Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=HandBanana;1940681]They're watching it. Period. Go at your own risk. If you decide to visit, I would advise going during the day while the parking lot is busier and you can mix with other visitors of the building. After 6 pm the lot becomes a ghost town and its pretty obvious why you're there. As for what the Busternutter said, it's pretty clear that LE is watching the door based on their location and angle of their car.[/QUOTE]I think some of you guys are way to cautious, suspicious, or paranoid (I want to say the other word that begins with "P" This reminds me of a time I went to a spa in Ellicott City and I parked in the middle of a huge lot. Another guy parked right upfront, right after I got out the car. I didn't want to go in at the same time as him so I hung back as he walked to the entrance. I turn around and the guy is running back to his car. He starts the engine and bolts out of there, but before he does, he makes a point of driving all the way to where I am, circles me and my car (no doubt to get a good look at me), before finally taking off. I laugh my ass off and go inside. So he probably came on here and reported that "LE is watching in Ellicott City...". Ha ha.

Look, nobody wants to get pinched. And I will agree that when I see some guy waiting in his car outside these places, it annoys the fuck out of me. But then I realize that the guy might be waiting for his partner (which is weird). But guys do the same thing outside strip clubs. Simply walking into an AMP is not an admission to any crime. Furthermore, you do not owe it to any officer to tell him / her why you are where you are. I've been to "garage" strip clubs where there were police outside for "security" and everyone knew the establishment was engaged in everything short of actual intercourse and soliciting for takeout was also going on (good ol' days).

I disagree with this comment that it's best to go during the day. Why? Because they can stake out all they want, but the chance of LE doing a bust is rare at nighttime for an establishment open all day. LE gets more bang for its buck if they do a bust IN THE DAYTIME; the exposure (while bystanders are watching and the news is reporting) casts more of a negative cloud on the business and is more effective in running them out, as opposed to at night, when no one's around to go "Oh, shit! That's why the AMPs screen us and take their precautions the way they do.

If still not convinced, simply dress up in a UPS uniform before you visit the AMP. Bring a box and go in as if your delivering a package. Well, technically, you are...

[QUOTE=Utwogood;1945660]I think some of you guys are way to cautious, suspicious, or paranoid (I want to say the other word that begins with "P" This reminds me of a time I went to a spa in Ellicott City and I parked in the middle of a huge lot. Another guy parked right upfront, right after I got out the car. I didn't want to go in at the same time as him so I hung back as he walked to the entrance. I turn around and the guy is running back to his car. He starts the engine and bolts out of there, but before he does, he makes a point of driving all the way to where I am, circles me and my car (no doubt to get a good look at me), before finally taking off. I laugh my ass off and go inside. So he probably came on here and reported that "LE is watching in Ellicott City...". Ha ha.

Look, nobody wants to get pinched. And I will agree that when I see some guy waiting in his car outside these places, it annoys the fuck out of me. But then I realize that the guy might be waiting for his partner (which is weird). But guys do the same thing outside strip clubs. Simply walking into an AMP is not an admission to any crime. Furthermore, you do not owe it to any officer to tell him / her why you are where you are. I've been to "garage" strip clubs where there were police outside for "security" and everyone knew the establishment was engaged in everything short of actual intercourse and soliciting for takeout was also going on (good ol' days).

I disagree with this comment that it's best to go during the day. Why? Because they can stake out all they want, but the chance of LE doing a bust is rare at nighttime for an establishment open all day. LE gets more bang for its buck if they do a bust IN THE DAYTIME; the exposure (while bystanders are watching and the news is reporting) casts more of a negative cloud on the business and is more effective in running them out, as opposed to at night, when no one's around to go "Oh, shit! That's why the AMPs screen us and take their precautions the way they do.

If still not convinced, simply dress up in a UPS uniform before you visit the AMP. Bring a box and go in as if your delivering a package. Well, technically, you are...[/QUOTE]I feel the same way, but I only know for certain about one spa getting busted. That happened at about noon on a Wednesday.

Other stories I have read, I am not sure about the accuracy of times and days. But it seems like it's generally midweek during the daytime. Of course, I could be very wrong.

