Massage Parlor Reports

I gave this one a try, what answered the door was very round. The woman who claimed in texts was not anything like the photos.

Here's my post: Thread is fixed at top of thread list Dumb and Dumber.

[QUOTE=GreenHorn29;7367319]Has anyone reached out to this provider? [URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand-rapids/massage/exotic/---6162590993/090562714488[/URL].

I almost had something, but I got called into work. Also the location made me pause because it was a very industrial place, and not typical private setting. If anyone have had any encounters feel free to reply in thread or DM.[/QUOTE]

A recent dream found me back on Plainfield stopping by TNC. I called early and arranged to meet with Lee Lee. This was my first dream of her. She appeared to be in her mid-40's with black and brown hair that was slightly longer than shoulder-length, very short, with perky breasts and not much of an ass. This dream lasted an hour. Started with a shower. I noticed she spent an awful lot of time spraying and running her fingers down main street while I was on my stomach. Knowing I had just showered before arriving (and cleaning that area thoroughly already) and not having any potty breaks before getting there, it made me a little self-conscious. Some light teasing when I was flipped over and then toweled down and taken back to the room. The massage itself was decent, with lotion used in the beginning. I pictured myself turning my head so I could watch her through the mirror on the wall and enjoyed the view as she climbed over me to switch sides and straddle my back throughout. As she finished up legs, she definitely went back to a LOT of focus on my butt, taint, and general crack area. Much more than any other person I've dreamt of at that place. Maybe she was taking liberties because I keep that region hair-free, who knows. Flip time and she got comfortable. B / C cup breasts were out and fun. She started CG and then grabbed me by my neck and asked me to get on top so we went to mish. But I switched up on her and went DATY for a few minutes then slipped back inside. Lots of fun little whimpering noises (like anime) and limited comments in English and I was ready to burst. Typical ending with hot towels, mouth wash, bottled water and candy with a hug and out the door I went.

Pros. A bit more animated with her responses, smiling, seemed into it, allowed open-mouth kissing (not dfk). Cons. If you get nervous about people spending too much time around your pooper, you might want to tell her up front you politely decline. 80 hour plus $. 4 for everything provided. Would repeat!

BNG.

After the dream I had of Lee Lee, I noticed another new name answering the phone at that place off Plainfield. Her name was Coco and I found myself back in dreamland. Arranged to meet with her late morning and asked for an hour session. Coco seems like she was in her late 40's, long black hair, probably between 5'3" and 5'5". Started off with a shower with nothing remarkable to report on that aspect. Back in the room, told her I'd like to imagine doing everything and offered her $. 2 which she then left the room and came back and said it needed to more, so I added an additional. 2 and she agreed. The massage itself was ok. She did work on shoulders and arms more than my previous dream did and there was not a great deal of any kind of oil / lotion used to my recollection. Flip time and she disrobed and got comfortable. Started in CG but within 2-3 minutes she wanted me on top. Switched to mish and stopped to have a taste with my tongue but she didn't seem too interested in that, pulling on my head to bring me back up. Mish was ok, but any time I tried to kiss near her face, neck, ears, she moved her head and kind of waved me off. Said I needed to stick to her body. Mish went on for a couple of minutes and then she says "you cum?" and I said no. She stops me and asks if I want HJ to finish and I decline. We moved to sideways on table for a few minutes but she just seemed annoyed that another 2 minutes had gone by and I hadn't finished yet. Switched to K9. Again 2 minutes, she stops me, says I should let her finish me with HJ. I make one last attempt with her on table on back with me standing and I realize between her interrupting the rhythm / tempo, I wasn't going to pop so I reluctantly agreed to let her finish with hand. The finale concludes and she explains to me that I have a mental block and hand better to finish.

Not much positive to say here. I've dreamt of a half dozen different people there and I would say my experience with her was my least favorite by far. I know she saw someone right before me so maybe it was the back-to-back sessions to start the morning that made her less of an ideal experience but I wouldn't want to go through that again. Not allowing kissing of any kind above the shoulders, getting interrupted every 2-3 minutes, dissuading me from daty, and essentially being pressured into that ending just isn't my idea of a swell time. Will not repeat.

