Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=AddictedToAmp;3778888]I hit Chinatown the other day. Took another chance on Jin Ding "You Don't Have to Ask". [URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/d/you-wont-have-to-ask/6545849787.html[/URL].

They need a new slogan. Maybe "You won't want to ask". Did a 60 minute $55 massage. Much older MT, which isn't automatically bad, but also very unattractive. I figured then that it would probably be a very good legit massage, no extras. It was actually a so-so massage, not that great. And no extras. It was kind of disappointing. I would have been fine with an excellent quality legit massage, or a happy massage, but it wasn't either of those.[/QUOTE]This is a perfect example of how valuable and important this site is. I must've read / seen this ad a hundred x and been intrigued by it but never pulled the trigger. Now I won't and don't have to and can spend my hobby dollar$ somewhere else.

Stick around and become a Senior.

[QUOTE=SawBoy1740;3780470]First post here. Figured posting a report as noob is always better than looking for info. [/QUOTE]You figured right. You'll go far remembering that one fact.

There's a ton of info in here about the jack shacks on Lake St. and area code 630 so keep reading and clicking around.

We like you already.

[QUOTE=ArielDude28;3782122]I just read te Dallas thread and omfg. That is certainly the mecca of AMP. I don; t want to go off topic but is the base shifting from philly? I am going on my first business trip whole week next week to Philly but I am not sure if there is anything left there or may be I am wrong.

Unfortunately Chicago is loosing talent on all fronts.[/QUOTE]Yeah. It might worth it to fly down there. You could fly down in the morning, go straight to the spa, and then go right back to the airport, and sleep in your own bed. As a matter of fact, I'm looking at google flights right now. Fuck the Chicago AMP scene. It's time to rack up some miles. Giddy up.

Yep always been consistent there for me.

Clean and reasonable all things considered in the chi town AMP market.

Cmd.

[QUOTE=RupertoPerto;3780719]In my case I had a great massage with Lisa. She didn't spend any time trying to feel me out, we just a look at each other and done, she knew. I would totally repeat with Lisa.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ApplePiePussy;3782431]Yeah. It might worth it to fly down there. You could fly down in the morning, go straight to the spa, and then go right back to the airport, and sleep in your own bed. As a matter of fact, I'm looking at google flights right now. Fuck the Chicago AMP scene. It's time to rack up some miles. Giddy up.[/QUOTE]It's definitely a sad state of affairs in this fucking country. I remember hitting up the spas in Macau. At least 50 girls in a lineup to choose from. Massages, naps, great food in between sessions. Best 12 straight hours of mongering in my life and definitely didn't break the bank.

[QUOTE=SawBoy1740;3780470]First post here. Figured posting a report as noob is always better than looking for info. At any rate, here goes. DO NOT go to Asian Massage House in Addison in Lake St. Parking in the rear, non descript building, all the shades down and had to ring a bell to get in. Figured I was in the chips. Ring the bell, and Mamasan. Moses's older sister, answers the bell and asks if I want massage. Yes, one hour, . 6, while thinking to myself "that's the oldest Mamasan I've ever seen!" Go in the room and strip down and lay on what had to be a Park bench with a sheet on it, and an MT that was OLDER than the MMS comes in! And 100% not attractive. I couldn't even believe it. Zero doubt in my mind she was over 60 years old. So I'm figuring Junior is off the hook, but I'll get a decent massage. Nope. Crap massage, crap shower, crap MT. The trifecta of crap. You've been warned! LOL.[/QUOTE]This place is where I had my first and only 4 hand massage. 60+ year old mamasan and Porky, the 300 lb Chinese sweat-monster. Junior could not stand at attention, not only because of the horror crew working there, but also because this place was filthy.

Saddle up and try Dallas too.

[QUOTE=ApplePiePussy;3782431]Yeah. It might worth it to fly down there. You could fly down in the morning, go straight to the spa, and then go right back to the airport, and sleep in your own bed. As a matter of fact, I'm looking at google flights right now. Fuck the Chicago AMP scene. It's time to rack up some miles. Giddy up.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SzForLife;3782613]This place is where I had my first and only 4 hand massage. 60+ year old mamasan and Porky, the 300 lb Chinese sweat-monster. Junior could not stand at attention, not only because of the horror crew working there, but also because this place was filthy.[/QUOTE]LOL. At least I wasn't the only sap that got suckered.

