Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Tippy]There's just a little bit of West Virginia in most Baltimorons, don't you know?[/QUOTE]

I'm a life long resident; we're actually BALAmorons...

I was working in delaware and went to the Canton Inn. Three other guys and my self where the only guys in there. I was there 20 mins and saw no girl on the stage dancing. A blonde came over and offered me a lap dance. I accepted and what a waste. She said she couldn't tale nothing off and was horriable. She offered the champaign rm for 100. 00 for 15 mins. And I could toucj what ever I wanted to but she would still be unable to take off anything. I declined and waited around 15-20 mins and still no dancers the bar tender even left. I was there between 6:30 and 7:30 on Tuesday night.

Went to Sherrie's on Thursday afternoon at about 2 PM. The interior has been visibly improved. Nice, clean and modern. Quite a change from the old interior. Security was at the door and carded me, even though I am in my late 50s. The bar was clean and fresh and the barmaid attractive and sweet. Actually very engaging in a warm way.

I wish I could give the three girls dancing the same high marks that I can give the club and its interior. One was chubby, but to her credit a good dancer. The other two were half way attractive.

In my opinion, this club is worth watching as it may get better in a few months. All of the girls liked working there and no one hit me up for any dance money. But, they were all pleasant though not that attractive.

In closing, I would give the bar a B+ for atmosphere, but only a C- for the dancers.

Had last Tuesday off from work (sorry for the late post, but you know, things to do, people to see), had a few minutes to kill between errands, so I thought I'd make a stop at my favorite block. Haven't been here in awhile, last time wasn't too memorable. It was around 6 pm and most of the places were quiet. I went downstairs to the Diamond club, and saw a hot asian girl and I knew I was going to stay for a bit. I've seen her before at other clubs, she gets around I guess, so I sat down got a $7 beer and watched her dance. Man, she has an amazing body. Tight ass and legs, nice fake perky tities. She knows how to work it. She comes over for her tip afterward and decides to mount me and give me a light kiss. Let me tell you something, her body feels better than it looks. Services were offered, but I was low on funds and didn't want to have them crack my head over my credit card. So I opted for a drink with her and let her drive me nuts for a couple of minutes. She's a pro and she knows what she's there for, she wants her money. She gobbled that drink down and was asking for another in a matter of minutes. She is definitely all business and was ready to negociate for a better time, but another time. Another time.

Keep drinking.

sorry - I know this is the Baltimore thread but did want to add my five cents to the post below:

The place opens around 5pm but nobody really starts dancing until well after 8pm a lot of times. Couch dances are a waste, but the champagne rooms can be fun if you know the girls. Sounds like you had Stormy.

[QUOTE=Stoniey]I was working in delaware and went to the Canton Inn. Three other guys and my self where the only guys in there. I was there 20 mins and saw no girl on the stage dancing. A blonde came over and offered me a lap dance. I accepted and what a waste. She said she couldn't tale nothing off and was horriable. She offered the champaign rm for 100. 00 for 15 mins. And I could toucj what ever I wanted to but she would still be unable to take off anything. I declined and waited around 15-20 mins and still no dancers the bar tender even left. I was there between 6:30 and 7:30 on Tuesday night.[/QUOTE]

Is it worth going to the block in the daytime on a Saturday?

[QUOTE=Itstal212]Is it worth going to the block in the daytime on a Saturday?[/QUOTE]Thank you for your first contribution to the forum. It was very informative and we look forward to your future posts.

Couple spinners here. A hot skinny blond with great legs quoted 1. 6 for the house and $$ for her. I wasn't all that careful with my cash and by this time I had already pissed away $. Was constantly bothered by ugly bitches wanting tips for dances I wasn't even watching. I had no intentions of dropping $$$$, I don't care hot. I was lucky to leave with the shirt on my back.

[QUOTE=Itstal212]Is it worth going to the block in the daytime on a Saturday?[/QUOTE]


I have been there on Sat. afternoons, and found it hit or miss. I will wander in and out of the various clubs to check out the talent. Then go back to the one that interested me the most. Also, not as crowded by other mongers so the ladies are more willing to make deals. I have had girls sitting on my lap at the bar playing tonsil hockey and providing a hand job at the same time. Oh damn I wish I were younger!!!!

[QUOTE=Ambiguousjoe]Couple spinners here. A hot skinny blond with great legs quoted 1. 6 for the house and $$ for her. I wasn't all that careful with my cash and by this time I had already pissed away $. Was constantly bothered by ugly bitches wanting tips for dances I wasn't even watching. I had no intentions of dropping $$$$, I don't care hot. I was lucky to leave with the shirt on my back.[/QUOTE]

Nice report. In exchange I will give you a little tip. Those prices are negotiable. Even the house fees. Just remember, the Bartender expects a tip as well.

Dr. Monger

[QUOTE=Sundance88]I have been there on Sat. afternoons, and found it hit or miss. I will wander in and out of the various clubs to check out the talent. Then go back to the one that interested me the most. Also, not as crowded by other mongers so the ladies are more willing to make deals. I have had girls sitting on my lap at the bar playing tonsil hockey and providing a hand job at the same time. Oh damn I wish I were younger!!!![/QUOTE]
In many clubs, the daytime rules are far different than the nighttime rules. What used to be standard night time fare is now only found daytime. Trust me, in the good old days, the behavior you described used the be standard any evening for a medium sized drink, right at the bar. Those days are long gone, but then the Block at night is currently a disaster.

Dr. Monger

Don't forget, the late great Sunshine was a night shifter.

Good things can happen after 8, though it's true , I usually give up and go to the Midway.

[QUOTE=Dr.Monger]In many clubs, the daytime rules are far different than the nighttime rules. What used to be standard night time fare is now only found daytime. Trust me, in the good old days, the behavior you described used the be standard any evening for a medium sized drink, right at the bar. Those days are long gone, but then the Block at night is currently a disaster.

Dr. Monger[/QUOTE]

Are you saying that it is better during the day? I can't get out much during the day to drive up and enjoy myself, so I only get to hit the block at night. If it is that much better during the day, I might just take a day off work for a mini vacation.

Heard reports from reliable sources that the Mouse Trap will close after Saturday, March 28th. For those who still remember Lou, you may wish to stop by and give your final regards. I know I will during March madness.

[QUOTE=Bullmarket2]Heard reports from reliable sources that the Mouse Trap will close after Saturday, March 28th. For those who still remember Lou, you may wish to stop by and give your final regards. I know I will during March madness.[/QUOTE]
It won't be soon enough for me. The doorman there is a real prick...he keeps more customers out than he draws in because he is such a shithead. He always has a smartass comment, and I know there is another poster here who was seen outside the Block by this jerk, and called something out to him in a public place. Not cool. I feel bad for Gary and Sylvia, but they will be able to find another job somewhere. I doubt anyone will hire the doorman.

Dr. Monger