Massage Parlor Reports

I had a great time in DC, 3 wonderful sessions .

I did not expect any other answer from you, so was not disappointed.. But luckily I did not need you.

What you seem to miss is that before you can even make one report, you need to go sdomewhere.. And that's what newbies ask.

I am not born this morning and I know the need to be discreet on public fora.
But let me say that to all newbies who are fed up to be rejected any time they aslk: PM me and I will give you the details of the 3 places I experienced, in DC, even if you have not yet posted. i woudl assume that most of the newbies willeventually post , and that will enrich the forum.

And dear lovelOs, whenever you go abroad, if that ever happens, remember that members on non US fora are much more friendly than you, and , without any rancune, I could advise you on fantastic opportunities in London, Barcelona, let alone FKKs , bangkok, Singapore, Tokyo.

Anyway, back to more civilised fora here in Europe.

Recently went to v/y and saw Mae (May?).

Of some interest is the fact that she was not korean, but japanese; also for those who like the jungle, she had a very thick one.

Table shower: 6.5
Face: 6.0
Body: 6.5
Massage: 5.5

Standard fare with the table shower and attention to the proper areas; problem was that she just wasn't very enthusiastic; clearly did not want me to make full use of my hour's time; DATY was not permitted and she seemed irritated (and I have seen this before) that I even wanted to see the poonani; man that's what makes it all worth it for me!

And now for a rant:

As I age :( , I become more particular about my "requirements". One is I want my damn time that I paid for; don't keep telling me to come like you're impatient for it to happen. Also don't fake it so poorly that I think I'm watching a bad porn movie. OTOH, don't lie there with your eyes closed the whole time either - I know I'm just some dude, but you can bear to look at me a little.

[QUOTE=Rejected Monke]Not trying to work up any paranoia or anything, but has anyone noticed the recent string of closings in DC strangely correlate with the influx of brand new members in this forum? Just food for thought. Personally, I don't think it's a coincidence.[/QUOTE]


You know, whenever I get unsolicited information, I assume that it's information that I can't trust. At the same time, when I get information from people who have no qualification or establishment on this forum, I know that either it's their way of trying to kiss my ass or worse, trying to set me up. I've been threatened here before and keep my inner circle a whole hell of a lot tighter than before. I don't think that it's paranoia if they're really trying to get you. If you want to know what it looks like when they're trying to get you, keep reading.

Officer Dreams,

The plural of forum is not fora. Cops are always trying to sound smarter than they are, and the spelling and grammar and diction always give it away. I'm hungry, could you grab me a donut?


[QUOTE=Dreams]I had a great time in DC, 3 wonderful sessions .

I did not expect any other answer from you, so was not disappointed.. But luckily I did not need you.

What you seem to miss is that before you can even make one report, you need to go sdomewhere.. And that's what newbies ask.

I am not born this morning and I know the need to be discreet on public fora.
But let me say that to all newbies who are fed up to be rejected any time they aslk: PM me and I will give you the details of the 3 places I experienced, in DC, even if you have not yet posted. i woudl assume that most of the newbies willeventually post , and that will enrich the forum.

And dear lovelOs, whenever you go abroad, if that ever happens, remember that members on non US fora are much more friendly than you, and , without any rancune, I could advise you on fantastic opportunities in London, Barcelona, let alone FKKs , bangkok, Singapore, Tokyo.

Anyway, back to more civilised fora here in Europe.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ravensfan]did sun really went down??? haven't been back there since last year, well, it does sux to hear another one of the better place went down. (still miss cpch the most)

anyway, after hearing the sad news i decide to stop by neverland to see the fairy so she can make my day better. of couse, she did.

LL, it was very nice of you helping out with info to our the hero who protect our country. but i m afraid now that people will use that as an excuse to get info from us (mostly from you).[/QUOTE]Sun was actually the first AMP I ever visited and to be honest was one of my favorite places to go. My first time there was the absolute best. I don't remember the girls name (actually, I couldn't pronounce it when she told it to me) but she was as cute as could be. The best thing about her was that she was totally into having fun. She let me do basically anything to her and in return she would experiment on me a bit. I'd say we both had a good time. A couple times I met with a girl named "Koko". I've seen reference to a "Koko"/"Coco" in this forum quite a bit. I'm not sure she was the same "Koko" as the one I saw on occassion was not that attractive and not that much fun, but she still got the job done.

