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Well Gents, you're welcome in advance
So, in went to meet up with this little beauty named Egypt today for a BBBJ. She is new but my second time seeing her. Picked her up close to Manchester. As we were looking for a spot I couldn't help but notice that her teeth and lips were plastered with some red stuff. I mean stuck all over her teeth like she was chewing an emerald red Crayola crayon. I made a joke asking if she ate a bag of flaming hot cheetos. She laughed but didn't respond. LOL. I mean, if there was a list of things NOT to eat before giving a BJ. Flaming Hot Cheetos would def be at the Top of that list. Like two slots below the Ghost pepper chip or broken glass. So, naturally I asked if she was intentionally trying to give me 3rd degree burns on my Goodstick. She responds almost in a murmur "head game strong, don't play me. " 😯.
(Now, before I go on, let me explain why I did not immediately you-turn and drop her munchies butt off. We originally met a while back on fig, she gave me the second best BJ I've ever had. So I knew it would be good. So I knew the amazing experience I was in for and I just had to decide if Chester Cheeta would want me to decline a soul snatching all because she enjoyed the snack she loves? My big head knew I may not come out smiling at the end of this. But the little head was like "Put me in coach! I can do this. This is what we trained for!
We find a spot and I start having second thoughts. So I try to see if we can FS instead. Get ready for this fellas. FS is not on the menu. At all. I'm devastated because I mentally put her into 3 positions already and if you see how this girl gives bjs you know the FS would be insane. But being that she does not have sex it makes sense for her to lip sinking skills to be superb. Like losing sight and gaining better hearing.
Anyways, so disappointed that FS is not an option I tell her I won't enjoy her BJ as much. Secretly presenting a challenge of holding out for as long as I could. LOL. So she starts and I'm immediately in a trance. Jaw probably was dropped and I may or may not have been sucked into a vegetative state. Don't really remember. But she thoroughly enjoys giving bjs. As she was doing it I was trying to not make a sound so I could say her BJ was just ok. And I could feel it getting hotter and hotter the more she kept her mouth on it (freaking hot cheetos) to the point that I had her gargle with a cherry coke before continuing. But after that, she kept changing her techniques. She was everywhere from top only to DT to hand twist and head rotate to gagging herself on it. She was like freaking headmaster (or c**ksmith if you will. LOL). I think I slipped up and made an mmm sound twice. I knew I messed up because after I made the moan she did an evil laugh and started casually staring pulling her hair back. She knew what felt amazing and what was just ok because next thing I knew she was concentrating on only what felt amazing. I ended up at the point of no return very quickly shortly after that. LOL. I erupted as she was dying DT and she jumped off letting it ooze out of her mouth in disgust. While me, still in erupting, saying "no don't stop " she goes back at it for another 2 minutes getting every drop to the point that I literally had to push her away by her shoulders and snatch my wood back, like "Enough!
(So she doesn't like the frosting at all. But she will keep going on request.).
She is new to this and I did ask if I can share with some friends of mine. She only does bjs. But if I were to rate her skills, I'd give her a 9. 7. (And keep in mind, that AFTER point deduction for Red Hot Cheetos, felt a little teeth occasionally, and the whole cleanup afterward. Yes, STILL a 9. 7. LOL). She said she's planning on going out tonight. Happy hunting 😉.
Would like her number please if you don't mind sharing
[QUOTE=NippleChips;4959066]So, in went to meet up with this little beauty named Egypt today for a BBBJ. She is new but my second time seeing her. Picked her up close to Manchester. As we were looking for a spot I couldn't help but notice that her teeth and lips were plastered with some red stuff. I mean stuck all over her teeth like she was chewing an emerald red Crayola crayon. I made a joke asking if she ate a bag of flaming hot cheetos. She laughed but didn't respond. LOL. I mean, if there was a list of things NOT to eat before giving a BJ. Flaming Hot Cheetos would def be at the Top of that list. Like two slots below the Ghost pepper chip or broken glass. So, naturally I asked if she was intentionally trying to give me 3rd degree burns on my Goodstick. She responds almost in a murmur "head game strong, don't play me. " 😯.
