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Well I can't just sit back and watch a Barbie luv-fest without adding my two cents worth. Hell, you guys used to rib me for being so obviously "Barbie-whipped" and its true. Barbie really is a lot like the main character in the movie "Something About Mary". She's an incredibly fun and easy going free spirit who happens to be way-hot and who has a unique way of energizing everyone she encounters. And like the group of losers who were head-over-heels crazy about Mary, there's a part of all of us that wishes Barbie was the person we could come home to every night. So what if some of us are older than her parents? We try not to let such minor details interfere with a good fantasy! So as Shinedog says, those that haven't experienced the petite wonder owe it to themselves to give this incredibly gifted lady a call. Now Barbie, when's that hot sister of yours coming to town?

Hey guys. Living and working down here in BF, E, close to Lynn. Anybody taken a flyer?

[url]http://knoxville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/come-see-me-tonight-have-some-fun-and-relax-25/3876319[/url]

Name: KC / Lacey / Destiny.

Phone: (865) 755-8038.

Picture: look below.

Body: 5/10.

She is not tall at all. Her pictures make her look like she is really tall. No boobs at all. Very petite body so if your wang is slightly above average then she will say it hurts.

Skills: 4/10.

No BJ skills. No any kind of skills for that matter. She just lays there like piece of wood.

Attitude: 8/10.

Pretty good attitude overall.

VERY IMPORTANT:

1. Her twat smells disgusting. I have no other words to describe it. After having 25+ girls (providers, girlfriends, party hook-ups) I have NEVER seen girl with such disgusting smell from twat. I almost threw up on her while doing doggy and my wang immediately went limp.

I came home and had to use two 16oz bottles of Hydrogen Peroxide to clean my wang. Had to use scrubber to wash my whole body. I also threw away underwear that I was wearing because it smelled like dead fish from her twat.

2. She was late 45 mins. It was worst decision in my life that I did not leave after 10 mins of her not showing up at designated place.

VERDICT: Do NOT see her. Ever. Even for free. If you do your wang will smell like dead corpse for long time unless you clean it super well.

[QUOTE=Bobcarguy; 1206588]Name: KC / Lacey / Destiny.

Phone: (865) 755-8038.

Picture: look below.

Body: 5/10.

She is not tall at all. Her pictures make her look like she is really tall. No boobs at all. Very petite body so if your wang is slightly above average then she will say it hurts.

Skills: 4/10.

No BJ skills. No any kind of skills for that matter. She just lays there like piece of wood.

Attitude: 8/10.

Pretty good attitude overall.

VERY IMPORTANT:

1. Her twat smells disgusting. I have no other words to describe it. After having 25+ girls (providers, girlfriends, party hook-ups) I have NEVER seen girl with such disgusting smell from twat. I almost threw up on her while doing doggy and my wang immediately went limp.

I came home and had to use two 16oz bottles of Hydrogen Peroxide to clean my wang. Had to use scrubber to wash my whole body. I also threw away underwear that I was wearing because it smelled like dead fish from her twat.

2. She was late 45 mins. It was worst decision in my life that I did not leave after 10 mins of her not showing up at designated place.

VERDICT: Do NOT see her. Ever. Even for free. If you do your wang will smell like dead corpse for long time unless you clean it super well. [/QUOTE]Bob. Talk about TOFFT. I'm sorry but my goodness this report was funnier than an episode of The Jeffersons. God bless you brother

That's too bad. I thought we had another quality spinner in town (not like we don't have enough. Thank goodness!). Isn't a smelly cooter the biggest dissapointment? My first encounter like that was at a MP in Tulsa. A fairly nice looking AA gal. I was having a pretty good time until we moved into doggie and yuck! I did gag. But I moved my face as far away from her cooty has possible. That probably made a funny picture. She had to finish me by hand. Thanks for taking one for the team, sharing, and for the laugh. Though it was a laugh of sympathy.

[QUOTE=Bobcarguy; 1206588]Name: KC / Lacey / Destiny.

Phone: (865) 755-8038.

Picture: look below.

Body: 5/10.

She is not tall at all. Her pictures make her look like she is really tall. No boobs at all. Very petite body so if your wang is slightly above average then she will say it hurts.

Skills: 4/10.

No BJ skills. No any kind of skills for that matter. She just lays there like piece of wood.

Attitude: 8/10.

Pretty good attitude overall.

VERY IMPORTANT:

1. Her twat smells disgusting. I have no other words to describe it. After having 25+ girls (providers, girlfriends, party hook-ups) I have NEVER seen girl with such disgusting smell from twat. I almost threw up on her while doing doggy and my wang immediately went limp.

I came home and had to use two 16oz bottles of Hydrogen Peroxide to clean my wang. Had to use scrubber to wash my whole body. I also threw away underwear that I was wearing because it smelled like dead fish from her twat.