That holds true almost everywhere outside this country. True whether you go north to Canada, south to Central and South america, east to Europe or west to Asia. How did we end up with lawmakers that are dumb as shit?

[QUOTE=PeterWanger69;3782490]It's definitely a sad state of affairs in this fucking country. I remember hitting up the spas in Macau. At least 50 girls in a lineup to choose from. Massages, naps, great food in between sessions. Best 12 straight hours of mongering in my life and definitely didn't break the bank.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Datsurman;3782974]That holds true almost everywhere outside this country. True whether you go north to Canada, south to Central and South america, east to Europe or west to Asia. How did we end up with lawmakers that are dumb as shit?[/QUOTE]While our wives went to elect them, We're too busy with the hobby. LOL.

[QUOTE=Walker333;3783512]While our wives went to elect them, We're too busy with the hobby. LOL.[/QUOTE]Maybe some wives know a lot more than they let on?

[QUOTE=SawBoy1740;3780470]First post here. Figured posting a report as noob is always better than looking for info. At any rate, here goes. DO NOT go to Asian Massage House in Addison in Lake St. Parking in the rear, non descript building, all the shades down and had to ring a bell to get in. Figured I was in the chips. Ring the bell, and Mamasan. Moses's older sister, answers the bell and asks if I want massage. Yes, one hour, . 6, while thinking to myself "that's the oldest Mamasan I've ever seen!" Go in the room and strip down and lay on what had to be a Park bench with a sheet on it, and an MT that was OLDER than the MMS comes in! And 100% not attractive. I couldn't even believe it. Zero doubt in my mind she was over 60 years old. So I'm figuring Junior is off the hook, but I'll get a decent massage. Nope. Crap massage, crap shower, crap MT. The trifecta of crap. You've been warned! LOL.[/QUOTE]Why didn't you read thru the past reports that I and others have written about Asian House in Addison? You could have saved yourself some time and money to go see the girl I pm'd you about. Got it? Good, now go see her.

Good report and thank-you.

AJ.

So sad that it is true. On the same trip I also visited Beijing and had an amazing time at a spa in the middle of the capitol of a god damn communist country! And we supposedly live in the "Land of the Free"?

[QUOTE=Datsurman;3782974]That holds true almost everywhere outside this country. True whether you go north to Canada, south to Central and South america, east to Europe or west to Asia. How did we end up with lawmakers that are dumb as shit?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ApplePiePussy;3782431]Yeah. It might worth it to fly down there. You could fly down in the morning, go straight to the spa, and then go right back to the airport, and sleep in your own bed. As a matter of fact, I'm looking at google flights right now. Fuck the Chicago AMP scene. It's time to rack up some miles. Giddy up.[/QUOTE]If you are flexible with dates and can do it over a weekday, Spirit airlines has Chicago Dallas $99 round trip.

( not sure how practical this is, but https://www.airwaybill.com/ will pay you if you carry some package for them. Has anyone tried this? If it works, then it may partially pay for the trip for not much additional work )

I've been at the place before, the last time back in November. When they just opened up the place, everything seemed to me as in an average Chicago AMP, including prices, servicse and the menu. However, at one point in time, as a results of unclear to me reasons, the place became popular and busy. This, IMHP, popularity and high demand was undeserved, and did not have anything to do with the quality of the services provided and the menu (L1). Said popularity definitely spoiled the girls. It appears that the demand and fame faded away by now, although their attitude, the GPS is still there. I called ahead to make an appointment with M or whoever would be available. After some unexpected negotiations about the time available she give me ok to come in. When I arrived the place was empty and sleepy, and cold. M was in charge, but very busy with her text books. She jokingly demonstrated some annoyance with my appearance, although she knows me, and I think, she likes me, and always has been friendly. She didn't offer a TS and immediately proceed to her therapy (I'd not call it a massage). She didn't use any oil and just pushed at various points on my back through the towel with her elbows and knees. There was almost no rubbing of any king at all, just some pressing and pushing. Then, with a minimum or teasing, followed the flip and a rushed handshake. It was obvious that she was in a hurry to return to her textbooks, or whatever was it, she was occupied with, when I showed up. Even thought she shorted me at least 15 min, she made sad face when I handed her standard tip and demanded another 20. (The door fee was 65 for one hour plus 40 plus 20.) It didn't worth it, and I probably will not repeat. There is another AMP, on the same side of the street, 100 yards east. I've been there twice, don't know the providers names, but was satisfied with the services (L1) + standard tip. I should have gone to that place instead. In any case, Gentlemen, you've been warned. Stay happy and safe.

