Rants, Raves and Opinions AKA "The Octagon"

[QUOTE=SilkyWetness;1912332]Call me the mad scientist yes underneath all the makeup and push up bras theirs a quite evil genius I only reveal in desperate times to help all you fabulous guys out. While I'm not wordly smart I sure will surprise you once you start talking school education and books I'm always curious to learn something new and I'm acually thinking of getting rosetta stone so I can learn Italian. What would be hotter than your playmate whispering sexy dirty things in whispered Italian breathing hotly into your ear urging you to go deeper in languages you don't understand only know because of how she's pulling you deeper inside of you? Ok sorry for my dirty rant hehehe time to go back to the lab to come up with more naughty inventions.[/QUOTE]I can't speak for everyone, but I don't think you need to apologize for that mental image! I just got even more interested in paying you a visit ASAP.

[QUOTE=SilkyWetness;1912340]Ok so I figured it out if 126 gallons equals a metric buttload and the equalivent of cum shot per orgasm is one tbsp it would take 32256 to equal 126 gallons of a metric buttload now if my calculations are correct you would techinically have to either swallow or take 32256 men to say you slept with a buttload of men and that concludes my lesson for the day.[/QUOTE]The guy you were blowing was Peter North, then it would be 3.

Instead of Bukkake movies, we will now have Butt Load movies. The logistics of something like that would be impressive but I would have to say that it may be a little gross even for my perverted and twisted mind. It would be one of those things so horrific that you can't turn away. LOL.

-BigBird69.

[QUOTE=Admin2;1912869]The guy you were blowing was Peter North, then it would be 3.[/QUOTE]

Ok, now I'm normally easy like Sunday morning, as stoic and uncomplaining as a stone, but I've developed a serious peeve here of late: what's with girls and slow texting? You know, when you're having an (ahem) conversation and there is like 15 to 20 minutes between responses from them? And these darlings aren't responding with pithy contributions to American literary tradition; we're talking, "Yes," "No," "Why, no, I don't have an egg beater," you know, quick stuff. Have you ever watched these girls text in person? Those thumbs are a blur! I mean, were they half so dextrous with their tongues as they are with those thumbs there wouldn't be a safe marriage within 100 miles.

I had a girl on the line the other day but she was taking so long between texts that I setup a different appointment in between her replies. Then, because I'm so obsequiously considerate, I texted Ms. SlowText back to politely let her know I was doing something else, and guess what? She made an incredulous reply in like 3.2 seconds. I mean, honestly!

And so damned many of these birds demand text only. I mean I get that text is a good way to start the dialogue, as she may be with a client or otherwise busy and it gives her the option to respond at her leisure, but once the setup starts in earnest why not phone? We could take care of it all so fast. Or even if phone is just unacceptable for whatever reason, why should it take so bloody long between texts? For me it's terribly difficult to text on my $15 burner, but I manage to make reasonably prompt replies, why can't you with a goshdarned, dadgummed QWERTY board? I hear that Buddah's a massive dude, he's probably got thumbs the size of russet potatoes and his texts are as quick as a stock ticker!

WTF Girls? Honestly.

OK, that feels better. I just had to get that out.

[QUOTE=SilkyWetness;1912340]Ok so I figured it out if 126 gallons equals a metric buttload and the equalivent of cum shot per orgasm is one tbsp it would take 32256 to equal 126 gallons of a metric buttload now if my calculations are correct you would techinically have to either swallow or take 32256 men to say you slept with a buttload of men and that concludes my lesson for the day.[/QUOTE]Wow! Even providers that just absolutely love greek would think twice about taking a buttload of cum now. LOL.

I think we should bestow a doctorate upon the Honorable Silky.

Cheech.

[QUOTE=Admin2;1912869]The guy you were blowing was Peter North, then it would be 3.[/QUOTE]I wouldn't touch Peter North with someone elses penis hes such a turn off to me I like guys like Val Kilmer from the Saint or Kevin Costner. They're sexy but don't flaunt it now either of them could gladly give me 3 and I'd swallow it with a huge smile on my face.

[QUOTE=Cheech1;1913153]I think we should bestow a doctorate upon the Honorable Silky.

Cheech.[/QUOTE]That would be totally cool since I did solve the equation to a brilliant formula but I also have a ton of free time on my hands too so that had a lot to do with it.

