Anyone tried this place yet?
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My bonus is burning a hole in my pocket and I want to burn a little bit of it on some Asian love. Has anyone tried this place yet? The reason I ask is because I've been to the Asian spot that use to be on Central Ave in Yonkers a year back. I went there to drain the nuts and left with blue balls. I think I paid 40-60 for the hour, and gave the chick another 40 thinking it would go my way which it didn't. Smh.
But anyway, I called this new spot and asked the Mama-san if they offer full service. She said she can't say over the phone hinting that they do. Or just trying to get me there. Anyone gave this spot a try yet?
If not, I will be posting my experience some time next week cause I'm going there this Saturday.
Change the Channel if Your Porn Dreams Feature Chanel
Seen only two or three girls since my last review but just got too busy to write. Also checked out some CDPs when traveling to Mexico and Central America recently, so I got to remember to contribute to the international version of this board.
Today I saw Chanel ([URL]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/hey-im-chanel-young-hot-n-aim-to-please/55441405[/URL]). She posted at about 5:30 this morning, I tried to see her at about 8 am-ish. She asked for 80 for a quick. I offered her 60 and she said she'the be over in 20 minutes. She stood me up. I sent a couple messages complaining that if she had other calls or something came up she should've given me the courtesy of a call or text. I still don't have the heart to waste any of these girls' time, but I'm going to have to learn to be a sonofabitch because they think nothing of doing it to us.
Anyway, I hooked up today with a chick I been seeing on and off for the past year and a half that I met on PoF. We got one round in and then she got her period so I couldn't shoot off another nut like I wanted. So about 11:30 pm or so I text Chanel from this morning "hey" just to see what she would say. She replied right away, apologized that an emergency came up earlier and asked if she could come over. Considering I was still hungry I agreed. She showed up in 15 minutes.
Chanel was typical young hood chick. Cute because of her youth but loud. I live on a block where you can hear a pin drop at night and this chick comes to my door with her fat friend wobbling behind her saying she does the same as her and asks if its ok that she hangs out at my place. I am normally extremely agreeable and accommodating but this time (especially considering how I'the been fucked over earlier) I said absolutely not. She seemed shocked but I didn't want to deal with someone else in my house that I don't know and don't trust (for all I knew that ***** could be robbing me while I'm fucking Chanel). Besides, she was fat and I don't like fat chicks, so fuck it. Now some of you might have preferred the friend and kicked Chanel to the curb but I ain't into the big bitches. A true BBW is rare. The operative word there is beautiful. Most big bitches is just fat. There. Somebody had to say it. Send hate mail to: Idon'[URL]tGiveAFuck.com[/URL] LOL.
Back to Chanel. She was cute only in that she was young. Otherwise she looked kinda busted because she really didn't take pride in her appearance and carried herself like a hoodrat. What do these chicks have against carrying themselves like women?! She talked about how her fat friend had a gun pulled on her earlier so that's why she stood me up earlier because she was dealing with that. Whatever. She took forever to get ready and just seemed to be stalling to run the clock. I gave her the donation and she made the weirdest disclaimer: no refunds, no matter what. I stopped her dead in her tracks and warned her that if she was running game on me I was the wrong dude. She explained that some guys are dissatisfied and ask for some or all of their money back. I couldn't comprehend this until our session. Then I understood why guys ask for their money back. ***** should've paid me for my service.
So the agreed upon BBJ was a no-go because she says she has a kid and doesn't do anything uncovered. I protested but realized it was pointless so I relented and said let's get on with it. I pull a condom; she places it over my little head (not all the way) and then throws herself back. No CBJ, no stroking, no nothing. Just an admonishment not to be rough. Can't go down on her, she says, because she is just finishing up her menstruation. Great. I opened her legs so I can just hit it and the undeniable scent of a girl finishing up or just ended her period was there. Not bad. Not dirty. Just distinctive and unmistakable hint of the end of a cycle.