BNG.

[QUOTE=MrCruzer;7366655]
The not so great. I don't know if she has lost weight, but her muscle tone is terrible. Soft, mushy all over, almost like she's covered in marshmallows. Used tons of oil, both on me and herself. She's still on the heavy side, which doesn't do much for me as she's not in shape. If large marshmallow types are your thing, she is good. But I'm shallow enough to judge someone to some extent by their looks so I'll skip a repeat.[/QUOTE]As a slight counterpoint to this review, I realize we all judge differently. I've seen her recently and while she may not be a bodymodel, I do not consider her to be significantly overweight at all; in fact her cheekbones and facial structure are very modelesque. I think she offers a very sensual experience, and I do not mind rubbing oil over her rounded butt.

I hope this isn't considered white-knighting. I'm just showing that we all have different perceptions of what we like.

[QUOTE=Darshane;7368349]As a slight counterpoint to this review, I realize we all judge differently. I've seen her recently and while she may not be a bodymodel, I do not consider her to be significantly overweight at all; in fact her cheekbones and facial structure are very modelesque. I think she offers a very sensual experience, and I do not mind rubbing oil over her rounded butt.

I hope this isn't considered white-knighting. I'm just showing that we all have different perceptions of what we like.[/QUOTE]I totally agreed when he said the comms, location and massage were all good. But he lost me in the second half of that post. I understand that we all have our preferences but you got to realize she is a grown black woman with curves. Simple as that. Is she thicker than a woman with a body of a teenage boy? Sure but that doesn't make her overweight or out of shape. Black women are just built different. All of that aside tho she is the best edger in the game, no opinion all fact.

[QUOTE=BeanLicker;7349207] Her ad says 160 hh 200 hr no FS or oral exchange but if you want extra you tip extra. WTF am I paying for if it isn't FS or oral can someone clarify?

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand-rapids/massage/caucasian_w/ava-is-better-then-ever-/186608450377[/URL][/QUOTE]I too would like some clarification if anyone is willing to chime in.

[QUOTE=JayJay2;7368413]I too would like some clarification if anyone is willing to chime in.[/QUOTE]Likely just means you get to Krispy Kreme coat her tiddies instead of her hand 🤷127998;8205;9794;65039;.

[QUOTE=ChanceTa;7367763]I gave this one a try, what answered the door was very round. The woman who claimed in texts was not anything like the photos.

Here's my post: Thread is fixed at top of thread list Dumb and Dumber.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the heads up.

Does anyone know the recent lineup at Healing Hands? Only Coco or Kay too? Any help appreciated.

DM okay too.

[QUOTE=GreenHorn29;7369396]Thanks for the heads up.[/QUOTE]As a long time regular of Ava's, I can probably help with this. $160 for a HH is because $60 is automatically door fee $ and the rest is hers. Same goes for H. $80 is the door fee. The extra comes in under the terms of men who have specific fetishes ect. Ava is absolutely good at what she does. She never is greedy on money or makes you feel uncomfortable. Her prices even with NO FS or oral are very reasonable. Anytime I can give her more I do with them beautiful titties. I like to offer her a massage sometimes too, her body is amazing to rub. You treat Ava good & She does the same.

[QUOTE=BeanLicker;7359011]I've asked a few times and donation changes. Not complaining if it's less LOL. The first posts of that other person had me thinking it was a self ad the way it was written which is a red flag to me but having a senior member comment helps. Might have to take the Harley for a ride she does seem like a chill biker cougar.[/QUOTE]Hopefully after the follow up posts re Harley, your suspicions of my review being a "self ad" have been put to rest. She's terrific. As others have mentioned, terrific massage and as I mentioned, easy on the eyes.