Columd

[QUOTE=Utwogood;1945660]I think some of you guys are way to cautious, suspicious, or paranoid (I want to say the other word that begins with "P" This reminds me of a time I went to a spa in Ellicott City and I parked in the middle of a huge lot. Another guy parked right upfront, right after I got out the car. I didn't want to go in at the same time as him so I hung back as he walked to the entrance. I turn around and the guy is running back to his car. He starts the engine and bolts out of there, but before he does, he makes a point of driving all the way to where I am, circles me and my car (no doubt to get a good look at me), before finally taking off. I laugh my ass off and go inside. So he probably came on here and reported that "LE is watching in Ellicott City...". Ha ha.

Look, nobody wants to get pinched. And I will agree that when I see some guy waiting in his car outside these places, it annoys the fuck out of me. But then I realize that the guy might be waiting for his partner (which is weird). But guys do the same thing outside strip clubs. Simply walking into an AMP is not an admission to any crime. Furthermore, you do not owe it to any officer to tell him / her why you are where you are. I've been to "garage" strip clubs where there were police outside for "security" and everyone knew the establishment was engaged in everything short of actual intercourse and soliciting for takeout was also going on (good ol' days).

I disagree with this comment that it's best to go during the day. Why? Because they can stake out all they want, but the chance of LE doing a bust is rare at nighttime for an establishment open all day. LE gets more bang for its buck if they do a bust IN THE DAYTIME; the exposure (while bystanders are watching and the news is reporting) casts more of a negative cloud on the business and is more effective in running them out, as opposed to at night, when no one's around to go "Oh, shit! That's why the AMPs screen us and take their precautions the way they do.

If still not convinced, simply dress up in a UPS uniform before you visit the AMP. Bring a box and go in as if your delivering a package. Well, technically, you are...[/QUOTE]Amen Brother!

Had a crazy dream a few weeks back where I started in heaven and definitely ended up in hell.. Got there soon after the doors open and greeted by the Mms. Had the usual exchange as she led me to a room. Christmas music playing in heaven, appropriate I guess...Shorter girl comes in, mid age, all black outfit, little big but tna alright. I go for the hr, she asks about ts, I say sure and drop 6. Ts started good, plenty of exploring really left me squeaky, starting to like this place, then a knock on the door. She turns the water off, starts peering towards the back of the place, though the sound and chatter came from the front (assumed mirror on the back wall), and then tightens up the curtain, getting me all nervous. After awhile, yells out something, then Mms does too, and she continues to finish and clean up. Walk back to the room but little did I know that little experience was limbo compared to what came next.

Lie down, soft massage on the shoulder then she sits on my kidneys; I'm not a wide guy so I'm crunchin my abs to prevent her from loosening my vertebrae even further. Then she stands up on the table, grabs the pole on the ceiling and starts a back walk. I would think you use the pole to take some of the weight off of your customer's body, but that didn't seem like (nor feel like) the case as she sank her weight in my upper back, dug the balls of her feet into my forearms, and scrubbed her dry, cracked feet on my shoulders, cracking joints all along the way. I've never been freaked to the point at a massage where I thought my bones were going to snap. I'm grunting, saying its too hard, but she keeps going. Call me weak, but that ish was far beyond a hard massage. Finishes up with a walk on the lower body which I could handle a bit better but by the flip, I'm so dazed at what just happened I almost forgot why I was there. Starts with the feather touches, gets friendly, and both brains are reminded why.

Then she grabs it and says "you want this?" I say yea, and she taps the table and says "ok go, you pay first". I half-jokingly say "for what" because usually there's a tad more context than that, and making me get up mid-message kinna ruins the whole exp. Reluctantly I comply and offer 6 (mainly because I'm just tapped out from the anxiety of fractured ribs).. She says 8 for more but again, I'm thrown off by the Rules of this Engagement so I decline and she complies. Back to the table and she starts, then all of a sudden, she starts to growl and starts biting me! And I'm not talking playful teething, I'm talking straight teeth. That accompanied with her growling and saying "I'm a dragon (growl), dragon (growl)" and now I'm just utterly freaked. At first I laughed be / see I'm like ok, new treatment, but then she does it again.. And again.. By now I say "ok you need to stop, you're being ridiculous", but she's still laughing. Like I said, hell. She finally stops and says " ok no mo" Waits awhile, loses the outfit, and after a good while more, finishes the session. But not before another 2 visits from the dragon and me saying enough already. Get dressed and leave.. Mms asks how it was, I say meh. Should have said something but I'm just tryin to get out of there. Seriously Blown away. Soo glad I woke up from that dream.