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It's all one girl she worked on State, I believe it was called heaven on state, they moved to a place on wabash, the last place shut down or at least she doesn't work there anymore. She was kind of tall and curvy nice tits and ass. Tattoos, angel wings and one of a bow on her thigh, brown hair and eyes, super friendly and gives a great massage. I don't think she's with an agency anymore but I can't seem to find her on backpage anymore. Anyone have any idea? I used to be able to find her by typing Serbian in the search bar of massages but nothing lately. Any info would be appreciated.

I've tried a couple of the new girls at Grand Spa in Chicago and have a positive report. Tried Eva and Anna, both give very good massages for those looking for good therapeutic Chinese massage. The mamasan, Lina, is one of the best masseuse in town so it follows that her girls are all pretty good. I have seen Sunny working there but haven't tried her yet. She is the youngest of the bunch, and good looking. On top of the good massage, received good L1 finish, but YMMV.

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Found out on short notice I'm going to be on the north side tomorrow. Any suggestions of good places to go? Please pm. Thanks for the help.

[QUOTE=Funsteve1111;3787989]Found out on short notice I'm going to be on the north side tomorrow. Any suggestions of good places to go? Please pm. Thanks for the help.[/QUOTE]I've never been here. Everyone seems to rave about this place.

[QUOTE=ChineseDragon;3787707]Walker you said they knew you from coming in their a couple of times. You had a hard time getting scheduled. I think that should have been a hint. They didn't want you to come. I believe that's probably why she didn't want you to touch her and it wasn't very good. She accomplished her point. You said you won't repeat. I viewed some of your old post from 2014 and you were still giving 40 tip. I think cost of living has gone up. I think 60 is new normal. The 20 dollars additional will lead to more services. You said you have been their twice before. So you knew what kind of service and quality girl to expect. I never had her but reports say she's hot. So maybe you should consider moving your standard tip to 60. This is year 2018 and cost of everyday goods has gone up in price. That's my say I'm sure you will have something to say to defend your cheap ways. Just tired of hearing you complain.[/QUOTE]LOL at raising the standard because of cost of living increase. I stopped by this place once, because I thought it was a new place with new women. It was a new place with the same woman I had seen on Western. Don't get me wrong I enjoyed fucking her at the other AMP but quickly lost interest once there were better options for the amount I was giving her. I guess beauty IS in the eye of the beholder, but I wouldn't necessarily consider her "hot".

Take. 8 door fee plus. 6-. 8 tip and L1 massage is in range of BP pay one price options. If quality is lacking then service is overpriced.

[QUOTE=HeadFirst;3782311]This is a perfect example of how valuable and important this site is. I must've read / seen this ad a hundred x and been intrigued by it but never pulled the trigger. Now I won't and don't have to and can spend my hobby dollar$ somewhere else.

Stick around and become a Senior.[/QUOTE]I'm sure I will, been one before. Once in a while it's good to start things over again fresh.

[QUOTE=RonM;3788045]I've never been here. Everyone seems to rave about this place.[/QUOTE]It's OK, a reliable place. A lot depends on a provider, as everywhere else. Their menu sometimes changes, but L1 has always been available, as far as I can remember. Good Luck.