[QUOTE=NastyNatee67;7370324]As a long time regular of Ava's, I can probably help with this. $160 for a HH is because $60 is automatically door fee $ and the rest is hers. Same goes for H. $80 is the door fee. The extra comes in under the terms of men who have specific fetishes ect. Ava is absolutely good at what she does. She never is greedy on money or makes you feel uncomfortable. Her prices even with NO FS or oral are very reasonable. Anytime I can give her more I do with them beautiful titties. I like to offer her a massage sometimes too, her body is amazing to rub. You treat Ava good & She does the same.[/QUOTE]I didn't see Ava when she was at panacea but it seems to be the most common question of masseuse land. Escorts it's usually do they go to Greece and do they suck you bare but massage opens the world of what else. Super YMMV so my guess is she allows some more than others. Standard massage ads read no BJ no FS and I ignore them every single one of these women will suck and fuck for the right guy and right amount. If not at parlor then somewhere else she would definitely be a fun ride if her skills matches looks. I expect a good massage a good flip and a door open for more later!

There have been reports of the scammy / bait-and-switch aspects of Lisa Marie's girls. Back in the winter, I took a chance and walked into a house full of girls that looked nothing like the hotties in her ads. My assigned girl led me to a room with a sheet on the floor. My better judgment won out, and I walked. Also, the site isn't up.

Could anyone please help me find a woman who looks like the one in this ad? Dayum.

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand-rapids/massage/fanvue-site-back-up-new-girls-/217784776210[/URL]

Been looking for nice FS massages, but the girls offer FS massages aren't worth their asking price.

Stopped at TNC, drew Linny. Late 40's to early 50's, cute for her age, C naturals, some stomach flab. Nice lady and she tried hard to please, just not as attractive as the other 3 I've seen there, so I was personally disappointed. But she did have good oral skills, and like I said she was eager to make sure I enjoyed the visit. 220 as seems to be the new standard amount, would request someone different next time.

Stopped in a couple times over the past few weeks, made the mistake of calling to make sure there was availability and now I get random texts and calls from their number. First visit was with Tina and paid $70 for the hour. Massage wasent bad as she did get on the table to get some leverage. On the flip she wanted $ for a standard with tits out. Tried to haggle her down, but can be hard when she's already got you in her hand.

2nd visit didn't get her name, but the massage was actually great, standard flip with top roaming. 8 tip.

Been going to Lulu's every other week in Lowell since she opened up. My personal favorite as the massage quality is usually pretty good and no negotiations on the flip. She usually goes over time and a couple times the other girl would come in and they would start talking, but she would start massaging me as well. Haven't gotten anything other than the standard. 60 door & tip.

Repeat often.

Stopped in Asian Ivy and got Cici. Kinda sketchy as only front door entrance and very small space. Room was warm and not very well ventilated. Massage was mediocre and the flip was very mechanical and rushed. Shorted on time and got out quick. Won't repeat.

I went thru 8 page of reviews and not one to be found. Any info on her?

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand-rapids/massage/exotic/sexy-autumn-waiting-to-see-you/919515315181[/URL]

[QUOTE=BrentRS;7373436]I went thru 8 page of reviews and not one to be found. Any info on her?

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand-rapids/massage/exotic/sexy-autumn-waiting-to-see-you/919515315181[/URL][/QUOTE]Maybe look under Luxe?

[QUOTE=NastyNatee67;7370324]As a long time regular of Ava's, I can probably help with this. $160 for a HH is because $60 is automatically door fee $ and the rest is hers. Same goes for H. $80 is the door fee. The extra comes in under the terms of men who have specific fetishes ect. Ava is absolutely good at what she does. She never is greedy on money or makes you feel uncomfortable. Her prices even with NO FS or oral are very reasonable. Anytime I can give her more I do with them beautiful titties. I like to offer her a massage sometimes too, her body is amazing to rub. You treat Ava good & She does the same.[/QUOTE]Thank you Ava (Nasty Natee67) for answering our questions. You can confirm that Nasty Natee67 is indeed Ava if you look at her post history. I do know that in reality Ava is happy if you match the door fee. She private messaged me and said that she may offer DATY in some circumstances but she would want an outrageous donation for that. She is a nice girl and pretty sexy though she has been getting quite thick over the past few years. If you like big beautiful boobies, she's your gal!

