Massage Parlor Reports

Nuru, I agree with your theory. Many of you will remember GQ Spa. I went there for years. Gina, the owner, used to tell me about the harassment she got from the Old-lady beauty parlor next door. They constantly called LEO. Made claims about girls living there. Food and Cooking. She told me she was feed up with the hassles. She finally left. So really, it was the neighbors. At least in that case. Maybe you stir in the local political / law enforcement environment. Bob.

[QUOTE=NuruLover;2357747]This discussion is interesting, and complicated. I live farther north and I'm going to point to libertyville for my example. I think that a spa location has a lot to do with it. In LV, there are spas that get by running fast and loose with their screening but seem to last forever, and others that eek out a few HJ's and then get shut down even with very little discussion on our boards. I blame neighboring businesses that get suspicious from watching the girls come and go, the guys that are constantly in and out or just creeping in the parking lots. All it takes is a prudish neighbor to google the spa name and address to get the low down on what's going on, much of it reported here where web crawlers can see our posts without a password.

I think that PD's participate in National Day of Johns and other anti prostitution campaigns, but otherwise place a low priority on harassing these places, unless someone files a complaint. Anyway, it is complicated. MS and MT skill are the bottom line in their not getting busted, we should be as careful not to incriminate ourselves (or them).[/QUOTE]

Now relate that to Yun. Many of the businesses in that same area of the strip mall are Asian, and they most likely accept their neighbors as a legit business. It is set back off the street, so it's not really a political eye-sore. The BOA and the Mexican restaurant on either ends probably don't even know it's there. And the neighbors across Elmhurst Rd who can look out their back windows at the place every day apparently don't care. Net result, they have a good location. I do believe that is the biggest component in the equation.

[QUOTE=Bob521;2357762]Nuru, I agree with your theory. Many of you will remember GQ Spa. I went there for years. Gina, the owner, used to tell me about the harassment she got from the Old-lady beauty parlor next door. They constantly called LEO. Made claims about girls living there. Food and Cooking. She told me she was feed up with the hassles. She finally left. So really, it was the neighbors. At least in that case. Maybe you stir in the local political / law enforcement environment. Bob.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bob521;2354081]I fuck a 61 year old Jewish lady every Saturday night. She also cooks for me!
Actually, I got lucky when I married her. Bob.[/QUOTE]How much does that FS action cost you?

I got divorced years ago and for shits and giggles I penciled out what I figured it cost me and I came up with about $600 per FS.

And unfortunately, the service was sub par!

Be safe!

Joe.

Here's some accounting on that subject. This summer I am taking a 14 day cruise. $9,000. That's $642 per night, assuming every night is happy! Hahahahah. Bob.

[QUOTE=Joe6009;2358118]How much does that FS action cost you?

I got divorced years ago and for shits and giggles I penciled out what I figured it cost me and I came up with about $600 per FS.

And unfortunately, the service was sub par!

Be safe!

Joe.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Joe6009;2358118]How much does that FS action cost you?

I got divorced years ago and for shits and giggles I penciled out what I figured it cost me and I came up with about $600 per FS.

And unfortunately, the service was sub par!

Be safe!

Joe.[/QUOTE]LOL WTF is our like button haha.

[QUOTE=Joe6009;2358118]How much does that FS action cost you?

I got divorced years ago and for shits and giggles I penciled out what I figured it cost me and I came up with about $600 per FS.

And unfortunately, the service was sub par!

Be safe!

Joe.[/QUOTE]Ok I laughed out loud when I saw this post. I'm still married, but we've been non coitus for years. Yes gents, I said YEARS. (see my post in "how you got started")

With that said, I run a bigger deficit / ROI than the US Government.

See Harold Hamm, $1 billion dollar divorce after 26 years, comes out to about $105,374. 00 a day or locally Mr Griffin is paying $35 million after 10 years of marriage or about $9,586/ day. Would it suprise you that both ladies are not happy and want more, of course not.

Liz Smith has written a book called Men on Strike, why get married when some judge is going to give you the shaft, stay home on a Saturday night and watch porn, its a helluva lot cheaper. That is watch porn on the internet while you still can, before the FCC regulates internet content and trust me, online porn is going to be outlawed just like prostitution was back in the 1900's. Your liberal lady friends love to chant, ,my body my choice so I tell them oh, put your body up for sale on 47th / Cicero and watch your body be carted off to jailed, I get 'crickets' back as a response.

Wired.

After reading many praises, dreamed of the place. Met with Bebe and everything that's reported seem accurate.

TS is great, back massage was very good. Flip was good with no upcharge. After the performance there was very good neck massage followed by hands and legs massage, which was very relaxing.

[QUOTE=HeadFirst80;2361076]After reading many praises, dreamed of the place. Met with Bebe and everything that's reported seem accurate.

TS is great, back massage was very good. Flip was good with no upcharge. After the performance there was very good neck massage followed by hands and legs massage, which was very relaxing.[/QUOTE]Only complaint I had at Yun was the TS. Maybe it was just the day I was there, but I was freezing my balls off in there. I figured it was because the room is a little more open. Anyway, other than that, Yun's been my best overall experience if looking for a more extensive menu.

[QUOTE=HeadFirst80;2361076]After reading many praises, dreamed of the place. Met with Bebe and everything that's reported seem accurate.

TS is great, back massage was very good. Flip was good with no upcharge. After the performance there was very good neck massage followed by hands and legs massage, which was very relaxing.[/QUOTE]Your title freaked me out. I thought "hit" meant something else until I read your review. My heart is slowing down now. Thanks!

[QUOTE=JoeD999;2361396]Your title freaked me out. I thought "hit" meant something else until I read your review. My heart is slowing down now. Thanks![/QUOTE]Sorry JoeD. I was going towards "Hit or Miss" mind of a hit. At least it made you read through.

I'll try to keep titles little mellow next time.

Went to Yun about three weeks ago and requested a MT that mamasan said isn't there and said she has a new girl named CoCo, she worked out to be an excellent replacement. Had a great time then and today I went back and requested her, again no disappointment what so ever. CoCo is an attractive girl, age. Maybe 30 something, and a very nice thin body with very large see's. She actually provides an excellent back massage that equals any non-AMP massage place. Very deep pressure, long strokes and took her time getting out all of the knots in my neck and back. She was on the table and used her knees to massage the butt and hips area, felt awesome. Towards the end of the massaging asked if I wanted my back walked on, which I accepted. That massage alone would keep me coming back. Then on the flip she asked what I wanted and her pricing menu is good in that its not crazy over priced items that warrants immediate haggling such as I had encountered at SkyOne. She does kinda talk you out of a normal HE and prefers FS which turned out to be very good. I had asked in the beginning if I could have a shower at the end which she said was no problem at all. Was there for full hour and possibly a little over that. No rush whatsoever.

Hope she sticks around for awhile.

Did any one else notice syringe work on Masseuses hands?

The one I was with seem to have a small bandage in that area. She didn't feel "high" when I was there, but just curious if this is something normal to expect.

I've never seen anything that made me think drug abuse was a problem in AMPs. A regular at another place was slurring a little once maybe on a 9pm visit. The social dynamics aren't the same as those facing SW's or escorts. I haven't been to yum in more than a year, but I feel comfortable saying that I think she probably just had a bandaid on her hand.

I've never seen any trails on arms on the girls there, so I doubt that was anything serious. Had a great time with CoCo, great attitude too -.

[QUOTE=HeadFirst80;2372055]Did any one else notice syringe work on Masseuses hands?

The one I was with seem to have a small bandage in that area. She didn't feel "high" when I was there, but just curious if this is something normal to expect.[/QUOTE]