2. She was late 45 mins. It was worst decision in my life that I did not leave after 10 mins of her not showing up at designated place.

VERDICT: Do NOT see her. Ever. Even for free. If you do your wang will smell like dead corpse for long time unless you clean it super well. [/QUOTE]

BCG, I guess this is an extreme version of YMMV. My experiences with Kasey have been good-to-great, and I'm usually sensitive to smell. Sorry to hear about your experience with her. It still surprises me that some of these gals can be that hot / cold inconsistent.

[url]http://knoxville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sweet-as-honey-and-yum-yum-yummy-120-60-minutes-incall-or-outcall-22/3902559[/url]

Anyone seen yet? Searches came up with zilch, other than posted on Nashville BP at same time, but local # so don't seem to be a problem. That body definitely rocks.

[QUOTE=Bobcarguy; 1206588]Name: KC / Lacey / Destiny.

Phone: (865) 755-8038.

Picture: look below.

Body: 5/10.

She is not tall at all. Her pictures make her look like she is really tall. No boobs at all. Very petite body so if your wang is slightly above average then she will say it hurts.

Skills: 4/10.

No BJ skills. No any kind of skills for that matter. She just lays there like piece of wood.

Attitude: 8/10.

Pretty good attitude overall.

VERY IMPORTANT:

1. Her twat smells disgusting. I have no other words to describe it. After having 25+ girls (providers, girlfriends, party hook-ups) I have NEVER seen girl with such disgusting smell from twat. I almost threw up on her while doing doggy and my wang immediately went limp.

I came home and had to use two 16oz bottles of Hydrogen Peroxide to clean my wang. Had to use scrubber to wash my whole body. I also threw away underwear that I was wearing because it smelled like dead fish from her twat.

2. She was late 45 mins. It was worst decision in my life that I did not leave after 10 mins of her not showing up at designated place.

VERDICT: Do NOT see her. Ever. Even for free. If you do your wang will smell like dead corpse for long time unless you clean it super well. [/QUOTE]Dude, so sorry. And hell she looks hot! You get this month's MVP award! Thanks for trying!

[QUOTE=Bobcarguy; 1206588]Name: KC / Lacey / Destiny.

Phone: (865) 755-8038.

Picture: look below.

Body: 5/10.

She is not tall at all. Her pictures make her look like she is really tall. No boobs at all. Very petite body so if your wang is slightly above average then she will say it hurts.

Skills: 4/10.

No BJ skills. No any kind of skills for that matter. She just lays there like piece of wood.

Attitude: 8/10.

Pretty good attitude overall.

VERY IMPORTANT:

1. Her twat smells disgusting. I have no other words to describe it. After having 25+ girls (providers, girlfriends, party hook-ups) I have NEVER seen girl with such disgusting smell from twat. I almost threw up on her while doing doggy and my wang immediately went limp.

I came home and had to use two 16oz bottles of Hydrogen Peroxide to clean my wang. Had to use scrubber to wash my whole body. I also threw away underwear that I was wearing because it smelled like dead fish from her twat.

2. She was late 45 mins. It was worst decision in my life that I did not leave after 10 mins of her not showing up at designated place.

VERDICT: Do NOT see her. Ever. Even for free. If you do your wang will smell like dead corpse for long time unless you clean it super well. [/QUOTE]Wow, hope this one is YMMV cause I plan on trying her out. Anyone body else seen her?

Damn, this is the girl that advertises under "So Sweet You Want to Eat"? I feel your pain man.

[QUOTE=Bobcarguy; 1206588]Name: KC / Lacey / Destiny.

Phone: (865) 755-8038.

Picture: look below.

Body: 5/10.

She is not tall at all. Her pictures make her look like she is really tall. No boobs at all. Very petite body so if your wang is slightly above average then she will say it hurts.

Skills: 4/10.

No BJ skills. No any kind of skills for that matter. She just lays there like piece of wood.

Attitude: 8/10.

Pretty good attitude overall.

VERY IMPORTANT:

1. Her twat smells disgusting. I have no other words to describe it. After having 25+ girls (providers, girlfriends, party hook-ups) I have NEVER seen girl with such disgusting smell from twat. I almost threw up on her while doing doggy and my wang immediately went limp.

I came home and had to use two 16oz bottles of Hydrogen Peroxide to clean my wang. Had to use scrubber to wash my whole body. I also threw away underwear that I was wearing because it smelled like dead fish from her twat.

2. She was late 45 mins. It was worst decision in my life that I did not leave after 10 mins of her not showing up at designated place.

VERDICT: Do NOT see her. Ever. Even for free. If you do your wang will smell like dead corpse for long time unless you clean it super well. [/QUOTE]

After Mac Jones review, I was looking forward to meeting her at some point. Now, not so much! Sorry, man. Maybe someone else will see her (or she'll find the review) and she'll clean up her act.

