the first time last weekend. Had to pay .7 up front for just the massage (hour session). The girl was average looking, she said she was half-Japanese and half-Chinese. They asked me how I heard about them and I said a friend told me about it. They tried to get more details but I just re-iterated a friend recommended me. For the first half hour it was just a massage but she was very good about asking how I liked it and how hard I wanted her to rub. She barely spoke any english but eventually came out forthright and asked me if I wanted a HJ or FS. I chose the FS for $. I think the HJ was .7. She provided the condom and have a decent BJ before we did both Asian Cowgirl and Missionary for maybe 10-15 minutes. She finished me off with a HJ. She wiped me down after it. The weird part for me was she insisted on dressing me. I have never had this happen anywhere else, but I havent been to many AMP's. Can someone explain the reason behind this to me please? She asked for the $ after she dressed me and I tried to tip her but she refused which confuses me even more. Since when do girls refuse extra tips?
Anyways thats my 2 cents, hope its helpful to someone.
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[QUOTE=Paradox1213]New to the forum, just wanted to give some info back after reading it for awhile now.
Went to JHC for the first time last weekend. Had to pay .7 up front for just the massage (hour session). The girl was average looking, she said she was half-Japanese and half-Chinese. They asked me how I heard about them and I said a friend told me about it. They tried to get more details but I just re-iterated a friend recommended me. For the first half hour it was just a massage but she was very good about asking how I liked it and how hard I wanted her to rub. She barely spoke any english but eventually came out forthright and asked me if I wanted a HJ or FS. I chose the FS for $. I think the HJ was .7. She provided the condom and have a decent BJ before we did both Asian Cowgirl and Missionary for maybe 10-15 minutes. She finished me off with a HJ. She wiped me down after it. The weird part for me was she insisted on dressing me. I have never had this happen anywhere else, but I havent been to many AMP's. Can someone explain the reason behind this to me please? She asked for the $ after she dressed me and I tried to tip her but she refused which confuses me even more. Since when do girls refuse extra tips?
Anyways thats my 2 cents, hope its helpful to someone.
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Great first report. FYI the $ was the tip, the girls at JHHC are some of the most accommodating around, I've even been told that the tip was to large on one visit, and was promised extras on my next visit.( Search my reports for 'slip and slide') I would suggest asking for the table shower when you go in, it lets you and your new friend get better acquainted, as well as a turn on. It also let's them know your hygiene habits and gives them a better easel to work with. Lily, the MMS has one hell of a memory, aided, I think, by her caller ID, and will give the girls quick summary of your preferences before you are taken to your room. Again, Good hunting, and keep up the fine reports.
[QUOTE=Sundance88]Mayhaps all the MP's and the Amps should all get together and apply for a piece of the Stimulus package. Shouldn't all those billions go where it would help us mongers???[/QUOTE]
I get stimulated every time I go.
GTR
Went back to BS today. Asked for my favorite and she was not there. Amy, who is new, has a beautiful slender body (which seems rare these days). She was good, not quite up to par with my favorite (PM if you want that name), but promised more next time. I will likely give her another try.