(Now, before I go on, let me explain why I did not immediately you-turn and drop her munchies butt off. We originally met a while back on fig, she gave me the second best BJ I've ever had. So I knew it would be good. So I knew the amazing experience I was in for and I just had to decide if Chester Cheeta would want me to decline a soul snatching all because she enjoyed the snack she loves? My big head knew I may not come out smiling at the end of this. But the little head was like "Put me in coach! I can do this. This is what we trained for!
We find a spot and I start having second thoughts. So I try to see if we can FS instead. Get ready for this fellas. FS is not on the menu. At all. I'm devastated because I mentally put her into 3 positions already and if you see how this girl gives bjs you know the FS would be insane. But being that she does not have sex it makes sense for her to lip sinking skills to be superb. Like losing sight and gaining better hearing.
Anyways, so disappointed that FS is not an option I tell her I won't enjoy her BJ as much. Secretly presenting a challenge of holding out for as long as I could. LOL. So she starts and I'm immediately in a trance. Jaw probably was dropped and I may or may not have been sucked into a vegetative state. Don't really remember. But she thoroughly enjoys giving bjs. As she was doing it I was trying to not make a sound so I could say her BJ was just ok. And I could feel it getting hotter and hotter the more she kept her mouth on it (freaking hot cheetos) to the point that I had her gargle with a cherry coke before continuing. But after that, she kept changing her techniques. She was everywhere from top only to DT to hand twist and head rotate to gagging herself on it. She was like freaking headmaster (or c**ksmith if you will. LOL). I think I slipped up and made an mmm sound twice. I knew I messed up because after I made the moan she did an evil laugh and started casually staring pulling her hair back. She knew what felt amazing and what was just ok because next thing I knew she was concentrating on only what felt amazing. I ended up at the point of no return very quickly shortly after that. LOL. I erupted as she was dying DT and she jumped off letting it ooze out of her mouth in disgust. While me, still in erupting, saying "no don't stop " she goes back at it for another 2 minutes getting every drop to the point that I literally had to push her away by her shoulders and snatch my wood back, like "Enough!
(So she doesn't like the frosting at all. But she will keep going on request.).
She is new to this and I did ask if I can share with some friends of mine. She only does bjs. But if I were to rate her skills, I'd give her a 9. 7. (And keep in mind, that AFTER point deduction for Red Hot Cheetos, felt a little teeth occasionally, and the whole cleanup afterward. Yes, STILL a 9. 7. LOL). She said she's planning on going out tonight. Happy hunting 😉.[/QUOTE]Would you mind sharing her number??
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My experience (ironic relevance)
[QUOTE=Jesse4;4968092]About 2 months ago I went to my moms house in L. A for a small dinner. I live in the OC and I hardly go to LA. But anyway, back to the sweet part. I fell asleep and woke up around 1 am and I started driving back home, on my way to the freeway, I will not mention streets, I saw this amazing g figured girl. Perfectly bottle shaped so curvy!! I quickly did a you turn but when she saw me she turned fast into a street. I proceeded to go around the block and pull up infant of her. As I was coming down I saw her walking and I pulled up next to her, I tried calling her over but she kept ignoring me, she was carrying a big bag and I told her it just seems like she needs help getting to a destination and I wanted to help her by getting her there safely. I guess that's was honest enough because she stopped and came to my window. When she got closer I could tell she was not a young girl but a lady in her late 30's. She asked why found I care to help a stranger. That was pretty much the way a conversation between us started. She eventually did get in my car and I parked randomly so we could talk. She said she was on her way to her sisters house but normally many guys try to pick her up but she wasn't a hooker. I told her I can see why she catches all the attention. And as our conversation progressed she asked what I was doing out so late. I told her I was heading home but she didn't believe me. And said I was probably looking for action too. She then layer out a comment stating she doesn't do anything for money but in this particular case she would consider it.
So I said I told her if she was going to do anything what would she price it at. She gave me a number and I agreed. I drove to a dark area and parked under a tree. She took off her shirt and got on top of me and started kissing me. I unclipped her bra and these beautiful amazing big DD breast flung out to my face, I sucked on those nips for a while while moaned so sexy. She then took off her pants and was only in this beautiful lace thong. And told me she would only give me a blowjob that day. Though the BJ was covered, she had this technique that made me stretch my legs and curl my toes, my God was she good. And the best part was that while she did that her huge natural beast shook on my lap and she moaned and let me play with her big round ass and shaved P* She did that for about 20 minutes. To this day, that is the best BJ I ever had hands down.
