Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;1364313]Nothing I hate more than sitting in the waiting room of a MP. Hearing the giggles and laughs, moans in the next rooms. I swear, I never see a monger smile while sitting there. Why so gloom. There is a tv to watch, sports magazines, and in a short while you will be next.[/QUOTE]I call that "next man syndrome". Thats the same as the awkward feeling and silence you get when you show up for your appointment with a BP girl and find the last guy just walking out. I know I hated it! LOL

[QUOTE=RolandDeschain;1364463]I call that "next man syndrome". Thats the same as the awkward feeling and silence you get when you show up for your appointment with a BP girl and find the last guy just walking out. I know I hated it! LOL[/QUOTE]I was at an old fashioned American Parlor once. It was full of truck drivers and their rigs parked out front. They kept shuffling us around in the hot tub, sauna, and finally in the room. They were good about letting us get the whole hour in but they were a girl short that night and it was backing up.

I've been to a couple of BP appointments and saw a guy coming out. We try not to look at each other. Or when you are checking out a girls place and you see some guy in front of you in his car doing the same thing. Turning around and going back.

I've been in AMPs with 4 rooms and 5 girls and a waiting room full of guys. Constantly shuffling guys around, rushing them without seeming to rush them.

But the guys sit there and don't know what to say. Every now and then some asswhipe will make a comment about how his back hurts or he got hurt on the job and he is there for real therapy. Yeah sure you are.

What I hate is when I go to a MT house. Then she starts blowing me at some point. Aftewards she says he never does that and every other guy is strictly massage. Or their ads say non sexual therapeutic only. And 5 min in they their hands are all over your cock."You are the only one I will do this for". Or I only do this with just a few guys. Hmmm Really? I know 12 of them myself.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;1364731]I know 12 of them myself.[/QUOTE]Lefty, make that 13!

You are so correct. Milwaukee parlors aren't even close. Two weeks ago, I was in Dallas. While full service AMPs are frowned upon, there are 8-9 clustered together in a half block on Emerald street. Decided to visit one and massages aren't even on the menu. There as a sign posted in the room to the effect that the facility wasn't licensed to provide massages so don't even ask for one. Everthing else was on the menu and the girls expect that you want the full treatment. BTW, the girls were cute with great little bodies. If I get back to Dallas, the Blue Angel is my first destination.

Would love to have an Asian regular here in Milwaukee but no luck so far.

You can just skip this one. It's been popping up on backpage and craigs. No extras or even simple teasing will be found. Heavier Latina in nursing scrubs. I've had enough massage sessions in over a decade to know when something is simply off-kilter.

It was a dry, well-mannered, by-the-book massage. The catch? It's an incall at the Suburban. I genuinely feel sorry for this gal. Nobody could possibly take this seriously. The price is reasonable, but the technique is flat. I rarely EVER get bored during a massage. Even if it's simply a vanilla session, I use it to relax. Not this time. Between her by-the-numbers finger pressing and the dry humping sounds coming from the other room, I had to get up and politely leave.

She claims to have others waiting in the wings to do outcall for her. Unless a photo shows up on her turn-key website (and hers does not) I'd avoid this one.

Save the .4 for a vigorous chair massage at Mayfair Mall.

Thanks again for TOFTT. I feel sorry for these gals who go to massage school or try to run a legit business. You cannot make a living in this business unless you are extremely skilled, extremely attractive, or provide a sensual HE. Most are physically unable to provide deep tissue massage. Those who can, can't do it more than once or twice a day. If a gal is just super beautiful, she will get business and can make a living teasing. But even a lame massage, average looks, can be overcome by a fabulous HE. I have found a few AMPs that focus on deep tissue massages by skilled and beautiful gals and provide a skilled and sensual ending. They are few and far between. But the waiting rooms are full and busy.

I've never gotten a great massage at a FS AMP.

[QUOTE=Wi Nite Owl; 1369863]You can just skip this one. It's been popping up on backpage and craigs. No extras or even simple teasing will be found. Heavier Latina in nursing scrubs. I've had enough massage sessions in over a decade to know when something is simply off-kilter.

It was a dry, well-mannered, by-the-book massage. The catch? It's an incall at the Suburban. I genuinely feel sorry for this gal. Nobody could possibly take this seriously. The price is reasonable, but the technique is flat. I rarely EVER get bored during a massage. Even if it's simply a vanilla session, I use it to relax. Not this time. Between her by-the-numbers finger pressing and the dry humping sounds coming from the other room, I had to get up and politely leave.

She claims to have others waiting in the wings to do outcall for her. Unless a photo shows up on her turn-key website (and hers does not) I'd avoid this one.

Save the. 4 for a vigorous chair massage at Mayfair Mall.[/QUOTE]

Well, I figured I would try Rachael who claims to be from LA. I scheduled her before talking with Lefty, and his report was spot on. A mediochure massage with no ending at all, in fact semi offended by erequest. Not worth the $.25 she asks for.

This almost sounds like it could be an identical review for Jessica, the "pet therapist" from LA. Lots of Backpage advertising left me hopeful, but Lefty's report came through at the nick of time. A therapeutic only session for 1. 25 is just to much to ask for, unless she is model worthy. The only local girl I ever felt that way about was Lai at MilwaukeesBestMassage. So stunning, I didn't mind paying top dollar just to have that woman's hands on me for a Swedish relaxation session.

