Kim's Therapy and Spa. NFG
Kim is making me introduce a new abbreviation to the forum: NFG. No Fucking Good. This shit hole is on John are north of 11 Mile, but don't worry about going there EVER because it fucking sucks.
I got out of work early because a server was down. So about 10:30 AM on Friday I head over there to TOFTT since I haven't seen shit on here about this place. I park on the side and empty my pockets except for the max I want to spend. Doing that was a waste of time. I head in there and it's got the basic wall with window vestibule. That place smelled bad, really bad. Like a god damn damp musty fucking dog house. Some old lady shows up and says "You want to massagee?" Yes and she opens the door. On my way to the door I look at the sign next to window said $. 5 for 1/2 or $. 8 for 1 hr. Thought to myself this better be good shit for the money here. She shows me the room and I start to go in but ask her, "You give the massage?" She says "Yes, I do massagee. " So I said "Is there anyone younger?" Then the record scratch, she fucking backed right up and pointed to the door. LOL. She says "No young girl here. No massagee for you. You leave. " Wow, thanks * you just did me a favor. Fuck that place. I'll head up to Lakeside on Hayes next one day and try to TOFTT there. I see the reviews for that one has been a while.
Bella Touch 10 mile / Gratiot
TOFTT on Saturday. Place is located in a strip mall on 10 mile rd just west of gratiot. Because it's fairly new and it was my first visit I really didn't expect much, except a decent massage and that's what I got. From the parking lot you walk into a locked vestibule. An older women (50 ish) showed me to the room and took the. 8 for the hour. The provider came in, and it seemed she was fob because she hardly spoke English. She was late 20's to mid 30, and nice looking. She wore street clothes so I really couldn't tell what her body was like. The massage started off draped, but the towel was removed shortly after the massage began. No teasing of any kind and nothing offered at the flip. The massage itself however was decent. I get the feeling more could be had, but because of the relative newness of the place and because it was my first time in there I feel as though the provider was being cautious. I plan on going back to probe further.