[QUOTE=EroMan;7369714]Does anyone know the recent lineup at Healing Hands? Only Coco or Kay too? Any help appreciated.

DM okay too.[/QUOTE]I have gone there several times and only Coco seems to be the only one there, wish Kay was back I liked her more.

[QUOTE=Stroker417;7373441]Maybe look under Luxe?[/QUOTE]She used to work at Luxe before they shut down in the wake of the Milan bust. I saw other women there and never Autumn. I have reached out to her recently and she wants 4 Benjamins for FS, which is way too much for me.

OD.

I've been told they are having a School girl theme at Panacea next week, starting Monday.

I'm hoping they look like Collage age sexy sluts.

[QUOTE=OldDutch;7373752]She used to work at Luxe before they shut down in the wake of the Milan bust. I saw other women there and never Autumn. I have reached out to her recently and she wants 4 Benjamins for FS, which is way too much for me.

OD.[/QUOTE]Bit pricey for me as well. Thanks.

After a somewhat disappointing adventure my last time there, I dreamt of returning to Lee Lee. I called ahead and was asked to arrive at a specific time. Upon arrival, Coco greeted me and asked me to wait in a room for Lee Lee. Nearly a half hour passed before she was done with her previous appointment and we whisked off to the table shower. It went similar to my last post, with a significant amount of time focused on the butt / crack / taint area, despite the fact that I showered shortly before arriving. We head back to the room and she gets started. I always enjoy watching them leaning over the table or straddling me on the table to work their craft while I watch in the mirror. The massage was very similar to my last dream with her. I did notice though that this 2nd time we had about a half hour of massage time and then things became interesting. Before the flip, she began spending a LOT of time rubbing quite a bit in and around my butthole. She'd move away to everywhere between there and my balls but kept going back. She then requested I flip over and discarded her clothes. She got on the end of the table and had me bend both of my legs and she settled on her stomach. She then wanted me to lift my hips so she could get her arms under me and she started licking and tonguing the base of my scrotum, my taint, and near my butthole. Last time, I said she never tried to slip a finger inside me, but I could tell she was thinking about it this time and eventually she did try to sneak one in. I let out a noise and twisted away from it and she giggled and then started to work her mouth higher, until she got me hard again and slipped me in her mouth. She provided BBBJ for several minutes before putting on the cover. I eventually asked for six9 and we enjoyed that for a few minutes before she slid back down and proceeded to climb aboard. Did several variations of CG with legs and arms in different spots. Eventually switched to mish and she encouraged me to pound away. Eventually I knew I was going to pop and let her know and she kept encouraging me not to stop. I kept thrusting, despite blowing in the bag. Every time I tried to exit, she would let out a high-pitched noise in protest and wrap her legs around me and try to get me to pump my hips some more. This went on for a good 3-4 minutes. I can't tell if she was so insistent because she wanted to take up as much of the hour as possible or if she just really wanted to get as much out of the situation as possible. Clean up time and putting on clothes and I was getting my mini bottle of water and some candy with a goodbye hug and kiss on the cheek.

Pros. Very enthusiastic. Kissing allowed (open mouth but not DFK). The extended BBBJ time was also something I don't typically experience with others there. Cons. The attempt to slip a finger inside me wasn't my idea of a great time (though if that does sound great to you, I would definitely recommend you see her) and part of me thought I should try to return the favor just to see how she would react. All in all, a great time and a nice palate cleanse from my previous dream with another provider there. $$. 2 all in.

BNG.

Can't find a name in her ads, not sure what to search. She advertises in both Escort and Massage sections on STG. Found some older ads (last year) with additional photos, but it's still hard to know what she looks like now. Or whether anyone has reported good or bad.

Has anyone visited with her, and can you share any info, or point me to a review that I didn't find?

Thanks!

