Strip Club Reports

Had the type of craving that only a visit to the strip club can cure. So, I stopped by the bird today.

My a$$ had not even settled into the seat, when Fantasia walked up and asked if I wanted to dance. I tried to politely say I wanted to relax a bit first, but she wasn't listening. She sat down next to me and grabbed a hold of junior. She followed up with, “come on, I can make it worth your while.” I still politely declined. She countered with, “if we go to the VIP, I can get you laid. I have condoms and everything.” I was not into to her and did not ask the price. She was about 5’5”, a 5 in the face and 6 in the body, with big floppy DD’s, but smelled like a wet dirty ashtray. So I sent her on her way.

After a little bit Mya came by. Nice looking Latina (I think), 5’8” with the heals, 7-8 for face and body, with large Cs or small Ds, very nice and firm. She chatted me up without rushing me, the whole time stroking junior. After about 5 songs of this she asks me if I want to take this to the VIP so she can take care of me “properly.” I counter with the .10 area and we were off. She was very accommodating, my hands were allowed to roam anywhere on the outside. She was very adept at driving a stick shift and had my engine going in no time. During the second song she asked me if I want to continue with this or head to the VIP where she can take care of me “properly.” She said it would be $.60, I countered with .80, and we agreed on $. After the move, she opened me up and started stick shifting again. Then she went to Russian and by the fourth song she started a CBJ. I wasn’t ready to finish yet, so I just laid back and enjoyed her service. Afterwards we chatted for a bit and she went to freshen up, she had worked up quite a sweat.

Next girl to come by was Chastity. At first I was not into her, but she warmed me up quickly. She is Haitian and Ecuadorian. She looked very Haitian in the face and her body was very Latina. 7 in the face, 8 in the body with small Cs and just a little junk in the trunk. We talked for a while and she was concerned that I had not finished in the VIP with Mya. She wanted a chance to remedy the situation. I had plans afterwards and did not want to nut yet. So she took me to the .10 area and showed me a very sensual time. She was working junior so well I almost lost a few times in 5 songs. I told her I needed a break and went back to my seat on the floor.

When Chastity went to freshen up, Raylene took her place at my side. She was very talkative. But she was an 8 in the face and an 8 in the body. If here tits were real I would give her a 9 for her body. As she was, she had hard Ds that she said she got 3 years ago. She was by far, the best in shape of the four. After 2 songs of her yakking I took her to the .10 area to shut her up. She allowed me to roam and shifted junior a few times, but other than that her laps were pretty benign compared to the others.

I sat back down in my floor seat to chill a bit before heading out. Fantasia came back by and chatted me up. I told her that we have had this conversation before and she did not remember. She then continued with quoting prices, starting at $.40 for FS in the VIP. I just shuck my head no. She then worked her price all the way down to .60 for everything. Too bad I was not into her. I think she was trippin on something, she seemed out of it. I just got up and headed out the door. She kept talking like I never left.

I’d go back for Mya and maybe Chastity. Bang for your buck wise, you can do better at an AMP or BP girl. But sometime the only way to scratch that itch is at a strip club.

The drink hustle was not too bad. When I got my first drink I handed her a .10 tip and asked if she would not ask anymore. She said she had to, at least once with every girl. So as each girl sat down, she would come over and ask, I would decline and she would not come back. Towards the end of my visit I watched her sit with an older, “full head of white hair,” guy and she allowed him to fondle her tits with one hand and had his other up her skirt. She was nice looking. Next time I’m going to have to figure out how to get that kind of service.

Now that is what I call a report! Bravo!![QUOTE=Bushman426]Had the type of craving that only a visit to the strip club can cure. So, I stopped by the bird today.

My a$$ had not even settled into the seat, when Fantasia walked up and asked if I wanted to dance. I tried to politely say I wanted to relax a bit first, but she wasn't listening. She sat down next to me and grabbed a hold of junior. She followed up with, “come on, I can make it worth your while.” I still politely declined. She countered with, “if we go to the VIP, I can get you laid. I have condoms and everything.” I was not into to her and did not ask the price. She was about 5’5”, a 5 in the face and 6 in the body, with big floppy DD’s, but smelled like a wet dirty ashtray. So I sent her on her way.

After a little bit Mya came by. Nice looking Latina (I think), 5’8” with the heals, 7-8 for face and body, with large Cs or small Ds, very nice and firm. She chatted me up without rushing me, the whole time stroking junior. After about 5 songs of this she asks me if I want to take this to the VIP so she can take care of me “properly.” I counter with the .10 area and we were off. She was very accommodating, my hands were allowed to roam anywhere on the outside. She was very adept at driving a stick shift and had my engine going in no time. During the second song she asked me if I want to continue with this or head to the VIP where she can take care of me “properly.” She said it would be $.60, I countered with .80, and we agreed on $. After the move, she opened me up and started stick shifting again. Then she went to Russian and by the fourth song she started a CBJ. I wasn’t ready to finish yet, so I just laid back and enjoyed her service. Afterwards we chatted for a bit and she went to freshen up, she had worked up quite a sweat.

Next girl to come by was Chastity. At first I was not into her, but she warmed me up quickly. She is Haitian and Ecuadorian. She looked very Haitian in the face and her body was very Latina. 7 in the face, 8 in the body with small Cs and just a little junk in the trunk. We talked for a while and she was concerned that I had not finished in the VIP with Mya. She wanted a chance to remedy the situation. I had plans afterwards and did not want to nut yet. So she took me to the .10 area and showed me a very sensual time. She was working junior so well I almost lost a few times in 5 songs. I told her I needed a break and went back to my seat on the floor.

