Late but deserved Bharbie review
[QUOTE=TopSaucy;6541893]Was in the area last week so txt Bharbie. She seem on with good comms but a bit confusing with her damn prices. She wanted 1 2 5 for FS & BBJ QV and 1 5 0 for FS BB CIP Asked if 100 would do it and she said yes. I got there and she was nice, certainly older than her pics and stomach had baby damage and she seem a bit high and mellow. She was living in the place and was folding her wash on the other bed.[/QUOTE]I am a bit late but I am going to go ahead and vouch for this review. This review made me curious about Bharbie and luckily for me it was everything (and a bit more) than I was expecting.
A few weekends ago after reading the review above I decided to reach out to Bharbie (who I don't even think posts her ad regularly) and to my surprise, she was available.
We texted back and fourth and let me just say that her prices ARE ridiculously confusing. I also did not like the fact she was being so explicit (in my opinion) through text. This behavior was reminding me of my Uncle LEO, who I don't like. But anyways. To make a long story short she wanted 200 for HHR BBFS.
Her incall (to my absolute delight) was located in a nice, discrete area in FT laud. At least when compared to the incall of some of the other girls I have seen (*ahem* princess motel). I get to her incall which is a long stay hotel / condominium and the place was pretty quiet and empty. She sends me room info, I knock and like TopSaucy mentions, her hotel room is pretty cluttered. Random stuff on the floor and different things on the bed, kitchen etc. She also has a small dog that to be honest was pretty friendly, at least to me. We say hello, I do the cop check and everything checks out. We start talking and she seems a bit all over the place. After the cop check she is like walking around with a towel on her head folding some clothing, brushing her teeth and just moving stuff around to make space for our session (LOL). Even though I laugh about this now, at the time I was pretty freaked out since it looked like she was buying time for the old boyfriend / manager knocking on the door routine. But this was all in my head. After a few minutes of this she undresses and we get to our session.
The good:
This girl has an +A personality and LOVES to please. Not uptight at all and keeps it fun, sexy and lovely. She starts with BBJ which is "standard" you could say. But most providers at my budget are snobs that do bbj mechanical and lifeless. Not this girl. She gave me eye contact, smile when I grabbed the back of her head and attempted to user her throat to her full capacity and just displayed such a sexy attitude and energy. Eventually I turned her around and gave her a good BB pounding and finished inside after a good number of minutes. I cannot complain even one bit.
Through the entire experience she is lucid, energetic and as I keep saying showing a lovely attitude. The sort of attitude you need to be in the hall of fame of her career path.
The bad:
By far the biggest turn off is her stomach and the consistency of her skin. Although she isn't fat she had a noticeable, unattractive, flabby stomach. And I am being kind. She is like normal-ish weight woman, but has the equivalent of a gut sticking out like 14 inches from her stomach. That's very unattractive for someone of her size and figure. I don't know if this gut comes from baby damage as TopSaucy points out or (as I would guess), from drugs. To this day I don't know if she was 20,30 or 40. Her face is alright, she was probably way more attractive in the past but drugs (my guess) or time have taken some of her beauty. She has some sort of issue in one of her eyes, but to be honest, if her body was on point I don't think I would have even noticed (or cared).
Was she worth 200 mario coins, in retrospect? I keep asking myself this question. Based on her body and physical appearance, I would probably say no. She is NOT a looker. You are not getting a fit, tight bodied spinner. Not even close. But for BBFS and also just how candid and lovely her energy is, I'd say she was worth trying. At least once. I have seen a lot of more attractive providers that want the same amount of mario coins as Bharbie but deliver cold, rushed, mechanical service. So although she leaves a lot to be desired in the physical department I certainly enjoyed my time with her. If someone could convince her to get surgery or hit the gym or just do whatever is needed to get her body in order, she'd blow every other provider out of the water. Though I suspect at that point her mario coin rate would shoot up exponentially.
St, Rd 84 aka Marina Mile
Has anyone visited any of the girls advertising in this area? I've been seeing many many hot Latinas advertising in-calls on Marina Mile. I'm assuming its that Hotel just before the overpass. I actually set up a date there and when I arrived I walked around and got the time-to-bail feeling. There were also a couple of special ops looking dudes at the pool with cell phones pointed my way. Just wondering if its legit.