I had read that Sun was shut down a few months ago. Not a part of the bigger bust back in the Aug/Sept timeframe. It's too bad as I enjoyed Sun and always felt comfortable going there. I would say Sun was my "regular" spot. I guess I need to find a new one now.

My "busy season" at work run from January through April (is that a big enough hint at what I do for a living? ). During that time I don't have a lot of time to head downtown. So, I found a couple places here in NOVA that could satisfy in a time of need. Obviously DC is the place to go for the best AMP service, but for those random weeknights when you need your fix and don't have time (or energy) to deal with driving to DC there are actually some good locations in NOVA. I've had great luck with a place near Bailey's. For those who have been around for a while you may remember this place as named "Eagle". The name has changed now but the services are still there. I had seen a girl named "Kelly" a couple times. She was a cute as anything you'd find in DC and if she liked you would give you the same level of service. I had FS with her twice. I'm worried she might be gone now as the past couple times I have been there they have said "Kelly no here". I'm not sure if that means she is gone for good. There is also a great place in Tyson's. I'll pass that info along soon (as soon as I can find a way to be descrete yet information enough). I have the address, condo unit and code to the gate. So, obviously with the NOVA locations YMMV but for those random weekday nights when you need your quick fix it's worth it.

[QUOTE=Dreams]I had a great time in DC, 3 wonderful sessions .

I did not expect any other answer from you, so was not disappointed.. But luckily I did not need you.

What you seem to miss is that before you can even make one report, you need to go sdomewhere.. And that's what newbies ask.

I am not born this morning and I know the need to be discreet on public fora.
But let me say that to all newbies who are fed up to be rejected any time they aslk: PM me and I will give you the details of the 3 places I experienced, in DC, even if you have not yet posted. i woudl assume that most of the newbies willeventually post , and that will enrich the forum.

And dear lovelOs, whenever you go abroad, if that ever happens, remember that members on non US fora are much more friendly than you, and , without any rancune, I could advise you on fantastic opportunities in London, Barcelona, let alone FKKs , bangkok, Singapore, Tokyo.

Anyway, back to more civilised fora here in Europe.[/QUOTE]

BSR, I couldn't agree more. Here is a noob who comes in asking for the keys to the city and when LL blasts him he claims to be an uber-monger from Europe. Then he finds some mysterious source of intel that allows him to boast of three highly successful AMP visits. I think not.

If I am wrong then I hope your flight back to the Fatherland was pleasant. If BSR is right, then put down that donut and go out there and find some terrorists, murders, drug dealers etc.

I`ll 2nd that leave our little fantasy girls alone.

[QUOTE=Laxman #2]put down that donut and go out there and find some terrorists, murders, drug dealers etc.[/QUOTE]

Pressed for time as usual, so it was either 1333 or 1413, which are very convenient for me. I opted for 1413 (though I'm looking forward to trying the greener 1333, which isn't much farther). Banana girl wasn't there, so I got Mouse girl from LA. She's a little older and thicker, not really eye candy. But her Engrish was quite good and she's very friendly. I liked her immediately. I didn't like that she wanted payment up front. Pretty good scrubbing during TS, with some play, followed by seriously deep massage. If you're sensitive you wouldn't like either one. Not much buildup, but enthusiastic romance language lesson followed by some mish and doggie. She seems to like it pretty rough, so I pounded obligingly. Good experience, no regrets, but probably wouldn't repeat because it was a little rushed.- about 45 minutes from when I walked in.

[QUOTE=Labiameister]Recently went to v/y and saw Mae (May?).

Of some interest is the fact that she was not korean, but japanese; DATY was not permitted and she seemed irritated (and I have seen this before) that I even wanted to see the poonani; man that's what makes it all worth it for me!

don't lie there with your eyes closed the whole time either - I know I'm just some dude, but you can bear to look at me a little.[/QUOTE]

In my experiences with Japanese civilians in both Japan and Hawaii, I have had many similar experiences as these. I don't think it is a reflection of the performance I offered. I had slept with one girl three times in two days, and the next session when I made a move to DATY, my head was pushed away from the pleasure revine.