[QUOTE=SilkyWetness;1912332]Call me the mad scientist yes underneath all the makeup and push up bras theirs a quite evil genius I only reveal in desperate times to help all you fabulous guys out. While I'm not wordly smart I sure will surprise you once you start talking school education and books I'm always curious to learn something new and I'm acually thinking of getting rosetta stone so I can learn Italian. What would be hotter than your playmate whispering sexy dirty things in whispered Italian breathing hotly into your ear urging you to go deeper in languages you don't understand only know because of how she's pulling you deeper inside of you? Ok sorry for my dirty rant hehehe time to go back to the lab to come up with more naughty inventions.[/QUOTE]I have seen mixed reviews on Rosetta stone, kinda costly. I have seen good reports on Michel Thomas Italian. Nothing sexier than Italian, whispered in passion!!

Check out Michel Thomas Italian, gets some good reviews. Nothing sexier than whispered italian! Pretty easy to pick up also compared to other languages.

What the hell has this site come to? It used to be guys sharing intel and that was it. Now you have stupid forums about just about everything. I want to make a "best weather to fuck during" forum or "how to spend mass money while not being pleased" or how about "one called "stupid shit"? The real seniors here do not give a damn about lessons on how to make a provider squirt or movies or a forum strictly about britney blaze who isn't even here anymore. This site was developed for one reason. For guys to come to occasionally and share intel. The back and forth conversation between providers and clients has become a daily thing. Now we have to fucking spend mass amounts of time just goin through all the bullshit to see an actual real and well written review. All this dumbshit is why most seniors only converse via private message. The days of harpo, stimulus, wingman and loki are gone and its sad. Now my rant is over. I'm sure some will disagree. But regardless, hapoy hunting to all and stay safe. MF.

[QUOTE=SilkyWetness;1913313]That would be totally cool since I did solve the equation to a brilliant formula but I also have a ton of free time on my hands too so that had a lot to do with it.[/QUOTE]If you ever meander your way up to Cleveland, drop me a PM and lets see what we can do. We could talk about sealing wax and sailing ships, and man and woman things.....

Cheech.

I think you guy have been going about this all wrong. According to a Scotch Whiskey Barrel site, one butt is equal to 12 firkins. That mean that a girl would only have to firk 12 times to get a butt load of cum. That's very doable. In fact, Lexi here could easily do that in a week in Memphis.

[QUOTE=MassageFreak;1913814]What the hell has this site come to? It used to be guys sharing intel and that was it. Now you have stupid forums about just about everything. I want to make a "best weather to fuck during" forum or "how to spend mass money while not being pleased" or how about "one called "stupid shit"? The real seniors here do not give a damn about lessons on how to make a provider squirt or movies or a forum strictly about britney blaze who isn't even here anymore. This site was developed for one reason. For guys to come to occasionally and share intel. The back and forth conversation between providers and clients has become a daily thing. Now we have to fucking spend mass amounts of time just goin through all the bullshit to see an actual real and well written review. All this dumbshit is why most seniors only converse via private message. The days of harpo, stimulus, wingman and loki are gone and its sad. Now my rant is over. I'm sure some will disagree. But regardless, hapoy hunting to all and stay safe. MF.[/QUOTE]TheGark approves this message.

[QUOTE=Glockman;1913916]I think you guy have been going about this all wrong. According to a Scotch Whiskey Barrel site, one butt is equal to 12 firkins. That mean that a girl would only have to firk 12 times to get a butt load of cum. That's very doable. In fact, Lexi here could easily do that in a week in Memphis.[/QUOTE]Glockman is a superhero and a legend in Memphis.

[QUOTE=MassageFreak;1913814]What the hell has this site come to? It used to be guys sharing intel and that was it. Now you have stupid forums about just about everything. I want to make a "best weather to fuck during" forum or "how to spend mass money while not being pleased" or how about "one called "stupid shit"? The real seniors here do not give a damn about lessons on how to make a provider squirt or movies or a forum strictly about britney blaze who isn't even here anymore. This site was developed for one reason. For guys to come to occasionally and share intel. The back and forth conversation between providers and clients has become a daily thing. Now we have to fucking spend mass amounts of time just goin through all the bullshit to see an actual real and well written review. All this dumbshit is why most seniors only converse via private message. The days of harpo, stimulus, wingman and loki are gone and its sad. Now my rant is over. I'm sure some will disagree. But regardless, hapoy hunting to all and stay safe. MF.[/QUOTE]I'm not one of those old timers who likes to remember the old days as better than they were. I do remember all those guys. They're still around I'm sure. For the most part they, and you, and your many prior incarnations, engaged in at least your fair share and probably more of useless drivel on here. Now it's just a new set of guys, or some of the old with new handles, engaged in the same crap under more forum headers. Hell, I think Wingman even piped in to the Octagon a few days back for a pointless post. The one good thing is all those other seniors mostly conversing in PMs so it doesn't come out into the open. And there's just not that much reason to post reviews here because the info gets buried so quickly and is so hard to find and even harder to search for, so people go elsewhere for that.