[QUOTE=Columd;1946171]I feel the same way, but I only know for certain about one spa getting busted. That happened at about noon on a Wednesday.

Other stories I have read, I am not sure about the accuracy of times and days. But it seems like it's generally midweek during the daytime. Of course, I could be very wrong.

Columd[/QUOTE]The cops don't have to pay overtime for night & weekend stakeouts and raids.

There will be a judge available to arraign somebody. Waking up a judge in the middle of the night or tracking his / her down on the weekend for an AMP bust tends to make for a cranky judge.

Support staff is available to finish the dirty deed: Confiscate computers, cash, evidence, and to do the taping.

If they are playing the trafficking / immigration game, those feds are also available during the day.

[QUOTE=HaoBa;1952166]Had a crazy dream a few weeks back where I started in heaven and definitely ended up in hell.. Got there soon after the doors open and greeted by the Mms. Had the usual exchange as she led me to a room. Christmas music playing in heaven, appropriate I guess...Shorter girl comes in, mid age, all black outfit, little big but tna alright. I go for the hr, she asks about ts, I say sure and drop 6. Ts started good, plenty of exploring really left me squeaky, starting to like this place, then a knock on the door. She turns the water off, starts peering towards the back of the place, though the sound and chatter came from the front (assumed mirror on the back wall), and then tightens up the curtain, getting me all nervous. After awhile, yells out something, then Mms does too, and she continues to finish and clean up. Walk back to the room but little did I know that little experience was limbo compared to what came next.

Lie down, soft massage on the shoulder then she sits on my kidneys; I'm not a wide guy so I'm crunchin my abs to prevent her from loosening my vertebrae even further. Then she stands up on the table, grabs the pole on the ceiling and starts a back walk. I would think you use the pole to take some of the weight off of your customer's body, but that didn't seem like (nor feel like) the case as she sank her weight in my upper back, dug the balls of her feet into my forearms, and scrubbed her dry, cracked feet on my shoulders, cracking joints all along the way. I've never been freaked to the point at a massage where I thought my bones were going to snap. I'm grunting, saying its too hard, but she keeps going. Call me weak, but that ish was far beyond a hard massage. Finishes up with a walk on the lower body which I could handle a bit better but by the flip, I'm so dazed at what just happened I almost forgot why I was there. Starts with the feather touches, gets friendly, and both brains are reminded why.

Then she grabs it and says "you want this?" I say yea, and she taps the table and says "ok go, you pay first". I half-jokingly say "for what" because usually there's a tad more context than that, and making me get up mid-message kinna ruins the whole exp. Reluctantly I comply and offer 6 (mainly because I'm just tapped out from the anxiety of fractured ribs).. She says 8 for more but again, I'm thrown off by the Rules of this Engagement so I decline and she complies. Back to the table and she starts, then all of a sudden, she starts to growl and starts biting me! And I'm not talking playful teething, I'm talking straight teeth. That accompanied with her growling and saying "I'm a dragon (growl), dragon (growl)" and now I'm just utterly freaked. At first I laughed be / see I'm like ok, new treatment, but then she does it again.. And again.. By now I say "ok you need to stop, you're being ridiculous", but she's still laughing. Like I said, hell. She finally stops and says " ok no mo" Waits awhile, loses the outfit, and after a good while more, finishes the session. But not before another 2 visits from the dragon and me saying enough already. Get dressed and leave.. Mms asks how it was, I say meh. Should have said something but I'm just tryin to get out of there. Seriously Blown away. Soo glad I woke up from that dream.[/QUOTE]Not quite the same, but similarities. No biting now, but a few growls, which was rather bizarre. Fortunately, there was no walking on back. Did ask for tip (and pressed for quite a bit more than standard) mid-massage, which was annoying. Refused to pay higher rate and standard was accepted. Also, hour turned out to be about 40 minutes at most, and the new house fee has gone up. OK, but not a great experience.

