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[QUOTE=Zb314;5330081]I saw her like 3 or 4 days ago. Pretty nice service I was surprised. Head was nice. She seemed to be into it and looked rather sexy LOL. Decent view from behind. Pretty laid back experience I'll be going back to her. She's real and about that life LOL.[/QUOTE]I might have found her on an off day according to posts #6986 and #6982. I definitely did not get a laid back session. She was rushing me from the very first text. I saw her link on LC today: [URL]https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view/61897489/3143976546[/URL].

I texted her at 1:15 PM and she jumped on me like a hobo on a hotdog. "How soon can I get there, how fast will it take? Why are you so far away? Are you leaving yet? (3 min after initial text). " Anyhow I gave her an ETA for 30 minutes and said I would text 5 min out. She gave me an address to a lower middle end apartment complex in St. Charles. I let her know I was 5 minutes away. She texts back and asked if I can pick up a pack of smokes, I said "no, you can get those after our meeting. " She starts non stop texting me about turning left at some ding dang liquor store, the GPS has trouble finding her place, why won't I get her some smokes? I ignored her and BTW my apple maps was balls on accurate for her apartment. Her apartment is ok. Safe enough, discreet, looks like a starter apartment for a 20 something couple.

So after all the hurry up, Hurry Up! HURRY UP!! She makes me wait. Of course she does. These chicks are all seriously time challenged. I told her after waiting in my car for 10 minutes that I was leaving in one minute. Then her boyfriend pops out, gives me a dirty look and disappears in the rain. Sophie comes out front to motion me in to her place. Be warned, she is a chain smoker and the entire apartment smells like L&M menthol's. You will smell like an ashtray after you leave.

It is her home, pictures of her boyfriend and her at a wedding on the mantle, size 10 work boots by the door. To her credit, it is a clean place, but she had her dope stash in a black box on the coffee table in front of the couch with a pipe sort of hidden on the side. Sophie says we have to do our business on the couch because "using her bed would be disrespectful. " Ok I say, whatever.

Sophie struggles to get her yoga pants and top off. She is sky high on something. Her eyes were blood shot, she had dark circles under her eyes, and her nails are grungy. No obvious marks, bruises, or scabs but she is tripping the light fantastic on something. She is also very antsy, jumpy, and almost manic. She does look like her pictures but they were taken a few hard years and twenty pounds ago. She is still cute and sort of perky but starting to put on weight in her ass and thighs. The now too tight yoga pants and panties are a dead giveaway for a COVID weight gain. But who am I to judge? I put on my COVID 19 like everyone else so I should have a cup of shut the f up and let that slide. She still has a nice figure and looks good. She is definitely good to go for a 100 quickie so we close the deal.

She tries to open the raincoat wrapper but she can't. It is like watching a monkey try to screw a football. I come in for the assist, she struggles to wrap my weasel, but eventually does. She gave a rushed CBJ that was meh. I had to slow her down because she was Woody Woodpeckering me. We switch to covered mish and finish there. She was clean and there was no smell from "down there. " But she definitely rushed me and even apologized after the fact. I don't think she could help it, she was so wacked out. But it was apparent she wanted the whole show done and me out of there as soon as possible. I obliged and left, hoping there was not a jealous boyfriend keying my car. He was no where in site so I slipped away, reeking of cigarettes. To be fair, she has a tight, hairy pussy cat that made me quite happy. However, it was a total 3 G experience. If you want to see her, I recommend sooner rather than later because she is taking that predictable slide downhill. She is currently a cute 20 something biscuit, but the hard living is starting to catch up with her. I hope you get more mileage out of her. I have no regrets, but I will not repeat.

[QUOTE=Bluestar;5335035]I might have found her on an off day according to posts #6986 and #6982. I definitely did not get a laid back session. She was rushing me from the very first text. I saw her link on LC today: [URL]https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view/61897489/3143976546[/URL].