Well said. Resonated well with my thoughts! There are nuggets here and there we really have to read a ton of shit before getting to that valuable nugget!! You forgot eznuf, whdeyman etc. LOL.

Take care, T J

[QUOTE=MassageFreak;1913814]What the hell has this site come to? It used to be guys sharing intel and that was it. Now you have stupid forums about just about everything. I want to make a "best weather to fuck during" forum or "how to spend mass money while not being pleased" or how about "one called "stupid shit"? The real seniors here do not give a damn about lessons on how to make a provider squirt or movies or a forum strictly about britney blaze who isn't even here anymore. This site was developed for one reason. For guys to come to occasionally and share intel. The back and forth conversation between providers and clients has become a daily thing. Now we have to fucking spend mass amounts of time just goin through all the bullshit to see an actual real and well written review. All this dumbshit is why most seniors only converse via private message. The days of harpo, stimulus, wingman and loki are gone and its sad. Now my rant is over. I'm sure some will disagree. But regardless, hapoy hunting to all and stay safe. MF.[/QUOTE]

Don't read the social pages maybe. In every city they are in a separate section unless I'm making them sticky to get some traction. How can you be a member for 3 years and not have figured out how to ignore people?

Don't want to learn how to make chicks squirt? That's easy; don't scroll all the way down to the bottom of the page and if you do, don't click on "How To Make Any Woman Squirt!" The purpose of the site is for men to talk about women for sex. Last I checked, unless your name is Bill Clinton, having a couple fingers in a coochie is sex. Don't like it, don't read it. Don't like a poster, ignore them.

Problem solved.

A2.

[QUOTE=MassageFreak;1913814]What the hell has this site come to? It used to be guys sharing intel and that was it. Now you have stupid forums about just about everything. I want to make a "best weather to fuck during" forum or "how to spend mass money while not being pleased" or how about "one called "stupid shit"? The real seniors here do not give a damn about lessons on how to make a provider squirt or movies or a forum strictly about britney blaze who isn't even here anymore. This site was developed for one reason. For guys to come to occasionally and share intel. The back and forth conversation between providers and clients has become a daily thing. Now we have to fucking spend mass amounts of time just goin through all the bullshit to see an actual real and well written review. All this dumbshit is why most seniors only converse via private message. The days of harpo, stimulus, wingman and loki are gone and its sad. Now my rant is over. I'm sure some will disagree. But regardless, hapoy hunting to all and stay safe. MF.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Admin2;1914573]Don't read the social pages maybe. In every city they are in a separate section unless I'm making them sticky to get some traction. How can you be a member for 3 years and not have figured out how to ignore people?

Don't want to learn how to make chicks squirt? That's easy; don't scroll all the way down to the bottom of the page and if you do, don't click on "How To Make Any Woman Squirt!" The purpose of the site is for men to talk about women for sex. Last I checked, unless your name is Bill Clinton, having a couple fingers in a coochie is sex. Don't like it, don't read it. Don't like a poster, ignore them.

Problem solved.

A2.[/QUOTE]There are entire useless threads I can now ignore without fear of wasting time or losing my lunch, such as movie trivia quotes, how to make women squirt, daty advice, the collected works of Phatdaty, and for the most part this thread. I'm going to go back to going dark on it too.

Cheers.

[QUOTE=Lugnutz;1914808]There are entire useless threads I can now ignore without fear of wasting time or losing my lunch, such as movie trivia quotes, how to make women squirt, daty advice, the collected works of Phatdaty, and for the most part this thread. I'm going to go back to going dark on it too.

Cheers.[/QUOTE][blue]I wrote a long snarky post about this (in black ink so you could snark back if you wanted) and then wondered if you meant just going dark on this thread. Is that what you meant? You're going dark on the social stuff only?

The reason I ask is if so then these threads are working as I hoped. They are allowing you to focus on the more specific info that you want (pussy) while allowing the people that enjoy the more social aspect of the forum to get what they want as well.

A2[/blue]

Someone start a thread to contain the provider / client kisses and the posts thanking gents for reviews.

I find it absolutely hysterical that you would take the time to post in a thread saying you will now be ignoring that thread.

-BigBird69.

