Playing the pussy lottery
[QUOTE=JkJk;3501909]Hi board members. Although I've been in the city for a number of years, I'm new to a neighborhood near the K. I usually do AMPs, but I am looking for some cheaper and closer alternatives for when I got an itch that needs to be scratched. I've been doing some casual strolls down the K loop the last few weeks. Have seen quite a bit of activity. Some girls, I've been honestly surprised to see them there, they are hot. Others, obviously, are worth passing by. Saw a really cute blonde somewhere between Allegheny and Somerset last Sunday morning. Would like to get a girl like that for some casual car dates. Mostly some head, but ultimately open to whatever. I do live in a neighborhood not too far away from the stroll, I'd like to bring a regular back to my place once I am comfortable doing something like that. I know some of these girls offer great rates and think we could make some mutually beneficial agreements. Let me know if you have any leads on a neighborhood girl like that or some advice.[/QUOTE]Good luck on that one pal. Just a heads up. "Once you feel comfortable" is by no means safe. Because that is exactly what she wants you to feel. That way it makes it easy for her to do her dirty work. She will call you "Babe" and stroke your inner thigh just to get your attention. You will tell her twenty and she will ask can you do forty cause she "usually" (I love hearing that word roll off their lips), asks for sixty. What she doesn't say is she rarely gets it. She will suck your dick and tickle your balls. Tell you that's the biggest piece of meat she's ever had and hope it fits. You slide that sucker in only to find out you need shims. She will fuck you silly until your balls have dents in them from hitting her ass. She will bullshit you the same way you will bullshit her. Only she has nothing to lose. While you sleep or shower she will go through your pockets and every place you think you have "hidden" stuff. She will check behind pictures, look under the mattress. She will feel under drawers to see what you have taped to the bottom. If you catch her she will say she's just straightening up. She will go through every drawer, every cabinet every box, container in your house. She will look in places you haven't even thought of to hide things in. She will look in the freezer, fridge and oven under the guise of looking for something to eat. For the most part you will be unaware any of this is taking place. So yup, best of luck with that one you are comfortable with. Cause then she has you right where she wants you. That's the wonderful new and improved Wacky Pussy lottery. I'm sure there is a vasaline factory somewhere that just loves you and is sitting there just waiting to hear from you. Me, I'm just an 'OL Gator.
Just a little more on the Pussy Lottery
[QUOTE=ActionMan609;3504898]Number 1 piece of advice I can offer: do not bring these girls back to your house. Never ever ever.[/QUOTE][URL]https://efukt.com/22053_The_Prestige_Of_Sexual_Intercourse.html.[/URL] Select "The prestige of sexual intercourse". Me, I'm just an 'OL Gator.
K Stroll. Uncle's in a bad mood.
Hit the stroll for the first time in several months. Started about 7:45 pm and ran until 10 pm. First let me say Uncle LEO is in mood today. They are everywhere. You couldn't go a block without seeing someone pulled over. While I was out I did see a several of the K Street regulars. But again too hot with LEO. While on Jasper 3 blocks South of Lehigh, I saw a very cute tiny BSW. She looked really good, but too many pedestrians / civilians to stop. Later in the evening there were 4 BSW's at K and Buckius and Jasper and Buckius. Overall tonight was enlightening, but to much Red and Blue drama to chance the stop.
She said something to me I will never forget
[QUOTE=SwaggyBruuuh;3513708]Any of you bros know what happened to dis babe from a few years back? She called herself Lindsey. Strawberry blonde hair nice B cups.[/QUOTE]I do remember Lindsay. She was sweet. She said something to me the last time I saw her that was about the nicest thing she could say. I'll never forget that. It was very quiet and she said rather loudly Ooooohhhhh Baby it hurts. Me, I'm just an 'OL Gator.