Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Phatassluva;2049541]I follow your logic but I don't think LE has any interest in busting up this place. If they did it would have happened a long time ago. I'm pretty sure they have some type of working agreement in place that keeps this place off the target list. However, the management and the talent there are so incredibly stupid that I think they may even fuck that up. I mean these girls are like 4th grade drop outs and so is management. Problems will always occur when you have too many people involved what have no sense. I agree it's only a matter of time on EI, but I don't think it will have anything to do with this board. It will be there own stupidity.[/QUOTE]I believe so but you don't know the power of this open googleable board. It's world famous! I never hear of a bust without mention of some strange place were people talk about prostituion. The way they describe it is the same way they describe certain message boards where jihadists plan their next terror attack. And just like those sites LE Monitors and reacts to the intel. Whenever you hear of a terror alert it's becuase of internet chatter!

So it this place not safe to go to now? I was there on Friday night at 2:30 but wasn't let in because they closed at 3 am. Was disappointed because this would have been my first time there. There was a cop on the parking lot across the street I guess once 3 am hits they might ticket the cars that are there?

[QUOTE=Pizzlepro02;2041910]Good thing there's another more low-key alternative. Those who know what's up won't be cryin if the other shoe drops on the Inn.[/QUOTE]I'd love to know what the low key alternative is. I'm actually sitting at El right now. Not a whole lot going on. A few dancers here, all with regulars (I assume). I've been here for almost an hour and have been offered exactly one dance. Unfortunately, she wasn't my type.

[QUOTE=SirWillae;2052255]I'd love to know what the low key alternative is. I'm actually sitting at El right now. Not a whole lot going on. A few dancers here, all with regulars (I assume). I've been here for almost an hour and have been offered exactly one dance. Unfortunately, she wasn't my type.[/QUOTE]I'd ask the first chick who met your expectations where she usually dances at.

I made my first trip to EI Friday afternoon. When I got there, it was early and the girls were just coming in. Right of the back, I couldn't resist Amber's sexy body, so I pulled her off of the stage for a private dance. I got a few dances from other girls, but none of them compared to Amber. One thing I like about this club, they are all about the business. If you're lazy and just want to sit around as they do in Baltimore clubs, you won't last there.

As the manager told the girls, "Stick and move, you're here to work. You're feet are your chairs". If anyone else was there during this time with me, send me a PM.

[QUOTE=StealthMode;2054921]I made my first trip to EI Friday afternoon. When I got there, it was early and the girls were just coming in. Right of the back, I couldn't resist Amber's sexy body, so I pulled her off of the stage for a private dance. I got a few dances from other girls, but none of them compared to Amber. One thing I like about this club, they are all about the business. If you're lazy and just want to sit around as they do in Baltimore clubs, you won't last there.

As the manager told the girls, "Stick and move, you're here to work. You're feet are your chairs". If anyone else was there during this time with me, send me a PM.[/QUOTE]I was there last Friday too. I thought that was hilarious.

[QUOTE=SirWillae;2052255]I'd love to know what the low key alternative is. I'm actually sitting at El right now. Not a whole lot going on. A few dancers here, all with regulars (I assume). I've been here for almost an hour and have been offered exactly one dance. Unfortunately, she wasn't my type.[/QUOTE]SW: I've also been there at times when there was not much going on. Funny how these guys hype the place up so much. Truth is, I'm not always impressed by their offerings, and they do have their duds.

I had a lapdance with an EI girl, who was nice looking, but would only dance near my knees. Turned out she smelled like she had just taken a s- and her "o" hadn't tightened up yet. And she knew it. And then there's another, who is always there when I go, gives a nice freaky lapdance, but she always smells like she just had marathon sex.

But here's a little tip for you: If you had been sitting around a while without a dance, when you got offered that dance, you should have taken it. Call it "Taking one for the team."ha.

Here's why: Some guys (without their knowing) give off the impression that they're super choosy, or have an attitude, or just plain cheap. The dancers are still women and size each other up, and will gauge your approachability by how you treat the other dancers. If you get a dance, believe me the other girls (whether dancing on stage, with a customer, or sitting around) notice. They see that you are willing to spend $ And if they see you getting a lame dance or getting a dance from an uglier girl, they come over to you with the attitude of: "Well, if you liked THAT, then let me give you a REAL dance...".

Often in places like EI, the less attractive, older or fatter girls are usually cool with all the dancers and the management. So they talk--about you! Now if she's really bad, give her one dance and that's it.

[QUOTE=SirWillae;2052255]I'd love to know what the low key alternative is. I'm actually sitting at El right now. Not a whole lot going on. A few dancers here, all with regulars (I assume). I've been here for almost an hour and have been offered exactly one dance. Unfortunately, she wasn't my type.[/QUOTE]In addition to what Utwogood said, I don't know what stopped you from calling over whomever you may have found your type.