[QUOTE=Lugnutz;1914808]There are entire useless threads I can now ignore without fear of wasting time or losing my lunch, such as movie trivia quotes, how to make women squirt, daty advice, the collected works of Phatdaty, and for the most part this thread. I'm going to go back to going dark on it too.

Cheers.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TheGoodSh;1915088]But why is the escort reviews thread 50% mongers and providers blowing kisses at each other?

I guess it's become the convention for that thread, but if that stuff could be handled via PM (where it belongs), then the thread would ONLY be reviews (which is the point, I believe).[/QUOTE]When a provider responds in some way to a review, it lends credence to its legitimacy. Without an acknowledgment of some sort, it could just be LE or some other sort of creep, trying to gain some credibility in the hobby that he doesn't deserve. Doing that via PM does not accomplish that.

[QUOTE=TheGoodSh;1915088]But why is the escort reviews thread 50% mongers and providers blowing kisses at each other?

I guess it's become the convention for that thread, but if that stuff could be handled via PM (where it belongs), then the thread would ONLY be reviews (which is the point, I believe).

I'm not saying you should moderate it. I really just think it's something people should consider when posting in those threads. If it wasn't so pervasive, I wouldn't notice it.[/QUOTE]Yeah I know what you mean, at times it is a little excessive, I just hate penalizing good customer service. I might talk to Jax and see if we can put the "Thanks" button on the USASG like we have on our local one down here.

Good point, thanks.

A2.

[QUOTE=TheGoodSh;1915088]But why is the escort reviews thread 50% mongers and providers blowing kisses at each other?

I guess it's become the convention for that thread, but if that stuff could be handled via PM (where it belongs), then the thread would ONLY be reviews (which is the point, I believe).

I'm not saying you should moderate it. I really just think it's something people should consider when posting in those threads. If it wasn't so pervasive, I wouldn't notice it.[/QUOTE]Even tho I am a provider, I just wanted to give my two cents and I have to say I actually agree. There is a point to each and every thread and the ones like "escort reviews" should be used for just that. It's one thing for us providers to respond and say thank you and how we enjoyed our time also but all the conversating should be done by PM's or the right threads. I love reading everything you mean like and want so I can keep learning and working to improve my services. But it's more of a soap opera lately and lots of conversating than reviews and the men's opinions. I think it needs to get back on track.

[QUOTE=Admin2;1915617]Yeah I know what you mean, at times it is a little excessive, I just hate penalizing good customer service. I might talk to Jax and see if we can put the "Thanks" button on the USASG like we have on our local one down here.

Good point, thanks.

A2.[/QUOTE]Taking the fun out of it will be good for business.

(Sarcasm).

[QUOTE=Lugnutz;1914808]There are entire useless threads I can now ignore without fear of wasting time or losing my lunch, such as movie trivia quotes, how to make women squirt, daty advice, the collected works of Phatdaty, and for the most part this thread. I'm going to go back to going dark on it too.

Cheers.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BigBird69;1915247]I find it absolutely hysterical that you would take the time to post in a thread saying you will now be ignoring that thread.

-BigBird69.[/QUOTE]I wondered the same thing myself when reading Lugnutz's goodbye. The Octagon is like a martini, an acquired taste. Maybe Lugnutz hasn't downed enough of it to acquire the taste. He sounds like it's coming back up.

I am certain that some of the mongers enjoy having their ego stroked by the responses. I think a short "thank you" by the providers would be sufficient. It does not need to go on for paragraphs, the topic is escort reviews not monger reviews.

I happen to agree with ClassASweetie. However, when I see a thank you it does give more assurance the exchange did take place. Thereby making me more comfortable. Sometime around April or May someone here posted a report on Crissee. Then one of the mongers informed us she was on vacation. If Crissee or any other provider validates their sessions it makes it easier to move forward with confidence.

I know the point I am making is not very strong as it was someone else who told us she was out. What I am really saying the more cross references and validations we have the better. It just does not need to ramble on forever.

Fdx17.

Jim.

[QUOTE=Fdx17;1915809]I am certain that some of the mongers enjoy having their ego stroked by the responses.


Jim.[/QUOTE]Actually I prefer to have something else stroked by a provider.

[QUOTE=Fdx17;1915809]I am certain that some of the mongers enjoy having their ego stroked by the responses. I think a short "thank you" by the providers would be sufficient. It does not need to go on for paragraphs, the topic is escort reviews not monger reviews.

