Got to know when to fold them
TOFTT. Well, sort of.
Craigslist ad, nova health services: Colombian massage services. Arlington. Fake pic.
Decided to give it a spin. No such luck.
Played Marco -Polo twice. Got there ghost then 20+ minutes replies. I was long gone by the time of the reply.
She maybe hot. Or not.
Conflated DLM with Empire
[QUOTE=Strandan;6799802][URL]https://www.dmvlatinamassage.com/virginia-providers[/URL]
Previously saw Blanca in Fairfax following a review on the board, . 8 + $. 2 FS. Was kind of a ho hum time but latin options are scarce so I'm considering trying again. Only visit to FHOH left a bad taste so looking at Annie or Perla in Tysons. Anyone have a visit with either of these ladies to get an idea of what is on offer?
I was considering booking one this week and if there is GPS trying the other but looks like both are working out of the same location. Base rate seems to have gone up to 100 as well (or maybe they really are independents with separate rates).[/QUOTE]I have yet to make a visit but seems Perla has moved on. FWIW while they may be the same entity, the Blanca I saw was with Empire in fairfax, not DLM. I'll probably base my next visit off of the Empire IG / CL ads as opposed to the website I linked before. Feels more likely to lead to my preferred type of session.
Emily at DMV Latina. Terrible experience
Emily's photo on the DMV Latina page ([URL]https://www.dmvlatinamassage.com/virginia-providers[/URL]) is very misleading. It is her in the photo, but she is very stockily built.
I should've walked when I saw her, but I guess I'm too polite for that. Paid 100 before the massage.
Her idea of a massage is to poke you with her finger tips. Two minutes in, I was greatly regretting staying and just wanted it over, flirted with her, complimented her and asked about extras.
Her translator app said "I can masturbate you" - I said fine and five minutes in she finished with an HJ.
I wiped off, put on my clothes and handed her 40 for a tip and figured I'd go up to 60 if she complained. She asked for 150!
She said that's the price at this place and I ought to have known. I was very tempted to take back the 40, but I was too polite again and told her that's all I had and walked out.
She texted me and said. Why didn't I have more money? I was again too polite to say "B**ch, you trippin"
They operate at the same address as FHOH and boy what a stark contrast to FHOH this place is.
Needless to say. I'd avoid her and this place altogether.