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I have hesitated to post a review on this gal because I was embarrassed I even visited her, but since she keeps posting daily, I thought I should admit my secret shame and spare anyone else the guilt and nightmares.

Let me start by saying that this gal is crazy paranoid about everyone being a cop. Hard to get through the force field to even get her address, but unfortunately I'm a persistent SOB and wore her down. Her incall is a dump of a trailer in the Powell area. Dirty and smells a little like dog shit when you first go in. I should have turned around then, but was curious (a damn stupid trait). Mattress on the floor of the bedroom, clothes everywhere. Cigarette smell.

Now, I'm a sucker for redheads. Always have been. That's what kept me in the game with her as long as I stayed. Sadly, she was a complete dead fish. Zero personality. Acted like I was there to fix her washer or plug a hole in her roof. Talked about her job and her slacker roommates.

Now, far be it from me to rag on a lady for being large. I love a curvy, BBW body. It's not her size that was the problem. It was her complete lack of personal grooming habits. When she finally stripped out of her baggy t shirt and pajama bottoms I could see that her legs were hairier than mine. "I don't really like to shave" she admitted, but that was pretty obvious. Then she said something about needing to shower later and I thought, okay. I'm out.

I faked a text message emergency and told her I had to go. I gave her the $30, which was a small price to pay to get out of there. Now I'm going to go hang my head again.

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[QUOTE=Mundane;2275072]I have hesitated to post a review on this gal because I was embarrassed I even visited her, but since she keeps posting daily, I thought I should admit my secret shame and spare anyone else the guilt and nightmares.

Let me start by saying that this gal is crazy paranoid about everyone being a cop. Hard to get through the force field to even get her address, but unfortunately I'm a persistent SOB and wore her down. Her incall is a dump of a trailer in the Powell area. Dirty and smells a little like dog shit when you first go in. I should have turned around then, but was curious (a damn stupid trait). Mattress on the floor of the bedroom, clothes everywhere. Cigarette smell.

Now, I'm a sucker for redheads. Always have been. That's what kept me in the game with her as long as I stayed. Sadly, she was a complete dead fish. Zero personality. Acted like I was there to fix her washer or plug a hole in her roof. Talked about her job and her slacker roommates.

Now, far be it from me to rag on a lady for being large. I love a curvy, BBW body. It's not her size that was the problem. It was her complete lack of personal grooming habits. When she finally stripped out of her baggy t shirt and pajama bottoms I could see that her legs were hairier than mine. "I don't really like to shave" she admitted, but that was pretty obvious. Then she said something about needing to shower later and I thought, okay. I'm out.

I faked a text message emergency and told her I had to go. I gave her the $30, which was a small price to pay to get out of there. Now I'm going to go hang my head again.

[URL]http://knoxville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/30-incall-only-special-with-a-sexy-bbw/10805172[/URL][/QUOTE]Hold your head high! You got the hell out of there, didn't you? I'd say we've all been in situations like that and should have left. I can truthfully say that usually the little head ruled.

[QUOTE=Mundane;2275072]I have hesitated to post a review on this gal because I was embarrassed I even visited her, but since she keeps posting daily, I thought I should admit my secret shame and spare anyone else the guilt and nightmares.

[/QUOTE]No shame brother. Refreshing to see someone actually post the truth so we can all learn. I have been in your shoes but didn't bail when I should have.

[QUOTE=Mundane;2275072]I have hesitated to post a review on this gal because I was embarrassed I even visited her, but since she keeps posting daily, I thought I should admit my secret shame and spare anyone else the guilt and nightmares.[/QUOTE]Thank God it wasn't a FrankenRose confession.

BS.

[QUOTE=LCMan09;2270250]Ok, so I posted a question a while back and, after the responses that I received I decided that I would have a dream with the traveling MILF LuLu.

I dipped into my secret stash and set out for my adventure. We met at a fine upstanding restaurant and shared a nice meal together. Yes, the lady is very educated and extremely classy. Yet, I felt more like I was on some* kind of interview and felt like she was trying to make up her mind whether or not she was going to bail or ride it out. I admit, I may not be the sharpest looking tool in the workshed but, I'm not the oldest or rustiest either. We finished our meal and went to her incall at a nice high end hotel for desert. She did a slow strip tease for me but, it seemed rather mechanical like she had done it a million times before. Which, I'm sure she has. She offered me some wine that she herself was partaking of quite heavily. She drank 3 to my 1 glass which also made me a little self consciousness. When she finished stripping, she had me take off my pants and lay them on a chair. She proceeded to give me a wet sloppy BBBJ and then offered BBFS. I declined and on went the cover.

She complained that the latex made her dry and got some lube. We went cg for a minute or so but she seemed to be having a difficult time keeping her balance. Then she stopped right in the middle and said she had to use the bathroom. I guess the wine got the better of her. My soldier was definitely having a difficult time standing at erection. She came out of the bathroom and started to work on my soldier with a skilled HJ. She had him back where he was supposed to be and we finished our session mish. The total dream lasted about an hour and a half with the meal included. Total cost of dreaming was $4. Including a tip.