On to the deed. I'the like to say girl has a tight pussy – and she might – but I could never get a stroke in fully or get in deep enough to tell. She was tense and uncooperative. I gently asked her to open her legs more or lift them or to relax but she kept clenching up such that my dick would just tire and go soft (ya know, even though its business, there has to be some give and take, some kind of connection). I would try again and again and same result. All the while she would attempt stupid chit chat – and I mean dumb comments or observations. Like that she doesn't have sex much. Or she only goes out when she needs money for her son. Or that she usually doesn't have sex. Got to the point that I had to ask her "you know why the fuck you're here right? You know what you do for a living? At one point she suggests I do something to get her wet so she wants to get licked. I wasn't much in the mood at this point but it seemed the only way I was going to be able to get it in. After I went dining at the why, she came and kept asking how I learned to eat pussy like that. I told her about the classes offered at the New School. Kidding.
Chick finally relaxed her legs enough for me to get a bit of a stroke going. Once I could get an in-out stroke at least twice I could finally achieve decent enough wood to build up to a nut. But then girl kept stunting me to ask if I was close because she wanted me to come onto a wipe on her belly. Are you serious? At this point I just started to smash. She complained that it was hurting and her sides were killing her. My sympathy was gone and I just used that to fuel my desire to punish it a bit until I came. She got dressed faster than it took for the filling to empty out of the cannoli. And to my surprise she said she liked me, had a good time and that she would text me if I don't call her back first. She went on to explain that she has had pain during sex since she was young. From what she described it sounds like an issue with her ovaries. I felt kinda sorry for her and thought maybe she is not a *****, just totally immature and green, but then she is in the wrong business.
Real Photos in Ad: I think so.
General Looks: 5/10.
Face: 5/10.
Body: 7/10 (Just had a baby 9 months ago but everything back in place and no stretch marks I could see).
Age / Height / Nationality: 19,5'2", Latina. Maybe 110 lbs.
Personality: 6/10.
Breasts: Dunno. Kept them hidden in her bra.
Enthusiasm: 0/10. Made zero moves in bed and no effort to even make her body receptive for me to enter her.
Wetness of Pussy: 3/10.
Heat Inside Pussy: 1/10.
Tightness of Pussy: 8/10 (but I think this is just because she never opened her legs enough for me to get all the way in or to stretch it out).
DATY / Scent / Flavor of Pussy: Yes. Had the telltale stink of post-period but it wasn't dirty.
Timeliness of arrival: 0/10 (first attempt).10/10 (Evening session).
GFE: 0/10.
BJ: None.
FS: 0/10.
Dirty talk / Roleplay: No.
Clockwatcher: Oddly, No.
Answers Other Calls on Cellphone During Visit: Yes. I fucking hate this!
Excused Herself to Freshen Up Before & After Session: Before – Yes. After – No.
Works Alone: No (Has driver – dunno if he is her pimp -- and she has aforementioned friend).
Discreet on Arrival & Departure: 0/10.
Damage: Negotiated down to 60 for the quick.
Misc Comments: Ugh!
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Mocha the slim darkskin chick
Any body has any info on her? She's been on my radar for a while and fits my bill.
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Hoes now screening tricks??
Whats with these hoes now asking to see a pick before booking.
I always send them a picture of a hundred dollar bill, either they want it or not.
I'm the customer, you should be more concerned about if I like you not the other way around, my money should be all they interested.
Sorry had to vent, lately when I'm contacting these bitches they want me to send a pic which I'm not doing.
If some of yall are, you need to stop.
Reasonable efficient home service wit Steph and adding to Member experience with Nyla
The ad to which I responded was [URL]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/spanish-jamaican-beauty/55877627[/URL], but I see they are also posting: [URL]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/coco-is-here-ready-for-you-with-her-sexy-friend-2girlspecial/55921600[/URL] and [URL]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-tattoo-beautiful-girl-ready-to-play/54999085[/URL] and [URL]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-girls-around-the-world-2-girls-better-then-1-2-girl-special/56127712.[/URL].