At the end she didn't give me her number though I asked many times for it and I dropped her off at the corner of the block her sister lives at. She told me that if I ever saw her again, she'd make sure our second encounter would be unforgettable.
I'd like to say that that second encounter did happen a week ago. All I will say is that it was the best day ever. I wish I could see this woman daily. She made all my fantasies a reality. But anyway, Ever since that first encounter I'd go to L. A frequently and drive by those streets constantly til I finally found her again. She didn't give me her number again but she did say she will give to me on our 3rd encounter.
Have any of you ever had a random experience like this? That was nothing planned but turned out to be one of the best days of your life? Share it.[/QUOTE]Well one night after leaving fig defeated from not finding anything to my liking, I was about to hop on the freeway but needed gas. So as I'm paying for my gas there is a girl that had a huge coat and a small carry-on luggage behind me. I buy my gas but did not pay her any attention. Soon as I finished getting gas, I looked up and this homeless girl was actually a perfect 10 looking Instagram model type down to the freckles and blonde / gold hair. I tried to catch her before she left, she was walking extremely fast. And it was late (probably 3 am) and you can tell she is not working. But I couldn't NOT talk to her, right. So pull up along side of her and ask if she's ok. She says she not a working girl and would prefer I not stop and talk to her. So I said I was only making sure you were okay because that guy is following you. I point behind her a few feet away that has been stalking her silently in the shadows. She turns to look at him and by this time I'm already pulling away saying have a good night. But she basically chased after my car to ask me to take her. So she gets in and realizing that she might have been in a bad situation I was only going to take her home. But as we are driving she asks what I'm doing out so late. I told her I couldn't sleep so I was driving until I got sleepy. So she says well why don't you just smoke? I tell her I don't smoke. So she asks what usually put me to sleep. I said amazing sex or a BJ. She, sounding shocked and asked why I don't ask my girlfriend to take care of that for me. I told her I'm single. She said so you stay by yourself? I say yes. So she says well, my boyfriend kicked me out last night and I was trying to figure out what I was about to do. So I say, oh okay, where am I driving you to then? She looks through her phone for a couple seconds as like a last second double check and then responds that its my lucky day. 😁 but she asks if we can get some wraps first (cost: about 1. 80). We get the house and she says she would like to shower first. While I'm showing her how to use the shower, she is listening and taking off one piece at a time until she was standing naked in front of me. She had to be about 5'4 with these amazing perky DD. The only question she asked was can smoke first. Of course we can. LOL.
When she gets out she's telling me out she think she might be preg but also that her and her bf broke up so she just wants to get her mind away from everything. I immediately go into responsibility adult mode (BTW she was 18 at the time. Verified her I'd when we got the wraps. But important to know for the end of the story). She smokes the last of her blunt and asks me to turn off the lights. I flip the switch and as I'm walking back she's already under the covers. So I walk around to the other side and lay down. I can see that she's turned the opposite way from me. So I'm sitting behind her looking at the sheets hug her curves in the light of the television still on. Thinking to myself, what would be the best way to get this started. Then I hear her quietly say can you put it in or do you want me to s**k it first?
Of course I chose the latter. Technique was nothing to write home about, but the visual was amazing. I was laying in my back and she was doing everything as if she wanted it to look good. She did it loud and extremely messy and she was playing with herself while doing it telling how hard she wants me to FS. She pops her head up and I see that she has slob smeared all over mouth and breasts and she's climbing on my bringing her breasts closer to my face. As I waiting with my eyes closed I feel her breasts rub down my face and down to my chest. Then she started just rubbing them up and down in my chest and I felt her hand grab my slippery member with way too much grip.
(The rest of this was uncharted territory so as surprised you are reading it, I was 3 x more surprised that that).