Anybody who was out on the Beltway last night knows just how awful the evening rush hour was. I was in the southwestern part of the Beltway and had read generally good things about Golden. Given the traffic and the dwindling number of options available to us in the AMP arena in DC and to the north, I decided to stop. Access from Branch Ave was simple. Parking was ample. I entered the building and walked up the stairs. The motion sensor went off while I was in the stairwell and mamasan was at the open door as I turned the corner for the last flight. I did the usual response to having been there before and who did you see. Even at 7 pm on a Friday night, I was the only customer in the place.

My therapist was Yoyo. She was tall.- perhaps 5'7" .- and reasonably trim for being mid-late 40's. The only negative was a hint of cigarette breath. To make a long story short, she was the most skiiled AMP therapist I have had in a long time. We had a lengthy trip through Asia and France. At one point, I felt a leg cramp coming on and suddenly shifted. She told me to stay where I was with the comment, "I the boss!" Lately, I've had difficulty finishing the job wearing a raincoat and have had to ask for manual assistance. Not this time.- Yoyo made me feel and act like I was 20 years younger.

My gig in that part of town lasts through Tuesday, and I just might go back.

Glad to go into more details for trusted seniors.

Returning from a nightmare date in fairfax Saturday evening with a Chinese freak. Driving rain around 495. I had been there before so I took the 5 exit south and found a pot-o-gold! The luck of the irish (though I am not irish) was found at golden wellness. All business there though I had to request a line up and my request was granted. I had had three double single malt scotches (a triple double) but my choice of providers still made it ALL happen. I think her name was tina...or lina? After we were done she asked me to choose a number and she wrote it down along with my style and preferences in korean. I think the other providers there will enjoy her findings. Left for a relaxing drive home. Will return mid-week.

I was in the area on a business meeting, after the morning beltway traffic mess, I decided to try a visit to Heaven (afternoon hour). Was introduced to a friendly, very attractive (35-40 ish), Asian therapist. (Sorry, I do not remember her name. (I THINK she may be new!-She's not the same masseuse I had last time). Requested a 1 hour Deep-tissue massage. Was very pleased with her massage technique. The finish was FINE! All standard. No hassle. Just the way I like it!! She's smiled and asked me to "come back soon honey"-which I will repeat..and I'll try to remember her name this time! I also plan on visiting Golden, based on their recent reviews. Will keep you all posted. Have a safe and happy holiday!

Lex took Max's advice to heart and visited Golden. When he entered, Tina was on deck, forcing Lex to request a certain toy on a string. Lex was surprised by her height as well as her beauty. She was very interested in how Lex had learned about her.

After repeated assurances that the internet had played no role in his visit, she got down to business, which was as Max had described. However I will not repeat, her offer of a double with Miss Jessica notwithstanding.

LexLuthet.

Made the rounds Friday. 3 out of 4 parlors...no can do. 1 out of 4 can do but same ole line up. Went to a heavenly place as a last resort. Oh yeah, walked in with my 7 and midway through our session she turned my 7 into an 11. I was so intoxicated I forgot her name. Will return and I'll know her when I see her.

I have been a somewhat good boy this year so I gave myself a gift. Drove at night into the rising Sun. For a half hour and my gift tasted like "hunny". RS lent a hand but I stopped short to save myself. Again driving for the rest of my gift and went to see the klaus. TK had a gift for me in the form of "gucci". It was designed just for me but the designer said it took her awhile but in the end she knew I had good taste. Thanks, santa.

[QUOTE=KingMountain;1964501]I have been a somewhat good boy this year so I gave myself a gift. Drove at night into the rising Sun. For a half hour and my gift tasted like "hunny". RS lent a hand but I stopped short to save myself. Again driving for the rest of my gift and went to see the klaus. TK had a gift for me in the form of "gucci". It was designed just for me but the designer said it took her awhile but in the end she knew I had good taste. Thanks, santa.[/QUOTE]New sheriff in town!

I visit the cy twice recently and was greeted by mama! And drew yo yo first! Everything standard etc. And later drew pe pe I guess her name was that. She was great! Lots of laughs!! I shall repeat sometime later. Cy alive and well at the time I went in!

Sampled some delightful cherries during my visit, one cherry in particular. Same experience and level of satisfaction as experienced during my visit a couple of weeks ago.

Trusted seniors can PM for details.

Be safe -- Max.