Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Tsboy69]Upland is 4 miles East of Pomona.

Upland is 20 miles West of San Bernardino.

I'm thinking it's more relevant to post in the Pomona chat.[/QUOTE]Huh?

Upland is in San Bernardino and Pomona is in LA not sure the logic.

[QUOTE=Iefunseeker]Huh?

Upland is in San Bernardino and Pomona is in LA not sure the logic.[/QUOTE]The logic is easy to figure out. Pomona is in Los Angeles County. Upland, right next to Pomona. is in San Bernardino County.

So the County line determines which forum is to be chosen.

If there was a MP in Trona (if you could stand the smell), 29 Palms, or in Needles, a report on that MP would appear next to an Upland MP.

Frankly, I don't care one way or the other, but that is what the logic is based on.

Does it really matter which forum it's in? There aren't many post's here anyways I'm sure most of you read both areas anyways. The majority of the san bernardino posts are from bloomington anyways.

I think you lost sight of the fact that the place was really good.

Went to Royal Massage out in Bloomington to see my ATF, but she was busy so I ended up with 35yr.old (what she told me) korean Yumi. Remember the age an asian provider gives you, you must add 10 years to it in order to get there true age. Took a shower & back in the room she gave me a rubdown. She gave me Rimjob but with no tongue penetration like May does at VM. Fliped over for some BLS & she licked my precum & said "sweet". Gave me a BBBJ then the condom went on for some Reverse CowGirl as she rode me hard. Then without me asking she took it outside of her pussy & put it inside her ass. She then got in Doggy-Style while I fucked her some more in the ass. She ended up flat on her stomach while I fucked the shit out of her ass from behind. I really did enjoy hearing her grunt & moan. Blew my load in her anus & she cleaned me up. Then gave me another massage from head to toe. Took another shower, she helped me get dressed in the room. She wanted a Ben but I gave her the donation I thought she was worth. She got upset & did not even walk me to the door. Next time I will wait the hour & come back to see my ATF. I would not recommend Yumi with much more younger talent at this place. 40/70

Misfit

Decided to check out RM. Had Sopia (not sure if she was trying to say Sophia). She looked mid 30s nice rack and nice ass. So she begins with massage, kind of rushed and not that good. I actually enjoy getting a good massage every now and then but whatever. So on the flip BLS, then the next thing I know she has me in her mouth. Puts the condom on with her mouth! She was really into it. Then after a while she turn around for K9. 40/60.

Went here and it's def YMMV. 40 bucks and nothing. They just spritzed me with Glade and that's it. I didn't get Lisa, some other chick, big chested but on the heavy side. I guess if they're not feelin it, you just come out smelling like. I don't know what that is.

[QUOTE=RalleyMonkey]After seeing lots of ads for this place in upland i finally decided to try it out. They advertise hot young latina staff so I fifured what the hell. It was forty dollar at the door for a session. You go in get naked and all over the walls there are posters of girls in bikini's. The girl came in and she was smoking. Her name was lisa. She was in her twentys pretty face nice ass and decent tits. She did this aromatherapy shit which was really weird. They have like this air gun that looks like what you fill your tires up with and she sprays you all over your body with it. Its kind of hard not to laugh because it is really stupid. Then came the flip and she said it was a hundred for everything. She was really really hot so I agreed she left the room and came back got naked and we took care of business. It was cool because they have several mirrors on the wall so you can watch yourself do it. She was watching herself in the mirror the whole time. It was a little more expensive than all of the asian places but the girl was considerably hotter.[/QUOTE]Tried this place out yesterday after seeing their ad on CL. It's right next to a AMP in Upland, and it has a sign right above the door that says "SPA". Walked in and was asked if I been here before, I said yes but when asked which girl I've seen I couldn't give any names, so I just told her I couldn't remember the girl's name. Paid. 4 and was walked in and then asked if I wanted to shower. I said yes, took a shower and sat their on the mattress buck naked untill this fine ass latina in her 30's walked in wearing skin tight jeans, showing her thong and a really revealing tank top. Damn this chick was fine, my solider started to salute her. She asked me to lay on my back said her name was heidi, and told me not to forget it, no ma'am I won't.

She then pulled out the "air gun" and started spraying me with whatever aroma that was in that thing. We made small talk and then she started to motion for extras, I said ok. She handed me my jeans and I did something I normally don't do but I paid before services was rendered. Gave her $, then she got naked and had a smoking hot body. She noticed my tattoo and proceeded to tell me she had several. We took care of business and told me she works every Monday and Friday, and gave me a hug. Once everything was done I took another shower and then another girl walked in and said "I heard you had a big dick" I showed her the solider and she said come back soon

Man I think I'm going to love this place.

