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[QUOTE=Coochie Eater]I would head to Victor's. Great pickup spot. Single's bar for the over 30 crowd, but half the babes in there are hookers. Whether you get laid or not, you'll have fun.[/QUOTE]Coochie,

I have been to Victors many times, but Alas being a little slow, I have not seen that many hookers there. In fact I have not seen any. I may not be asking the right questions, but I don't see it. I have many aqiantainces that I would have put up a couple of bucks for. But nothing that was obvious. Again it might just be me. But!

B

[QUOTE=Britfella]Coochie,

I have been to Victors many times, but Alas being a little slow, I have not seen that many hookers there. In fact I have not seen any. I may not be asking the right questions, but I don't see it. I have many aqiantainces that I would have put up a couple of bucks for. But nothing that was obvious. Again it might just be me. But! [/QUOTE]I can only vouch for my own experience. First, Victor's is a place that middle aged white men go to hit on black women. I know cuz I'm a middle aged white guy. Secondly, I have picked up hookers there and a friend of mine has picked up hookers there. Whether you get a hooker or not, you'll get women that are there for action. I have also picked up black women there that are not hookers, and got to f*** for free.

Actually, I was there one night when my friend went off with a hooker, and since he drove, (we're from the western part of the state) he leaves me sitting there until after bar time. So I know for certain that the neighborhood around Vic's is safe cuz I sat there until 3:30 am while this bastard gets his weasel greased. Thank god it was summer.

Thanks for all the help guys.

I'm sure I'll have some fun one way (or two, or the other) :)

Nice

[QUOTE=Niceguy3]Thanks for all the help guys.

I'm sure I'll have some fun one way (or two, or the other) :)

Nice[/QUOTE]Good luck! Let us know how things turn out.

Hey guys, do be careful out there especially on the south loop. At 730am a couple days ago I was cruising the south loop Lincoln around 23rd. Saw a suspect that I had never seen before. Tall blonde but looked out of place. She was giving the look but after a couple passes I did not see THE look in her eyes. decided to do a little snooping. Just east of her there were two guys sitting in a car. Same a block north. Around the corner was a white van with two guys sitting in it. i may be wrong but it looked too much like a sting to me. Gals can give A look, but the real SWs have THE look.

Be safe

I know that LE is doing a sting for the past week. Have heard that it is on the south side so watch it. Has anyone had anyluck up in the area of Brown Deer Rd? I saw a prego white girl the other day but wasnt sure if the look was there or not. Anyone know of any action up in that area? I work close to there so would like to possibly find someone in the area. Anyone got regulars up there that they can share?

[QUOTE=Turkey John]Have a recorder with you. Record the conversation. I usually have a bible with me. If anyone wants to know why I am talking with the unfortiunate SW, I say I am spreading salvation.[/QUOTE]

I love this bible idea & next time I take a gal to a no-tel I'll be lifting one from the drawer by the bed. This would also come in handy while I'm sitting on a side street getting blown by some gal. Sometimes I have to pick up a map & make out I'm figuring out where I'm going while she's doing the business with her head down. But being seen reading a bible would be more acceptable.

I've often wondered how I'd respond to questions by LE about why I'm driving around such a dangerous neighborhood which is why I carry a camera with me. If they ask I'm taking photos for my website.

Craven

[QUOTE=Craven Morehead]
I've often wondered how I'd respond to questions by LE about why I'm driving around such a dangerous neighborhood which is why I carry a camera with me. If they ask I'm taking photos for my website.
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One thing I learned from one of my mentors on this forum was the value of having a Real Estate License. You're always able to say that you're at the very least looking for a viable investment property - and it excuses the camera and at least here on the East Coast, allows you to legally carry a concealed weapon.
Not to mention that if you get interrogated by a cop, he may just end up becoming a client. But seriously, it's the best excuse in the world, and frankly, it's completely unimpeachable by anyone, unless you're actually caught In Flagrante Delicto, but that is another issue altogether. Come to think of it, wasn't Lefty in Real Estate as well? It's a hell of a lot of return for a $300 investment, not to mention the commissions you'll save the next time you buy or sell your own place.

Benchseats Rock

[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock]One thing I learned from one of my mentors on this forum was the value of having a Real Estate License. You're always able to say that you're at the very least looking for a viable investment property - and it excuses the camera and at least here on the East Coast, allows you to legally carry a concealed weapon.
Not to mention that if you get interrogated by a cop, he may just end up becoming a client. But seriously, it's the best excuse in the world, and frankly, it's completely unimpeachable by anyone, unless you're actually caught In Flagrante Delicto, but that is another issue altogether. Come to think of it, wasn't Lefty in Real Estate as well? It's a hell of a lot of return for a $300 investment, not to mention the commissions you'll save the next time you buy or sell your own place.

Benchseats Rock[/QUOTE]


The only hole in Agent is logic is: "fine, but why are you here at 3 AM looking at places in the dark and when it's most dangerous sir?? Pictures of property? in the dark? with the flash? Your gonna get shot!"