You can even ask the waitress to tell her for you, if for some reason you don't feel like walking up to her.

Went to the Inn last week during the day. I got a couple of dances from some star preformers. Than I saw my girl London. Me and her go way back like snapbacks. She also part times at our fav. Motorcycle club. Me and her went and spent some time in the VIP to catch up and from there it is magic. I always have a good time at the Inn. Never any drama and the drinks are always strong.

It'd been awhile since my last visit so I decided to spend Saturday afternoon at E.I. I arrived around 3 PM and the club was pretty dead. A lot of the girls were just sitting, looking uninterested. For the first hour I was left alone. Every once in a while I'd get dance requests but always from the strippers a little too skinny for my taste.

Eventually, I landed a winner. I got a couple of great lapdances from Coco. She'the danced for me on a previous visit and is becoming a favorite of mine.

Around 4:30 P, the place livened up when some military soldiers walked in immediately making it rain in the club. There was about 15 girls total in the place but wasn't the best selection I've seen there.

I was about to leave until I saw this cute stripper named Thunder on the opposite side of the club. I grabbed her when she was done with one patron and she gave an enthusiastic lapdance. I asked was VIP open and she told me no but suggested we could find a corner for a more private dance. I saw that as a waste of money, declined, and left.

Is it true about the VIP room not open? I never saw anyone go in there.

[QUOTE=GameOva;2064133]It'd been awhile since my last visit so I decided to spend Saturday afternoon at E.I. I arrived around 3 PM and the club was pretty dead. A lot of the girls were just sitting, looking uninterested. For the first hour I was left alone. Every once in a while I'd get dance requests but always from the strippers a little too skinny for my taste.

Eventually, I landed a winner. I got a couple of great lapdances from Coco. She'the danced for me on a previous visit and is becoming a favorite of mine.

Around 4:30 P, the place livened up when some military soldiers walked in immediately making it rain in the club. There was about 15 girls total in the place but wasn't the best selection I've seen there.

I was about to leave until I saw this cute stripper named Thunder on the opposite side of the club. I grabbed her when she was done with one patron and she gave an enthusiastic lapdance. I asked was VIP open and she told me no but suggested we could find a corner for a more private dance. I saw that as a waste of money, declined, and left.

Is it true about the VIP room not open? I never saw anyone go in there.[/QUOTE]I've always wondered is weekend day shift as good as weekday day shift? Do they still open around noon on the weekend?

[QUOTE=BuckMaster;2065208]I've always wondered is weekend day shift as good as weekday day shift? Do they still open around noon on the weekend?[/QUOTE]In my experience, I've always had a better time during the weekday. I'm not sure what time they open. When I can get over there, I go around 3 PM.

[QUOTE=GameOva;2065239]In my experience, I've always had a better time during the weekday. I'm not sure what time they open. When I can get over there, I go around 3 PM.[/QUOTE]I feel like YMMV. I've gotten more attention during the day (more action / more milage). But at night the club has a better atmosphere IMHO. I'm going to try out our fav motorcycle club next during the day and see how I make out. Last time I was there after dark I was the only one in there with 7 chicks. Not as much fun as you would think.

[QUOTE=GameOva;2064133]It'd been awhile since my last visit so I decided to spend Saturday afternoon at E.I. I arrived around 3 PM and the club was pretty dead. A lot of the girls were just sitting, looking uninterested. For the first hour I was left alone. Every once in a while I'd get dance requests but always from the strippers a little too skinny for my taste.

Eventually, I landed a winner. I got a couple of great lapdances from Coco. She'the danced for me on a previous visit and is becoming a favorite of mine.

Around 4:30 P, the place livened up when some military soldiers walked in immediately making it rain in the club. There was about 15 girls total in the place but wasn't the best selection I've seen there.

I was about to leave until I saw this cute stripper named Thunder on the opposite side of the club. I grabbed her when she was done with one patron and she gave an enthusiastic lapdance. I asked was VIP open and she told me no but suggested we could find a corner for a more private dance. I saw that as a waste of money, declined, and left.

Is it true about the VIP room not open? I never saw anyone go in there.[/QUOTE]I was in there last week, and it seems as if the VIP room might just be done for good. I guess things got too hot, too obvious.

I was laughing with a dancer and was like, so I guess the local hotels / motels are doing good business, and she said "think they ain't."LMAO.

It did seem as though there were less girls there than normal during the day, but it might have been because it was a Tuesday.

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Four buildings partially collapsed in northwest the. See. Friday afternoon, forcing a strip club's evacuation.

The club opened at noon Friday, and had eight dancers scheduled to perform a noon through 7 pm Shift.