I texted her at 1:15 PM and she jumped on me like a hobo on a hotdog. "How soon can I get there, how fast will it take? Why are you so far away? Are you leaving yet? (3 min after initial text). " Anyhow I gave her an ETA for 30 minutes and said I would text 5 min out. She gave me an address to a lower middle end apartment complex in St. Charles. I let her know I was 5 minutes away. She texts back and asked if I can pick up a pack of smokes, I said "no, you can get those after our meeting. " She starts non stop texting me about turning left at some ding dang liquor store, the GPS has trouble finding her place, why won't I get her some smokes? I ignored her and BTW my apple maps was balls on accurate for her apartment. Her apartment is ok. Safe enough, discreet, looks like a starter apartment for a 20 something couple.[/QUOTE]OMG, what a nightmare. I should be glad she never responded to my texts. Thank you for your detailed description.

The proliferation of fakes is becoming comical. Brooklynn (314*1083) is another example. On Sunday she has a group of pics which do not match the ones on Tuesday, but same phone #, and QV goes from $125 to $150. But she "guarantees you won't be disappointed".

So I am on Erotic Monkey and decide to check out the mature provider Stormy. EMID: 202095,18 reviews, last in April. I Google her number and get a contractor company that specializes in concrete and resurfacing and a couple of her listings. Either she is working in concrete or someone needs to update their phone number. A+ Better Business Rating.

Typical 3rd world provider in STL. Thanks for the report. This is what we have available in this town. And why Memphis and KC blows us away.

[QUOTE=JonH4;5335114]OMG, what a nightmare. I should be glad she never responded to my texts. Thank you for your detailed description.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bluestar;5335035]I might have found her on an off day according to posts #6986 and #6982. I definitely did not get a laid back session. She was rushing me from the very first text. I saw her link on LC today: [URL]https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view/61897489/3143976546[/URL].

I texted her at 1:15 PM and she jumped on me like a hobo on a hotdog. "How soon can I get there, how fast will it take? Why are you so far away? Are you leaving yet? (3 min after initial text). " Anyhow I gave her an ETA for 30 minutes and said I would text 5 min out. She gave me an address to a lower middle end apartment complex in St. Charles. I let her know I was 5 minutes away. She texts back and asked if I can pick up a pack of smokes, I said "no, you can get those after our meeting. " She starts non stop texting me about turning left at some ding dang liquor store, the GPS has trouble finding her place, why won't I get her some smokes? I ignored her and BTW my apple maps was balls on accurate for her apartment. Her apartment is ok. Safe enough, discreet, looks like a starter apartment for a 20 something couple.

So after all the hurry up, Hurry Up! HURRY UP!! She makes me wait. Of course she does. These chicks are all seriously time challenged. I told her after waiting in my car for 10 minutes that I was leaving in one minute. Then her boyfriend pops out, gives me a dirty look and disappears in the rain. Sophie comes out front to motion me in to her place. Be warned, she is a chain smoker and the entire apartment smells like L&M menthol's. You will smell like an ashtray after you leave.

It is her home, pictures of her boyfriend and her at a wedding on the mantle, size 10 work boots by the door. To her credit, it is a clean place, but she had her dope stash in a black box on the coffee table in front of the couch with a pipe sort of hidden on the side. Sophie says we have to do our business on the couch because "using her bed would be disrespectful. " Ok I say, whatever.[/QUOTE]Is this the brunette? I thought about seeing her but now I definitely won't! Thanks for the update.

[QUOTE=JonH4;5335114]OMG, what a nightmare. I should be glad she never responded to my texts. Thank you for your detailed description.[/QUOTE]I hate when they ask for things like that. I won't put up with it anymore. I had a lady ask me not only to stop and buy her cigarettes, but she also wanted two cheeseburgers from McDonald's! And of course you can just take it out of her donation. I can't believe I actually did it. It's a good thing she gave me one of the best bbbjs I ever had. Another time someone wanted me to stop by the bakery a couple of blocks from her and buy her some pastries and a cake. So like an idiot, I did it and when I got to her place she ghosted me! At least I got to eat some good stuff on my way home.

[QUOTE=Dalton425;5335391]I hate when they ask for things like that. I won't put up with it anymore. I had a lady ask me not only to stop and buy her cigarettes, but she also wanted two cheeseburgers from McDonald's! And of course you can just take it out of her donation. I can't believe I actually did it. It's a good thing she gave me one of the best bbbjs I ever had. Another time someone wanted me to stop by the bakery a couple of blocks from her and buy her some pastries and a cake. So like an idiot, I did it and when I got to her place she ghosted me! At least I got to eat some good stuff on my way home.[/QUOTE]Got to ask. Who was it?