[QUOTE=Bobcarguy; 1206588]Name: KC / Lacey / Destiny.

Phone: (865) 755-8038.

Picture: look below.

Body: 5/10.

She is not tall at all. Her pictures make her look like she is really tall. No boobs at all. Very petite body so if your wang is slightly above average then she will say it hurts.

Skills: 4/10.

No BJ skills. No any kind of skills for that matter. She just lays there like piece of wood.

Attitude: 8/10.

Pretty good attitude overall.

VERY IMPORTANT:

1. Her twat smells disgusting. I have no other words to describe it. After having 25+ girls (providers, girlfriends, party hook-ups) I have NEVER seen girl with such disgusting smell from twat. I almost threw up on her while doing doggy and my wang immediately went limp.

I came home and had to use two 16oz bottles of Hydrogen Peroxide to clean my wang. Had to use scrubber to wash my whole body. I also threw away underwear that I was wearing because it smelled like dead fish from her twat.

2. She was late 45 mins. It was worst decision in my life that I did not leave after 10 mins of her not showing up at designated place.

VERDICT: Do NOT see her. Ever. Even for free. If you do your wang will smell like dead corpse for long time unless you clean it super well. [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Walker2011;1206867]Wow, hope this one is YMMV cause I plan on trying her out. Anyone body else seen her?[/QUOTE]I saw her myself and she gave me the freaking runaround from hell. She was like 2 hours late first off. She must have been busy with other mongers and instead of just being up front was like I will be there in 10 minutes. She then calls and said I am here where are you. She said in the parking lot. I wasn't supposed to meet her in parking lot. She was in West Knox. She couldn't get her name straight, she was KC, then Lacey then something else I couldn't understand. She must have scored something because she could not hardly talk. She finally, showed and I was very disappointed seemed out of it and smelled like crap not her twat but like BO. I know it has been hot but she must have been out in the heat all day told her my time window was up so sorry she was just sol. Do what you want but with this girl is definitely a gamble. The main thing that pissed me off though was I told her if she could't make it in the time frame I wanted and I could call someone else but she always insisted she was on her way. Even though she was late I was ready to go to town til I got a look or whiff of here.

[QUOTE=Walker2011;1206867]Wow, hope this one is YMMV cause I plan on trying her out. Anyone body else seen her?[/QUOTE]Very least bacterial vaginosis. Needs antibiotics.

Not good to put ones willy near that.

Thanks guys for all the sympathy. Good to know that my monger friends feel the pain!

Also, the reason why it pissed me off so much is that when she got to hotel I asked her: "can you go ahead and take shower right now?" (knowing that she must be sweaty after 97 degree weather outside). To which she said "No I JUST took one right before coming here".

She probably knew that her twat smelled bad so she could have taken advantage and took shower right before our session.

Ok guys, I know many have been wondering about the lovely Chloe. Well I had the chance to meet her today, unfortunately, I was a half hour late so I just got to meet the beautiful Chloe and not get the full treatment. It was completely my fault I was running 30 minutes early so I stopped at car wash to kill some time and ended losing track of time and took longer than I wanted. However, Chloe is better looking than her pics so I am anxious to sample.

The good news is Taylar introduced herself and said she only had about 15 minutes before she had a client coming in but she would be more than happy to give me a massage only on the house. She made it clear that would be a massage only due to time issue. I said sure hoping that maybe her client would not show up. She gave me a good look at her body and Taylar is freaking smoking hot. Whoever said she had cellulite must have had an axe to grand because Taylar is easily every bit as hot as any provider we have. I was thoroughly impressed with her looks. We shot the breeze while she was giving me a massage. She rolled me over and of course she saw I was enjoying my massage and she decided a deserved a HJ and just then there was a knock at the door and Mariah told her her appointment was here. She said I am sorry and said give me just a second and stepped out. I went ahead and got dressed and just about that time Mariah came in and said Taylar sent her in to give me HJ but since I was already dressed and limp I said no thanks. Mariah left nd Taylar came back in and again apologized and said Mariah's offer was at no charge, I told her I didn't have time but definitely wanted to see her sometime. I slipped up and said cause you definitely do not have cellulite and she said oh are you on USA and I said yes. We then had talked about the board for a couple of minutes. She said she has turned over a new leaf and trying to give us what we all want. However, she said some guy came and wanted free service for a good review. She said she told him no thanks. I am glad she did. This is not cool reviews should be truthful period. Any whys fellows, I had judged Taylar by her rep on here before but know I am totally for giving her a second shot. She was super cool and SUPER HOT. I will give her a review once I get a real appointment with her which will be real soon. FWIW! Taylar told me she talks to other providers and this dude has tried this stunt with. Lot of them including our favorites. Ladies out this asshole.