I wish that I could say that it was a mind blowing experience and that my donation was well worth the time. But, I felt that it was over priced for a dream that was very business like. I would not consider it to be GFE at all. No real kissing except for a peck on the cheek upon meeting and leaving. I like the lady that I'm dreaming with to enjoy the dream as much as I do. This lady just seemed to be going thru the motions. Made a point to tell me that she was disappointed how she was received here in Knox. Told her that this was mostly a blue collar working city. * YMMV but, I chalk it up as a lesson learned.

LCman.[/QUOTE]I had a visit with her last Wednesday. I didn't have any references as I am new to this hobby but after a short phone call she was comfortable. I did experience some GFE not that I was looking for that. I had a specific request and she obliged willingly. Definately high $. Also I do believe she is slightly older than 50. But she is still good looking.

Dream of her tonight really cute spinner very nice body. Great attitude wants you to have a great time. All fun was covered CBJ / RCG / MISH / DOGGIE to the end of dream her ass is a 10 guys WOW what a view a must see.

[QUOTE=WingShooter;2275388]No shame brother. Refreshing to see someone actually post the truth so we can all learn. I have been in your shoes but didn't bail when I should have.[/QUOTE]Thanks for posting.

Ran pics and go to a canadian provider. So does phone number. Ad on several other sites too. But has anybody really seen her.

Interesting that only takes prepaid gift cards. Never seen that before. Unless she has a card reader (assuming she's real. LOL) how would she know they weren't blank.

If one had to cross a border with lots of cash would be trouble. Gift cards would be safer?

Anybody know if she's real. I have past experience with Canadians. Thinking about some more. Lo.

[QUOTE=DrHoliday;2275974]Ran pics and go to a canadian provider. So does phone number. Ad on several other sites too. But has anybody really seen her.

Interesting that only takes prepaid gift cards. Never seen that before. Unless she has a card reader (assuming she's real. LOL) how would she know they weren't blank.

If one had to cross a border with lots of cash would be trouble. Gift cards would be safer?

Anybody know if she's real. I have past experience with Canadians. Thinking about some more. Lo.[/QUOTE]Its got to be a con of some sort. I just haven't figured out how the con must work. Crossing a border with less than $10,000 is no problem, and even if its more than that, just declare it and no problems. Keep in mind that in Canada, prostitution is completely legal.

[QUOTE=DrHoliday;2275974]Ran pics and go to a canadian provider. So does phone number. Ad on several other sites too. But has anybody really seen her.

Interesting that only takes prepaid gift cards. Never seen that before. Unless she has a card reader (assuming she's real. LOL) how would she know they weren't blank.

If one had to cross a border with lots of cash would be trouble. Gift cards would be safer?

Anybody know if she's real. I have past experience with Canadians. Thinking about some more. Lo.[/QUOTE]Just stay away its a scam I wouldn't even prepay with providers I know are legit.

[QUOTE=Mundane;2275072]I have hesitated to post a review on this gal because I was embarrassed I even visited her, but since she keeps posting daily, I thought I should admit my secret shame and spare anyone else the guilt and nightmares.

Let me start by saying that this gal is crazy paranoid about everyone being a cop. Hard to get through the force field to even get her address, but unfortunately I'm a persistent SOB and wore her down. Her incall is a dump of a trailer in the Powell area. Dirty and smells a little like dog shit when you first go in. I should have turned around then, but was curious (a damn stupid trait). Mattress on the floor of the bedroom, clothes everywhere. Cigarette smell.

Now, I'm a sucker for redheads. Always have been. That's what kept me in the game with her as long as I stayed. Sadly, she was a complete dead fish. Zero personality. Acted like I was there to fix her washer or plug a hole in her roof. Talked about her job and her slacker roommates.

Now, far be it from me to rag on a lady for being large. I love a curvy, BBW body. It's not her size that was the problem. It was her complete lack of personal grooming habits. When she finally stripped out of her baggy t shirt and pajama bottoms I could see that her legs were hairier than mine. "I don't really like to shave" she admitted, but that was pretty obvious. Then she said something about needing to shower later and I thought, okay. I'm out.

I faked a text message emergency and told her I had to go. I gave her the $30, which was a small price to pay to get out of there. Now I'm going to go hang my head again.

[URL]http://knoxville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/30-incall-only-special-with-a-sexy-bbw/10805172[/URL][/QUOTE]A good monger always brings along condoms, soap and a razor LOL. Thanks for the report. I though something was up as her ads get cheaper.

Dreamed of this ebony girl from Alabama today. It is the girl in the pics. No kissing at all, CBJ, tons of rules, very mechanical. I can deal with no BBBJ but all the rules just ruined it for me. She is very pretty though. Will not repeat. Here is the link. [URL]http://knoxville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/leaving-soon-boyz/10937685[/URL] SP.

[QUOTE=RJHunter;2275985]Its got to be a con of some sort. I just haven't figured out how the con must work. Crossing a border with less than $10,000 is no problem, and even if its more than that, just declare it and no problems. Keep in mind that in Canada, prostitution is completely legal.[/QUOTE]But back in my school days I studied in Canada. Had a riotous good time with Canadian girls.

Never heard of one wanting to be paid with a gift card. LOL. They always like cash first and then some gift cards too. So somethings weird. LOL.

Any info on this little vixen? Tired the search and came up dry.

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Can anyone give me their thoughts on Ashley? I am hesitant, but look.

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