[QUOTE=Dalton425;5335391]I hate when they ask for things like that. I won't put up with it anymore. I had a lady ask me not only to stop and buy her cigarettes, but she also wanted two cheeseburgers from McDonald's! And of course you can just take it out of her donation. I can't believe I actually did it. It's a good thing she gave me one of the best bbbjs I ever had. Another time someone wanted me to stop by the bakery a couple of blocks from her and buy her some pastries and a cake. So like an idiot, I did it and when I got to her place she ghosted me! At least I got to eat some good stuff on my way home.[/QUOTE]It's comical at times. I had an SA girl several months back, that actually felt very semi pro pull some nonsense. We agreed on price and I met her at her house (good location). After we banged it out I left and went on with my day. She sends me a text about an hour after and says "hey, I normally wouldn't ask but could you send me an Uber to xx location? I'd really appreciate it". I just blocked her number and didn't respond.

It's like anything though. If they don't ask, the answer is always no. They ask because they have twat waffles that do this shit for them.

[QUOTE=QueNine;5334293]See post 3581 in this thread.[/QUOTE]Right on man. Didn't want people thinking I was a fake.

[QUOTE=Bluestar;5335035]I might have found her on an off day according to posts #6986 and #6982. I definitely did not get a laid back session. She was rushing me from the very first text. I saw her link on LC today: [URL]https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view/61897489/3143976546[/URL].

I texted her at 1:15 PM and she jumped on me like a hobo on a hotdog. "How soon can I get there, how fast will it take? Why are you so far away? Are you leaving yet? (3 min after initial text). " Anyhow I gave her an ETA for 30 minutes and said I would text 5 min out. She gave me an address to a lower middle end apartment complex in St. Charles. I let her know I was 5 minutes away. She texts back and asked if I can pick up a pack of smokes, I said "no, you can get those after our meeting. " She starts non stop texting me about turning left at some ding dang liquor store, the GPS has trouble finding her place, why won't I get her some smokes? I ignored her and BTW my apple maps was balls on accurate for her apartment. Her apartment is ok. Safe enough, discreet, looks like a starter apartment for a 20 something couple.

So after all the hurry up, Hurry Up! HURRY UP!! She makes me wait. Of course she does. These chicks are all seriously time challenged. I told her after waiting in my car for 10 minutes that I was leaving in one minute. Then her boyfriend pops out, gives me a dirty look and disappears in the rain. Sophie comes out front to motion me in to her place. Be warned, she is a chain smoker and the entire apartment smells like L&M menthol's. You will smell like an ashtray after you leave.[/QUOTE]Damn yea sorry man my experience was totally different. Same issue with her saying the google maps would steer me wrong. I'm in the delivery driver business so I know my way around and I surely know how to find apt buildings and so on. But yea she didn't seem to be high when I saw her. She appeared hungover tho so maybe that's why she appeared laid back to me when she was just actually probably fresh out of bed LOL. That sucks man but makes me think I might just keep my one fond memory of her LOL.

Just wondering what other guys experience is with her. Mine was decent been trying to see her again but she's been hard to reach lately.

[QUOTE=OldCedar;5335187]So I am on Erotic Monkey and decide to check out the mature provider Stormy. EMID: 202095,18 reviews, last in April. I Google her number and get a contractor company that specializes in concrete and resurfacing and a couple of her listings. Either she is working in concrete or someone needs to update their phone number. A+ Better Business Rating.[/QUOTE]Some of those pics, she's been using for years and years. I wonder what she really looks like now.

Saw lily this morning much has been written about her from time to time! She offers full open menu and is a real good time late 30's or early forties! Flat rate $$ gives you plenty of time never rushes total GFE type visit kissing daty BBBJCIM, cfs I took I think could go bare but I don't anal was available but I like the feel of that clit! She is very nice person mature no games to be played I can only go once but if you can I think msog is available! Safe apartment complex she communicates real good!

Digits are six three six 9 seven zero nine XXX! Good to go.

[QUOTE=EsGarcea;5335834]Got to ask. Who was it?[/QUOTE]I sent you a private message.