I was out and about in the IE on saturday nite and wanted to drop over to see Ol' May at Valley but they closed early before 8pm so had to stop by Royal next door and see what was new.Against my better judgement went in and only Yumi was available. Came in and demanded the tip money up front and she was mad because i offered the standard rate for fs and she wanted a c-note.I called her bluff and she wouldn't budge so i ended up leaving and getting my entrance fee back and called it a nite.Yumi needs to change her attitude fast because they are losing customers like myself. Stay away from this place on the weekends because they don't deserve our business when women like Yumi are treating regulars so poorly.I told mamasan that i have no other problems with anyone else except yumi and she apologized and happily gave the entrance fee back to me. good luck and take care.

Went to JS last week and they were open. There was some black dude standing out front which was kind of weird. Also I didn't recognize the mamason, so I just left, but they were definately open.

Has anyone been there recently? Does Jay still work there?

[QUOTE=LakersRaiders]Went to JS last week and they were open. There was some black dude standing out front which was kind of weird. Also I didn't recognize the mamason, so I just left, but they were definately open.

Has anyone been there recently? Does Jay still work there?[/QUOTE]

They were bested all new crew!

jay is working in san fransico now

Went to Royal, perhaps 6 weeks ago. Mamasan recognized me, and asked where I had been. She remembered well. Took me to my room, and said, "I'll get Bibi for you."
Bibi is every bit as voluptuous as I remembered her, if not a little overweight.

But she started talking money before we were even started.

She claimed that FS was something she gets 2.0 for($$!!!).

She said I was lucky she was even willing to finish me(with a HJ, no less)

And I didn't need to come back if I wasn't willing to pay her new rates.


So, I haven't gone back.

I've been going elsewhere, and doing fine.

Royal doesn't deserve my money.

Come again. $200!? At an MP? Holy Shit! I have never heard of paying that much! I remember when you wouldn't offer more than $60. Tell me it aint so. I've had Bibi a couple of times as well and didn't pay close to that, did she up her rates recently?

[QUOTE=No Zanax]Went to Royal, perhaps 6 weeks ago. Mamasan recognized me, and asked where I had been. She remembered well. Took me to my room, and said, "I'll get Bibi for you."
Bibi is every bit as voluptuous as I remembered her, if not a little overweight.

But she started talking money before we were even started.

She claimed that FS was something she gets 2.0 for($$!!!).

She said I was lucky she was even willing to finish me(with a HJ, no less)

And I didn't need to come back if I wasn't willing to pay her new rates.


So, I haven't gone back.

I've been going elsewhere, and doing fine.

Royal doesn't deserve my money.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=No Zanax]Went to Royal, perhaps 6 weeks ago. Mamasan recognized me, and asked where I had been. She remembered well. Took me to my room, and said, "I'll get Bibi for you. "

Bibi is every bit as voluptuous as I remembered her, if not a little overweight.

But she started talking money before we were even started.

She claimed that FS was something she gets 2. 0 for ($$! ).

She said I was lucky she was even willing to finish me (with a HJ, no less)

And I didn't need to come back if I wasn't willing to pay her new rates.

So, I haven't gone back.

I've been going elsewhere, and doing fine.

Royal doesn't deserve my money. [/QUOTE]They've been doing me dirty (not in a good way) ever since I first started going I have never got good service. Its always money first. Also I have never paid. 4/. 6 they always tax me. So fuk Rm.

C-safe

Fuck Tamps

I didn't pay 2.0. This was my third try back at RM- so I was anticipating being asked for more than the usual donation. I had the usual .6 ready when I was done, and took back .2(since she only finished with a hj) and handed her .4- she didn't even walk me back to the door- not that I wanted her to.

I don't know if she was just trying to increase the usual tip by starting high, then negotiating to a more reasonable figure, or if she fully expected 2.0. I didn't care. The past two times with fat-assed Yumi, expecting more money, once with Bibi, again expecting more money. I'm not going to fight it- the providers there just aren't worth it. There's nothing special about RM- it was just reliable. If they want more money, they can get it. From somebody else.

Every time I drive out to the IE and Valley bl, I will be boycotting royal for now on because there are just too many other places on the blvd to spend my hard earned money to be treated like that. There is a reason why royal only has Yumi on a Saturday and they must wonder why there are no cars in their parking lot. I even mentioned to the mamasan that is the reason their business is way down. Maybe they will wake up and smell the roses someday. Just my opinion.