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand-rapids/massage/caucasian_w/-incall-massage-/861688817738[/URL]

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand-rapids/female-escorts/caucasian_w/incall-/189127372772[/URL]

[QUOTE=BoyNamedGoo;7374457]After a somewhat disappointing adventure my last time there, I dreamt of returning to Lee Lee. I called ahead and was asked to arrive at a specific time. Upon arrival, Coco greeted me and asked me to wait in a room for Lee Lee. Nearly a half hour passed before she was done with her previous appointment and we whisked off to the table shower. It went similar to my last post, with a significant amount of time focused on the butt / crack / taint area, despite the fact that I showered shortly before arriving. We head back to the room and she gets started. I always enjoy watching them leaning over the table or straddling me on the table to work their craft while I watch in the mirror. The massage was very similar to my last dream with her. I did notice though that this 2nd time we had about a half hour of massage time and then things became interesting. Before the flip, she began spending a LOT of time rubbing quite a bit in and around my butthole. She'd move away to everywhere between there and my balls but kept going back. She then requested I flip over and discarded her clothes. She got on the end of the table and had me bend both of my legs and she settled on her stomach. She then wanted me to lift my hips so she could get her arms under me and she started licking and tonguing the base of my scrotum, my taint, and near my butthole. Last time, I said she never tried to slip a finger inside me, but I could tell she was thinking about it this time and eventually she did try to sneak one in. I let out a noise and twisted away from it and she giggled and then started to work her mouth higher, until she got me hard again and slipped me in her mouth. She provided BBBJ for several minutes before putting on the cover. I eventually asked for six9 and we enjoyed that for a few minutes before she slid back down and proceeded to climb aboard. Did several variations of CG with legs and arms in different spots. Eventually switched to mish and she encouraged me to pound away. Eventually I knew I was going to pop and let her know and she kept encouraging me not to stop. I kept thrusting, despite blowing in the bag. Every time I tried to exit, she would let out a high-pitched noise in protest and wrap her legs around me and try to get me to pump my hips some more. This went on for a good 3-4 minutes. I can't tell if she was so insistent because she wanted to take up as much of the hour as possible or if she just really wanted to get as much out of the situation as possible. Clean up time and putting on clothes and I was getting my mini bottle of water and some candy with a goodbye hug and kiss on the cheek.

Pros. Very enthusiastic. Kissing allowed (open mouth but not DFK). The extended BBBJ time was also something I don't typically experience with others there. Cons. The attempt to slip a finger inside me wasn't my idea of a great time (though if that does sound great to you, I would definitely recommend you see her) and part of me thought I should try to return the favor just to see how she would react. All in all, a great time and a nice palate cleanse from my previous dream with another provider there. $$. 2 all in.

BNG.[/QUOTE]

EDIT: I was confused - I thought you were reviewing Coco because it was like my last session with her. I see you reviewed her negatively - I actually had a good session with her. I'm sorry yours was so bad.

Thank you for this review. I had a similar but maybe more limited experience with her. I agree with the extreme level of attention to butthole cleaning during the table shower. She did BBBJ with me as well, I thought it was maybe only because I was struggling to stand at attention, but seems like it was on the menu more generally. Regardless, it worked for me. She didn't try any of the backdoor stuff with me, but I was a first timer and was supposed to see somebody else, so maybe she was shy. Overall, I liked her a lot. Lisa is still the MVP when available. But I think I'd take Coco over Ruby at least how she was during the most recent visit.

Who are your top ones? I favor thinner girls like Lisa so suggestions from the girls who are there now would be appreciated otherwise I will just go back to Coco because I liked my time with her once before.

[QUOTE=OhDirtyBastard;7374503]Can't find a name in her ads, not sure what to search. She advertises in both Escort and Massage sections on STG. Found some older ads (last year) with additional photos, but it's still hard to know what she looks like now. Or whether anyone has reported good or bad.

Has anyone visited with her, and can you share any info, or point me to a review that I didn't find?

Thanks!

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand-rapids/massage/caucasian_w/-incall-massage-/861688817738[/URL]

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand-rapids/female-escorts/caucasian_w/incall-/189127372772[/URL][/QUOTE]Covered everything, does not let you touch her pussy, flipped shit when I touched her nipples "They are sensitive and I do not like them being touched", I will never do it again.

