[QUOTE=Boston Ampfan]To answer your questions:
1. At some places, it takes a full 10 minutes to negotiate how the session will go down, another 20 waiting on the table while the lady answers the phone, opens the door and gets new visitors situated in the next room, leaving only 30 minutes for the massage itself. So buying a 30 minute massage only causes confusion all around.
2. Undressing completely is frowned upon. Letting a masseuse see us nude is considered very bad form as it will generally either cause the lady to exclaim "You make me so horny, you want DATY?" or run screaming from the room. Most fellows who say they got "undressed" mean only that they left their boxers and socks on. I also prefer to keep my hat on and if I arrive wearing a suit and tie, I leave the tie on so as to avoid unsightly wrinkling.[/QUOTE]I really enjoy your post.
very funny, keep up the good work!