Had a quick visit with Stephanie (23,5'7", 110 lbs), one of at least five African-American girls from Manhattan (and advertising in the Bx) that ride together. They have their own driver. There is clearly another girl doing the bookings that alternates between texting as if she is the girl who will do the session and just handling the scheduling. They're pretty straightforward and polite and don't seem to be about the games. That's a major plus for me. Delivery not in 30 minutes or less but this ain't Domino's and there is a blizzard out there tonight. I was lucky to get anyone here at all before the roads close at 11 pm. I asked for a specific type of girl and Stephanie was indeed discrete and sweet and polite and slender like I asked but she was a bit more "experienced" in her face than I like (to put it delicately).
It was a down-to-business session as I knew she had to get back on the road before the 11 pm vehicle moratorium imposed by the mayor. My main complaint is she wouldn't do any kind of BJ so I knew I would have to take charge and make this a pump and dump session. I licked the top of the kitty a bit just to investigate how it smelled (I could tell she'the been fucking; she didn't smell dirty – maybe like latex – but she didn't ask to wash before or after our missionary session). Tasted good to me. I know she was mindful of the clock but she didn't "clock-watch", if ya feel me. No complaints. Pussy wet, not tight. Easy penetration, not like my other regular that I got to fight to break the door down (and not cause that regular is so tight, just that she don't relax and open her legs enough). I got to unload in the bag, and we shared small talk as she dressed and then she quietly and discretely let herself out.
This was an average nice girl from the hood that you can get on your own and not have to pay for. But on a day like this, she got the job done efficiently and economically. I will repeat with the service but with a different girl.
By the way, as an aside to member Hobby Lover, I was texting with that "mixed goddess 'Nyla'" about which you posted right before / as I pulled up your review [URL]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/mixed-goddess-here-now/56150352.[/URL] I was already leery and your evaluation helped me cut that conversation short. I actually confronted him / her about being a TS but he / she swore up and down that he / she is all woman. Insisted, that is, until I demanded to see real face pic and face / body / pussy pic. Another way I knew this provider was full of shit was because he / she asked for a high price when he / she thought I wasn't wise to the game and then went down to $40 and willing to go raw if I would visit. Your review was enough to convince me to stay away, but for anyone on here that might have still considered it, the too-good-to-be-true deal should be your red flag to avoid at all costs, especially because you're going into the war zone of the projects where you lose the upper hand. So. Thanks for your well-timed input Hobby Lover.
Has anyone been to this 40 spot?
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Good to hear I helped someone out.
Good to hear I helped someone out.
[QUOTE=TheBxBoy;2346025]The ad to which I responded was [URL]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/spanish-jamaican-beauty/55877627[/URL], but I see they are also posting: [URL]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/coco-is-here-ready-for-you-with-her-sexy-friend-2girlspecial/55921600[/URL] and [URL]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-tattoo-beautiful-girl-ready-to-play/54999085[/URL] and [URL]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-girls-around-the-world-2-girls-better-then-1-2-girl-special/56127712.[/URL].
Had a quick visit with Stephanie (23,5'7", 110 lbs), one of at least five African-American girls from Manhattan (and advertising in the Bx) that ride together. They have their own driver. There is clearly another girl doing the bookings that alternates between texting as if she is the girl who will do the session and just handling the scheduling. They're pretty straightforward and polite and don't seem to be about the games. That's a major plus for me. Delivery not in 30 minutes or less but this ain't Domino's and there is a blizzard out there tonight. I was lucky to get anyone here at all before the roads close at 11 pm. I asked for a specific type of girl and Stephanie was indeed discrete and sweet and polite and slender like I asked but she was a bit more "experienced" in her face than I like (to put it delicately).