I've been to tnc my last few times and now I want to go to a somewhere new. Anyone know any other AMP that offer FS?

[QUOTE=Sean07;7375984]I've been to tnc my last few times and now I want to go to a somewhere new. Anyone know any other AMP that offer FS?[/QUOTE]Besides TNC, I'm looking for an AMP.

[QUOTE=BrentRS;7376967]Besides TNC, I'm looking for an AMP.[/QUOTE]If you're up for a road trip, Battle Creek definitely has what you're looking for.

Made the trip several times.

[QUOTE=BrentRS;7376967]Besides TNC, I'm looking for an AMP.[/QUOTE]I reccomend taking a drive. Battle creek and Jackson are not too far. Saginaw and Detroit not a bad drive either. Few nice spots in Toledo and Chicago if you want t make a day trip out of it.

I forgot to include link in the last post, whoops.

But I'm curious if anyone has any experience with either of these two?

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand-rapids/massage/black_caribbean/sexual-healing--/469783268507[/URL]

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand-rapids/massage/black_caribbean/taste-of-paradise--/167026464682[/URL]

They're both black and beautiful, with big ol' titties. Please help a brother out on the info. Thanks.

My dreams had me calling back to TNC to see who might be working and I jumped at the idea of seeing Jenny again after some time away on "vacation". Jenny was there to greet me and get me prepped for the hour. We started with the shower and then whisked off to the room. The massage was good as usual and when it came time for the flip she asked what I wanted and the fun began. Started with her climbing on top and using her thighs to grip my tool as she slowly rose and fell. She worked her mouth down and slipped the cover on and got into an enthusiastic CBJ. We switched to six-nine for a bit and then she switched around to CG. Being very familiar with each other, we got into a great rhythm and I watched her struggle with keeping quiet and climaxing. We switched to reverse CG, then mish, then her on the table and me standing. A big fanfare and finishing in the bag. There was still a few minutes left in the hour but I could tell that other mongers were waiting outside so she asked if she could "make it up to me" on next visit. I grabbed my water, my candy and walked out.

Pros. Great body, very sensuous, attentive, non-rushed on the fun part. Cons. Got cut short on the hour. $$ 2 for time and extras.

BNG.

Will be visiting GR for the day, looking for a good massage with table shower and L1 finish. Have been reading and searching the forum, but not getting much info back on this one, too vague to search for. GR Asian massage is near my hotel, shows table shower online, anyone have any experience with this one? Near woodland mall, next to Olive Garden. Thanks.

So enroute to my weekly PT apt, I drive past Royal Touch and Asian Four Seasons near 44th & Brenton. Don't hear much chatter on here about either place. Any good reports, as I've been tempted to drop in for a visit. Kinda amused because every time I drive by Asian Four Seasons, there are trucks in the driveway from a chimney sweep business.

[QUOTE=AngelsMan;7380737]So enroute to my weekly PT apt, I drive past Royal Touch and Asian Four Seasons near 44th & Brenton. Don't hear much chatter on here about either place. Any good reports, as I've been tempted to drop in for a visit. Kinda amused because every time I drive by Asian Four Seasons, there are trucks in the driveway from a chimney sweep business.[/QUOTE]RT, as a location, has rarely had great reviews, but individual ladies who work out of that establishment have. Saisha is one.

[QUOTE=CarpetMan2020;7379803]Will be visiting GR for the day, looking for a good massage with table shower and L1 finish. Have been reading and searching the forum, but not getting much info back on this one, too vague to search for. GR Asian massage is near my hotel, shows table shower online, anyone have any experience with this one? Near woodland mall, next to Olive Garden. Thanks.[/QUOTE]I think what you're looking for is Seven Day Spa, complete with table shower and plenty of L1 service to be had.

I've not seen much posted about Serenity. Anything good going on? I have had some great massages there over the past years. Only bad reviews in the past year. New ownership? Thinking of ownership, thought Harley was the owner. Wish I had the opportunity to have a massage from her.