Massage Parlor Reports

Even the Asian girl with the poorest english will understand what her regular wants and try to accomodate. Remember, It is always less risk seeing a regular than it is trying to determine if the new client is a cop. Sure thing income (tip) or unknown?

It is a rare AMP girl who doesn't accomodate her regulars.


[QUOTE=Rubenme2]I think they would. I say first find a place and lady that you like and get her comfortable with you. Even better would be to get the mamasan or papasan comfortable with you being a regular. Next tell them what you want to do and that should do it.

I've had that work out with every place I've frequented and it works.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Kevino]I don't like massages would it be weird if I ask for just the HE, or would they think I'm LE.[/QUOTE]This is a new one. Someone who thinks the massages are too LONG!

I'll bite. The first step in making sure a provider knows you are not LE is letting her see your crank. Not a quick glance, but a full view. If, when she leaves the room so you can get "comfortable" you strip, wrap the towel around your waist and SIT on the table. You can then give her a fully nude view when she returns to start the massage. If she leaves again and instructs you to lay down, you are out of look. If she stays in the room while you slowly climb on to the table with your junk hangin' out. You have already done something LE would not do. Exposing yourself. And you have done it in a way that could be considered accidental or professional.

Also, understand in advance what the establishment's going rate for tips is. Offer this tip before you even get on the table. Of course, there is a chance you won't get the desired service without specifically requesting it. But those things happen. Don't monger if you can't accept the occasional strike out.

Thanks to TheFalconer for mentioning that Anna is back on the radar, I spent an enjoyable hour with her. Much nicer spa than the place on Green and she seems to have picked up some therapeutic skills while out in sunny CA.

In need of more therapy, I booked an appt. w/BP Lexie. The photos reeled me in and I took the bait. My bad. Not sure if the pics in the ad are her as it was pretty dark in the room. If, however, they are her pics, they're not current because the girl that answered the door was quite sturdy and thick. The butt in the pics definitely doesn't match the butt I saw.

Nice enough personality, very outgoing, talks a ton, but definitely not what I expected based on the pics. All I could hope for was that she may have some hidden talents, so I went ahead w/the session. Again, my bad. It was non therapeutic, non sensual, not a hint of a GFE and I really had to concentrate at the end. I won't be going back.

This is actually a report on an Asian apt., but since a "massage" is also offered, I'll post it here. Damn close to an Asian GFE: DFK, DATY, BBBJ (mighty close, anyhow), multiple positions. Her name is "Amy", very petite, maybe not even 5', but very well proportioned. Very friendly--wanted me to hang around and give her a geography lesson on the sights of NYC. Likes to hug and kiss alot. 1.2 for the hh. Check out backpage: "brand new pretty young asian girl - 20".

[QUOTE=Nighthawk55]This is a new one. Someone who thinks the massages are too LONG![/QUOTE]I can understand the anxiety during the back massage when you are ready for the flip.

My solution? Once the masseuse gets to know me quite well after a few visits, I ask for the HJ at the beginning of the session. She then proceeds with the massage, and then sometimes she may offer a second pop towards the end.

[QUOTE=Nighthawk55]This is a new one. Someone who thinks the massages are too LONG!

I'll bite. The first step in making sure a provider knows you are not LE is letting her see your crank. Not a quick glance, but a full view. If, when she leaves the room so you can get "comfortable" you strip, wrap the towel around your waist and SIT on the table. You can then give her a fully nude view when she returns to start the massage. If she leaves again and instructs you to lay down, you are out of look. If she stays in the room while you slowly climb on to the table with your junk hangin' out. You have already done something LE would not do. Exposing yourself. And you have done it in a way that could be considered accidental or professional.

Also, understand in advance what the establishment's going rate for tips is. Offer this tip before you even get on the table. Of course, there is a chance you won't get the desired service without specifically requesting it. But those things happen. Don't monger if you can't accept the occasional strike out.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the tips, I just get super sore the next day after a massage.

Went to Beijing and thought I'd check it out for myself and give a report after mixed reviews.

I pulled Angela for my hour at. 6 w/ and extra $10 for tableshower which I passed on. Massage was very so so. Maybe a 5 though I thought I would still be in for a good time. Low cut top, short skirt, and looking good for action.

Got undressed right in front of her with no issue and the towel was off while on my stomach. A little light roaming while face down but didn't push it too hard.

On the flip the dreaded towell was on and she replaced it twice. I asked about her talking good care of me and she said that any of the girls there would take good care of me and to not worry if she was working. That was when I was pretty sure it was game over.

Sure enought massage finished with no tease or hint. No last minute chance with that "anything else? " we all like. If you want a good massage or extras stay clear of Angela.

