Rants and Raves

[QUOTE=Mstekh;3305325]What the hell is up with guys eating these hookers out. I can't believe how many reviews I've seen on here where a dozen guys will post about barebacking a chick and creampieing her only to have some dude pay this same chick 200 bucks for him to eat her thoroughly used pussy. Dude, get a peach or a fleshlight or something. Don't eat where we cum.[/QUOTE]My ole pappy always used to say, it's ok to fuck what you eat, just don't eat what you fuck. (or anyone else fucks for that matter).

Another thing I cannot stand are those providers who put up ads where they look sullen faced. Why the fuck would you put up such a nasty pic of yourself? And then the attitude. Do these bitches know how much money they lose with such an attitude via ads and lose repeat business when they display such an attitude in person? The only good thing about it is it saves me from TOFTT with some sullen bitches. I have gotten burned by women who put such cheerful pics and then they are such nasty bitter or jaded c**ts in person

.Follow the example of Egyptian goddess who puts up a very classy pic but with such an inviting smile if you do not want to put up a sexy slutty pic. The worst ad pics seem to be of the fat ghetto providers who seem to look pissed off, regardless of their race. Maybe their pimp catches them in a bad mood .

[QUOTE=PirateG;3294641]IThe FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. Announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.[/QUOTE]Man, you do realize that was a joke? My cock is a flopping? Get it.

[QUOTE=ActionJohn;3306012]Another thing I cannot stand are those providers who put up ads where they look sullen faced. Why the fuck would you put up such a nasty pic of yourself? And then the attitude. Do these bitches know how much money they lose with such an attitude via ads and lose repeat business when they display such an attitude in person? The only good thing about it is it saves me from TOFTT with some sullen bitches. I have gotten burned by women who put such cheerful pics and then they are such nasty bitter or jaded c**ts in person

.Follow the example of Egyptian goddess who puts up a very classy pic but with such an inviting smile if you do not want to put up a sexy slutty pic. The worst ad pics seem to be of the fat ghetto providers who seem to look pissed off, regardless of their race. Maybe their pimp catches them in a bad mood .[/QUOTE]I have the same gripe with the ones that answer the phone with an attitude like you are interrupting something important. I really get bothered by the ones that have an attitude from the word hello, as if you are an incredible inconvenience and they are barely able to stand the thought of talking to you. When I get one of those, I usually just say, sorry, I must have the wrong number, I didn't mean to bother you. Then I just hang up. Occasionally I will get a call back from one of them telling me that it is indeed *name* I tell them never mind, you sound too immature to work with. There is no doubt in my mind that the service will be substandard, if not terrible anyway.

[URL]http://www.ajc.com/news/local/texas-lawmaker-files-bill-that-would-penalize-men-for-masturbating/9SnKvTz4YnhbcIqpc6nIwK/[/URL]

[QUOTE=LuvThemTugs;3307871][URL]http://www.ajc.com/news/local/texas-lawmaker-files-bill-that-would-penalize-men-for-masturbating/9SnKvTz4YnhbcIqpc6nIwK/[/URL][/QUOTE]She is precisely why guys jack off. Who the hell would want to fuck someone like that?

[QUOTE=LuvThemTugs;3307871][URL]http://www.ajc.com/news/local/texas-lawmaker-files-bill-that-would-penalize-men-for-masturbating/9SnKvTz4YnhbcIqpc6nIwK/[/URL][/QUOTE]The democrats must be proud. What a waste of taxes.

[QUOTE=BufordDad;3308003]The democrats must be proud. What a waste of taxes.[/QUOTE]I guess the joke flew right over your head. What do you think about men who try to restrict a woman's access to abortion and other health care choices?

[QUOTE=NuGuy36;3308038]I guess the joke flew right over your head. What do you about men who try to restrict a woman's access to abortion and other health care choices?[/QUOTE]Whether he knew it was a joke or not, it's still a waste of taxpayer money for her to introduce such "legislation". I think we all ought to unload a few tons of community jizz on her face.

[QUOTE=LuvThemTugs;3307871][URL]http://www.ajc.com/news/local/texas-lawmaker-files-bill-that-would-penalize-men-for-masturbating/9SnKvTz4YnhbcIqpc6nIwK/[/URL][/QUOTE]Now that is funny, "masturbatory emissions". I guess they need to add a provision for the "emissions" that run down her leg as well I'm glad I don't live in Texas, I think I would be eligible for the death penalty in violations by now.

[QUOTE=NuGuy36;3308038]I guess the joke flew right over your head. What do you think about men who try to restrict a woman's access to abortion and other health care choices?[/QUOTE]Not sure how I feel about it. I think it's somewhere between don't give a sh*t and don't give a fu*k.

[QUOTE=Niteluvr;3308047]Whether he knew it was a joke or not, it's still a waste of taxpayer money for her to introduce such "legislation". I think we all ought to unload a few tons of community jizz on her face.[/QUOTE]So, would the same apply to the men who pass laws banning abortions and restricting women's health choices?

[QUOTE=NuGuy36;3308360]So, would the same apply to the men who pass laws banning abortions and restricting women's health choices?[/QUOTE]You are lumping masturbation into the same classification as abortions? If one were used more often then the numbers for the other one would probably go down.

If you took offense to the "democrat" remark then just say so, otherwise you're trying to justify an elected official trying to create a law that would place a $100.00 fine on a guy every time he waxed his pickle. Makes about as much sense as a Georgia law that's still in effect that makes it illegal to get a blow job. Yeah. I see procecutors lining up to enforce that one.

Otherwise, this lady is collecting a check that the taxpayers are footing to "make a useless point" at the expense of those taxpayers and should be taken out back and beaten severely for it. Course that's just my opinion, I could be wrong.

Geez man. Are some of you guys even aware that even the bill sponsor does not take that bill seriously. She did it as a jokey statement against other bills. Now you are free to disagree with her on the analogy, but don't even for a second pretend this is an example of a serious bill and use that to show how stupid one side is.

[QUOTE=ActionJohn;3309427]Geez man. Are some of you guys even aware that even the bill sponsor does not take that bill seriously. She did it as a jokey statement against other bills. Now you are free to disagree with her on the analogy, but don't even for a second pretend this is an example of a serious bill and use that to show how stupid one side is.[/QUOTE]Everyone is aware that she was protesting abortion legislation introduced by men, but she's being paid with taxpayer dollars to do her job, not waste countless man hours on frivolous legislation.