Again, for a true holistic massage, the massage booths at Mayfair Mall or Brookfield Square will give you the same benefits for half the price.

[QUOTE=Waukesha;1370079]Well, I figured I would try Rachael who claims to be from LA. I scheduled her before talking with Lefty, and his report was spot on. A mediochure massage with no ending at all, in fact semi offended by erequest. Not worth the $.25 she asks for.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Wi Nite Owl;1370278]This almost sounds like it could be an identical review for Jessica, the "pet therapist" from LA.[/QUOTE]Yes, one in the same.

That's a very odd thing for her to do. If Jessica's so "legit," why run under an assumed name?

Or is Rachel another therapist working with her service?

[QUOTE=Waukesha;1371261]Yes, one in the same.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Wi Nite Owl; 1372638]That's a very odd thing for her to do. If Jessica's so "legit," why run under an assumed name?

Or is Rachel another therapist working with her service?[/QUOTE]In my opinion, I think she is trying to ake herself seem like a bigger operation, she uses "we" allot, but you never see any more pics then hers.

I find the lack of quality FBSM in Milwaukee a true downer. Since this was only 0. 8 + 0. 2, I decided to TOFTT on this one, in the hopes of making new ground.

The Pro's: She has a pleasant face and doesn't mind stripping down a bit to make herself comfortable. Thick, but solid in the trunk. Some body-to-body during the session. Overall, I received a genuine therapeutic deep tissue massage, plus I went to bed happy.

The Con's: The worst part is her lotion. It is so fragrant, it literally stinks for hours afterwards. She's very sensitive about being touched on top. Somewhat defensive about it actually. Once the finish is over, she is quick to flee and wash-up. This really breaks the spell.

My conclusion is to recommend her for the actual deep tissue before anything else. Not stunning enough in presentation or technique for religious visits, but skilled in basic services to get your knots out.

[url]http://milwaukee.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/relax-and-unwind-510-224-3257/5480642[/url]

[QUOTE=Wi Nite Owl; 1372638]That's a very odd thing for her to do. If Jessica's so "legit," why run under an assumed name?

Or is Rachel another therapist working with her service?[/QUOTE]Jessica is doing massage in Miami now. She is running ads on CL.

We have it so bad here. I went to a resort area that had 6 AMPs. All I needed was one. Five drop dead Korean knockouts. Ranged from 4-7 to 5-7, all spinners and all great bodies. Mamasan came off a little rough but she is a nice gals once she gets to know you. She's a larger, older, rough looking, wearing an apron. House gets. 6, and the tips are. 6 1. 0, and 1. 4 for FS. My advice, get the FS. She lined them up and I got to pick. It took me 5 days to get through all of them. One was just as good as the next. The downside was that after day 3, I really couldn't tell the difference. Except the tiny 4-7 gal. All the logistics of such a tiny girl but she filled my tiny girl fantasy. All skilled in every way. Table shower was done with no exception. Includes mouthwash and a few minutes drying in the sauna. They clean every nook and crack. You get a good inspection for their protection. Everything is covered. Also included was a top notch deep tissue massage which was as good as CMT quality. Its a busy place. There is an assistant mamasan and a phone girl / clean up girl who was also cute. Her job is to do the laundry and set up the tables and towels.

The girls are housed off site at an apartment. How they come and go is a mystery but someone must be driving them. The only cars there are customers. They keep two girls on full time while they rotate the other 3 with AMPs around the country. Some guys like familiarity while others like variety. Sometimes its nice to be greeted by an old friend. They all do a nice sell job to be picked but don't take it personal if they arn't. All are super friendly and all take orders well. The nicer you are to them, they are even more nicer to you. They have a loyalty program and they keep a record of when you come using your first name and birthday. They make a note of something special about you like where you are from just to make you feel welcome the next time.

All the girls where high heels and thong bikinis. They walk like models as they walk about. They are all at least a 9 on a 10 scale. Really, they are as close to perfect as you will get. Ages range from 22 to 27. No middle aged girls or grannies here. All with silky smooth skin, no tats, and all with tiny, yet shapely behinds.

You get the full hour which doesn't even start until the table shower is complete and your are getting settled in your room. So you really get is about 70-75 minutes. When finished and dressed, you get to meet any of the other girls who are not busy. Your attendant will then put on a white silk bathrobe and step back into her high heels. You will get a nice hot towel cleanup.

I'm not sure how much they make but the house keeps the door fee. I think the girls get at least half the tip.

If one is having her period she might be assigned the shower but usually your attendant will give you the shower.

The mamasan sees you on her computer via security cameras at the door so if she knows you, she runs right out. Special care is taken so you never see any of the other customers and they never see you.

There was a kitchen for meals and a break room / locker / tv room for rest and changing clothes. Even a treadmill for exercise.

After day 5 I was ready to leave. There is no need to try any of the other 5 AMPs. They are $20-40 cheaper but the quality is not the same from what I hear.

Afterward, I just go back to my cheap motel room, watch HBO, lay by the pool, surf the net, and sleep the night away.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;1375821]We have it so bad here. I went to a resort area that had 6 AMPs.[/QUOTE]So, where were you? Sounds great.