Streetwalker Reports

Tuesday headed straight to SA hoping to find Crystal no such luck, proceeded to B/CB spotted one decent looking SW on Patapsco made a quick loop to catch her on the side street too late another monger beat me to the punch, looked around seemed to be a heavy presence of LE so proceeded to WW checked SA no Crystal actually no SW at all got to WW spotted an ok looking unfamiliar SW walking towards the city in between Brunswick and Millington on Wilkins I turned on Brunswick and made my way down Millington hoping to catch her but I guess another monger beat me to the punch again.

I also noticed some erratic driving by fellow mongers when I spotted another SW on Catherine as I was getting ready to take a left turn from the left lane another monger was attempting to do the same from the wrong lane. I also saw someone do a U turn on the side street rather than go around the block.

As I continued on my mission I found Mary she got in my car thought she was in her thirties told me she was 56 lol was a bit reluctant but decided to go for it anyway as I was driving away with her I was beginning to have 2nd thoughts and decided to return her. I was ready to call it a night when I spotted Shannon I read Rooks report on her so I decided to give it a go I'm pretty sure it was the same girl based on the pic and the fact that she was plump as he described. I did not want to go for FS because I did not like her body so I ended up getting a bbjcim from her. Although she was personable I thought her performance was below average sub par technique she asked me for a couple extra $ over the standard rate after completion however I did not give it to her I didn't feel she was worthy of a tip I would not repeat with her .It seems like I've been spending way too much time driving than I would like to the pickings have been pretty slim the quality low. I might end up camping out at the SA till I find Crystal again lol

Gentleman,

Please stop the bickering. This site is supposed to be where info is gathered to help us with the hobby. I have mongered for 7 years, and although I have never posted, I probably know, or know of, any number of you. I have sent pm's to some of you when you asked the members for info, and try to be as helpful as possible. Fact of the matter is, everyone can't be a "chief", and you need "indians" like me and others who help out when we can. But I think we all can be in agreement that we need to "stick together" and stop the I'll will and nastiness. Whether a senior member or a "novice" like me, civility is universal.

[QUOTE=Evil Otto]However, I am not him and I really don't care to be barked at by a guy whose claim to fame is spending many, many of the irreplaceable days and nights of his life chasing crackwhores.
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Chasing crack ****** is a good thing, not a bad thing. I think I will put a "I stop for crack ******" bumper sticker on my car.

[QUOTE=Mdman24]Picked up my first SW today near PP. I cruised the W/W loop didn't see anything so headed over to PP. Cruising down Bmore street saw a girl that looked like she should be LE, so I went a few streets down, then came down a side street as she got to it. She asked for a ride, so as we were driving she pulls up her shirt to show me her C cup fake boobs,WOW, said she used to strip, but now has tons of stretch marks. So I got a CBJ, I was very paranoid, but still able to finish.

Body-9
Face-6
Performance-5
Overall-7[/QUOTE]

Congrats! Did you get a name?

Loop Lives! Hail. bredren!

Selah!

[QUOTE=Loop Vet]That's not the "Uncle" that everyone loved to hate. OG was a DC and Northern Virginia poster, Evil Otto claims other cities as his own. They write differently too.

JMHO[/QUOTE]

Ravane you must have missed my report on 12-1 in the DC SW thread. I've been wondering where the heck you been too. Hoped my report might inspire you...

Could I get one of those Bumper Stickers?

Just got back from the loop [1:00pm.Plenty to choose from as the weather kept them in yesterday. Concerning my earlier post, ie, "civility", I was speaking in the broadest of terms and no one in particular. Myself included!

She gave me her name but I was so nervous I forgot it.

I dropped her off near P/P ave.

[QUOTE=Camden]Chasing crack ****** is a good thing, not a bad thing. I think I will put a "I stop for crack ******" bumper sticker on my car.[/QUOTE]Caution I brake for crack ******" that would be a funny bumper sticker outside the mongering district although I wouldn't drive down B/CB with that sticker I don't think LE would find that to funny.

[QUOTE=Loop Vet]That's not the "Uncle" that everyone loved to hate. OG was a DC and Northern Virginia poster, Evil Otto claims other cities as his own. They write differently too.

JMHO[/QUOTE]
Uncle Cracker does/did his best work over at [url]www.argentinaprivate.com[/url] . As much issues as he created here with his pompous James Bond attitude that rubbed HIM and a few others the wrong way, I can say he posts very good and informative stuff on BsAs.

[QUOTE=Fromunder]Caution I brake for crack ******" that would be a funny bumper sticker outside the mongering district although I wouldn't drive down B/CB with that sticker I don't think LE would find that to funny.[/QUOTE]

I think it would be a lot worse if you were mongering with a "My child is an honor student at ******* School" bumper sticker. As hard as it may be to believe, most LEO's have wives and kids and take things like family guys picking up SW's the wrong way.

Driving some SW around the hood looking to score dope for her and/or you and telling the LEO who pulled you up that you were looking for a store or restaurant, now that is what LE REALLY wouldn't find funny.

[QUOTE=Baltimonger]I think it would be a lot worse if you were mongering with a "My child is an honor student at ******* School" bumper sticker. As hard as it may be to believe, most LEO's have wives and kids and take things like family guys picking up SW's the wrong way.

Driving some SW around the hood looking to score dope for her and/or you and telling the LEO who pulled you up that you were looking for a store or restaurant, now that is what LE REALLY wouldn't find funny.[/QUOTE]Oh Oh I didn't think of that I better get that bumper sticker off my car lol.

After being busted a while ago I've been hesitant about getting back in the game. Hell, I've even been hesitanat about posting on the board. Anyone got any advice to get over the jitters. I have cruised but whimped out when I could of sealed the deal. I now have that constant fear of the backseat of a l/e ride. There is only one SW that I trust but I don't have her new number. Because of my rookie status on this board I am not at liberty to request her info, unless of course someone feels comfortable enough. I am just looking for a little kick in the tail to get back on the monger wagon. HELP.

As I have pm'd to interested members this past week, Alicia received a 6 month stay courtesy of our county government. [the charge was violation of probation] She has served a month of it and with good behavior, etc, should be out in in less then 4. She went to court last Friday and told the Judge she needs a drug rehab, so they are trying to find an open bed for her. She went in weighing 96 lbs, and is up to 125. Alicia calls a couple times a week, so if any members want additional info, please let me know. Be safe!