[QUOTE=Casper27;3788110]LOL at raising the standard because of cost of living increase. I stopped by this place once, because I thought it was a new place with new women. It was a new place with the same woman I had seen on Western. Don't get me wrong I enjoyed fucking her at the other AMP but quickly lost interest once there were better options for the amount I was giving her. I guess beauty IS in the eye of the beholder, but I wouldn't necessarily consider her "hot".[/QUOTE]I didn't know that M used to have L3 on her menu. Actually, when I walked in there first time, a few months ago, initially I was under the impression that the place is legit. As someone reported earlier, the entrance, signs and the overall atmosphere is very similar to the one at any legit mp. It's possible that it was not an idea to make men happy when they just opened up, but all the competition around forced the owner to deviate from the legit plan and include some rushed L1 in the services. Although M looked familiar (she also said that she knew me from her past) I wasn't able to recall the place where I saw her. She gained some weight since then and definitely isn't hot, but just an average, slightly overweight Chinese woman with a hanging belly and oily skin. 4/10.

[QUOTE=Walker333;3788698]It's OK, a reliable place. A lot depends on a provider, as everywhere else. Their menu sometimes changes, but L1 has always been available, as far as I can remember. Good Luck.[/QUOTE]I was just passing on the information. I have no interest or desire to go to the Belmont Spa. Even though I live very close to this place.

New member here, decided to post and not just look. I have been to New Life massage in Mt. Prospect three times now. This is your standard AMP, greeted by mamasan at the door then shown to one of three rooms on the left, place is organized and fairly clean. Older therapist came in gave her. 7 for the massage then off to the table shower in a nice shower room, gave me a nice scrub down with her hands roaming all over, she dried me off then to the sauna for about 5 minutes. Back on the table I opted for the "hard" massage, she did some really nice back walking and a so-so hand massage, on the flip it was your usual small talk then a L1 HE for a. 4 tip, pretty standard stuff. I didn't ask if anything else was on the menu due to the age / looks of the girls, but all in all a good time.

Wow seems like backpage was shutdown today and the co-founder's home was raided by the FBI.

[URL]https://www.engadget.com/2018/04/06/backpage-seized-by-federal-government/[/URL]

Unreal. Absolutely unreal.

Now that all websites are taking down, it won't be long before more providers will hit the streets, and back to old times, wow can't believe this crop is happening in the USA, I want to point something all this friggin politicians, cops, are the most pervert you can think off.

Thank god I have some pages cached. A new site will surface soon, LEO just put a baind aid on a broken arm, they can shut down a "site" they can't shut down "the internet".

Cmd.

Where can I find MT now that BP is shut down? I have one number for a great outcall provider, message for details. But I can't always host need outcall.

There are still a few sites up. Might be a good time to grab the numbers from providers you ever thought about seeing.

[QUOTE=DaytimeJay;3790411]There are still a few sites up. Might be a good time to grab the numbers from providers you ever thought about seeing.[/QUOTE]Already did.

[QUOTE=Vern2020;3787766]I've tried a couple of the new girls at Grand Spa in Chicago and have a positive report. Tried Eva and Anna, both give very good massages for those looking for good therapeutic Chinese massage. The mamasan, Lina, is one of the best masseuse in town so it follows that her girls are all pretty good. I have seen Sunny working there but haven't tried her yet. She is the youngest of the bunch, and good looking. On top of the good massage, received good L1 finish, but YMMV.[/QUOTE]I was wondering how this place was--have seen ads but haven't heard too much about it. Do you go for swedish or deep? Does it matter? Do you know roughly how old the younger girls are?

Looks like onebackpage. C*m is running just fine.

Cmd.

Well for providers that stay consistent here is the last web capture of backpage from 10-03-2017. Get your numbers while you can heh.

Something tells me sites like rubmaps will be happy at least before they're shutdown anyway.

[URL]https://web.archive.org/web/20171003043847/http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/[/URL]

[QUOTE=Cmd04;3791254]Looks like onebackpage. C*m is running just fine.

Cmd.[/QUOTE]I was stop by yesterday willowbrook pinetree reopen. Same member. K still looking good and same. Will repeat soon.

A few gals who have been gone for a while, but maybe someone knows where they are now?

Amy. Green Spa on Halsted. Small cute girl who could really deliver on a good massage, and was also fun. Left last fall.

Melody. Princess Spa on Milwaukee. Thin happy girl who was the best at legit massage, and was also fun, although somewhat limited. Last last spring.

Emily. Oki Doki. Thai massage and crazy fun girl. Really miss that one! Left sometime last year.

Thanks for any info, or even a common experience story!