If anyone else has info or her or Lisa or Linda I would appreciate it.

I had a heck of a night. Went to see my ATF at Irving and Pulaski around 8pm but she was gone for the day. That sucked bigtime. The girl there was not my type so I left and went to the other AMPs around Irving as I had a craving.

Passed by Montrose and Cicero and they had two, AA and Euro. Didn't get their names, but left as the Euro chick (okay looking) was leaving in 30 minutes. The AA girl was not doing massages. Passed by and called Violet but no answer so moved onto to the Massage School. They were closed so on warded to Pretty Girls and asked for Helen. She was busy just starting a massage 10 before I walked in. The one free was way too old looking for me. Running of patience and time. Passed by the AMP on Milwauke next to the theater and meet Maggie. She was nice looking, late 20s. Didn't rock my boat but I needed some release. She did a great massage and lots of ass play but nothing else. I asked her about extras and she said she doesn't that. What a night. Gave up and went home and popped in a porn!

Question for seniors out there. On the way home, I passed Tatiana's on Milwauke before Montrose. They were closing, but two HOT Euro babes, blond and brunette were closing it up and walked to their cars. ANYONE have info on Tatiana's or those babes?

Only good news I have is starting Wednesday when this report is posted, Sunny will be back!

CDT

One step further. Why putz with the towel at all? When she leaves so you can 'get comfortable', take everything off and be standing there naked as the day you were born. Without anyone saying a word (that part is important), it is completely clear to everyone that you're not related to uncle leo and that you. At leat. Want a nekkid massage. In fact, hide the towel, put the towel under you, whatever. The towel is not your friend.

[QUOTE=Nighthawk55]This is a new one. Someone who thinks the massages are too LONG!

I'll bite. The first step in making sure a provider knows you are not LE is letting her see your crank. Not a quick glance, but a full view. If, when she leaves the room so you can get "comfortable" you strip, wrap the towel around your waist and SIT on the table. You can then give her a fully nude view when she returns to start the massage. If she leaves again and instructs you to lay down, you are out of look. If she stays in the room while you slowly climb on to the table with your junk hangin' out. You have already done something LE would not do. Exposing yourself. And you have done it in a way that could be considered accidental or professional.

Also, understand in advance what the establishment's going rate for tips is. Offer this tip before you even get on the table. Of course, there is a chance you won't get the desired service without specifically requesting it. But those things happen. Don't monger if you can't accept the occasional strike out.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Datsurman]The towel is not your friend.[/QUOTE]

Absofuckinglutely true. Know it, learn it, live it.

[QUOTE=Cdthue]...On the way home, I passed Tatiana's on Milwauke before Montrose. They were closing, but two HOT Euro babes, blond and brunette were closing it up and walked to their cars. ANYONE have info on Tatiana's or those babes?
CDT[/QUOTE]I've been to all four (known) Tat's locations. The spa on Milwaukee was the only one where I was turned down. This was a huge disappointment for me. The younger, smaller framed brunette wasn't crazy about me losing my towel twice during the massage. I tried to break the ice with humor. She responded by telling me I was acting like a child.

Tat's is the one euro spa I know of that features a decent table shower, but, they'll make you where those little jogging shorts. This is downtown, so they probably feel a heat a smaller location lost in a random suburban office park wouldn't.

I know what 2 years ago some girls did fun stuff in there, and it's a fact. Not all of them. Not sure what is going on now. Those girls are Polish and really hot! BTW there is CPD station two blocks down the road.

Every where I go it's the same story. No business is it LE? Election year? Are just the sign of the times? I went by 4 spa's today 2 on Wentworth 1 on 31 St. and 1 on Archer. All slow. The girls ask me why! I don't know what to tell them. Maybe lower there prices. One owner told me if business don't pick up soon she will have to close down. She told me 2000. A month rent plus utility's big nut to crack. Some thing has to change.

You can start by learning to write coherently. DePaul offers remedial writing courses for people who never learned the trick in high school.

[QUOTE=Humpfree]Some one could maybe help me. Every where I go it's the same story.

No business is it LE? Are just the sign of the time? The girls ask me I don't know what to tell them. Maybe lower there prices. I'm told how 2000. A month rent. Some thing has to happen what?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Humpfree]Some one could maybe help me. Every where I go it's the same story.

No business is it LE? Are just the sign of the time? The girls ask me I don't know what to tell them. Maybe lower there prices. I'm told how 2000. A month rent. Some thing has to happen what?[/QUOTE]

Did I take too many Vicodins this morning? I'm having difficulty deciphering this paragraph.