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[QUOTE=Jdf 1960]"........"tongue-in-cheek, but I actually received a really good massage at the mall for $12, plus a dollar tip. Ha!
Seriously, those little ZIPPERS at the mall give a pretty good back massage for very little money.
Note: Not poking fun at your lousy experience at the RMP.
Just a little humor.[/QUOTE]
Zippers
I know this is a little late but......... Sorry racist slurs just aren't funny to me.
Dissappointed
BadBoy
[QUOTE=Rayray773]There's one that advertises on CL in Lansdale that looks tempting, [/QUOTE]Avoid that one. It's crap. Older woman, only one there. No TS, massage is garbage, you get some light touching then asked to flip after 10 minutes then the HE. If you are looking for a decent place, then don't go here.
Where are you staying on business?
For some good ideas and reviews that you can't find here you can visit [url]http://www.spahunters.com[/url]
[QUOTE=Ssssbadboyssss]Zippers
I know this is a little late but......... Sorry racist slurs just aren't funny to me.
Dissappointed
BadBoy[/QUOTE]I didn't know "Zippers" was a racial slur?
Found this cool site... [url]http://www.rsdb.org/[/url] now we can insult everyone properly!
Remember everyone, Free Speech means you will be insulted and you will be offended. This is a good thing. You don't have to respect the person insulting or offending you but I'll die for their right to insult me.
[QUOTE=Ssssbadboyssss]Zippers
I know this is a little late but......... Sorry racist slurs just aren't funny to me.
Dissappointed
BadBoy[/QUOTE]If you read my entire post (a whole three lines or so), I did qualify the statement by indicating that it was just humor.
The irony of your post, however, is uncanny. The entire premise of this web site thrives on the exploitation of women. Your post is the result of psychological displacement. Fact of the matter is, you feel so poorly about yourself for fucking prostitutes that the only way you can feel decent about yourself is to try and correct the racial statements. (Your words, not mine)
We now resume back to the discussion of local hookers.
[QUOTE=Jdf 1960]If you read my entire post (a whole three lines or so), I did qualify the statement by indicating that it was just humor.
The irony of your post, however, is uncanny. The entire premise of this web site thrives on the exploitation of women. Your post is the result of psychological displacement. Fact of the matter is, you feel so poorly about yourself for fucking prostitutes that the only way you can feel decent about yourself is to try and correct the racial statements. (Your words, not mine)
We now resume back to the discussion of local hookers.[/QUOTE]
Sure resume your discussion, I stand by my statement, I don't find racial slurs funny period, just my opinion, not psychologic whatever, just crass and uncalled for and a violation of the site rules. If you don't agree that's your perogative of course, either way this is a forum and I can state my opinion or comments about your reviews.
BadBoy
Was in town for the day and took the opportunity to visit one of the massage places in town. I was able to go to 1233(? ) and spent some time with Kelly. She was taller than usual for an AMP lady, almost as tall as me. Her English was not the best but we managed to communicate just fine. Had a nice table shower and then back to the room for an OK massage. What I liked best about this visit was that she never asked me how much at the end of the massage, on the flip she was already nude and just went to her business. While it was not the best experience I have, she was a bit more aggressive during the service, but she was cute and my visit was above average for an AMP experience for me. Again, loved that money was never discussed and was able to tip her what I felt was fine.
$60 house fee and I tipped $120 for her efforts. I would repeat when back in town. She thanked me for my tip as well.
I was wondering if there are any active AMPs south of South St. We all know the places in Center City and North of Vine St. I was thinking that there must be, with all the great SE Asian restaurants there must be some great SE Asian AMPs nearby. Please let me know if you have found any.
CL has a post for southside spa. It say's the corner of 5th and south.
Couldn't find the place.
Anyone know where it is or have any idea if it is worth the trip?
[QUOTE=Slinky55]CL has a post for southside spa. It say's the corner of 5th and south.
Couldn't find the place.
Anyone know where it is or have any idea if it is worth the trip?[/QUOTE]I've looked for it casually on more than one occasion as I live not too far from there-never actually found an entrance.
Also, anyone have info on the Healing Hands place in Horsham on Easton? I'm going to be in that area throughout the week, and want to make sure I'm not wasting my time. I know I don't have a consistent post history, so if anyone who has info on Healing Hands PM's me I'm happy to trade info on places downtown like 1010, 237, 13th, etc.
Trying places outside of center city have been a bust for me, re: Welsh Road, also Bustleton Ave. Street Road. Was good for R&T though. Older asian with big naturals charged .6 for the house and after lots of assurance of "I don't want trouble" during the table shower, it was. 7 for a topless "happy" ending. Best I've gotten outside of downtown, though.
Is a waste of time if you are expecting more than a hand.
Healing Hands is hit or miss but I have hit more often than not. HJ only
[QUOTE=Slinky55]CL has a post for southside spa. It say's the corner of 5th and south.
Couldn't find the place.
Anyone know where it is or have any idea if it is worth the trip?[/QUOTE]It's not excatly on the corner. It's more in the middle of the block. The Address is 526 S. 5th Street. There are two blackout glass doors.
Also it's an average massage palor.
[QUOTE=Stan545]I've looked for it casually on more than one occasion as I live not too far from there-never actually found an entrance.
Also, anyone have info on the Healing Hands place in Horsham on Easton? I'm going to be in that area throughout the week, and want to make sure I'm not wasting my time. I know I don't have a consistent post history, so if anyone who has info on Healing Hands PM's me I'm happy to trade info on places downtown like 1010, 237, 13th, etc.
Trying places outside of center city have been a bust for me, re: Welsh Road, also Bustleton Ave. Street Road. Was good for R&T though. Older asian with big naturals charged .6 for the house and after lots of assurance of "I don't want trouble" during the table shower, it was. 7 for a topless "happy" ending. Best I've gotten outside of downtown, though.[/QUOTE]May take a visit or 2, but they will treat you well once comfortable with you
[QUOTE=Jnorvilas]It's not excatly on the corner. It's more in the middle of the block. The Address is 526 S. 5th Street. There are two blackout glass doors.
Also it's an average massage palor.[/QUOTE]Been here myself - not much going on. Don't even know why they are even advertising.
I have done some searching on the boards but can't dig up much current 411. I am coming to town on business just after the Xmas and seek a lovely, discreet, preferably Asian outcall massage therapist. I've been to Race St AMPs on past trips, but that was long ago and I'm looking for something a little higher end this time. Any tips would be appreciated. If you make your way to Chicago, I can return the favor.