She starts to put the head into what felt like a hole the diameter of a Boba straw. It was so tight I thought she was trying to bb Greek. I tried to tell her the condoms are on the pillow but she shoves her four fingers in my mouth and uses her thumb to clump down on my lower jaw and then uses this grip to direct my face to look at her face as she tells me through clenched teeth "I'm really really tight, so you might have to ram it in first. If you hurt me, I'll hurt you. " She tries to put it in again and I can feel that the head was practically in. Took a few minutes of trying. She squeezed her hand into a fist and I can feel her nails leaving a mark in my tongue but she's in my ear saying ram it in me baby. I pumped hard her whole body moved but I couldn't fit even as wet slobbered on it. So at risk of her ripping my tongue out of my mouth I did the double pump (or more like half pump to full pump, where you dona hip jab so she goes up but as gravity is bring her down you're already in full thrust for the win). I felt me slide into her but the pressure didn't subside. It literally felt like a Chinese finger trap. I've heard the term before, but thought it was an embellishment. It felt like every movement was the last 3 seconds of a bbbjtcws concentrated into a magical monkey grip V. Wet, tight, with resistance going in, so every pump felt like it was going in for the first time. Once I was inside it took a few seconds before either of us could move. LOL. Seriously, every move was the best feeling I've ever had. I felt the heels of her feet locking in behind my thighs and she spread wider and I could feel her pushing herself down to slide me further inside. We just started and I already could feel the point of no return was easily a pump away. So I tell her to slow down so that I could gather my composure. With a straight face she grabs my face and says something to the extent of "I can't get re-pregnant; so this is My D* until I'm finished squirting on it". Immediately after her statement I was unloading everything I had in her. I partially blacked out, no exaggeration: sound went silent I started seeing stars for a few seconds. I came to (consciousness, that is) and she was slow riding. I could feel my waste and thighs dripping and I thought it was from my huge load leaking out. But nope. I could feel her pulsing and squirting as promised. I got a second wind and decided to flip her over. After going in doggy in explode with cip and again sound goes silent and I see stars for about a minute or two. I fall asleep still inside from behind. I woke up still inside by suction alone it seemed. LOL. I started with some slow deep motions to see if she wanted a 3rd round, still half sleep she arches her butt so I could get the best angle. But this time soon as my light sabor recharged I was trying to try Greek because she said she wouldn't even let her bf do it. She eventually let me try as long as I didn't stop playing with the pearl. I will say, as far a Greek goes (I don't do it often, so this was more like a delicacy), it was great. Butwhen I finished in brown town I didn't see stars. But the V felt so amazing that this was one of the very few times that I felt like doing butt stuff was a mistake. LOL. (Teaser for the next story? Tune in next week for. Jk jk jk. No butt stuff.).
Anyway, the next morning I woke up half expecting most of my stuff to be stolen and her missing. But instead she was in the bathroom smoking and posting pics on her Instagram story. We exchange insta. Then she asks me to do her off at the mall where she is meeting her bf that wants to make it up to her 😬. So. Total damage? $1. 80 for the wraps.
The update to the story is that she deleted her Instagram completely almost 2 years ago so I lost contact with her until recently when I ran into her profile on a dating site. She had the baby and the only thing that changed about her is her breasts and butt got bigger. Same flat tummy and cute face. I'm tempted to post a neck down pic for you guys, but I don't think I should because she wasn't working at the time. But I will say, if you run into her profile and read her description. It sounds like she would be accepting of umm. Some Sugary assistance. But when matched and I messaged her, she didn't remember me. And when I reminded her of when we met like 3 years ago she started to tell me 2 bills but I countered with 1. We we supposed to meet later that evening but said her bf won't let her see me. Then I got blocked shortly after. But just to say she might have any ready been on fig or some of you may have tried her. Any body seeing stars when crossing the finish line? Might have been her LOL.
"That's the way the cookie crumbled".
(I def need a cooler signature. There was someone (sorry I don't remember your name or I'd give credit) where he would start every post with "There was a dream I had. ".
Anyways, found a pic of her bottom half for your viewing pleasure. Attached.
I think I'm going to change my sig to:
"... or maybe it was the edibles."
Any Tips for first time Monoger on Fig?
I've been to Fig before and browsed, I just didn't attempt a pickup due to the amount of attention I felt there was on the street I was on. Dudes were causing traffic with the amount of cars coming through looking at these chicks. I'm planning on going later today to try my hand again, but I need some advice. Do I need to be worried about LEO undercover or anything? Will LE crackdown on even talking to these chicks? I'm completely new to the area so last thing I need is problems. Also should I be super front with the SWs down here or do I need to ask them if they need a "ride"?