It was a down-to-business session as I knew she had to get back on the road before the 11 pm vehicle moratorium imposed by the mayor. My main complaint is she wouldn't do any kind of BJ so I knew I would have to take charge and make this a pump and dump session. I licked the top of the kitty a bit just to investigate how it smelled (I could tell she'the been fucking; she didn't smell dirty maybe like latex but she didn't ask to wash before or after our missionary session). Tasted good to me. I know she was mindful of the clock but she didn't "clock-watch", if ya feel me. No complaints. Pussy wet, not tight. Easy penetration, not like my other regular that I got to fight to break the door down (and not cause that regular is so tight, just that she don't relax and open her legs enough). I got to unload in the bag, and we shared small talk as she dressed and then she quietly and discretely let herself out.
This was an average nice girl from the hood that you can get on your own and not have to pay for. But on a day like this, she got the job done efficiently and economically. I will repeat with the service but with a different girl.
By the way, as an aside to member Hobby Lover, I was texting with that "mixed goddess 'Nyla'" about which you posted right before / as I pulled up your review [URL]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/mixed-goddess-here-now/56150352.[/URL] I was already leery and your evaluation helped me cut that conversation short. I actually confronted him / her about being a TS but he / she swore up and down that he / she is all woman. Insisted, that is, until I demanded to see real face pic and face / body / pussy pic. Another way I knew this provider was full of shit was because he / she asked for a high price when he / she thought I wasn't wise to the game and then went down to $40 and willing to go raw if I would visit. Your review was enough to convince me to stay away, but for anyone on here that might have still considered it, the too-good-to-be-true deal should be your red flag to avoid at all costs, especially because you're going into the war zone of the projects where you lose the upper hand. So. Thanks for your well-timed input Hobby Lover.[/QUOTE]
Dominican BBW halfhour spls
I had some time to kill, and a extra few dollars to burn, so I decided to get a quick fix. I only wanted to spend. 6 for a haft. After a bunch of misses and one argument with some trick, a Dominican BBW agreed:
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As you can see in the pictures, she isn't bad looking. Definitely one any Monger wouldn't mind taking for a test drive. She said the pics are definitely her. She agreed to what I wanted, gave me the address and I was off.
I text her to tell her I was there and to let me know when to come in. I also asked her if she can take a shower. After waiting 5 minutes, she calls and tells me she will meet me at the door. Then she says something that should have made me just drive off. She tells me that there are guys working on the bathroom and she hopes I don't mind the noise. Smh. I said no, and met her at the door. (You know where this is going).
Met her at the door. She's the one in the pics. I forgot what she was wearing. I think sweats. Anyway, we get to her room where there's a tall sister is waiting. The Spanish chick turns to me and ask me who do I want. I tell her "I guess you cause you came to the door". Maybe I should have gone with the sister. Maybe if she was dressed sexy instead of looking like she was on her way to the store.
So anyway, I gave her the dough, and we get down to business. Let me add that the only thing that was in the room was a dresser and a messy bed. She takes off her clothes and there are rolls all over the place. The pics were of her 60 lbs less ago. Boobs were decent.
She sits on the front of the bed, and with me standing in front of her, she gave me a decent CBJ till I got up. She then laid back and opened her legs so I could put it in. I banged her while watching all that blubber bounced with every thrust. After a few minutes of that, the smell hit me. I took short breaths to avoid smelling it. Got the nut and bounced.
Once she said that they were working on the bathroom, I should have know she wouldn't have been shower fresh.
What the fuk is wrong with these tricks not showering after every service? I think 1 out of 5 will shower before meeting a new client. I had to stop off at my brother's house to wash my genital area off before I went home. And still smelled it around me. Yuk.
5 for looks. She's cute and her post pics are of her.
4 for body. She should post recent pics of her.
5 for CBJ Got me up.
0 for pussy. Lingering smell.
3 for overall performance. Total waste of time and money.
Don't get me wrong. I have nothing against big chicks. The only problem I have is when all they care about is the money than providing good service.
Would I repeat? "No". Would I recommend? "No".