Many Japanese are very modest about exposing their privates, even to those they are intimate with. Japanese are generally ultra paranoid about STDs. So much so that 99% of all P4P services by Japanese providers (in Japan) are not available to gaijin (foreigners).

Don't take it personally, it seems perhaps that May is just in the wrong line of work, and very unconfortable with what is customarily expected in this area. But none of this is unexpected when you are familiar first hand with their culture.

Your report has saved many from a poor performance / bad experience. It is genuinely appreciated.

-PP

BTW this forum is rockin'! I had to read two full pages since my last post. Keep up the good work DC!!

[QUOTE=Rejected Monke]Not trying to work up any paranoia or anything, but has anyone noticed the recent string of closings in DC strangely correlate with the influx of brand new members in this forum? Just food for thought. Personally, I don't think it's a coincidence.[/QUOTE]I don't know why some of the newbies get so worked up that they can't get some intel. I am a newbie myself but I don't expect anybody to divulge information to me. This board is useful to me in that I can use it to keep informed on closings and frequency of busts. I don't expect to find new places here. All the places I've been to, I found it either by Googling for information or by referral from friends in real life. And seriously, with no offense to anyone here, it's possible that even some of the senior members are LEs in disguise. It's not that difficult to fake a report, and it costs little money to keep a ruse going even for years, making a made-up report every now and then.

[QUOTE=Labiameister]Recently went to v/y and saw Mae (May?).

Of some interest is the fact that she was not korean, but japanese; also for those who like the jungle, she had a very thick one.

Table shower: 6.5
Face: 6.0
Body: 6.5
Massage: 5.5

Standard fare with the table shower and attention to the proper areas; problem was that she just wasn't very enthusiastic; clearly did not want me to make full use of my hour's time; DATY was not permitted and she seemed irritated (and I have seen this before) that I even wanted to see the poonani; man that's what makes it all worth it for me!

And now for a rant:

As I age :( , I become more particular about my "requirements". One is I want my damn time that I paid for; don't keep telling me to come like you're impatient for it to happen. Also don't fake it so poorly that I think I'm watching a bad porn movie. OTOH, don't lie there with your eyes closed the whole time either - I know I'm just some dude, but you can bear to look at me a little.[/QUOTE]

On several occasions (mostly in California), I encountered girls in AMPs who claimed to be Japanese. Finding a real Japanese girl in an AMP is rare, even in Hawaii. From my experience, upon closer examination, they were actually ethnic Koreans who were either born and raised in Japan or lived in Japan for an extended period and spoke both Korean and Japanese. Often, they seemed to be genuinely conflicted over their own identity, whether Korean by their lineage, or Japanese where they were raised.

Since most AMPs are run by Koreans, these girls who are a blend of Korean and Japanese don't seem to fit in well with their 100-percent Korean coworkers. A 100-percent Japanese girl who doesn't speak Korean would have a difficult time working in most AMPs.

I can second PussProwler's comments, many Japanese women are shy about exposing their private parts, but there are exceptions. You generally have to be their BF, though.

The Korean/Japanese blends, though have provided some amazing GFEs in AMPs. There used to be one at Downtown that would rock your world, especially if you were lucky enough to get the room that had the king size bed!

[QUOTE=Dreams]I had a great time in DC, 3 wonderful sessions .

I did not expect any other answer from you, so was not disappointed.. But luckily I did not need you.

What you seem to miss is that before you can even make one report, you need to go sdomewhere.. And that's what newbies ask.

I am not born this morning and I know the need to be discreet on public fora.
But let me say that to all newbies who are fed up to be rejected any time they aslk: PM me and I will give you the details of the 3 places I experienced, in DC, even if you have not yet posted. i woudl assume that most of the newbies willeventually post , and that will enrich the forum.

And dear lovelOs, whenever you go abroad, if that ever happens, remember that members on non US fora are much more friendly than you, and , without any rancune, I could advise you on fantastic opportunities in London, Barcelona, let alone FKKs , bangkok, Singapore, Tokyo.