I happen to agree with ClassASweetie. However, when I see a thank you it does give more assurance the exchange did take place. Thereby making me more comfortable. Sometime around April or May someone here posted a report on Crissee. Then one of the mongers informed us she was on vacation. If Crissee or any other provider validates their sessions it makes it easier to move forward with confidence.

I know the point I am making is not very strong as it was someone else who told us she was out. What I am really saying the more cross references and validations we have the better. It just does not need to ramble on forever.

Fdx17.

Jim.[/QUOTE]How is it possible to get your ego stroked by someone you paid for a service?

First off, I apologize for stepping on any toes over here in the western wastelands. I play in upstate NY but come over here for the drama. While I don't always participate, sometimes I enjoy reading the humorous bullshit that goes on around here sniping at each other for petty crap. Laughs and insults abound, but it is all amusing, nonetheless.

You all should thank your lucky stars that this forum simply EXISTS! What a great place to exchange info and intel on providers and areas to cruise for SW and reviews about massage parlors etc. The simple fact that we are all here and IT WORKS is pert near a miracle! That is a really great thing!

Not so many HERE have been around this site as long as me. I started reading and posting in late 2003-2004 and back then it was virtually a desert. Almost a full decade later you have forums that are active and vigorous in MANY MANY cities across the country. That is beyond cool IMHO.

Now you have people complain that there is TOO MUCH activity- not related directly to pay for play- drama- personal rants- movie quotes- PhatDaty- and God knows what else. You folks who complain should be banished forever to the 'Dark Ages' before this forum when we had to figure shit out all by ourselves. Those were VERY dangerous times for Johns and providers. Why do they complain? Because there is too much extraneous shit to find the reviews and information? Perhaps I am mistaken but are not the forums divided into individual THREADS? Each THREAD has a topic that relates to the information inside? WTF!

We should all consider ourselves lucky here. We have built and participate in a COMMUNITY, and that means interaction. Just because some individuals do not wish to 'interact' with others beyond sex-service, doesn't mean ALL don't or won't. The human condition dictates that we discuss a central topic (sex) but eventually will branch off into other discussions, it is in our nature. And there can be NOTHING BETTER than MORE interaction with more and more folks. The more people who participate means the greater the VOLUME of information available- which is a tangible benefit. AND, the Admins have seen to it that we can divide and separate those discussions to make it easier for folks who ONLY want to find reviews about finding pussy! HOW CAN YOU BE UNHAPPY WITH THAT?!

I understand there is a lot fluff or drama from time to time, but if there was ONLY reviews and NOTHING else, I can assure you traffic would not be what it is and information wouldn't flow as freely. Take it from a dinosaur who was here in the early days. You guys have it good! If you don't believe me, visit some of the forums in other cities that are not as lucky as your own- crickets baby! Crickets!

Peace.

PK.

[QUOTE=TheGark;1915935]How is it possible to get your ego stroked by someone you paid for a service?[/QUOTE]She could say your dick tasted like pig shit.

How the hell would she knows what pig shit tasted like?

-BigBird69.

[QUOTE=Glockman;1916040]She could say your dick tasted like pig shit.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BigBird69;1916219]How the hell would she knows what pig shit tasted like?

-BigBird69.[/QUOTE]I'd be afraid to ask.

While I agree some of the sections, especially the escort reviews section, have become bogged down with non reviews or other non topic posts, but so what? Its a little annoying but no big deal, just skip the thank yous and such like I do. I doubt it will stay that way for the long run anyways, just a current fad. Have a good one.

[BLUE]The consensus seems to be that the thank yous are going on too long. Ladies be warned, keep it short and sweet when saying thanks for a guy saying how well you do the horizontal mombo.

A2[/BLUE]

The ego stroke of a provider is nice but can all be handled thru pm's. I typically see the same couple girls now and understand where everyone is coming from. I have been guilty of going into detail more than a cut & dry review but it is the reviews that are longer than ee's advertisements (no offense meant steve) that put me off. A few details are great but I've learned that everything is a YMMV kind of experience. What you may find earth shaking May be boring or average to others. So, just cracking down on the ladies is half the battle IMO.

I don't know if it gets cold in Cincinnati, but things can get warm here in Memphis. Lexi warmed me up last Friday.

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[QUOTE=Glockman;1920768]I don't know if it gets cold in Cincinnati, but things can get warm here in Memphis. Lexi warmed me up last Friday.[/QUOTE]You send a pic like this north just to stir chit. Every time you pull crap like this I have to take some of my hard earned cashola and put it away to save up for the trip to Memphis. Why you do this. LOL.

Have a great day.

Dz.