Personally, I think the Bible thumper story would have a slightly better chance of getting you out of that one: "Officer, people need saving at all hours..." The beauty is, the dumber and more hillbilly sounding you are, the more convincing you are too.

I like CM's supplier, next time you see one, thank a Gideon! BTW has anyone ever seen a Gideon? I've had rooms for days at time and done many unholy things in them, and yet, I've never had a Gideon knock on the door to make SURE there was bible in that room while it was all going on. Picture this scene; "SirP, there is allot of moaning, sexual noises and a constant flow of women of ill repute going in and out of that room. I wanted to be SURE there was a Gideons Bible in there". ME: "Hang on, nope. It must have left with the last monger...."

The greatest book ever written, sure.

However, you are under no obligation to LE as to your personal business, they can ask, but you don't have to tell them. Simply, I like driving around. Lots of "I don't knows" to their questions are good too. Who says you have to know everything, I don't.

[QUOTE=Sir Phukzalot]The only hole in Agent is logic is: "fine, but why are you here at 3 AM looking at places in the dark and when it's most dangerous sir?? Pictures of property? in the dark? with the flash? Your gonna get shot!"

Personally, I think the Bible thumper story would have a slightly better chance of getting you out of that one: "Officer, people need saving at all hours..." The beauty is, the dumber and more hillbilly sounding you are, the more convincing you are too.

I like CM's supplier, next time you see one, thank a Gideon! BTW has anyone ever seen a Gideon? I've had rooms for days at time and done many unholy things in them, and yet, I've never had a Gideon knock on the door to make SURE there was bible in that room while it was all going on. Picture this scene; "SirP, there is allot of moaning, sexual noises and a constant flow of women of ill repute going in and out of that room. I wanted to be SURE there was a Gideons Bible in there". ME: "Hang on, nope. It must have left with the last monger...."[/QUOTE]


I think I'm going to have to use the bible thumper bit myself - it's just too fucking hilarious not to. An agent at 3 in the morning is a tough one to beat, you're right, but it is beatable. I don't know much about the real estate market out in your neck of the woods, but I can't think that housing is exactly dirt cheap - after all, it's an investment, right?

The W/W loop here in Baltimore is the holy grail of mongering - literally any hour of any day, you can't spit 10 feet without hitting a sw, well, that is of course unless the SW is running up the block to get her crack buzz going, then I suppose it would be more like 30 or 40 feet... but still.... Not even 10 years ago the houses in the neighborhood could be had for 15k-20k. Right now, Baltimore is still not quite sure that there is such a thing as a real estate bubble - a burned out shell of a rowhome in the middle of ground zero is selling for 230k - and that's a deal. A good one at that. My point is, when officer douchebag turns on his proud lights and asks a real estate agent what they're doing, my answer is simple.

"This is a prime investment neighborhood officer - I'm sure that you're more than aware of that - so tell me, if you were spending 500k to buy and rehab a rowhouse in a city on pace to hit 350 murders this year, and you actually had to live in that house until you can sell it, wouldn't you want to know what the neighborhood looks like at 3 in the morning? Of course you would. I know that crime is going to be a major obstacle in selling a house in this neighborhood - and I want to be able to tell my client that at 3 or 4 in the morning they're not going to hear gunshots on a regular basis - or that they are or are not going to see drug dealers and prostitutes taking over the corners and convenience stores - Officer, can you tell me which 24 hour 7-11 is safer this time of night? I'm sort of hungry and I could really use a slurpee and a hot dog."

The neat part about going through all of that is that by the time you're done, the cop just thinks you're an overzealous capitalist real estate agent. He gets to help you out by teaching you about the stores in the neighborhood so he's happy that he gets to actually do something that doesn't involve paperwork - but the important thing is that built into the story is that he knows that you're going to be checking out the hood several times over the next couple of weeks... so you've going from being a possible monger to being an invisible civilian.

I swear it takes a whole lot less time to say it than it does to read it - sorry for the megilla....



Bench

South Loop was totally infested with LE today and a couple of decoys.

Be careful.

Hit the south loop today in the afternoon 2ish and seeing a few strung out SW and a some LE presence. Hit the North loop tonight and LE was all over the scene. Haven't seen that much LE in a while, but they were busy with lots of stops. I even saw a old LE Station wagon with people pulled over on 2 different occasions, multiple other street stops, and 2 bicycle cops too. Tried to "give a ride" to a 9 on the SW scale around 33rd and and, but hopped in a nicer car that pulled up next to me. Saw here again about 15 min later, but by the time I got around someone else scooped her up. Oh well, I wasted enough gas mongering tonight. I haven't seen much when I've checked out the south loop, and the north loop is getting sketcher by the day, so I don't know how much more mongering I can do. And if the older guy in the nicer car uses the board, I hate you.

Anyone have any experience with quest? I got a s**t load of numbers, but haven't followed up. Good or bad, let's hear 'em!

[QUOTE=Coochie Eater]I would head to Victor's. Great pickup spot. Single's bar for the over 30 crowd, but half the babes in there are hookers. Whether you get laid or not, you'll have fun.[/QUOTE]I'll be in MKE this week in the same downtown area, so where is Victor's? And what's the best way to point out a SW?