Anyway, back to more civilised fora here in Europe.[/QUOTE]Remember this dickhead: any man can get laid anywhere on this orb without aid of computer. This fraternity of mongers is a tight one. Consider this the DC chapter. You have yet to pass initiation. Bend over, take your beating, ask, "Sir may I have another?" and perhaps you'll be rewarded.

Until then; clean up your posts: spelling and composition are disastrous. While you're at it: go fuck your mother.

[QUOTE=Dreams]I had a great time in DC, 3 wonderful sessions .

I did not expect any other answer from you, so was not disappointed.. But luckily I did not need you.

What you seem to miss is that before you can even make one report, you need to go sdomewhere.. And that's what newbies ask.

I am not born this morning and I know the need to be discreet on public fora.
But let me say that to all newbies who are fed up to be rejected any time they aslk: PM me and I will give you the details of the 3 places I experienced, in DC, even if you have not yet posted. i woudl assume that most of the newbies willeventually post , and that will enrich the forum.

And dear lovelOs, whenever you go abroad, if that ever happens, remember that members on non US fora are much more friendly than you, and , without any rancune, I could advise you on fantastic opportunities in London, Barcelona, let alone FKKs , bangkok, Singapore, Tokyo.

Anyway, back to more civilised fora here in Europe.[/QUOTE]

Reely, yoo cumplane abaut lak uv in-tell givn two yoo abaut hour AMPs (ok, I can't keep up the comparable spelling any longer)... Let's try this again...

Really, you complain about lack of intel given to you about our AMPs. The primary reasons you have not received positive feedback in regard to your requests is your lack of contribution to the forum and that if you just invested a minimal amount of time to RTFF, you'd gain 99.9% of the needed intel to make a wise choice.

But, the thing that really irks me is that, after not providing intel yet requesting same, you say in this report that you visited THREE places and STILL do not post on them.

In the end, I am happy to see that nobody gave you any intel as you obviously have no desire to be a contributing member of our board.

Van

I am absolutely stunned by the paranoia that appear in all those posts!

I am safely back here in Europe. If you read all my posts on the ISG you will see that, if I were a cop in DC, I would not spend much of my time chasing AMPs in DC. Anyway, I will not continue this absolutely appaling discussion and leave you all to root in your own paranoia.

Without your contribution, I had a very good time in DC, thanks a lot, and have already shared this info with 4 nice and honest.ooking guys who cared to Pm me.

With regards to grammar and language, whenever any of you can post in a foreign language as well as I can in yours, I'll consider your comments. For the time being, I can onlty express my contempt for you all, and leave you roast in your shit.

I completely agree. In my years of mongering, I've yet to come across a Japanese provider at an AMP. In AMPs, I've seen Koreans, Thai, Laotians, and Chinese, but not Japanese. Even the ones who said they were Japanese or Korean/Japanese mix all turned out to be Korean.

[QUOTE=Jet Ranger]On several occasions (mostly in California), I encountered girls in AMPs who claimed to be Japanese. Finding a real Japanese girl in an AMP is rare, even in Hawaii. From my experience, upon closer examination, they were actually ethnic Koreans who were either born and raised in Japan or lived in Japan for an extended period and spoke both Korean and Japanese. Often, they seemed to be genuinely conflicted over their own identity, whether Korean by their lineage, or Japanese where they were raised.

Since most AMPs are run by Koreans, these girls who are a blend of Korean and Japanese don't seem to fit in well with their 100-percent Korean coworkers. A 100-percent Japanese girl who doesn't speak Korean would have a difficult time working in most AMPs.

I can second PussProwler's comments, many Japanese women are shy about exposing their private parts, but there are exceptions. You generally have to be their BF, though.

The Korean/Japanese blends, though have provided some amazing GFEs in AMPs. There used to be one at Downtown that would rock your world, especially if you were lucky enough to get the room that had the king size bed![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Dreams]
With regards to grammar and language, whenever any of you can post in a foreign language as well as I can in yours, I'll consider your comments. For the time being, I can onlty express my contempt for you all, and leave you roast in your shit.[/QUOTE]
We don't need to post in a foreign language. We're FUCKING AMERICANS!!!!!, without whom you'd be posting in German or Russian.

AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!!!!