When Chastity went to freshen up, Raylene took her place at my side. She was very talkative. But she was an 8 in the face and an 8 in the body. If here tits were real I would give her a 9 for her body. As she was, she had hard Ds that she said she got 3 years ago. She was by far, the best in shape of the four. After 2 songs of her yakking I took her to the .10 area to shut her up. She allowed me to roam and shifted junior a few times, but other than that her laps were pretty benign compared to the others.

I sat back down in my floor seat to chill a bit before heading out. Fantasia came back by and chatted me up. I told her that we have had this conversation before and she did not remember. She then continued with quoting prices, starting at $.40 for FS in the VIP. I just shuck my head no. She then worked her price all the way down to .60 for everything. Too bad I was not into her. I think she was trippin on something, she seemed out of it. I just got up and headed out the door. She kept talking like I never left.

I’d go back for Mya and maybe Chastity. Bang for your buck wise, you can do better at an AMP or BP girl. But sometime the only way to scratch that itch is at a strip club.

The drink hustle was not too bad. When I got my first drink I handed her a .10 tip and asked if she would not ask anymore. She said she had to, at least once with every girl. So as each girl sat down, she would come over and ask, I would decline and she would not come back. Towards the end of my visit I watched her sit with an older, “full head of white hair,” guy and she allowed him to fondle her tits with one hand and had his other up her skirt. She was nice looking. Next time I’m going to have to figure out how to get that kind of service.[/QUOTE]

A trip to the bird is in order. Nice report. I still wish rochelle worked there. She was by far the best stripped i ever had. I didn't even have to ask her about bj it was just something she did, at least for me. She was ducking hot as he'll. Ifbanyone knows where she is, please let me know

Somebody was typing from their phone with the auto-correct feature on. Haha...[QUOTE=Ho Down Man]A trip to the bird is in order. Nice report. I still wish rochelle worked there. She was by far the best stripped i ever had. I didn't even have to ask her about bj it was just something she did, at least for me. She was ducking hot as he'll. Ifbanyone knows where she is, please let me know[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=B Malibu]Somebody was typing from their phone with the auto-correct feature on. Haha...[/QUOTE]


Really, I gotta figure this auto correct feature out and I definitely have to read my messages before hitting that damn send button.

That's why I have that disabled on my mine.

[QUOTE=Ho Down Man]Really, I gotta figure this auto correct feature out and I definitely have to read my messages before hitting that damn send button.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Ho Down Man]A trip to the bird is in order. Nice report. I still wish rochelle worked there. She was by far the best stripped i ever had. I didn't even have to ask her about bj it was just something she did, at least for me. She was ducking hot as he'll. Ifbanyone knows where she is, please let me know[/QUOTE]
I have a special place in my heart for Rochelle. One of a kind. Looks like the bird is calling me for an upcoming visit. I'll have to arrange an extended lunch to get out there during the day shift.

[QUOTE=Ho Down Man]A trip to the bird is in order. Nice report. I still wish rochelle worked there. She was by far the best stripped i ever had. I didn't even have to ask her about bj it was just something she did, at least for me. She was ducking hot as he'll. Ifbanyone knows where she is, please let me know[/QUOTE]I have never been to the Bird but I understand about Rochelle. There is always something extra special when you meet a girl who just loves to make her customer happy. I used go to a club and this one dancer would pop her titty out and stick it right in my mouth as soon as we got into the lap dance area. Then her hand would go down my pants and all without even a discussion of extra money. Now other girls would want to charge money just to let you touch them. Girls like that are the true gems of the strip club scene.

[QUOTE=B Malibu]Now that is what I call a report! Bravo!![/QUOTE]

Coming from you, this means a lot!!!

Been to a place called "Sin" in City of Industry, I think? Friend of mine told me to go check it out.

[QUOTE=Thedudeoftheoc]Been to a place called "Sin" in City of Industry, I think? Friend of mine told me to go check it out.[/QUOTE]I think the club you are referring to is Synn Gentleman's Club which is located in the City of Industry. The last time I was there nearly all the girls were pushing for the nude dances as if there was no such thing as a topless dance. So while they do offer topless dances, from my experience I get the impression that most girls don't feel its worth there time. The problem with this is that you can't really try out a girl without spending a bit. The nude dances are $40 and usually 2 for 1, although there are specials sometimes. The lighting in the club is a bit darker compared to the clubs in the OC.

Anyone know if the Bird is open on Sundays, and what time? And is it worth going on Sundays? THX

[QUOTE=Jerikson40]Anyone know if the Bird is open on Sundays, and what time? And is it worth going on Sundays? THX[/QUOTE]11am - 2am

It can be, but not until early evening.

[QUOTE=Jerikson40]Anyone know if the Bird is open on Sundays, and what time? And is it worth going on Sundays? THX[/QUOTE]
11-2 7 days a week.
during the day, maybe.
[url]http://www.flamingoshowgirls.com/index.html[/url]

[QUOTE=Jerikson40]Anyone know if the Bird is open on Sundays, and what time? And is it worth going on Sundays? THX[/QUOTE]

It is open its normal hours all day and night. Been there a couple of Sunday dayshifts and one night, and the dancer selection was definitely reduced. If I have one criticism of the Bird (aside from it having the most obnoxious dancer drink hustle of any club I've been to), it is that the dancer selection is not too great in terms of numbers. But regardless, I always find at least one who will do what needs doing and send me home happy.